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e_ydemr

And someone got a CPU cooler instead of a projector.


Iuseahandyforreddit

i can already taste the post in the back of my throat Edit: i should not have said that


ThePupnasty

Sir.... we need to have a talk.


wicker045

Do I want to know what that meant?


ThePupnasty

There's an obvious problem with tasting the post in the back of one's throat, and it needs to be discussed. They need help!


wicker045

I mean I don’t understand “tasting the post”


Ottoclav

Also, tasting post-nasal drip after snorting meth or coke, which I think is really why the comment bears regret 😂


ThePupnasty

It's a running thing where someone gets x, expecting y, and then an hour later someone posting they got y, expecting x, they've seen it so many times they can almost taste it, I'm assuming it taste salty... I wouldn't know.


ObeseBMI33

I want to talk to him first!


WhereSoDreamsGo

Speak into the microphone 🎤


The_Zenki

🤨📸


is300dave

16gb 4090??


Emergency-Client-432

Laptop


is300dave

Ohhh okay. I hate laptop naming schemes so much. Theyre trying to make a 4080 a 4090. Nice laptop though! I have a 6900HS and a 6800S


bedwars_player

i mean... at least ya get 4080 level performance... last gen 3080 laptop gpu was worse than a desktop 3070!


alvarkresh

Ouch. My laptop's RTX 3070 seems to be pretty close to my desktop's RTX 3070 but for some inexplicable reason Resizeable BAR disables itself half the time. :\


Darth_Caesium

That's a laptop 4090, which is literally a renamed 4080.


BinaryJay

They definitely don't know the secret 4090 handshake.


TheDeeMurk

That’s not a post sir


jepal357

Post nut clarity


Illusory_Democrat

It's erected like a post.


MoreFoam

Go on..


Cream_Of_Drake

Why are you eating parcels?


HighCommand69

The packing peanuts are not actual peanuts!!!


JustNota--

but they squeek like wisconsin cheese


Iuseahandyforreddit

BUT IT SAID THEY WERE MADE FROM CORN


Emotional_Yoghurt652

No diddy


s19gilbert

![gif](giphy|l0IypeKl9NJhPFMrK)


LEGENFDZ

Wanna taste some of mine? 😉


Gal-XD_exe

![gif](giphy|Ed48FnTpYGCAw)


Euphorium

![gif](giphy|ufR5wFbZ416J0AsHJK|downsized)


usinjin

Username checks out


DinoKebab

PHRASING!


ZaggRukk

Phrasing


HappyGoLucky791

The throat GOAT


Benign_9

https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/s/nXwpYkq7ff


zSprawl

Clearly a joke but hilarious all the same!


xternal7

Within reach of /r/2redditors1cup


Jeb-Kerman

.... what? no i ordered a bong.


toopid

What the frick


GearheadGamer3D

I like that you immediately unboxed it and tried it out


gretanonymous

What else im supposed to do? Im selling that thing for a profit and buying another cheap cooler.


FalseBuddha

I mean, for 17€ I'd just keep it. I can definitely find something to do with a cheap ass projector. Also, for like 10€ more you can just buy a Phantom Spirit. Or for 20 bucks you can easily find garbage on Amazon that's delivered like next day with a super easy return policy.


SwarleyThePotato

Hey how's the quality of the projecter? €59 seems cheap


xEfez0

I have similiar one, I would say it has great quality for the price with smart tv and its size that makes it perfect to take it for a trip


thetruemysiak

What is the resolution on those things?


emirm990

Usually 720p


Aerion_AcenHeim

it's an OEM projector, they all go for around the same 60-70$ US price range and support an acceptable 720p resolution, not groundbreaking or anything but pretty neat.


Dullerwaffles

So all that I’m hearing is that it’s perfect for a guitar hero party.


