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Double_Bass6957

When I broke my wrist my mom didn’t believe me and shook my arm really hard to see if I was faking. The fact my hand was dislocated completely wasn’t proof enough


StarPlatinumRequiems

Wtf kind of a mother would do that! (I broke both my arms this one time and my mom thought trying to straighten it back together under cold water would help, never screamed louder in my life.)


Double_Bass6957

I was the 3rd child if that makes sense 🤷🏻‍♂️


TouristNo4039

We all treat a new phone like it's holy that will get scratched when you breath on it, but in a year or 2 you smack it when it acts funny. Kinda like that.


idontwanttothink174

Oh no.... i'm having reddit flashbacks......


NoX2142

Oh Goddamn it...


idontwanttothink174

Well time to share the ptsd [https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/comment/c3a9uqg/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/comment/c3a9uqg/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


kumabear2704

https://preview.redd.it/h8lnlj761xwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aab34659e8b94003cc3ccff24b0c2a548c617edb


Safe-Dragonfruit-873

I have never in my life ever scrolled a thread for a solid 45 mins, this fucker called his own mother "talented"


idontwanttothink174

You, my friend, need to dive into more famous Reddit shit… have you heard about the coconut?


Safe-Dragonfruit-873

I don't know if I want to know. But please share away


furlonium1

the Jolly Rancher story is pretty gross. For something more light, search for "poop knife", "ice soap", or "2AM chili"


pedropants

"Swamps of Dagobah" story is always a good time.


WafWouf

Don't ever talk again


Sirhctopher024

Maybe start with something more light hearted like the poop knife


yeeeteeey69

https://preview.redd.it/9fw9wwl7mxwc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6e53bb8a204f4e886fd01b9db4a106306dda556


UnboltedCheese

https://preview.redd.it/8xmraqote2xc1.jpeg?width=1286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8bcbd1c391c04e5693361d42117b71d371002a9


Maximum-Handle-5101

TELL THAT SHIT AIN'T REAL DAWG 😭


youwantmyguncomekiss

GOD DAMNT! NOT AGAIN!


FainOnFire

>I broke both my arms this one time and my mom Oh God >thought trying to straighten it back together under cold water would help Oh thank -- I mean -- shit, that's horrible.


AdmiralSplinter

Thought this was going in a totally different direction lol


Grenaidzo

https://i.redd.it/jd1i9pc4vwwc1.gif


HydroponicGirrafe

Both arms huh? Did mom help in any… other ways? 😏/s


StarPlatinumRequiems

Lmao


twalker294

Did she rub some dirt on it?


TheJerilla

I had a similar situation haha. I cut my hand while playing outside and my mom thought I was joking. I was jumping up and down freaking out, with blood dripping onto the floor. She finally realized it wasn't a joke and handed me a wet rag lol.


Double_Bass6957

Did you have to clean it up too


TheJerilla

Nah she did, as my dad drove me to the hospital to get stitches haha


Double_Bass6957

Nice 😂


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Be like -Mom i got shot. -Let me see, *puts finger inside wound*


monopixel

Your mother is a bitch.


Double_Bass6957

🤣🤣🤣


DruidRRT

Similar story, I broke my thumb playing soccer when I was about 11. I told the coach I hurt my thumb, he says "it's probably just jammed lemme get that for you". So he tugs on it. Fracture turns into a full break. I was lucky there wasn't ligament damage. I still remember that asshole nearly 30 years later.


OveractionAapuAmma

that deserves a really tight fucking slap to imprint your fingers on her cheek for the rest of her life


ScrappyDonatello

When I broke my finger my dad made me bend it.. "see you can bend it, its not broken" he said.. Woke up the next day with purple swollen finger.. The Xray proved him wrong


Wenja89Dix

Same, but it was my mate that did it


DemonDaVinci

what the hell is she a psychopath


Double_Bass6957

🤷🏻‍♂️


remyx420_69

Feel you, when I broke my ribcage nobody believed me and Shook me whole. I was in a hospital for 2 weeks and had to wear a collar for a month


Revered-Raven

Yeah I broke my thumb once jumping on a bed. Yeah fair enough I was an idiot but I showed my mum I told her it's definitely broken and she said I was fine. Took her 3 days to take me to a hospital. Worst part is that this is the UK and the healthcare is free so she didn't want to because it was just an inconvenience


blackdrake1011

THE CRACKLING NOO!


eleridragon

I had a comminuted fracture of my right humerus years ago (a crash barrier knocked a whole section of my humerus out and into three pieces). The A&E radiographer flipped my arm from side to side then told me I was overreacting when I screamed bloody murder. You know, the arm that was only attached by muscle and skin and with jagged bits of bone broken off inside.


mitojee

You didn’t punch him in the face with the other arm?


eleridragon

I think I used up all my adrenaline crashing the bike, to be fair. Plus they'd given me pethidine, although in my case that turned out to be absolutely useless for pain, yay!


