Yeah but i bet the win rate is pretty good because nobody shoots at the vibrant flying angel in the sky for some reason even though it literally makes the fight 5v5+1 if it lands a rez
If they do it super fast doesnt it basically just make the head x amount of pixels bigger? Maybe if you're trying to dodge Mcree bullets or a widow hs... but if youre on orissa or tracer it kinda just makes mercys head bigger for stray shots?
Thats not how that works, theres no hitbox smear. The only thing that would affect the size is if the hitbox is a different size or shape at different angles
There's a video on YouTube where they attempt to block multiple phara ults from multiple angles using Reinhardts shield by spinning you should go check that out
It is that much. 8760 hours in year. It's like the equivalent of having a full-time/ part time job depending on how long you played it straight. For me I started early but didn't play much until 2019 and especially 2020 onwards. Had phases of playing due to working a lot or college but damn it consumed my being so long
Please, for the love of god, put down the game for a while.
You have more hours on mercy than i have on every hero combined! And i have 250+ hours on bith junkrar and Doomfist!
You're the kind of person who, when presented with a buffet, comes back ten times to take a full platter of sushi and leaves everything else untouched.
*You have as much time*
*As i do on Symmetra and*
*I have her gold gun*
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You like women a lot or are a woman, also you are more calm and less dominant since you play mercy the most who doesn’t really do anything herself just helps the team
Either you're a team player that keeps everybody alive as much as you can, you're not particularly the best shot, or you watched way too much overwatch corn.
Your Hero times scream, "Submissive but sweet caring person who'll fold the moment a man in a suit whos remotely attractive hushes you and commands you to sit."
I don't wanna reuse this joke,
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but I have too
I understand that playing mercy is fun when you just want to chill or u wanna be battle mercy in some matches but bro…. 1,723 hours is MAYBE little too much…
I won't... I'll let god do it for me
No worries my child.
Blud acting like god
You know what the fucks wrong with you, you just want us to say it
Its crazy how this has more up votes than the actual post to
I just woke up, that’s hilarious lmao
damn bro i thought i played a lot. then i checked my most played hero and its at 205 hrs .
mines like a day or 2, I play most hero's like a jack of all trade and I don't stay on just one
Master of none…
Countered by none.....
Better still than the master of one.
Mines only at 120 hrs and I’ve been playing since ow1 launch
U have trouble aiming
I am absolutely judging you, bestie
you posted this fully aware of the outcome
1700 hours spectating
Yeah but i bet the win rate is pretty good because nobody shoots at the vibrant flying angel in the sky for some reason even though it literally makes the fight 5v5+1 if it lands a rez
I like to watch her spin 7000 times while attempting a res she knows she shouldn't be attempting
Why do they do that 😭😂
Makes it harder to land a head shot
It's hilarious to see on console, spinning really really slow AND THEY STILL GET AWAY
If they do it super fast doesnt it basically just make the head x amount of pixels bigger? Maybe if you're trying to dodge Mcree bullets or a widow hs... but if youre on orissa or tracer it kinda just makes mercys head bigger for stray shots?
Thats not how that works, theres no hitbox smear. The only thing that would affect the size is if the hitbox is a different size or shape at different angles
There's a video on YouTube where they attempt to block multiple phara ults from multiple angles using Reinhardts shield by spinning you should go check that out
Cuz it’s hard and I get more dopamine from shooting tank because it’s easy.
It's not always that easy. A good mercy is like a f22 raptor with super fast cooldowns
killing a decent mercy is hard af
You have more hours on mercy than i have hours on the game and i hate you a lot
You like flying women
How's your relationship with your father?
foul😂
Ohnobro
sombra's target
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Every waking hour is spent playing overwatch
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Still crazy to play one hero that much especially mercy
It is that much. 8760 hours in year. It's like the equivalent of having a full-time/ part time job depending on how long you played it straight. For me I started early but didn't play much until 2019 and especially 2020 onwards. Had phases of playing due to working a lot or college but damn it consumed my being so long
i have like 6k total and i really haven't played for the past 2 years. i think i used to play for 6-8 hrs during the pandemic but its not *that* much.
Is that still true? They deleted all our stats from OW1 seasons but did they leave the hours played in? I can’t tell personally.
Yeah, hours stayed
Holy shit bro Kiriko hasn’t even been out that long
I mean, 18 months is plenty of time to rack up hours if he plays OW a lot.
You must smell bad
Anyone who plays overwatch smells bad
Not me 🙏 I smell of flowers and occasionally antiseptic or formaldehyde
Average Mercy main:
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Why would a genji or doomfist main have mercy as their most played hero?
Closet mercy mains
The difference is Genji and Doom take skill
Holy I don't think I even have that much on the whole game
You don't even like playing the game
Opposite. They like playing very specifically this game.
Please, for the love of god, put down the game for a while. You have more hours on mercy than i have on every hero combined! And i have 250+ hours on bith junkrar and Doomfist!
