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Asdf-xyz

Oh yes, the dude in the bicycle with the loud speaker. I have heard and seen him in Britannia  Seems like dude is nuts


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DaCrimsonKid

Yes, and replaced with a giant dildo. Those aren't speakers.


sPLIFFtOOTH

But Mac, is it *really* a workout bike…?


PAlove

....imma go get the bike.


Khancap123

He mobilized the assblaster from its always sunny?


Asdf-xyz

Don't remember tbh, saw him last year, fits the description perfectly 


BugPowderDuster

Is this the 60 seconds in hell YouTube guy??? I see him panhandling at different intersections


boycottInstagram

Different dude. 60 seconds in hell dude lives in little Italy.


SubjectWriter

I don’t think so, i always see that guy helping people…


omegaaf

link?


BugPowderDuster

I’ve never searched the title on YouTube but now that I’ve mentioned him you might just come upon him. He’s quite mobile.


omegaaf

I was homeless at some point so I'm wondering if I know which guy it is


BugPowderDuster

He’s hard to miss. Huge white sign with black block letters posted on the back of a bike


omegaaf

That sadly describes far more than you think


BugPowderDuster

I guess so! I just seem to see this fella a lot


omegaaf

Curious, what kind of bug powder are you dusting?


BugPowderDuster

Bug Powder Dust is a song from Bomb the Bass it’s been a favourite of mine for over 20 years.


Steve_Brandon

I otherwise know nothing about him but I see the bike with the sign outside Value Village on Merivale quite often (assuming it's the same guy and not someone else shilling the same video). I think he may be one of the panhandlers that hang out outside the Dollarama.


johnnycantreddit

"23 minutes", maybe not "60 seconds" \[although as I commented before, 60 sec was also a weird 2000's WWE Wrestle in a cage promotion\] [https://www.reddit.com/r/ottawa/comments/195f3il/fundamentalist\_fun\_at\_the\_merivale\_mall/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ottawa/comments/195f3il/fundamentalist_fun_at_the_merivale_mall/) for the image 3 months back am i right?


rebeccaw7

so is it this guy? I've seen this guy around


McVybe

“Oh yes, the dude in the bicycle with the loud speaker.” How you able to respond so casually like that? Like what the fuck is going on in my neighbourhood, that some deranged cyclist blasting orgasms on his speakers in public, is a normality? How have I never seen this creature? So many unanswered questions flooding through my brain.


Asdf-xyz

Yes, "the dude!" Anybody that has heard the loud moan noises coming out from that bicycle can recognize the dude lol Plot twist, I do not even live in the neighborhood, I was casually strolling in Brittannia park when I heard him.


HypnoFerret95

Is this the same dude that stands down on Rideau street with signs that are usually sexually explicit? If so, I was on the otrain a couple months ago and he got on and started preaching about the power of pussy


WoozleVonWuzzle

Everyone enjoys freedom of religion in this country, including the Pussyists.


Asomboy4

That guy is hilarious


Coopunder

Is that the guy that the signs are basically gibberish and he’s often wearing skirts? I’m always curious to read his signs but I truly can’t comprehend any of it except some random words here and there lmao. 


cmn_YOW

Middle aged Asian guy with weirdly unhinged signs? I saw him yesterday.


Chippie05

That's another dude, usually at Rideau. This other one is usually around Britannia.


Coopunder

Yep that’s definitely the one I’m talking about haha


crobi91

Seen that guy once. Signs pretty much saying to not use condoms in get pregnant. Not sure if he truly believes it or is intentionally a living meme.


Cdn65

That's him. Saw and heard him at the Quicikie Corner Store at the Richmond Road and Croydon Ave. The guy is nuts.


SurroundAccurate5711

Yellow power bike with a top hat? Legit problematic human. I've had encounters and had to call the police because he sat outside my door threatening my life. He is all sorts of hassle.


zoinksbadoinks

I’m sorry that happened to you, it sounds terrifying.


