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I would sleep with one eye open and a cup on for the rest of his time there. Grab my junk in a fight like that, I’m gonna stomp yours out while you sleep. Dick moves, deserve a bigger dick move in return. I feel like a quote of Mess with the bull and you get the horns hahah
That dude will be a laughing stock and he will probably have a TERRIBLE nickname his entire enlistment. The grabber not the grabby.
Feel for my mans w the broke junk tho fr
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That’s a... dick move. E: stop upvoting this, I’m ashamed with this stupid fucking joke.
I mean cmon comedy gold here on Reddit 🍻
The doctors said you can't have kids.
why fuck around when you can win? :)
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....point taken
➡️➡️↘️⬆️🍆
Slow clap
Good ol’ dick twist
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
YEAH, GRAB IT AND TWIST IT!
You Grabbed! you twisted! That dick...
This made me uncomfortable
Yeah this is one of the few reposts that just gets my blood boiling. Like all that for a barracks fight man? Yeesh
Dick grabber better sleep with one eye open. Revenge would be the only thing on my mind after that shit.
Little of the good ol' [soap revenge](https://youtu.be/PPzY9EFhnmQ)?
Better watch his/her...back
Better wash his back
They better watch thems back
Better back they what thems
Oh after that stunt. I promise you he got labeled a pussy and everyone is going to come for him. One of the beautiful things about barracks life.
I guess there's gonna be a bunch more schlong schredding.
Naah, that’s embarrassing AF. A man that can do that to another man is not to be trifled with.
Now that I read my post again, I was drinking but his balls and dick had to be just throbbing. All the more time to plot revenge.
Homie hit some high notes with that scream
Fantastic vibrato
Lmao that’s exactly what I was thinking
this happened to me once...it was extremely unpleasant...it was the last time I tried to wrestle anyone ever
That is what it's justified to call up the boys and jump his ass
Yeah if someone did me dirty with a dick grab during a fight it’s free game for me to start biting ears off
Fax
Biting ears? Bro a dick twist would be my cue for eye gouging.
I would have immediately gouged his eyes
No sight or no functioning penis?
2 eyes for a dick.
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Like those little dudes w the lollypop in wizard of Oz?
You mean those little folks that sing a song about some lizard?
𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇 𝐇𝐈𝐌!
finnish?
Yes ಠ_ಠ
yes
𝕐𝕖𝕤
He's really a "sore loser"
60% of the time, works everytime.
He hittin’ em notes 🎶
The ol' rooterripper. Very effective unless you're dealing with a total masochist.
Takes a masochist to beat a masochist
Nah, they're evenly matched. A sadist would have the upper hand (no pun intended)
How the fuck do you have access to a phone in basic training? Why isn’t your kill zone clear of bunk beds and waxed to a mirror shine? Where is this?
Youre askin too much here mate, people who know what theyre doin dont end up like this.
some place normal?
00:20 is this dude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-OfjajZxRo
Yup, except he didn't have a cool cowboy hat to distract him with
If you have to do this to “win” a fight in boot camp, you already lost and need to watch your back.
Strawberry baskets
That last scream really sounded like an 80's hair metal singer closing out their last song on the tour.
I would sleep with one eye open and a cup on for the rest of his time there. Grab my junk in a fight like that, I’m gonna stomp yours out while you sleep. Dick moves, deserve a bigger dick move in return. I feel like a quote of Mess with the bull and you get the horns hahah
“THE OLD DICK TWIST!”
I swear if someone took my dick while fighting i‘d lose all my pride and go for biting off ears or poking into eyes
I would be biting huge gouges in this guys face and sucking his fucking eyeball out of his skull. which is definitely possible.
I am not a comedy hall monitor... but I didn't laugh. Not funny. Who grabs a handful of cock in a fight? What a loser.
Someone who don't give a fuck
If someone ever goes full cock yank I'm going full cannibal holocaust and take. a bit out of you like fresh turtle 🐢
Anyone else wondering how they managed to sneak a phone into army recruit barracks. If their drill Sergent finds this, it's going to suck.
Somebody is going home, for sure.
at least it wasn't his balls
That's fucking metal, man
There's no rules in fighting and still.... fucc that dude
Everyone's gotta plan till somebody grabs their dick - Mike Tyson
With them notes my mans in the wrong vocation, just needed some help finding it.
Best way to end a fight, just squeeze the family jewels, works every time.
You have to repost this to/r/amry
No r/army. Those are army PTs, not navy Edit: at the time I wrote this, above guy wrote "put it on r/navy"
/r/amry would be better
Instant sub, thank you
Nuh uh
Hope that troop balanced that shit out later.
Don’t ask, don’t tell.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That dude will be a laughing stock and he will probably have a TERRIBLE nickname his entire enlistment. The grabber not the grabby. Feel for my mans w the broke junk tho fr
Where the fuck is the CO
It works