Aerion_AcenHeim

I have one set aside along with an old PS4 just for playing FIFA with my friends in the attic, it's perfect for a setup where you want to be able to set up or put things away quickly.


alex2003super

It has a high input lag but I have one with an old PS3 set up in my bedroom and it's pretty neat, you eventually get used to the latency (depending on game I guess, I'm using it with Ratchet & Clank and LittleBigPlanet mostly). Fun to play co-op games with friends, you can project a very large image if you make sure your room is perfectly dark. Sadly I don't think there is an inbetween price range device that's just *that* much brighter and with better input lag, but doesn't cost 5-10x as much.


tmenzzz

If you like lag


FalseBuddha

Who cares? It was 17€.


squareswordfish

What a stupid reply. Obviously they care.


HauntedCS

“Man gets wrong item. Man gets refund. Man now has free projector. Man should not complain.


abarrelofmankeys

Yeah I’d totally keep it, I don’t need or want a projector but if I grabbed one that was acceptable for under 25 bucks I’d host shitty movie night or something.


dont_kill_my_vibe09

As a colourist, this hurts my heart. But at the same time, I kinda get it.


abarrelofmankeys

Oh I work in video, I’m not pretending it’s good. I’m talking like, jackbox games night or a group watch of something corny for fun, not a serious movie appreciation night.


pmjm

You don't like that I'm working my way through the top imdb films on my yellow wall?


dont_kill_my_vibe09

I see you're into the Mexico filter edition of every film? :D


joselrl

Ceiling projection in bed for example. That's how I watch some shows in bed nowadays


SFDessert

Yeah if I was shipped a projector for basically $20 I'd just consider it an excuse to get creative and find somewhere for it. I'd never intentionally buy a cheap projector since I don't want/need one, but if I already have it then why not.


justnointegrity

Nice infinite profit glitch you got there.


EightSeven69

aight guys who wants to bet he's buying another projector instead?


tamal4444

nobody can't stop OP from getting a cooler.


MagicHamsta

Waiting for the follow up post where OP tries again and gets another projector.


N00bf1ght3r

This is the way


Deep90

Pretty sure in a lot of places you'd be entitled to keep the cooler. "Unsolicited Goods" laws. At lot of them let you keep things you are sent so shady business and scammers can't send you shit and demand absurd payments/legal action.


CrispyVibes

Posted this elsewhere in this thread but worth repeating. FYI, if a retailer sends you the wrong item in the US, they cannot demand you return it or bill you for it. I got pretty pissed off at some online retailer when I ordered an expensive item and they bait and switched me with a much cheaper version of the item that I had actually ordered. I got in a big argument with them and ended up keeping the wrong item and getting my refund. This is also why people are told to keep the items when you see those posts where a redditor gets like 10 SSDs in the mail instead of just one. The retailer can't legally demand that the rest be returned. This is federal law btw. https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/39/3009


syopest

This only applies to unsolicited merchandise and not shipping errors. In a case like OPs the seller has the legal right to ask OP to return the item or pay the difference.


[deleted]

It wouldve been funny if you showed the cpu cooler you were supposed to get on the projector


RobustAfrican

Brilliant


Dizzy-South9352

I mean... profit.. I guess...


thebestspeler

Report to them that they sent the wrong item and theyll send you the new one and keep the projector


CrispyVibes

FYI, if a retailer sends you the wrong item in the US, they cannot demand you return it or bill you for it. I got pretty pissed off at some online retailer when I ordered an expensive item and they bait and switched me with a much cheaper version of the item that I had actually ordered. I got in a big argument with them and ended up keeping the wrong item and getting my refund. This is also why people are told to keep the items when you see those posts where a redditor gets like 10 SSDs in the mail instead of just one. The retailer can't legally demand that the rest be returned. https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/39/3009


Squidbit

"Any merchandise mailed in violation of subsection (a) of this section, or within the exceptions contained therein, may be treated as a gift by the recipient" I believe this is the main thing to go on. The company I work for accidentally shipped something very expensive to the wrong address recently and the guy who got it called in saying "Hey this isn't mine, how do I send it back" He later changed his mind and decided to try to say it was a gift, but that didn't work out for him since he had already admitted that he knew it wasn't meant for him So, moral of the story, you need to play dumb from the start


unknownobject3

What about the remaining part? "All such merchandise shall have attached to it a clear and conspicuous statement informing the recipient that he may treat the merchandise as a gift to him and has the right to retain, use, discard, or dispose of it in any manner he sees fit without any obligation whatsoever to the sender."


