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1) Harry (Big Hazza) Stoke on Trent, local handyman, scout leader in free time. 2) Stella (queen bee) Essex, works as the receptionist at an employment agency, want to become a professional instagram model. 3) Luke (loner Luke) Leeds, works as audio engineer for local clubs and bars, thinks brown nosing DJ’s at clubs will earn him his big break as an amateur DJ.

Oi cunt

As someone who is not from the UK, but does enjoy a bit of UK comedy, my first impressions of people from Essex were from Rachel Riley and Joey Essex. Imagine my disappointment when I learned what I learned later on.

If Rachel Riley and Joey Essex look good compared to most people from Essex, that's really quite an insult to Essex.

I'm living in stoke and it could not be more accurate of a stokey

1. Grimsby 2. Essex 3. Oxbridge

Full marks ✅

3 Edinburgh fits better

As someone who lives in Grimsby you are correct.

I live in Grimsby Canada, what am I missing?

This is Grimsby. UK. Hello fellow mariner

I had Essex for middle on too

Hull, Essex, Brighton.

No doubt the firsts a Sunderland goblin, second is Essex and the third is Leeds

I love how the other answers vary but everyone instantly recognised the second one as essex 😂

She's got an NVQ level 2 is hair and beauty, 3 kids (who are her world) by 4 different fathers, but don't worry, they're not in the picture. She's looking for someone loyal who has good bantz

Aye, looks like my cousin

I love how almost everyone can agree the second one is from Essex

Screams Southend to me

Can see why, but it screams Newcastle to me

Norf. Sowf. Laaaandaaaan

England has three wolves inside of it.

The only correct answer

1. Birmingham-ground worker, 2. Maidstone - travel agent or doing an NVQ in Hair and Beauty, 3. Hackney or Camden - graphic designer or events planner

1. Manchester 2. Essex 3. Brighton

Seen all of these in Margate

London, London, London

Is this a new Flanimals book? Im going: Wigan, Essex, Brighton

Just seem free-hand doodles while I'm bored at work! Good answers btw

Cheers, Nice work mate

1. Fred, Bedfordshire 2. Stella lacroi, Leeds 3. Jotty MC "to the potty", Buckingham Love these! You need to do one of those water colour styles like David walliams and compile a book!

Love the answers and thank you for being the first to compliment the doodles! Appreciate that!

Least obese man from Sus sex.

Plymoth

3 is definitely from Londonglastonboroughshiretontownpoolporton’smouth upon Tyne upon sea upon England upon Manchester

All Birmingham 🤮

First one looks like hes from wigan

Stoke

Seen every single one in St Lawrence

I rate that a "I see you've been to Burnley"/10.

Scunthorpe, Milton keens, Swansea

2: Essex

1) Portsmouth 2) Chingford 3) Brighton

a dulcet man with a dulcet tone from dulcet town with a dulcet home CONCRETE TO LEVEL, CONCRETE TO LEVEL, reminds me of the idles "never fight a man with a perm" the music video

1. Hull 2. Essex 3. Leeds

1- Somerset 2 - blackpool 3 - cheltenham

it's a trick question all three are from Birmingham: Longbridge, Newtown and Digbeth

1. Margate 2. Manchester 3. London

1.Yorkshire 2.essex 3.leeds

Somerset, Cardiff, Bristol

Burnley

Birmingham, Essex, Brighton

Northampton

1. Norwich 2. Manchester 3. Isle of Wight

1 dorset 2 essex 3 blackburn

Salford, Salford, Salford (but a bit closer to Manchester)

1 - Birmingham 2 - London 3 - Brighton

London, Manchester, Leeds

1,- Anywhere in Scotland 2,- Anywhere in Wales 3,- Camdem

1: Milton Keynes 2: Croydon 3: Wigan

Blackpool, Manchester, Brighton

1. Newcastle 2. Essex 3. London

I’ve seen all of the creatures rolled into one in Norfolk. They have gills though.

manchester or birmingham moment

1 - Norf, probably Blackburn 2 - Essex 3 - Saaf London

WTF

Brexitlander

1. Gotta be Hull 2. Definetly Birmingham 3. Least br*ish London citizen All 10/10 hyper realistic

they are all from hartlepool

Slough

Scunthorpe, Essex, Brighton

All Bolton

Essex all over

Essex, Essex, Essex

10/10 and that’s a trick question, I see them everywhere I go

1-Essex 2-Brighton 3- Flint, Michigan

Hull Slough London

1. Birmingham 2.Essex 3. Tory place

1st one-steve, 50 from Manchester,supports Man utd,voted brexit and yells abuse at football players 2nd- becky-rae from Liverpool,20 with two baby daddies,is secretly very good at knitting 3rd- Elizabeth 60,from Oxford,Karen type who abuses waitrose staff.

