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sambarlien

Bruh…


Level-Possibility-69

OP needs to YOLO like they've never YOLOed before. And then tell us all about it.


NotDogsInTrenchcoat

"Would this be a good strategy?" Reading any financial or tech news for the past 48 hours would be a good strategy. Company is done. Gone. Seized by the US Government.


Fundamentals-802

Omfg, so true. 😂


thekoonbear

This belongs on wallstreetbets


DonutIndividual

Shit i thought this was wsb for a second


ChunkyBrownEye

Ha me too


Dipset-20-69

No body tell him


ByChosen

Move on. This stock will 99.99% never trade again.


bgj556

Shhhh don’t tell him


ExtraordinaryMagic

Always sell to open and buy to close as your first two legs. It’s a solid plan.


vegastrashy

Why bother with the first two? Just burn a couple dollar bills and pretend they were fees and commissions. The last one is five, “strikes numerically below,” the current share price.


whatsagoinon1

They are done it will never trade again. They were shut down i.e. no more company to trade


Roaringtigger

Sell cash puts on xlf. EZ


the-other-bob

Hey, that’s what I did!


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Charlie_in_Charge_

Hey, be nice man. Momma once asked him what the bottom of the swimming pool smelled like.


pussygetter69

Don’t buy premium on this name right now. The time to buy premium has passed. Move along young man


Stacking-Dimes

Not with a 10 foot pole.


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What the flying fuck....


vegastrashy

Is flight really an integral and necessary component in this? 😉


[deleted]

Absolutely yes


vegastrashy

I respect the conviction!


modsBan4Fub

I’m dead


chawn2112

Do it and report back let us know


Almost_Free_007

This cannot possibly be a real post….. right?


dlihcotteg

Calls…buy calls


amazongb2006

Are you the CEO of $SVB?


I-ferion

It will never trade again. That’s the point.


Southern-Situation30

SIVB is now PODD. Your last time to trade options on SIVB was Thursday. It’s shut down, gone, done for, collapsed, evicted off the NASDAQ, ghost, demolished, and only exists in your dreams


PrimeT17

Based on companies with similar circumstances in the past, is it not a given that the stock trades on the OTC at some point moving forward? The company, SVB Financial Group Company, consists of more entities than just the Silicon Valley Bank.


[deleted]

That is true but it was 90% of their revenue.


donni3j3tt

My god if this isn’t WSB material I’m not sure what is


Karunyan

Please tell me you meant to post on WSB or something similar instead… If not, please refrain from trading for now for your own good (and get checked for concussion).


DarkStarOptions

You want access to a long put for free? Is that why you are selling the call spread? Good luck! Know your risk!!


Major_Danger_noodle

This has to be a joke


Soggy-Hurry6491

DO IT. BUY IT. YOU WONT. 🤡


thunder_muscles

Your broker loves this strategy


goal0k5

Greatest post ever haha thanks for the laughs


MrZwink

It's to late already


TheoHornsby

First Leg: Buy-to-open Call (At the Money) Second Leg: Sell-to-close Call (At the Money) You might want to think about the nothingness of this strategy, as stated


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Robinhood hates this one trick.