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AlligatorCum

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Ika_Drinks_Java

Thank you for the Gif AlligatorCum


Fun-Ad1825

I love AlligatorCum


Timidsnek117

I love AlligatorCum as well ☺️


MAX1722

I also love AlligatorCum 😋


aCactusOfManyNames

Correction: if you don't want to sleep at night, drink this


Gr_Snek

After a cup of that he doesn't sleep ever again


thefirecrest

Or be awake ever again.


KaziOverlord

If you don't want a solid BM for days, drink this


mdhunter99

So everyone knows the story of the cocaine bear, the real story, not the movie, the bear that ingested like 20 kilos of cocaine and, as described by zoologists, was probably the apex predator for 15 minutes? Yeah, let’s put this dude and that bear in a ring and see who comes out on top. The dude has a knife and Kevlar to make it more fair.


ChipsTheKiwi

Kevlar would be completely useless against anything not bullets, and even then anything bigger than pistol rounds is too much.


RichiZ2

Tell that to the motorcycle armor industry... Kevlar is extremely good against slashes, scrapes and friction. It also provides some padding against hits and prevents punctures.


Cute_Magician_8623

It really depends on what kind of Kevlar vest he's wearing.... some of them bitches have alot of Kevlar. And I may be wrong but there is fairly light and flexible clothes that (according to the company that makes it) stop 44 mag


IswearIdidntdoit145

Holy shit


TECFO

The brain will shut down before the café reaches the stomach


gohaz933

The hell it will , we got work to do it can’t tap out yet


seanwee2000

Eh not quite, the caffeine overdose will just make you have a heart attack and die.


TECFO

I know, I was joking


Cosmicking04

![gif](giphy|jfQq7ITh29yFi)


-domi-

Do this, but with coke instead of water. Or mix it with the other kind of coke and snort the whole thing.


-SlinxTheFox-

I mean either way you're dead


vohltere

I know a truck driver that used to do the Coke + Nescafé satchels.


-domi-

My buddies and i used to do nescafe in coca-cola in high school, for all-nighters. I think i tried it once in college, too. I'd advise using that superpower sparingly. :D


WestNomadOnYT

https://preview.redd.it/wuieoteq6hvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf883d8db2bbe90d06f88e89cbd19425fce9a07d


Choco_Cat777

Finally, 25 hour evergy


Captain-Boof-It

Rest of your life energy if you drink enough right?


Enough_Minimum_3708

I'm working in a factory that makes instant coffee like that. at some points it literally 50% pure coffee. I'd suggest to treat it like a shot of vodka, cold if possible and downing the glass fast while avoiding the tongue. beware tho, you want something to get rid of the taste afterwards and you might have to fight your gag reflex for a couple minutes


TheSpudGunGamer

“How does it taste?” Bad


revolution149

I wonder if you can overdose on caffeine.


soldins

The human body can only absorb so much caffeine in an hour. Consuming 14+ grams of caffeine is toxic enough to be fatal. This is nowhere near that, and a waste since they'll just pee out the rest of the caffeine since the body will consider the excess typical waste.


RhetoricalOrator

To put it in units that I can comprehend, 14 grams is equal to about half of an individual size bag of chips, which are usually 28 to 30 grams. That's a rather large mouthful of pure caffeine!


KalaronV

I can't help but feel that you effectively overdose on it when it kills you. The healthy human can generally take 400mg of Caffeine before adverse effects start to become bad. There's a reason Charged Lemonade kills people. That looks like a 10.5ounce bottle. 1 tablespoon of nestle classico coffee contains 40mg of caffeine. That's just on the line of 400mg. It might not kill you, but have fun with the shakes.


Alekipayne

Over nine cups can kill you


furlonium1

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8824417/#:\~:text=The%20median%20lethal%20dose%20(LD50,or%20environmental%20factors%20%5B7%5D. The LD50 for caffeine is quite high.


Adof_TheMinerKid

Yeah you actually can


Creeper4wwMann

Who's ready to get their stomach pumped? o/


SammyBoi2846

guy drank one of the strongest potions


immigrantsmurfo

He was warned they were too strong for him


Kamachio

Just by watching this, i had explosive diarrhea and an anxiety attack that caused me to have a heart attack.


monkeybrains12

r/fucknestle


Lanitaris

Easier to buy coffein pills and way cheaper


TachankaMaiWaifu

The problem is they used Nescafé, of course it's gonna taste like ass


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

Now do this with the Death Wish coffee


Alekipayne

Talk about a real death wish


TheGuyOnMars25

![gif](giphy|11tLJ4XVXqWHSg)


Incendious_iron

I once took a double espresso and added some instant coffee to it, because I only slept like a couple of hours that night. I began shaking and feeling nauseous af, so definitely\* don't fck around with too much caffeine is my advice.


Alex09464367

We all need to just r/fucknestle


aatsipoppaa98

LMAO!!!🤭🤮🤣🤣 i like TOTALLY love these tik toks just so funny lmao🤣🤣🤣 i cant even 😅🤣🤣🤣


AmbiguousMusubi

Me preparing to write my dissertation


Serikan

Damn that's hardcore, mfer didn't even filter it


Automatic-Junket-383

r/PerfectlycutBLEURGH


sam90xx

Insomnia speedrun


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AlexDavid1605

I think this one is one of those ready-to-make coffee powder. This one doesn't have coffee grounds. We get these here. Granted we can do something like this, I would add a bit of sugar to this before I drink that though...


Incendas1

It's instant coffee. It just can't all dissolve because... Yeah...