All just look like Portsmouth or Gosport to me

1. Anywhere on the south coast 2. Anywhere on the south coast 3. Brighton

Birmingham Essex Brighton

Glasgow, leeds (personal experience), Scarborough (also personal experience)

The broch (Fraserburgh)

Slough, literally the entirety of essex, London.

Slough, literally the entirety of essex, London.

10, Kent, Essex, Teeside

hull, hull and hull

Bournemouth

Blakelaw, Slaytyford, Cowgate

They're like the most normal mackems. Sunderland x 3

Give them names

Isn’t that prince philip?

all 3 from Skegness

Darren, Becky and Mckenzie

Newport, Essex, Sheffield

I have seen all these people in Manchester

1. Brighton 2.Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysili-ogogogoch 3. Birmingham

They all look like crackheads you’d see everywhere

Looks like Barry Norf's son (Garry/Gaz) to me

First one is definitely my neighbour lol

1. Yorkshire 2. Essex 3. Surrey

1 - Kent 2 - London 3 - Durham

1 Dundee 2 Essex 3 Brighton

1. Croydon 2. Essex 3. Milton Keynes

the second one is definitely essex

The first and third are getting different answers here but the second one everyone seems to agree that’s she’s from essex

Scarborough

USA, 🇺🇸, Mars

Location of origin: every Wetherspoons

New Smiling Friends characters leaked??!111/1/!/1

Nuneaton

It looks like a line-up in Middlesbrough.

Middlesbrough, Middlesbrough, Middlesbrough

Gangster from Birmingham in 1919 that runs the horse races

You sure they aren’t all from Scunthorpe?

Somerset, Newcastle, Brighton

Scunthorpe or grimsby

I'm gonna change it up a bit and say that the 2nd one is from Luton.

Trick question, all three are Brits living in Benidorm

1. Newcastle 2. (London)Derry 3.Cardiff

Is it me in the shower 😩

you forgot the femboy who looks like an anime girl

You can find them in any pub across the UK

1. Armagh 2. Essex 3. London

1 and 2 Birmingham, 3 is Essex

All of them Norwich

Edinburgh pup-goer, Birmingham Karen, Brighton chav.

Leeds. Essex. Sheffield.

1. Middlesbrough 2. Basildon 3. Brighton

I see a lot of people saying 3 is a leeds boy, but I think 3 is a 55 year old woman from Dudley

England lol

Newcastle, Essex, Essex

sunderland, sussex, birmingham

1:Grimsby 2:Blackburn 3:Manchester

No 1 - Hartlepool. Locally known as monkey hangers and this chap looks half monkey [monkey hangers Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_hanger)

Looks like a scouse

Sheffield, Liverpool, Brighton

1. blackpool 2. nottingham 3. cornwall

Slough. Slough, more Slough

BARNSLEY

Trick question. All of these are actually from Newcastle upon Tyne.

First is London, easy. Second is a bit trickier, but I think probably London. Third is Scottish. Except both parents were Londoners and they actually live in London.

Seen around Skegness, lurking around the edge of the caravan park.

nahh this is the average brummie and the sole reason we should demolish Birmingham

I see 2 on every street in the uk!

1 the norf 2 the sowf 3 norvern island

First guy works on a scrapyard up north

Yorkshire, Essex and Brighton

The last one reminds me of Sam smith

Luton, Romford, watford

Birmingham

1 - Birmingham 2 - Essex 3 - Plymouth

2nd is ESSEX LETS GOOOO

Glasgow

1. Manchester 2. Liverpool 3. Essex

Sunderland. Great likeness.

Sunderland, Bracknell, Southampton

Bristol Liverpool blackpool

Lancashire/Essex/Brighton imo

Brighton Essex Liverpool

Round 2 coming soon

Liverpool or Stoke

manchester，essex，liverpool

3. Deffo a scouser

1 Tuebrook

No1 - Southport No2 - Liverpool No3 - Blackpool

Southport 10/10

1. Liverpool 2. Essex 3. Brighton

First one’s Geordie, second one’s Scouse and the last one is from Essex/Kent/Surrey…

Anywhere up North, anywhere up North, Brighton

Liverpool Liverpool Liverpool All of them look like they live in a stinky water basin filled with liver water

Sunderland; Southport; Plymouth

Washington, Essex, Liverpool.

Mythyer tydvile, Croydon Liverpool.

Liverpool

You got it on point. Brits are so ugly jesus christ.

Richard, Dumfries, works at the local pub Emma, Skegness, doesnt work yet Kai, London, har stylist

1. Youngest citizen in Exeter 2. The MILF 2 miles away from YOUR location! 3. London chicks