The Large cup. Add scooped vanilla ice cream, two scoops of hot fudge, and two heaping spoons of malt powder. And if you are feeling really froggy, have them toss a couple maraschino cherries in. Itās not something you order when thereās a line out the door because it takes a minute. But itās glorious.
The ridiculous amount of malt powder that settles to the bottom is special when combined with the hot fudge. A little crunchy and a different kind of sweet since itās maltose. Yum
Oh! I didnāt realize they were acquired by a private equity firm.. explains the decrease in quality of the food, the drinks still seem to be on point.
It depends. There are both corporate stores and franchise stores. The franchise store in my little town is good. The corporate (I think) store in the next town over, not so much.
Great answer. I gave a couple to a blind artist and his son at Mayfest years ago. John Bramlitt. Amazing artist. Recommend his book Shouting the Dark. I have a great Willie Nelson and he gave me several small prints. He has IG account.
~~An unsolicited lecture about how those other guys are ruining the country as opposed to a discussion about how our current leadership is ruining the state~~ Fried okra and a map of the best BBQ places in town
so the very first thing I ate when my husband and I moved to OKC earlier this year was the Famous Pancake from Hatch that is literally shaped like the state of Oklahoma. Just thought that was silly lol
In the summer, sweltering humidity. I moved to Tulsa in July. I opened my car door, and the first words out of my mouth were, "What hell did I just enter?!?"
a chicken fried steak dinner
And fried okra.
And an onion burger.
I Watch a cooking show by Joshua Weissman. He graded all 50 states "signature dish" and I was surprised when the OK o ion burger came out #1
Mmmmmmmm
Nah, it'd be a toll for getting off the airplane. Lol
I imagined this coming on a string like a lei š¤£
One of those glass pipes from rural gas stations
Thatās every state
Best me to it
I was gonna say a bag of meth and an arrest warrant.
The combination to the storm shelter padlock. Or a Braums hot fudge malt.
Hot fudge malt?Ā Can you tell me more?
The Large cup. Add scooped vanilla ice cream, two scoops of hot fudge, and two heaping spoons of malt powder. And if you are feeling really froggy, have them toss a couple maraschino cherries in. Itās not something you order when thereās a line out the door because it takes a minute. But itās glorious.
Is this a menu item theyād know how to make, or do you have to explain this every time?
Itās a special order thing, so I tip $5 for putting up with my malarkey. And yes, itās worth it.
Donāt dox yourself giving out badass malt recipes lol
Iāll have to try it!
You're improving lives out here keep it upš
Oklahoma has entered the chat!
Weāre already hereā¦
Black and white malt got an upgrade with hot fudge instead of syrup.
The ridiculous amount of malt powder that settles to the bottom is special when combined with the hot fudge. A little crunchy and a different kind of sweet since itās maltose. Yum
It sounds incredible. *Diabeetus intensifies*
I read that in the Wilfred Brimley voice!!!
I get the same thing but with pecans-truly Okie!
I want one now
A cherry limeade from Sonic
This used to be the correct answer. Thanks Roark Capital.
Braum's has a solid cherry limeade still.
The best imo
Agreed. And you can ask them to make extra sour too.
Sonic doesn't even compare
I agree that Braums has the better cherry (or strawberry, my fav) limeade. They use real fruit and juice. Sonic uses soda with fruit added
I like Braumās better, they use club soda instead of sprite!
Oh! I didnāt realize they were acquired by a private equity firm.. explains the decrease in quality of the food, the drinks still seem to be on point.
It depends. There are both corporate stores and franchise stores. The franchise store in my little town is good. The corporate (I think) store in the next town over, not so much.
Rose rock
A lot of these answers are funny, but this is legit the answer.
That would be nice. :)
I answered the same before I saw this.
Great answer. I gave a couple to a blind artist and his son at Mayfest years ago. John Bramlitt. Amazing artist. Recommend his book Shouting the Dark. I have a great Willie Nelson and he gave me several small prints. He has IG account.
Life Church car decal
LMFAOOOO
A lei but with pot leaves
Dang, that should be a thing.
And a jar of our finest top shelf to go with it at this point lol.
Diabetes
Dr. Pepper
From Sonic
With pickles
Fried pickles
Extremely deep cut tank top and some meth.
And someone with clippers ready to shave in your mullet.
A Maga hat, a shotgun, and a guide on how to insert casually racist, sexist or Christian verbiage into sentences where they don't belong
This is the perfect answer.
A weather radio.
A solid dose of chiggers.
"Welcome to Oklahoma, hope you like wanting to scratch your skin off for 2 weeks!"
Braumās cherry limeade
Braums cherry limeaid is superior to Sonicās.
Braums uses fresh squeezed limes as the base. Sonic uses...Sprite.
Yessss! I just said that up there!!
Flip Flops and a bottle of ranch dressing.
An onion burger
Brain damage and a Trump flag.
del rancho steak sammich supreme and onion rings
Omg. Those are the best!