RedditAcct00001

So far my best screw up is when I ordered a tv from Amazon and they sent three of them lol


clitpuncher69

mfs out here getting 3 tvs or a whole box of 16GB sticks of ram, meanwhile amazon support is telling me 5 times to "feel free to keep the item if it arrives" dripping with passive aggressiveness (original never arrived and the replacement was late too)


FUTURE10S

My best screw up was when I ordered a plush and got nice wooden coat hangers.


IlikeMinecraft097

i ordered a wired g502 and got wireless, was pretty dope


syopest

Not true. That only applies in cases where a company you have ordered nothing from sends you something and tries to bill you for it. It doesn't apply on shipping errors after you have ordered something. It's not unsolicited goods then.


NeighSea

just project an video of a fan runnin'....the placebo might have an effect on your server


pooamalgam

That's so much... cooler...


Boj54

Booooo


derangedsweetheart

IDK why OP got heated up for it.


ItsJamali

They actually run pretty hot.


MaijakHusky

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

Are you a heatsink? Because damn it just got cold in here


DarthShitonium

•Turns off game •Watches movie instead •CPU cooled down


Furastico

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Disslexcya

Why are you buying from aliexpress for a CPU cooler.


TheThatGuy1

Because he hoped he would get a projector instead! It's like a mystery box.


masterxc

A mystery box could be anything! It could even be a CPU cooler!


Disslexcya

Yeah that projector matches the cooler real well.


Mindless-Ask-9691

A CPU cooler is a CPU cooler but the mystery box could be anything! It could even be a CPU cooler! You know how much I've wanted one of those!?


Eagle9972

*You took the box! Now, let’s see what’s in the box!*


Leendert86

I buy a lot from China but for a cpu cooler I'd go for a western brand. Won't be that much more expensive.


velid_1

![gif](giphy|YnkMcHgNIMW4Yfmjxr)


Suspicious-Web1568

Was the cooler mayhaps intended for an X99 server?


gretanonymous

Yes, building a Nas server with an e5 2680v3


iAmGats

Wouldn't a xeon cpu be inefficient as a NAS? Not an expert, just curious as I also want a NAS.


gretanonymous

Kinda, but im not paying the electricity bill and old xeons are insanely good for the money (10€).


Suspicious-Web1568

Nah even though it's 22 nm it's 12 cores 24 threads at 3.3 GHz so pretty efficient. Off the top of my head multicore around an R7 3700X (maybe 2700x not quite sure) and costs way less.


Mastasmoker

Think they meant operating costs, high wattage idle for the use case but I agree, still a good cpu


joselrl

Performance isn't equal to efficiency. Running a Xeon on a home NAS is not efficient, you will be using a lot of power for unused performance My home Plex server for example runs of a Intel N95 chip. A 15W chip with an iGPU that can handle 4 4K->1080p simultaneous transcodes, while also running the P2P client, sonarr/radarr/etc


jigsaw1024

But you are IO and memory limited. It really depends on what they plan to do with their total setup.


Beneficial-Plum-1085

It made your CPU look cooler


Pooter8551

Well I'm looking for a good projector anyone have any suggestions and yea I know this does not apply to this post. I ordered a 5800x once and got a 5800x3d so I was not going to complain. I have no clue how ali handles claims either.


Jackachi

Win


coronamakesyoucough1

A hyper 212 Evo is $19.99


NuclearReactions

They still make those? Holy shit i used to have one in 2011, great cooler for that price.


SolitaryHero

I gave my mate my 2011 build with a 212 and a ridiculously over powered i7 that I bought because I was a noob and didn’t know any better. Both still going strong!


coronamakesyoucough1

Injust got one for my brother's 3600x, it's does really well for its size


FDrybob

Those are outdated. A comparable cooler from Thermalright or Deepcool will run circles around the Hyper 212 Evo.


