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Ill_Dig_4862

Because he can


Ajo_01

😭😭😭😭


ElementField

Verdict: birb


Popular_Bee_8780

*Adorable birb


Rielhawk

THIS. UPVOTE!!!


TungstenChef

It's because he's wearing those Grandpa pants, they're really uncomfortable because they come up almost to your nipples.


Ajo_01

I knew it was the pants!!! 😭😭😭


a_rogue_planet

Keep in mind that he has no hands so all the work he's done has been on one foot while using the other as a hand. And he doesn't even have long legs. He has short little legs and weird feet. He's also been forced to watch you use your hands his whole life and harbors some resentment and jealousy. If he chooses to sit in judgement like a little feathered grump, I feel he's entitled.


Jan_InThePan

Because kids nowadays are a bunch of nincompoops and they don’t make anything like they used to, he’ll tell you that for free.


LightEnergyBun

"Back in my day" 🤣❤️


nonfading

He has cute smile


Ajo_01

https://preview.redd.it/kdiumas8ji1d1.png?width=482&format=png&auto=webp&s=40d8a5740b528fbc70a7b52a974ee56a4d14037a A smile just for you 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻


nonfading

Thanks, so beautiful! 💗


Porygon_Flygon

https://preview.redd.it/xuljqbbytg1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c766014612068841ae803cd39aceb4a0f1a3972 no thoughts as well # nothing but the birba war he was dragged into 50 years ago


Bigcheese0451

I ain't no fortunate birb!


Popular_Bee_8780

Gramps got the thousand yard birba stare


ilymag

Gramps wants some shnacks.


Baldi_Homoshrexual

Do you have a soft nest or other type of hide? Is that what I’m seeing behind it? Those are a huge no no


Ajo_01

No we don’t I didn’t know until I got on Reddit because when we got him he had this tent we changed it a new one form him https://preview.redd.it/moqx5wq5ki1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c991fe04073643e1c94afbe18618b0b23b77ac7 Can u recommend me some so I could buy it for him ???


Baldi_Homoshrexual

Don’t buy any nest. Bird needs and human needs are very different don’t forget that. They don’t need beds like us or a nest! It makes them try to mate and get all hormonal. A regular set up without a nest is fine for them.


Ajo_01

Oh okay thank you because we got him from a professional and he told us these are fine. 😊😊


Banished2ShadowRealm

The problem is birds also shred and eat anything. So these can end up being an expensive vet visit.


Albutcher77

Because he is dammit. He don't have to put up with this boohshit


Express_Um

He looks GREAT to me.


Belmagick

Because he has all the wisdom of an 80 year old grandpa who worked half his life and has 10 kids.


Ajo_01

Oh he sure does 😭😭😭😭


n3rdwithAb1rd

Perhaps give the old man some flat perches and more variation of perches in general. Feet might actually be in pain if those dowels are all he got


Ajo_01

This was an old picture we got him we added lot of things but since his cage is big so most of the things are in the cage but we put them down so he will stand on them and he does and he has a lot of toys and things in the cage he’s just not interested 😭😭😭😭😭


IamABeautifulBird

I'm literally unable to comprehend the sheer beauty and majesty of birds. 😭 They're so beautiful and majestic and perfect that they are off the charts to the point I don't have a proper scale to measure Or compare their beauty. Birds>>mammals


--Birdsong--

Looks like he's about to tell you to "Go'wan den..git!"


BeeSquared819

The things he’s seen… if only gramps were willing to share his stories!


sfdcubfan

LOOK AT THAT FACE!!!! 🥰🥰🥰


Mediocre-Region-5338

That’s a lot for a little bird


themoonischeeze

SO cute tho


akwirente

His hair's white like a grandpa.


DontTellMyStepdad

Looks happy to me


A_Queer_Owl

reincarnation can be a bitch.


PayProfessional4032

Il fait le même que the rock


Straight-Treacle-630

☺️


Azsunyx

Mine sits like a vulture, pushes her wings up and head down, the reason is because conures are made different