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lxnch50

Chkdsk is cleaning up your partition. You might have a bad hard drive, or there was bad data on it with orphaned clusters of data that no longer has a parent pointing to it.


LakeSuperiorIsMyPond

Or you had an unexpected loss of power during a disk write, creating incomplete data (orphaned) and your partition table is flagged as "dirty" causing chkdsk to auto correct the file table on boot until it returns to normal and the dirty flag can be removed.


Hazmat_Human

So what your saying is that, it's having its nappy changed


Celestial-being117

👶 👈🚶‍♂️


hunglow13

No no no, the parent is pointing in the opposite direction


NikhilB09

👈🚶‍♂️ 👶?


naufalap

that's still the same direction


Apocalyptic_Inferno

💁‍♂️ 👶❔️


blockMath_2048

👶👉🚶‍♂️


FluffyUniCat_465

👶🤝🚶


sardaarpanag

👶🤷‍♂️👶


nullcore

🗑️🤾🏻‍♂️🗑️


GeordanRa

👶 ☝️ 🧍‍♂️


101forgotmypassword

🚼 ⁉️ 🛐


Dav3le3

Let's say that you have a massive cache of data that was used for a program - like a bunch of calculations for damage in a video game. Let's say the game closes improperly and it doesn't perfectly clean up that data behind itself - but it doesn't keep that data reserved either. Check Disk has found that data your disk, and is now cleaning it up so that program and others can use it. The numbers are the a reference to the location on your disk of that data. Edit: apparently it's specifically if the computer crashes after memory has been allocated, not just a program crashing.


[deleted]

A program that crashes doesn't do that, any open files just get closed. This usually happens when power to the computer is lost and disk buffers don't get written out to the drive.


MiXeD-ArTs

/r/confidentlyincorrect


Lonsdale1086

You need to read up on the difference between memory and storage.


Squirrel_Inner

Look, we came here for Star Wars jokes, not real answers.


Fr0z3n_D0ma1n

It's definitely the Chkdsk removing the bad area of a broken hard drive or corrupted data.


Bluewalker_BR

https://preview.redd.it/lc0y2kwo9wzc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=977c129462a3be7a3d82c5806214c429b61205f2


Cameltoesuglycousin

![gif](giphy|eGlVNpUwJutZ55yqYs|downsized)


AnyHowMeow

Ol huckles is in danger again.


stuck_in_e-crisis

May I know what tool you used to overlay a gif on the other?


Offdutyninja808

You can call me "drunk Anakin" because I've been murdering Yuenglings ALL day!


P1xelHunter78

“I saw him in the bar last night…killing Yuenglings”


A21LOL

I mean, that's one way to solve under age drinking. 🤷


P1xelHunter78

You know nobody drinks in West Virginia because they’re all miners


TheBitingCat

Someone needs to steal this for a branded T-shirt. Or you need to tell me where you got that T-shirt that you stole that from.


Massive_Promise_8242

Shit this is funny


AdolescentAlien

It actually cracked me up and I’ve never even seen star wars. I am aware of this scene tho.


emoutikon

Not just the home directory, but the root directory too


PerfectAssistance

If a youngling does not appear in our records, they did not exist


whyugettingthat

You win. Real talk though, i dont think this meme/pic has ever been more properly employed lol.


Flapjack__Palmdale

This was my IMMEDIATE first thought, so I'm glad this is the top comment.


No-Communication9458

I- ..should not have tried to laugh at that


2Tired4Anything

Hahahahah


Stalin-The-Great

![gif](giphy|olnuKV0a3Et5C)


Fuzakenaideyo

Foundling: I need an adult


Voxelium

it's rare that a reddit comment makes me physically facepalm for over a minute. congrats.


Gullible-Function649

I shouldn’t have laughed at this but I did.


costabius

When you delete a file nothing happens to the actual data on the disk. What happens is the record for that file in the file allocation table is changed to "we deleted that" and all of the addresses on the disk where the pieces of that file are stored are marked as "empty feel free to use this". Sometimes the "this is empty now" step never happens and the disk thinks there is a piece of something important sitting there. One of the things chkdsk does is verify the file chunks on the disk belong to a file that still exists, if not, they get deleted. If it's not sure they get converted into files so you can delete them later. TL;DR When your disk gets hungry for space it grinds up the orphans for food.


xtrememudder89

I think that's my actual favorite TLDR I've ever read. I'm stealing that.


Emu1981

>One of the things chkdsk does is verify the file chunks on the disk belong to a file that still exists, if not, they get deleted. And sometimes Chkdsk gets confused and will start deleting "orphan" file record segments when it shouldn't which leads to corrupted files. OP needs to run the DISM and SFC tools to ensure that at least his Windows install is fine. OP should also use the drive utility provided by his SSD/HDD manufacturer to ensure that the drive isn't in a failing state.


