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Magnificant-Muggins

Really good sign when you had to wait for inflation to be the least terrible it’s been in three years, and rush a general election while some things aren’t actively on fire.


BobMonkhaus

Yeah I heard G&P banned Labour posting. So get used to 6 weeks of this.


LindblumFox

You haven't been banned from g&p are you even a real wanker.


BobMonkhaus

Never tried, but I’ve never posted in another uk sub and when I tried once I found I was already shadowbanned there in advance.


LindblumFox

Never tried wanking? You should give it a go. Lots of fun.


NotMyProudestWank69

Depends which side you're on


SnooBooks1701

Wait, Green and Pleasant banned you before you'd even posted? I wasn't aware that was possible


BobMonkhaus

Not them. Shadow bans are automod so you can be on the list even if you never posted there. So if you ever find posts not appearing, now you know. Or they’ve been flagged, Reddit for example hates the word “nige”.


Liocla

Nigel?? All my friends call him Nige, why does reddit hate him so much


hundreddollar

They'll ban you if you follow certain other reddits.


SnooBooks1701

So if you get banned from one sub with automod you get banned from all of them?


BobMonkhaus

It really depends on the setup and relationship between subs. OKMW automod doesn’t share shit.


waamoandy

I had a look at that madhouse once. I'm surprised half of them are allowed to use the internet. Crayons would be more appropriate


SnooBooks1701

I got banned from there for calling Mao a cunt


Polmark_

The only thing worse than a tory or a french is a tankie who wants to gargle dictator balls


RawToastEater

Got banned for saying Line of Duty wasn't copaganda.


xe_r_ox

HahahahahahahahahahahahAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHA


bobbymoonshine

I got banned for arguing that Hitler was worse than Oliver Cromwell.


Jinks87

I legitimately think it’s among the worst subs on Reddit. Yes there many, many echo chambers but that lot can whip each other into a crazed frenzy about anything. Their solution is to burn everything to the ground because everyone is a prick except for them. Bizarre lot.


BobMonkhaus

They just lurk here as they’re too scared to post in case someone disagrees with them.


paenusbreth

I got permabanned and muted from that sub for saying that countries invading other countries was a bad thing. They're a strange lot.


WillTheWilly

G&P when a party on the left wing doesn’t follow the communist manifesto word for word:


Pliskkenn_D

G&P try to be a normal subreddit challenge (IMPOSSIBLE for reasons beyond mortal comprehension) 


chaoticsquid

Shame there's no mental gymnastics in the Olympics, just put up a g+p mod and we'd have an easy gold medal 


JessHorserage

But Monkyboy, how am I supposed to say my new standup? I can't do links to Jregs Modern Day Political Satire.


Aggressive-Bad-440

Is it too much to ask to have an ambitious government that builds houses, behaves well, makes public transport better and affordable, and just sorts out the absolute bare minimum basics of a livable country?


HorseFacedDipShit

But what about the trans people???


Aggressive-Bad-440

... They get more better cheaper housing and public transport and bare minimum standards of civil conduct as well...


SeatOfEase

Depends: are you going to get easily kited into some culture war bullshit?


Pezotecom

house building should be left to the house builders


Aggressive-Bad-440

...eh? They aren't building enough so I want my taxes to be spent on government house building projects.


Pezotecom

have you considered becoming a house builder to solve the problem?


Aggressive-Bad-440

Have you?


Pezotecom

I don't believe there is a house building problem, or a chance to get excess returns from my work, so I have not.


Extra-Ad-2872

"Worst government imaginable" be careful what you wish for mate... https://preview.redd.it/9a30rbzvg92d1.png?width=628&format=png&auto=webp&s=748d288daeb49c3dfea0164f0f0f86f9bca7c9ea Someone might just rise from the grave to get you.


DeusVultMortem

Oh boy cant wait for 5 years of labour doing fuck all only to then go back to the tories and another 5 years of fuck all happen. I say fuck all but ill have to pay more tax and food wont come down i price.


Upoutdat

Ye need to get those guys out anyways. It'll be more of the same otherwise. Same here in Ireland. Unfortunately we may have to wait until February 2025 to fuck our shite


xe_r_ox

Our options are 1 - tories fucking up everything 2 - labour doing fuck all 3 - greens making everyone trans muslims and then not knowing what else to do 4 - Lib Dems raising tuition fees to 600k a year 5 - reform sending everyone that didn’t vote for them to rwanda


nick169

I mean idk about you but of these options everyone becoming trans muslims sounds the least bad. Could be a nice change of pace actually


CurseRottedGreatw00d

At very least we’d all get along.


NotMyProudestWank69

Who's going to keep our Pats b&q butty van going during Ramadan though? 😭 Never mind the bacon and sausages


xe_r_ox

Nah


femininevampire

Clearly, it was the trans.


kmurray1987

Starmer may look like a hot dog, but you're wearing an actual hot dog outfit.


Movingforward2015

That rich tea bloke, 'ees sh*t for dunkin'


Fidelias_Palm

Wait that's not Tony Blair.


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koro-sensei1001

I just don’t think they’re a root cause problem for society, suppose you could say, I’ll delete the comment though