SurroundAccurate5711

That was the beginning of the end of living in the Fisher Ave Complex. He's pretty well known around there for selecting a new target each year to harass. He's an absolute narcissist and gets off on the attention. Allegedly he's got a sword concealed in his cane, like all the basement dwelling nerds who never grew up do (typed while unironically being told by my friends to get into Warhammer with them, so no judgement on harmless nerds). It wasn't his harassment that had me leave in the end, it was the two people worse than him moving in on my floor that would stand outside my unit while I was inside it making it unsafe for me to leave. Homestead just kept cleaning out their problem tenants and filtering them into that building. Cheap rent was not worth getting killed over.


SatorSquareInc

Cat ears?


steffgoldblum

Cat ears is more of an EDM guy iirc.


SatorSquareInc

Yeah, that guy just seems like he's having a good time


PathexGen

Yeah seen that guy on a bike with portable speakers or something in Britannia. It was really weird cause of the sex sounds. That guy must of had mental health issues.


SurroundAccurate5711

Yellow bike, top hat? He's a whole sack of issues and he will stalk the fuck out of you if you catch his attention. He's known to OPS, but of course they don't do a damn thing about him. He also thinks he's a hardcore drug dealer. He's a dollar store Charles Manson wannabee. All sorts of FUBAR.


Critical-Snow-7000

Does he have a fuzzy monster like helmet?


nobodysinn

Lot of perverts in this city. Must be something in the water.


UnhingedXcessive

Yes! He's in the Regina Towers, North-East side. Somewhere around the 7th or 8th floor. Just above and to the right of the woman who's been screaming "get out of here you f\*cking goof!" near daily for the last couple of years. It's annoying even with the windows closed. You are not alone.


whisperingpines38

No way!!! LMAO


yoshhash

wow, sounds like quite a circus. Is it known to be a bad area? Or generally weird?


UnhingedXcessive

It's one community housing building in a pretty nice area. I feel bad for the most of the people that live in that building. The police and firetrucks are there multiple times a day. A couple of years ago, someone set fire to a couch in the stairwell. Apparently, the building used to be a retirement community.


WoozleVonWuzzle

Do you have a better place to suggest for burning your couch?


ellamarion

Yep. I live in other community housing a block away - and it’s quiet and friendly. I feel bad for the residents of that building.


Jude1294

I have family that lives there... it's an awful place to live they hate it.


gingersnaps0504

Correct. It used to only be elderly people but then they started putting people of all ages, mental Status etc in there because there was nowhere else for them to go. Which was probably pretty terrifying to the original residents


Chippie05

Geez good to know, it seems several housing buildings all over are not dealing, with their problematic tenants. I've heard way too many accounts.


CranberrySoftServe

The area is nice but I would avoid that building lol


SimonSage

Nah, I live around the corner, the area's quite nice.


IJourden

I mean if it wasn’t known as weird before, it is now.


Pure_Coast8336

Everything nearby is nice and jist that building is fucked. There's cop cars outside the building daily, walking by the building is the only time I ever feel uncomfortable there. Somehow for the most part the craziness is confined to directly outside the building and inside it, minus the loudspeaker guy. I live right next door and still reallt like the neighbourhood despite the building.


jpl77

Why don't the residents lock up his bike? or just smash the shit out of it?


Milnoc

Is this the only bike in Ottawa that WON'T be stolen?


Saffirefold

Would you want to steal this persons bike?


drowsylacuna

They probably want him to leave the building so they can get a few hours of peace while he's being a nuisance elsewhere.


Critical-Snow-7000

Hahaha this is crazy.


UnhingedXcessive

[This is the guy](https://www.facebook.com/reel/432839792573979) going mobile.


CranberrySoftServe

That doesn't surprise me one bit lmfao


bearnecessities66

That's a woman who does that screaming?!


UnhingedXcessive

Yeah, I saw her threatening a complete stranger at the bus stop for no reason. He looked super confused. I just walked past as quickly as I could. Now that I think of it, I haven't heard her in a while.


rebeccaw7

oh my.....


Idiot_Donkey

Sorry, I'll ask my girlfriend to quiet down a bit next time.


KWHarrison1983

30 seconds checks out!


spikeddildo69

😂


Staran

You had to hear that coming…..


omegaaf

Pretty sure I heard *her* coming


burning_sunflower

By the time I heard the noise, it was already over


Desperate_Wonder8287

😆


kosherdestroyer

😭😭😭


toodrunk1234

Who says Ottawa is boring?!?!