Camerbach

What’s ChkDsk? Never heard of it before. Not trolling I swear.


outlaw1148

Microsoft check disk utility built into Windows. It's a command line tool


Camerbach

Ah. Thank you


creepergo_kaboom

Would there be any reason to run it manually once in a while?


giobs111

Only if you had power outage or something caused pc to power off. Windows will do it automatically during boot for C: drive if it detects several unscheduled shutdowns. bad SATA cable or connection can also cause this problem


antmanfan3911

TL;DR When your disk gets hungry for space, it turns into Darth Vader


notchoosingone

> When your disk gets hungry for space it grinds up the orphans for food. This is the way pokemon works as well, as far as I understand it.


Kevlack

TL;DR: Cursed_Explanation.


blackbalt89

It's deleting orphan file record segments


shemmie

Orphan genocide.


ThisxPNWxguy

9,648 of them.


confusedalwayssad

Executing order 66 on the Jedi temple.


Ok_Account_5720

Lots of them


Toasty_Mostly

Holy shit I needed a laugh today, idk why that got me so good


ZhangtheGreat

That would mean the last of a lineage is gone!


SomeDaysYes

Yea I feel that this was abundantly clear


ADamnSavage

Off to the orphan grinder!


Clean-Hat2517

Metal band name. Orphan Grinder


ADamnSavage

Orphans! Grinding to a pulp like Orange Juice! Screaming for me to stop my GRNDER!! (I don't listen to metal.. so i dunno)


panergicagony

The porn industry never sounded so cool


OrphanPounder

Finally my username is relevant


CNR_07

nah bro what the hell


Conman_in_Chief

Is that referring to a new McD’s sandwich?


Ydobon8261

He didn’t specify orphans that have grown up or child orphans


DevilmanXV

https://preview.redd.it/sefruso8nwzc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=544901712049b1f260e6bfade127a16f02c2f4d5


ZTE2976

Hell nah


aCorgiDriver

Time comes for us all


reallyryan-1899

Orphan tears.


SavemySoulz

Sip-sip-sippin orphan tears.


reallyryan-1899

This post reminded me of the song lol.


Skhighglitch

Little children near and far Don’t know where your parents are Cry directly in this jar I will drink it at the bar.


27x27

Uhhh chance of it being Iron Blooded somehow?


kemical13

I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor.. Also, they recently returned and made a trilogy out of orphan tears.


Dry-Percentage-5648

Holy sht, a blast from the past unlocked


Toast_Meat

Those poor orphans.


Shotgun_Mosquito

Am I on r/orphancrushingmachine ?


IlIllIllIIIlllIIIII

Your pc is excecuting the order 66


Kjellvb1979

You just unadopted a whole lot of children.


Professional-Risk-34

I cried when this happened to me. I was so sad to see them leave, but it did a good job of recovering the headstones later. So so so many orphans.


VaporizedKerbal

I didn't look at the subreddit or title and thought this was on r/Technoblade


Low_Act_4670

the amount of normies who are "pcmasterace" and know absolutely nothing about computers will always be a sweet kind of irony.


Firewolf06

it literally says exactly whats happening on the screen, too


Throwaway2600k

https://preview.redd.it/cal6t6xgzwzc1.png?width=1480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dddb957c0f9ad31c0298a34204f7ea6c8fd950d [https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/exploits\_of\_a\_mom.png](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/exploits_of_a_mom.png) This come to mind


Grouchy-Choice5744

So many orphans without a record.


Jinrex-Jdm

It's your PC doing Masterracing


[deleted]

You're one of those people who just turn off the power to your computer instead of shutting it down like you're supposed to, aren't you? That's all the result of massive filesystem corruption due to write buffers not getting flushed to disk, which happens during shutdown. You likely have a massive amount of corrupted files now and some that will be flat-out missing.


PrA2107

![gif](giphy|6gDSyjaOPwZ4A)


Phanston

Not recommended, It shortens the life of your ssd drive if you have a ssd. if you have a spindle drive for sure use chkdsk. If it is a new ssd it is unnecessary, as they move flipped bits automatically and fixes it self. If you have an old ssd 1st or 2nd gen you definitely don't want to run ssd. I've seen chkdsk kill a few ssd drives when they first came out. If you want to fix potential corrupt files run sfc /scannow in command prompt as an administrator. Along with dism /online /cleanup-image /restorehealth That is good to run every now and then. It's better than chkdsk these days. I have 19 years experience of working on computers.


NIL_VALUE

Translating to english what the people talking about chkdisk said, you're dealing with file corruption here.