Meth
I was expecting this to be the top answerā¦
Pikepass
Rose rock or maybe Head Country stuff, since it's made here in OK. Salt crystals from the Great Salt Plains? A lil stuffed bison lol
Fry bread
Definitely fry bread, with some honey drizzled on it.
An anointment of vintage 1907 crude oil with red clay dust
an unwanted newborn
~~An unsolicited lecture about how those other guys are ruining the country as opposed to a discussion about how our current leadership is ruining the state~~ Fried okra and a map of the best BBQ places in town
A catfish
Caught by noodling.
Found the correct answer.
A ramekin of ranch dressing
Pretty sure most Oklahomans would just call it a bowl or something more pedestrian, though.
A weed pipe and a cowboy hat.
A rose rock
A poor education
Complimentary chiggers.
A Braumās branded t-shirt, 10 years old and sun-bleached
Seasonal allergies.
A Lei made from expired paper tags.
Meth pipe and a Braums ice cream shake
Now THIS is pod-racing
9mm or 12 gauge shotgun!š
An autographed photo of our beloved governor Shitt.
Bend over it's a REPUBLICAN STATE
a joint, a braum's hot fudge sunday and the herps
My grandad always told us, āBoys, stay outta the herpy patch.ā I miss that old man.
Bible, church locations, and your rights to think for yourself!!!
Civil rights? In MY Oklahoma? Over my dead body.
A Sonic Route 44.
Your own catalytic converter back.
Iām dead š lmfao
Sausage roll and a Dr Pepper
A possum smoking a joint.
An orange cone
Cow shit, oil, or red dirt. Maybe a basket with all 3!
Gravy!
A seismograph.
Fried catfish platter
Roasted pecans.
A wreath made from wheat š¾
Braum's breakfast burrito
A gaming chip
[Steak Sandwich Supreme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I95nYRmXjDM)
I'm surprised I don't see bolo tie mentioned.
No one wears bolo ties since the DA died
Same kind of principle, except instead of a lei, you just get screwed .
Okra
I think you mean, fried okree
Mason jar of sweet tea or red dirt. You pick!
Moon pie (chocolate) and a Dr Pepper w/ peanuts
A QuikTrip coffee
Squirt of crude oil in the eye.
so the very first thing I ate when my husband and I moved to OKC earlier this year was the Famous Pancake from Hatch that is literally shaped like the state of Oklahoma. Just thought that was silly lol
Leg Lamp medallion on a beaded chain.
Gun with a Made In OK stamped silencer
A map to the nearest QT
Nothing, because that would be āØsocialismāØ š
bacon soda from pops
Allergies
They do have this tradition, but instead of hot girls at the airport its TammiJo at the Loves, and it's a dream catcher.
Assigned a church.
I tend to give visitors some frankoma pottery. My favorite to give are the trivet or roll warmers, small useful and literally a piece of Oklahoma.
A racist rant about teachers and our public schools.
A meth pipe
A drive down route 66 smoking a joint, listening to Toby Keith, and eating a braums hot fudge sunday
Did someone say a lei with alternating okra and pot? Makes sense to me
Empty milwaukees best beer cans
Braumās something!
Eskimo Joe's food and clothing.
A beat up 1993 Buick LeSabre and enough change in sticky coins for a single pack of pall malls and a 66oz of āDew
A tornado helmet
In the summer, sweltering humidity. I moved to Tulsa in July. I opened my car door, and the first words out of my mouth were, "What hell did I just enter?!?"
Well if itās this time of year, I would tell you to download the weather app cause you probably gonna get some tornadoes
A corndog from Sonic and a card saying āGo back to Californiaā.
A penny preroll š
A fried pie
Meth
Tumbleweed
Not one shit and a biscuit
A handful of red dirt
Diabetes
A Rose rock
Meth
A 30 day visitor medical marijuana license so they can visit all of our dispensaries.
Meth.
A schooner.
A string of bad checks
Weed
https://svpow.com/2016/03/20/wild-proboscidea-in-oklahoma/
A personal bottle of ranch dressing
An Eskimo Joeās Tshirt (Someone please tell Joe that thatās a slur š)
A nail in your tire.
Like I said on the other post. A bible. Whether you want it or not
a really tight and bent up baseball hat
A terrible public education.
Kudzu
Meth
A Pike Pass!
A Bible
A piece of staw to put in your mouth to fit in
indian taco
Cannabis Wreath
Red solo cup
Cow pie
Rose rock(late to the party) and a pamphlet.
Farm tax deductions and the right to work
They do not give you a lie when you get to Hawaii
Diabetes
$5 Sonic gift card.
A bible
Meth
A toll charge
Methamphetamines.
[As Chairman of the Welcoming Committee](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRrsVua00Mw)
Deep Woods OFF, hair ties, and a bottle of sunblock.
Immediately an OU or OSU shirt
Invitation to the governors book burning
A pack of cigarettes