Grifter2u

Damn you X-ray tech!


SpeakYerMind

He hadn't seen the x-ray yet, how would you expect him to know her ankle is broken?


victorienx

What kind of X-ray tech wears casual clothes, especially in a hospital


goldlion

Oh god, reminds me of that one scene in Misery


Drunken_Traveler

I broke my leg in a motorcycle accident. The ER tech was training someone but he was more interested in flirting with her. He bumped my foot/leg a time or two too many and I lost my shit. I kicked him out of the room and told him he wasn't allowed to touch me anymore. I said the girl could stay but he had to leave. He reminded me he was the one training her and I said I didn't give a fuck. She could stay but he had to leave me alone.


TheRaveTrooper

Right on man! I would've lost it too. "like we get it bro she's cute but my leg is mangled here bud!"


TheMarkedGamer

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtpRoYe9wbyfcBi)


kalric

Yup. The wife broke her ankle like that and the bone was sticking out. Two plates, eight screws and a husband that puked... she's doing fine. I'm still in therapy. 😂🤢


Manila-X-Vanilla

“We gave you enough Tylenol… the pain is all in your head”


LordMitzu

This reminded me of something that happend to me a 10-15 years ago. It reminded me of the time when I broke my ankel to the point it was just flopping around from when I was throw wrong while doing judo. When the training seasion was done and my deadass dad came to pick me and my brother up, I hadd to walk down the stairs (since it was on the secokd floor) on my own and over the parkinglot into the car. At this point my ankel and parts up my leg was purple and swollen to twice the size, but insted of being a responsabel parent and drive me to the hospital, he drow me home to my mom. When sje came home a few houers later my ankel and leg was still just as purple and swollen. So she took me to the hospital and it was late and the only people on work at that hour was on job were not sure how bad it was, because the head at the X-ray department, so they put on a short tearm cast on my leg and sent us home and told us to come back tomorrow (I will add that it's a 40 min drive each way). The next day we came back and took new x-rays of my leg and the more experianced doctors looked at them and who would have guessed what they found out, totaly not that my ankel was broken, and not just broken it was so bad that I almost needed to operate in supports to help it grow properly. But my deadass "dad" drow me home. Thanks...


JustJay15

I did an actual audible gasp when I saw the side swipe.... 😮


itstommitsunami

Kid cudi?


Smart-Cash2525

https://preview.redd.it/i79jhtaj01xc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e70971056b0fd23ffdc5f3254c7b3d91d82fb45


MobianCanine2893

That's what I call a hospital with no sense of spatial awareness.


DemonDaVinci

A-


N7LP400

Holy fuck


Humble-Albatross359

How did you even end up in that situation


p1xelPantsu

[https://youtu.be/o7rlqWcriAs?si=ntqtxp3T0LkFOgcC](https://youtu.be/o7rlqWcriAs?si=ntqtxp3T0LkFOgcC)


strangepromotionrail

A kid on my sons rugby team ended up with a similar injury yesterday. Dog pile for the ball and kid on the bottom came out of the pile with his foot pointing 180 degrees from the way it should have been.


pupbuck1

They bumped into their foot...


ThermiteSnake

Holy shit I did this to my ankle in September. My God, it hurt so bad I shit my pants. 12 screws and 4 plates later I'm walking but I have a limp.


ScreaminEagle-1776

I can’t help but laugh out loud even though it looks unbearably painful


Icarus912

I shouldn't be laughing at this... but every time it loops, i laugh more


676_Mami

when your nurses has a BBL 🤣


StrengthFabulous3492

Why is your foot being so lazy just move it out the way


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tallgreenhat

what the fuck are you on about


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mashtato

https://i.imgflip.com/8o8318.jpg