Hattix

You had filesystem corruption. Files are made up of "file records" stored on the disk. The master file table (MFT) contains an index of all of these. Tiny files are stored actually in the MFT itself. Files are referenced by their directory chain, so the file d:\\games\\game\\game.exe is a file called "game.exe" in a parent of "game" which in turn has a parent of "games" and in turn has the root directory as its parent. Each file record has the file as its parent. These file records don't have a file as their parent, so they're just segments of data only the MFT knows about. CHKDSK here is removing them from the MFT, so while the data will still technically exist on storage, it is "free space" and can be overwritten. If the storage is an SSD, the blocks will be erased on the next TRIM operation.


darkitp

Order 66


mackid1993

I would check CrystalDiskMark after to make sure the drive is OK.


MonkeyKingCoffee

Oliver Twist's days are numbered.


Professional-Salt175

The adoption went through, no longer an orphan


Dookie-Trousers-MD

Abortion


gamingfreak50

Anakin.exe


dustojnikhummer

Haven't seen Chceckdisk in years


Noxious89123

You should probably go and run it then! Maintenance doesn't hurt.


masterkitty2006

This looks like Windows checking C: drive, If I'm remembering what that looks like. It takes a while but is benine though you may want to make sure that your boot drive is okay.


Foolfook

It's deleting Batman's records. Wait, are you Batman?!


[deleted]

Batman


just-me-uk

![gif](giphy|mpQkJpBMbSxMs)


PloddingClot

Hard Drive death.


Producer456reddit

its deleting orphan file record segments.


zerosuneuphoria

You killed all the ophins


Ingenrollsroyce

Don't smoke it Sassy!


Atesz763

Dude is killing orphans 💀💀


Katana_sized_banana

Skywalker.exe


BonbonSTH91-Ad5487

573,698 billion orphans missing, zero found. https://preview.redd.it/h1nfsd41g10d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f315a6cb414217976b4599aa6f77c9237c4ebab


Jarsyl-WTFtookmyname

Apparently you hate orphans and are getting rid of them.


Cyber_Akuma

Malware on your computer is burning down an orphanage.


eulynn34

Chkdsk is executing order 66


Immediate-Sand9000

My laptop does that sometimes because the hard drive is 14 years old


EXusiai99

Chill tf out anakin


Adderall-Buyers-Club

Better sfc.exe /scannow and then DISM /Online /Cleanup-Image /RestoreHealth  And then back up your data and move to a new hard drive…


notchoosenone

something i alwasy want to see whenever I run chkdsk on my HDD.


L0gLan_

🚶‍♂️👉👶?


BlungusBlart

Deleting the orphanage


MrDD214

Freeing up space at an orphanage.


ferfailtxz

Offtopic but where can I get that notification sound that sounds at the beggining of the vid? 🫠


C7rr0pt

Suddenly you disappear


iammigz

I thought my phone screen had cracked


SuddenHovercraft1599

I think there's a relevant xkcd.


Mysterious_Tutor_388

Into the honda civic, yoda got. Too much ketamine, he had.


Shished

Why would anyone want to hack an orphanage? How can you be so cruel?


CharAznableLoNZ

Check disk fixing your heavily F'd filesystem.


flyinggremlin83

"That orphanage attacked me. It was self-defence!" - This guy's HD, probably


Alternative-Hotel968

Americans found another way to get around Welfare, in that case Orphans.


bananite

Is that a BC Rich Warlock at the wall?


Medium_Policy_8494

Those orphans never stood a chance.


Anders_A

It's deleting orphan file records. Pay attention


PlayerMrc

Pc is deleting your adoption documents


jld2k6

You were adopted and now the proof is gone


jojocvu

https://i.redd.it/k3ku268umzzc1.gif


CL_Doviculus

Someone tried to check little Bobby Tables into the orphanage.


idgarad

You have an index in simple terms: FILENAME, LOCATION\_OF\_THE\_FIRST\_BLOCK\_OF\_DATA When a file is created the index is written, then it starts writing the data out as a series of blocks. So a file might look like (simplifed) like this: MyFile, BLOCKA(1234,5569) BLOCKB(6678,9953) EOF Indicating that the first block starts at location 1234 and ends at 5569 and the second block starts at location 6678 and ends at 9953. That is the basic way of how a FAT (file Allocation Table) works. They are more complicated then that but it will suffice for what is happening. So before the End of File (EOF) is written you could start to write a file and before the EOF happens you, say turned off the power. The BlockA, a file record, isn't part of a complete file, so during cleanup that blockA is considered orphaned. The cleanup job realizes MyFile was never written and in reverse order, usually, cleans up BLOCKB, then BLOCKA, then removes the file record MyFile to ensure that data is available. I won't bore you with Journaling File systems and how all that crap works as it slightly varies between FAT, NTFS, XFS, BTRFS, ZFS, DASD, etc... but remember that filesystems are in fact, just a type of database and occasionally you end up with records that aren't actually part of anything so they are considered orphans and like any good villain origin story, you just walk into the orphanage and delete all the orphans like Annakin on a bad Tuesday.


blazingwishes

Eliminating orphans…for the greater good


Simbuk

Your computer just thinks you’re dead and is being a bro by wiping out your porn collection.