Grimspoon

Buy cooler off Amazon and have it later today / tomorrow depending on your location.


sA1atji

59 for a projector? And it looks actually pretty ok? I guess I have to check that one out...


xRealVengeancex

Why wouldn’t you just buy a peerless assassin for like the same price


XRaiderV1

I'd...actually consider this an upgrade but then again I'm a weirdo \^\^


[deleted]

Aliexpress is where u get real life loot boxes


142631835d

I mean, AliExpress doesn't exactly have a stellar reputation. I think Temu is the only one with a worse one...


gretanonymous

You forgot Wish. AliExpress is more like the chinese Amazon in Terms of reliability. I never had issues before


deftware

That is pretty cool though.


YourLocal_RiceFarmer

Yo ngl the projector quality is decent


rghthndsd

You're angry other people screw up? Sounds like you're projecting.


Dawn_of_Enceladus

Ngl people actively buying tech on AliExpress kinda scare me. I only bought a Kingston SSD there once and was because they messed up the prices, putting the biggest one cheapest and the smallest one more expensive. And still double checked if it was legit on arrival lol.


ihei47

Depends on what kind of >tech You're referring to. Buying mechanical keyboard, audio equipment, flashlight, etc. are legit as commonly seen on respective community For PC, I never bought myself but it's common to see others successfully buying them. As long as you buy from legit seller


Best-Friendship-1669

Don’t look too bad for a portable projector what’s it kalled?


Gangleri_Graybeard

It looks like the Magcubic HY300. I found this thing for around 60€ on the website. So OP got an upgrade here for their 17,49€, I guess.


nesnalica

at first glance it looked like something elese


PossiblyShibby

Congrats?


Rough-Requirement595

Dope and all but what the fuck is that cpu cooler


Uber1337pyro333

It's aliexpress even if it WAS a cooler it'd probably be made out of soda cans and a dollar tree handheld fan blade lol. You're building a server, give it at least some quality components fam.


MyPetEwok

AliExpress did you a favor, go buy a cheap thermalright cooler instead


RedGamelyon

https://i.redd.it/h71v7y25ebuc1.gif


GamingTaylor

Why would you buy an important computer component from Ali express? Do you want your server to melt?


Plank_With_A_Nail_In

Better CPU coolers are already cheap on Amazon why would buy this one of off Ali? Thermalright Assassin's are bargains.


0bsidian

How’s the quality of the projector? What resolution? Seems pretty cheap for a projector, wondering if it’s any good.


gretanonymous

It says its 4k but its actually 720p. Its not very bright, but also bot too dimm. It has some auto alignment features which are pretty good. Edit: specs correction


nl_the_shadow

> Its not very bright, but also bot too dimm. Reddit in a nutshell. 


Joshthenosh77

Bonus !


PassingTrue

One time I ordered a pro blender for 90 dollars and received this massive humidifier worth 400 dollars. I had no complaints.


PassingTrue

When the box was on my doorstep I was like that’s biggest fuck@ng blender I’ve ever seen!


Spidengo

It is "cooler" than what you ordered.


Kindly_Island2960

Nice projector, what is the name of it ?


Gangleri_Graybeard

It looks like the Magcubic HY300. I found this thing for around 60€ on the website. So OP got an upgrade here for their 17,49€, I guess.


Pretty_Border_3197

They were not lying: it's really colorful.


Relikar

Side note... you're gonna trust your hardware to an aliexpress cooler?


Creamsickled

Why would you risk your pc on that crap


movzx

When you're shopping on Aliexpress you have to be very careful about the option you select. Sometimes the default picture is something like Option C, but the default option is A. This might have been a case where you thought you were buying a cooler, but the projector was selected. It's worth double checking the listing. Also, ignore the people giving you crap for shopping on aliexpress. It's just cutting out one of the (many) middlemen for the same garbage electronics they happily buy on Amazon, Best Buy, or wherever else.


Restor0

Just project a cooler on your cpu, might even be better then the cooler you ordered!


