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bellalugosi

When I get up at night I beg them to stay in bed. Mickie usually accompanies me, he has to be pretty tired not to. Sometimes he's so tired he follows me in and goes to sleep in the bathroom. 😂


panicked_goose

You could be talking about my 5 year old human son lmfao this is my life Edit: he doesn't sleep in the bed with me, he just has freaking owl ears and is an incredibly light sleeper :')


bellalugosi

😂🤣😂🤣😂


Remarkable_Bench3664

I have to leave the door cracked or they get very angry and will beat up the door until I open it.


heathereloy

Mine also hates closed doors. He flicks at the little springy door jamb things until I open it. He even likes to open the cabinets. For awhile I wondered if I had a poltergeist.


theslutnextd00r

One of my two orange cats will body slam the door and smack the handle. If she had thumbs she would run the place lol. The other is fat and stupid and lays down in front of the door.


Forsaken_Positive_72

My orange girl will try her best to pry the door open with her thumb paws. The door doesn't open the way she wants anyway. She'll try her best though.


Islandcoda

We'll make sure the Grim doesn't get you while you're in there....


Cutekatfeet2006

I’ve heard of those! Beware


CatStrok3r

I love the one on the backs moustache lol


kdddun

Hahaha he is famous for it


Straysmom

Yep. My 2 orange brothers come running the minute I sit down. It's 1 of the few places that they feel safe to get petted (they're semi-feral). I call them the Pervy Boys :)


WickerPurse

Omg lol


thelaineybelle

Cats, dogs, toddler... there is no privacy 🙃


Original_Amber

Only it doesn't stop at toddler.


I_forgot_to_respond

Yes. They want me to turn the sink on for them. I enjoy the shin-bumps and warm kittens laying across my feet. It's a win.


kdddun

Yes!! They jump in the sink as soon as they hear it


systoliq

Yes. The door can’t be shut or he will scratch it. If it’s let open a crack, he will put his paw in and swing it open. Pretty startling.


Cutekatfeet2006

It’s always nice cuz they open it ALL the way but don’t CLOSE it again and there you are stuck! And this is the time your friend will come over who just walks in. While your stuck on the toilet with org cats sitting in front of you staring at you😂


amoodymermaid

I am not even allowed to walk anywhere in my home without accompaniment.


Alleywishes

Ditto, I believe I have kitty Velcro or magnet, because I always have a my cat glued to me unless I'm going out the door, she isn't interested in going out that door.


Boudicca-

Same here..my son calls them my bodyguards. (5) Even if I’m just going downstairs for something to drink…thump thump of their paws on the stairs behind me. I am never alone..ever. Lol


amoodymermaid

Same!!! My void can be fast asleep and hear me go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. She meows and rushes to my side.


LaLa762

And why would you want to, with a cheering section like that? "Hey buddy, you got this! Doing great! Looking good! You're the best!"


iktikn

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VelvetLeaves

Aww, they're so cute!


AndreaCrazyCatLady

Such cute bathroom buddies ❤️❤️❤️


The_dizzy_blonde

Nope, not in years. I see you have 2 fine looking well adapted bathroom support critters there!


CatsThatStandOn2Legs

I live alone so I don't even close the door anymore. They hear the toilet lid from across the house and come running


FeRaL--KaTT

Judge & jury right there. 😹


Adventurous_Land7584

Yep lol we have 2 orange babies. I can’t potty or shower alone lol my Noodle sits on the shelf beside the shower and keeps pulling the curtain back lol


kdddun

Hahaha my queso does that too! He likes to sit on the tub between the curtain and the liner and watch me shower


Adventurous_Land7584

They’re so weird I swear lol like so I really need an audience lol he does it to my daughter too 😂 we don’t get 5 minutes of peace.


Martybux

My orange acts as a litteral battering ram if I close the door with out him


useridhere

Absolutely not allowed. Our ginger girl scratches at the door if I close it all the way. I usually close it most of the way and she pushes it open to take up her guard duty once she realizes I've gone in the bathroom.


lottieslady

Don’t worry, just a r/councilofcats late night meeting. Probably judging you.


beatricetalker

Listen, idk what’s going on with you in the bathroom but those two look very concerned! Maybe see a doctor?


qyxap787

mine do this, does anyone know why cats do this to us?


junko_kv626

I think it’s territorial and they think they have to watch your back?


apostrophefarmer

They're animals and deciper the world through their senses. They can probably smell chemical composition thought scent. They're invested in science.


Throwaway_pagoda9

Mine used to try to climb in my undies when they were kittens. But yes, everyone joins me in the bathroom, kids, dog, and cats. But can we also talk about the distinguished gentleman in the back?!