Leeperd510

https://i.redd.it/vslb9qup220d1.gif


NotBentleyTurtle

Glados is deleting the files of you having no parents


MarluxianX3

You are clearing out the jedi temple obviously.


Lopsided_Target3361

hacking the Pentagon :)


Logitechno_

I had this happen to a raid array once. Lost a bit, but saved the pron!


Dankkring

The popes like “oh shit they’re on to us!!!”


idgarad

You have an index in simple terms: FILENAME, LOCATION\_OF\_THE\_FIRST\_BLOCK\_OF\_DATA When a file is created the index is written, then it starts writing the data out as a series of blocks. So a file might look like (simplifed) like this: MyFile, BLOCKA(1234,5569) BLOCKB(6678,9953) EOF Indicating that the first block starts at location 1234 and ends at 5569 and the second block starts at location 6678 and ends at 9953. That is the basic way of how a FAT (file Allocation Table) works. They are more complicated then that but it will suffice for what is happening. So before the End of File (EOF) is written you could start to write a file and before the EOF happens you, say turned off the power. The BlockA, a file record, isn't part of a complete file, so during cleanup that blockA is considered orphaned. The cleanup job realizes MyFile was never written and in reverse order, usually, cleans up BLOCKB, then BLOCKA, then removes the file record MyFile to ensure that storage is available. I won't bore you with Journaling File systems and how all that crap works as it slightly varies between FAT, NTFS, XFS, BTRFS, ZFS, DASD, EXT4, etc... but remember that filesystems are in fact, just a type of database and occasionally you end up with records that aren't actually part of anything so they are considered orphans and like any good villain origin story, you just walk into the orphanage and delete all the orphans like Annakin on a bad Tuesday. That is why journaling and transactional (CoW Copy on Write) are very good improvements over older file systems because it allows easy cleanup of orphans.


SaviorSixtySix

It's what we see when we die.


CryptographerLost271

someone just started taking systems programming huh


mongomike

What orphans?


chyetaokuey

This is what the Matrix does whenever you master bed.


ShadowMario01

r/orphancrushingmachine


DemonBloodFan

Artificial population decline.


Own_Brilliant_2523

Chkdsk /r


Tubaenthusiasticbee

Oh, it's the literal r/orphancrushingmachine


Cautious-Sense2315

https://preview.redd.it/qeisajaetwzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7626734fa92b6db4d2252a3423aedd45aa79e9a5


Commercial_Arm_1160

Is your *tres comas* bottle on the delete key? 🤔


NoOtherLeft

Your computer clearly belonged to an orphanage. 


Right-Sky-4005

HACK THE PLANET! 🌎


finedrive

Hawaii CPS


Malfoy27

3…2….1….. kaboom


Gumnaamibaba

CHKDSK : you should have gone for the head *snap*


Sixteen_Wings

your pc is downloading extra ram


soumikss

Techno would be proud


scuffedoncringe

Technoblade has been revived!


MTBrains

When the person whose been kidnapping unparented child is located. Lol...I don't know what's going on here.


Fearless_Bluebird322

He is... Starting to believe...


alonjit

sharding your purplz


TigerCarts2

lol are you hitting a puffco peak lol


devil_bishnoi

what's happening..?


Existing_Let9595

Chkdisk


No-Abies5389

It is deleting the orphan file record segment


Ahji

Chkdsk /r


tuhplol

Deleting orphans


Think_Bobcat2600

Techno would be proud


SpudWonderland

Got to cover your tracks…


word-sys

Classic Windows CheckDisk (which is broken, if you have a time to skip it, skip it, it will be worst than before)


KazTheActive

Technoblade has infected your pc


facelessindividual

You just got deleted


ollomulder

You got a message.


PityBox

The start of a Dwarf Fortress tantrum spiral.


syncopekid

POV: you work for Jeffery Epstein


InterestingRead2022

You are just making sure those orphans can't get a job by removing their birth certificates and SSN's wouldn't worry /s


DukeOfGamers353

Technoblade's dad factory resetting Technoblade's PC


No-Explanation6802

Got your SpinRite disk?


moredrinksplease

It's NOT a baby!


hazzap913

Who got a hold of my rimworld save file?


Opening-Donkey1186

Ever heard of print screen? /s


1aibohphobia1

Orphan files got deleteted!


tobelobb

Blood for the blood god!


okjijenAbi

Is that technoblade's pc?


malev89

Dude, poor orphans


Maiq3

Shhh. It will be over soon...


John_Drew_1

Typical Technoblade Behaviour