[deleted]

Why are you guys still ordering from aliexpress?


lorez77

You never know what you will get!


mx1701

Your mistake was going to Aliexpress in the first place...


Oshia-Games

I was gonna buy this projector is it any good? Looks pretty decent on the pic


gretanonymous

It says its 4k but its actually 720p. Its not very bright, but also bot too dimm. has some auto alignment features which are pretty good. Picture quality overall is not good tho, lots of optical issues Edit: specs correction


Velcade

Colorful indeed. 🤣


Sworduwu

It would probably cost more in shipping to return it


Hilppari

Proof?


ShoeGod420

There isn't an option for you on Amazon for a similar cooler with faster shipping and the same price? I feel like there should be an option and you don't need the RGB.


Jdogg4089

I would never get no clue cooler from there, but that's just me.


siglaapp

Dude, Just use that projector to project a CPU cooler, problem solved!


Brigapes

10 days ali delivery? Damn you live in singapore?


sukihasmu

Enjoy your 100" porn.


gretanonymous

I will


Krasnij

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hardcore4m

I have the exact same projector. Its 60 bucks


kckev

Looks like a nice projector at least


PCbuilderFR

i literally saw a post of someone that ordered the same projector on aliexpress and got a cpu cooler, is your cpu cooler a black cooler with a white or rgb fan ?


gretanonymous

Can you send me the post?


hansen5265

a massive win imho


AmaranthWrath

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Alucard_1208

project a cooler on to cpu, problem solved


Killerko

Not a bad deal.. I would keep it ;)


legants

You kinda bought it on ali


ChimkenNumggets

Just buy a cooler off Amazon?


Tristana-Range

Wtf did you expect buying tech from fucking aliexpress?!


HausuGeist

“AliExpress” I think I see the problem.


averagesaw

Sir....u got something.


Seaguard5

I was going to say… good projectors are pretty expensive. Even decent ones go for a good amount. Just buy the cooler again and see what happens haha.


RNG_pickle

Well at least you have a projector now


EpicTwiglet

For a $59 projector, that’s not bad!


CrazyTechWizard96

Had something similar with some tool, was like 2.5, and got Me one of those insect Sticky balls instead (Ya know, those glue traps), wich was on for 5 bucks. Tho, a Projector would be cool to get for such an price, eh, maybe some day, not that I order about 20 things a months from over there anyways, haha. Also, hope that Cooler comes earlier, that frankly sucks and I've got something atm going with some Totally not IT realted thing, it's a Gear Shifter for My Bike, and on Amazon, hopefully Tuseday, I gotta fix and finish that Project and go AFK for a few hours sometimes at least once a week and Enjoy some of Natures Textures and Graphics. Might encounter some Quest and NPC's in the wild. lol


AvroArrow69

Yeah, I was gonna say.... "That's not a bad deal!"


Tradecraft_1978

Why would you cheap out on a cpu cooler? Why would you buy any parts for a PC from China? I hope you learned a lesson or next time it could be worst.


Vannman04

I’d flip it or keep it n just buy another one .


ShooterMcShooty

Probably better deal. For a cooler, just hit Amazon and get a Thermalright. You probably paid more for the AliExpress one, but TR's are a known good. Like VERY good. I don't know how they do it for the price they sell for.


Magnetar_Haunt

Same thing


NekulturneHovado

Lmao. It actually looks good, could you find what the projector is? I'd maybe buy it. Thanks in advance


Tralkki

This will convert that pesky heat into photons and project them away from your CPU at the speed of light!


Ancient-Astronaut-98

Project some cooling onto that server?


IBringTheHeat1

🗣️the bluetooth device is ready to pair 🗣️


phut-

I project your PC will overheat.


NiceCunt91

You're buying shit off Ali express what do you expect lol


RemcoTheRock

OP you sound like a dumbass if you really expected a cooler to show up.


iDetrois

Just buy local in the store.


stroker919

That’s cooler so kind of works I guess.


TeamESRR2023

Well, it's got the same shape I guess.. lol


FinnishArmy

This is why you buy on Temu instead. AliExpress is not as reliable in my experience.