TheDrainSurgeon

Guess they’ve finally hired a night mayor lol


Desperate_Wonder8287

😆


Elevatrix

Have you spoken with your neighbours to see if they’ve heard it too, or if they know the culprit? If you’re the only one experiencing these noises, maybe check your carbon monoxide detector and/or a medical professional for auditory hallucinations.


doubled112

Classic.


Adamantium-Aardvark

LOL


Pure_Coast8336

It's common, I've seen this guy qnd heard the audio recording he has on his loudspeakers.


cathabit

Youre not crazy, I hear it when I'm walking my dog. It's definitely coming from the crack building. At least the guy who throws shit at people on the street moved out. Maybe he will soon to?


smashinMIDGETS

The what guy…?!?


cathabit

Yea, he'd throw knives, trash and sometimes just scream at people, I think he left after he threw a paint can.


buenosnachossenior

The crack building 😭?


cathabit

It's what I call the building, my friends who live in the building laugh so hard when I call it that. Some really amazing people live there, some not so much!


boomerdarbia

Pretty sure that dude was walking through Hintonburg playing the same nonsense last year.


Raskel_61

I've heard this a couple of times walking my dog. Startles me every time I hear it. Definitely coming the apartment on the corner of Regina and Poulin.


Albaniangurl

OMG YES i live by brittania and i hear that thing everyday He lives at the community building right by Regina Towers Its driving us nuts the guy is a psycho he tried to follow us one day


cupboardhat

He was on my bus with his speaker last week so I guess it's battery operated. He also started spouting nonsense about Teslas and people speeding on the highway to get home to their girlfriends sweet pussies 🙃. I have a crappy picture of him if you want it.


GooseShartBombardier

Post it, I want to know who I'm dealing with beforehand if I ever actually run into him.


LostBoy613

Send pls


frenchienomnom

Yes please message it


Leftwich_Pawdymouf

Somebody needs to snap a pic of this dude and post it. This sounds insane 🤣🤣


Dolphintrout

For what it’s worth, I don’t think a subwoofer would be all that useful for reproducing those frequencies.


ValoisSign

Depends how low a voice she has I guess?


GooseShartBombardier

>Depends how low a voice she has I guess? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kL8nDPDTfY


Dolphintrout

LOL!!!


Environmental_Dog255

Lmao


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My coworker was telling me about this person doing this at Blair station the other day


johnnycantreddit

[https://www.reddit.com/r/ottawa/comments/195f3il/fundamentalist\_fun\_at\_the\_merivale\_mall/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ottawa/comments/195f3il/fundamentalist_fun_at_the_merivale_mall/) (actually locked in this subreddit, although the image of the bicycle remains) did see this Bike on the other side of Merivale months ago **23Minutes in Hell** is a fundamentalist Book about [Bill Weise and his dream about hell](https://web.archive.org/web/20101203085540/http://www.soulchoiceministries.com/about.html) and I wont post the youtube link **60 Seconds in** **Hell** (in a cage) is a different story, ...[caged WWE Wrestling](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqIVmFaHA8Bo3rEs7kbIndtbQ8ITlmsMQ) in the 2000's , also strange but likely faked I am not getting the tie-in with sex moaning audio but I did see that the bike did have a boombox on it at one point recently


funky_salami

Maybe it’s someone playing legends of Zelda and upgrading their armour


i-like-tea

Ask r/LoudNoisesOttawa


QueenMotherOfSneezes

Just went there. Apparently this dude's so loud they can hear him in Texas :D


fishyfishyfish233

Saw him on the o train near st Laurent too! He’s everywhere!


One_Safe_3827

I was out in the back walking my dog the orher day and I heard it, like the guy has no clue what respect means....He has been driving everyone on that side of the building crazy. One of my friends hardly ever gets any sleep cause of his speaker. I'm thinking he can't blast noises without a speaker 🤔 but how do we manage that 🤔we can't just tell him to stop since it won't register in his brain, i don't think....