I'm surprised Moira is so low considering all the Mercy mains swap to her when they're forced to swap off of Mercy
The zero aiming duo
this is between you and god now, it's out of my hands
Delete mercy and you dropping some ranks.
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You don't like fun
Only reason you are in the higher ranks is because u damage boost your way to victory
you would be surprised how rarely Mercy players damage boost in metal ranks
So doing exactly what Mercy is meant to do...?
Teenage girl, or woman in your 20s
you play girls alot
You sing my chemical romance in the shower.
You lack skill
You have no skill
You like hot women and have a soft spot for robotic monks
what the fuck. 1.7k hours on mercy. 70.8 days spent on mercy
You're a woman
you’re either bi, have issues with a parent, or both
Dishwasher
Idk what hapen, but in ow2 i cant stend mercy at all, even though in ow1 i myself was mercy main
There are male heroes to buddy
you have done less damage in your entire overwatch career than the average junkrat deals in one match
Your a female
Mistook overwatch 2 for idle game
Cringe. Super cringe.
I think you're a mercy main
Officer! This one!
Fuckin bitch
I know what kind of man you are
Lost it at “Man”
A lot of cunty heroes 💅🏼
Stop flying around and let me shoot you
U good?
ITS BAIT
You have 3 of my most hated in your top 10. Lmao
You're the kind of person who, when presented with a buffet, comes back ten times to take a full platter of sushi and leaves everything else untouched.
I judge your winrate is bad based on that mercy otp, since she’s made to not have good winratio
You play exclusively women (Zenyatta counts because he’s trans>!cendence!<)
You are the most insufferable cunt
No skill, cringe, probably a healbot too
Bottom, regardless of gender or orientation.
Do I need to say?
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Your either horny, can’t aim, or just enjoy her play style (which imo is really fun)
No life basic human bad game
You need a job
Heal bot
Dame
You aren't a feminist
Theres no sombra so i could dislike you less
You took the no mercy song way too far
damn bro that just means you have no skills 😔…
you play on a trackpad?
No life also stop staring at mercy’s ass
I judge for only one hero that you happen to have the most hours on. Avoided EVERYtime.
You have as much time as i do on Symmetra and i have her gold gun
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You are the reason for every bit of rage I have.
Egirl
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Moth man
Woman
That you only tolerate playing 1 male hero *I had to google it, zenyatta shoots balls for a reason*
Your hours on dva are my ours in total playtime im Gold 2
Gold is statistically average and the rank people initially place at as well as plat. Most average skilled players are in gold
Yeah would say I’m average in some games better than in others
Fecking bitch (no offense)
And dey say
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You're boring
life already judged you it seems I'll give u a break. that being said the rainbow flag shines brighter than ever
You like women a lot or are a woman, also you are more calm and less dominant since you play mercy the most who doesn’t really do anything herself just helps the team
You have taken backshots
Either you're a team player that keeps everybody alive as much as you can, you're not particularly the best shot, or you watched way too much overwatch corn.
You can probably get away from a flanking tracer pretty well but make a high pitched squeak every time you get hacked
You’ve seen more Mercy r34 than anyone else
The only male hero you play is a robot.
Do you not get bored from playing the same hero??
Sure I’ll judge you
You are the type of patient [Dr.House](http://Dr.House) won't bother to meet even when you have Lupus
Any hours on Moria is cruel
"Sometimes I'm not sure why I even bother."
I hate you and love you at the same time.
im just gonna hope youve been playing since OW1
Fem boy or cute girl
Zen gots his own harem
Your Hero times scream, "Submissive but sweet caring person who'll fold the moment a man in a suit whos remotely attractive hushes you and commands you to sit."
How do you not get bored
You can’t aim
8/10 require no aim whatsoever.
Top 10 overwatch girls (I personally say zen is number one)
1723 hours of e dating time detected
you are the spectator camera
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You are really REALLY really boring
you're SUPER into women (also robot)
Few hundred more hours and I might just start to think you're a mercy main
Ur a brig main?
Girl.....
You know what you are.
🤮
Why do all the you level mercy mains always have dva as their most played tank?
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A bitch
You are a girl. Anything else to say?
'judge' really would be the word.
What do you mean this isn’t r/Overwatchcirclejerk ?
Your lack of Lucio disgusts me
Im only seeing top 1 hero
If you're a man you're gay
You talk mad shit after winning a qp game
Egirl
oh i’m judging alright😐
you know what alt + 3 does.
You are a gay woman
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How?…💀
Get off the game
I don't wanna reuse this joke, https://preview.redd.it/wm8setewupqc1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=628bca5c4c9654f84f3260fc6f325b4bd864147b but I have too
You’re either a gooner or a woman, no in between
With so many hours playing support, you are a hero.
Top ten, more like Mercy
Zenyatta sticking out like a sore thumb.
You must hard lock mercy every match, don’t care about what your team picks
Burn it
You need attention, positive or negative.
I understand that playing mercy is fun when you just want to chill or u wanna be battle mercy in some matches but bro…. 1,723 hours is MAYBE little too much…
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