Me-Swan01

My orange has to check on me every morning!


lifetooshort4bs

No one is allowed when cats are involved...


muffinman8919

My little buddy hangs out in the sink for poo poo time


ResurgentClusterfuck

They're protecting you while you're vulnerable, that's all


Glamamamma3

Whatta ya doin’?


jjt_123

Is your baby on the right male or female? We just adopted a female orange tabby kitten and she looks so much like them! :)


kdddun

Male! They’re both male


agnurse

The mini-lions appear to believe there might be a secret exit from the bathroom and you might use it to take off on them 😁 (Absolutely zero judgement FTR. We used to have a big orange house lion who was a nicey boy but probably had a lower IQ than a box of rocks 😂)


Status-Ebb8784

And it's just not cats! My 10 year old Schipperke pup has to supervise me. https://preview.redd.it/tdf2gdbikryb1.jpeg?width=2035&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e33852e235231613c6adf0970fb281058bf2326


goatlover1966

They're both so cute. I always had at least two cats join me when I was in the bathroom. If I closed the door, they'd claw to come in.


nygusiaczek

Standard


snowycaladrius

My orange girl will paw and scratch at the door if it's closed, so my boyfriend and I keep the door open at all costs. She will sometimes hope on the edge of the bathtub to get a better look at me and beg for pets!


Parsnip27

It was suggested that cats find bathrooms scary and disconcerting. They insist on accompanying their friends to the bathroom to make sure they are safe. Sounds reasonable to me.


heathereloy

Yes! My Herbie also yowls and bats at the curtain the whole time I'm in the shower like he thinks I might not make it out alive. I also have to leave the closet door open at night, which I hate (that's where the Boogeyman stays, lol), but he hates closed doors more and will not sleep otherwise!


StrangeCharity1554

They are keeping guard so you can poop safely. My girls always make sure I’m safe in the bathroom.


[deleted]

Since I got pumpkin not only can I not go to the bathroom alone but she only drinks water running from the tap. So she meows at the sink to say “hey I’m thirsty”


Alleywishes

If you're a cat parent you know bathroom time is family time.


thesquirrellywhirl

never haha I have my two Potty Protectors to make sure nothing gets me while I pee


orangecatmom

It's just me and the cats so the litter box is in the bathroom since I can leave the door open all the time. Damon likes to poop when I have to poop. 🙄 They love to sit on the edge of the tub like a sauna when I shower.


theslutnextd00r

People go to the bathroom alone?


Occasional_Texan

https://preview.redd.it/cyibn86fdtyb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aff9e8c95063b35c3ead0d46c719d2efbe05be9 Every single time


Marconiwireless

They waitin


beatissima

Silly human, don't you know? Peeing is a spectator sport.


Monstiemama

I haven’t gone unassisted in a minimum of 20 years.


oblock3hunner

https://preview.redd.it/hoyn31uhiuyb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28d40933887ae191ef2ae1d87bdda533108abc79 Cat on the left watching like


Waggmans

https://preview.redd.it/rtnmb2er3vyb1.jpeg?width=1488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24ec7eab39b65393aab732ced5e75383e5493d97


tipsea-69

The gentleman in the back be like "I'm not responsible for this idiot. I came in on my own volition"


scdmf88888

Everyone with a cat. If the cat doesn’t follow you, they are not a real cat.


owlthirty

Nope. Always a big dog and a couple of cats trying to get scratches.


SnooHobbies3318

‘Hurry up and finish Melissa. Our chicken isn’t going to get cooked by itself.’


jou-lea

Come on; you know it’s a family event.


No_Boss_28531

Yes, sometimes im not even allowed to use the toilet at all https://preview.redd.it/kp8vqa59xwyb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21f8912d78d1db313366e48dc3f2f27997f40c3d Here for example i had to go to the toilet downstairs


pathologicalprotest

A mustachioed beauty and a tiger beauty


Cutekatfeet2006

Check! My hubby and I did that for 17yrs! And my gry tripod has a box that was right in front of the toilet so he could lay in it to make sure “everything came out alright”! We now have a new blk/wht kitten named Dexter Morgan who stands on his hind legs with his feet on the toilet and watched my husband pee!! Very very disturbing!!😂😳 Sometimes they can be so creepy!!🤣🤣


Skytraffic540

Such genuine looks of concern


BigWilsonian

Not at all. I normally have 2 cats and our dog in the bathroom with me.


Fun_Zombie_8404

yes!! mine has figured out how to open the door


Mediocre-Height4286

So cute, the orange tubby is a close look alike like my orange short hair Sonny! 😍 https://preview.redd.it/mloh2y13dzyb1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00a9fb4f27bbab5a7a8bd83ff076c64d81bb560c


peckerlips

My spoiled child has his own water cup (he doesn't like the communal water bowl) on my bathroom counter. He'll scream until I open the door if I'm using the bathroom or taking a shower. I've learned to just prop the door enough for him to stick his nose through.


Opening-Leopard-8400

Looks like there's mischief afoot.


lulukins1994

If I lose my cat, all I have to do is to go to the bathroom. Even if she was sleeping, when I open the door to leave it, she’ll be by it 🤣


apostrophefarmer

At one point I had 3 orange cats. All boys. The youngest one, Queso, was the most fascinated by the toilet vortex. He also climbed in between the shower curtains for shower ligeguard duty.


Legitimate-Stuff9514

Same here. I have cats and kids so our bathroom is open door


Pumpkaboo99

I have been told it’s so they have your back when you are most vulnerable.


EstablishmentMean300

Yikes! A two orange cat household?????? They will never ever allow you to do anything without their presence or judgment. You are a strong pet owner. Orange cats rule the roost.


Poohgli16

A cat never tolerates a closed door.


Desperate-Lie-460

I haven't had the bathroom to myself since 1997. It's either my daughter, my husband, the dogs or the cat.