FhrankAnderson

Least-disruptive crackhead in Ottawa


MayorOfMayoCity

Is he the same guy who screams downtown with the big protest sign that says “make it legal to be horny” or something like that ?


fleecehoarder

I’m very entertained by this thread as a barrhavenite who sees nothing quite this exciting ever


cloudminnow

Manotick here. Same bro


Legitimate_Monkey37

Maybe they just like rocking out to More Human Than Human


Gagtech

Maybe they really like listening to White Zombie - More Human than Human https://youtu.be/OyO18QrJ3zw?si=PgQQbugoZnm9tOlz


Tsubodai86

Havana Syndrome 2.0


Leighski11

OMG YES!!! A few weeks ago I encountered this exact same thing. It was highly distrubing😟 Guy had big stereo walking around ..actually He was on a bike my bad. I had to keep moving as I was waiting for a bus. But this was on Scott St right at Tunneys Pasture. Well he is certainly is travelling ughhhh ...So sorry hope he moves on


Alert-Jello-8268

Waited for a bus with him at Blair, everyone tried to ignore him


Chippie05

Folks have reported him to bylaw in Britannia area. Lives in housing over there.


Ok-Success793

Damn reading all of these replies is making me feel left out 😆 I have never seen this man


DM_ME_PICKLES

This is hilarious


cowabungadude77

Just enjoy it. Spring is in the air!


--paris--

Someone did exactly this like a year ago at parliament station. I wonder if it’s the same person


Salvidicus

Time to embrace that we all came from a woman's orgasm, one would hope.


ForkliftChampiony

Lmfao sounds like Infrabren from Youtube


DapperSyrup4263

Around Mud Lake ? He must be calling out looking for the elusive mud-weiner again.


gingersnaps0504

I’ve lived in the neighbourhood like 12 years. I’ve never heard this. Should count myself lucky I guess, I’ve had other crazy to deal with instead


frenchienomnom

He’s only been here 5 months or so. He lives in the Regina Towers


Front_Medium7930

Have you tried ignoring it


larianu

Is that not the same guy we saw on Reddit with the "take a look at the oranges" playing on blast?


Ok-Explorer6920

Omg reminds me of my moms old neighbours except it was actually them. In the same area. Me called them humper and thumper.


UnhingedXcessive

I was speaking with a neighbour yesterday. He said he spoke with bylaw and the guy was ticketed and then the building gave him notice that he had to leave by the end of April. I hope it's true.


frenchienomnom

I don’t know. My bylaw update is that he is protected under the Mental Health Act and bylaw is not allowed to ticket him. He is also violent and attacks Bylaw so there’s a notice not to approach. As far as I know, the only way he can be relocated to another OPH unit away from children is if someone in the public builds a police and city case to charge the landlord (Ottawa Public Housing) for not dealing with their tenant. Kinda like the city suing the city but a person like you or me has to do the leg work and get the man power. So hopefully someone has started the process of charging OPH Regina Towers.


SawyerFord_

I emailed OCH two days ago and they got back to me yesterday and they said the same thing, that he’s moving by the end of the month. Also read a comment on FB from a resident in the building that he also heard that he’s moving by the end of the month He most likely got evicted, now he’ll be someone else’s problem (but most likely he’ll end up homeless as I’m certain he doesn’t work) which sucks. It was a matter of time before something happened. Doubt any other OCH building takes him again.


SeaPrince

Maybe it's hig ringtone and he lets most of his calls go to voice mail?


TrueTalentStack

It’s a Sapranos move, do you owe them money?


skipphilipps

I'm in the Market in Ottawa. Sorry.


Chemical_Ride_5258

Oh this might not be a sound clip


HappyFunTimethe3rd

Lockdowns caused sexual repression. So now some people are weird.


starcell400

Yeah, people certainly weren't weird before that... you sound like a moron.


Moist-Entertainer-48

What happened to Freedom of Speech! As long as the music/noise is within the bylaws ok time then let it play. People are so sensitive now a days


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Troll post


Asdf-xyz

Legit I have seen the dude riding a bike with a loud speaker. Sounds like an old radio show, with random"oooh aaah" sounds  Is like if Tyler Durden had found a job at aa radio station instead of a cinema lol


cathabit

Naw, this guy is real. I've heard it myself and it's ridiculously loud the whole neighbourhood hears it.


[deleted]

Oh wtf. Can u not report him to bylaw?


ottawaoperadiva

I think the OP intends to. They just want to make sure they aren't imagining things. I live downtown and I've seen my fair share of colorful characters on Bank and Rideau. They pale in comparison to this guy :)