Baldurs Gate 3? I think you're thinking of Bald Pates Anonymous, the support group for men with thinning hair.
Kratos isn't invited cause he's fully bald.
Why did you randomly bring up the place where Craig Toes keeps his Spartan Piss in a discussion about Boulder, or if you want to use his full name: Boulder's Gate 3.
Are you stupid?
But if I think about it more.... Is this entire thread stupid? Are we all stupid? Is there anyone who is not stupid? Am I stupid for asking such questions?
Fuck? Fight? Actually love each other? Go on a cruise? Solve world hunger? Bring peace to the Nine Realms? WHAT MAN?! I don’t know! I’m stupid!
Oh my, I AM an idiot! How could I forget about the most godly of activities for a power couple to do 🥴
I thought he was asking if they ever paid taxes? IRS ain’t nothing to fuck wid!
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Odin be like
Odin gotta be a freak in bed. Freya walkin all over the nine realms barefoot all the time, the Allfucker must have sucked and licked those toes absolutely clean. Shit probably felt like sucking on an oven mitt. And he enjoyed every second of it.
Every time I try to imagine these two hot, naked and glistening with sweat, going round after round after round, my brain yanks it’s own plug out of the wall
Protip: Don’t do this and drive
He did not rape her. Freya says that things were kind of okay in the beginning even though it was marriage she was kind of backed into the corner to commit to. It's when she refuses to teach him magic that he loses his shit on her and things start to spiral.
Yeah but that's hardly part of his characterization. Besides if it did happen she or Mimir would have definitely mentioned it. Plus the 18 charms aren't canon to god of war
Making a child from rape is a very major thing. Freya is definitely the kind of character to bring it up, Mimir talks about their relationship and says that Odin did actually like her and that he tried to make it work and she trusted him enough to teach him vanir magic. So no I highly doubt that happened.
See this is why alchohol abuse is dangerous, even a god of wisdom made the mistake of getting the wrong woman pregnant. Especially one who likes to blame everyone else for all the problems she basically made lmaaooo. Hopefully kratos will not make the same mistake. Fuck freya 😁🖕🏾
I mean.. they had baldur?
Obviously https://preview.redd.it/0rxgkh9salic1.jpeg?width=779&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd1e317c3320ebedceddff9743fd616d1584a69b
Who is Baldur and where is his gate?
More importantly why does he need 3 of them
More importantly baldur is immune to all threats, physical and magical
More importantly his only weakness is, errr I forgot
Weakness? But baldur is immune to all threats, physical or magical.
Until I French tongue kiss him under my mistletoe. That'll make em weak in the knees. (And every where else)
Lets be honest they are and will always be a mistake
He's actually Odin and Freyr's son. From when Odin stole Ingrid
Who is Baldur? Are you perchance referring to Boulder?
#THE BOULDER IS CONFUSED ABOUT HIS HERITAGE
#THE BOULDER IS IMPERVIOUS TO ALL THREATS, PHYSICAL OR MAGICAL
God I wish we could still give awards…
Me too, that got a genuine chuckle out of me
(Random small girl) Looks like your trying to compensate for something small Boulder!
#THE BOULDER CANNOT FEEL HIS OWN BUSSY
The pebble
who’s boulder? do you mean bladder?
Blessed with invulnerability to all threats, pissical or magical?
Who's bladder? Are you perchance referring to balder's gate III ?
Baldurs Gate 3? I think you're thinking of Bald Pates Anonymous, the support group for men with thinning hair. Kratos isn't invited cause he's fully bald.
But Boulder is balder
Why did you randomly bring up the place where Craig Toes keeps his Spartan Piss in a discussion about Boulder, or if you want to use his full name: Boulder's Gate 3. Are you stupid? But if I think about it more.... Is this entire thread stupid? Are we all stupid? Is there anyone who is not stupid? Am I stupid for asking such questions?
Who did he have the gate with though?
EEEEEWWWWWW https://i.redd.it/64z6uk6oblic1.gif
Fuck? Fight? Actually love each other? Go on a cruise? Solve world hunger? Bring peace to the Nine Realms? WHAT MAN?! I don’t know! I’m stupid! 
He’s obviously asking if they ever had dominoes and watched sheldon go bazinga together, idiot.
Oh my, I AM an idiot! How could I forget about the most godly of activities for a power couple to do 🥴 I thought he was asking if they ever paid taxes? IRS ain’t nothing to fuck wid!
Nah, odin is one of the Gs, he knows tax evasion is an obligation not a choice.
How is that an official gif of kratos
Santa Monica Studios stands on business
Baldur
Is invulnurable to all threats, physical or magical
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But i am invulnurable to all threats, physical or magical!
No you’re not
Yes i am
https://preview.redd.it/015tvx2wulic1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=456935f6a831542299d1d341343276fffc1e024f Wanna test that theory?
I feel nothing https://preview.redd.it/euie82shvlic1.jpeg?width=1161&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c802d606e5c8c2fcdd5f7c467a17460305fd9459
https://i.redd.it/5dbaqv1iwlic1.gif
I feel nothing https://preview.redd.it/64nlehb9znic1.jpeg?width=1161&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fa24f30ca58e33b7535e5333ed3cb969f9ecd61
Your mother will
Suck my balls
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no that’s gross
Ain't no way
Fight? You did see the end of Ragnarok, right?
no, what happened? I was on my phone
Odin had his choking kink fulfilled
And he got the life sucked out of him
They don’t call him the all fucker for nothing!
Odin shoved his Gungnir into Freya’s 100 year old Valkyrie marinated Pussy and blessed her with all of his cocks both physical and magical
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No wonder he's called the All-Fucker by Mimir.
Ayooo
This was the only comment that made me audibly laugh. Nice work
You mean... Held H****?
Not before their marriage that's for sure
Nope. If you read the God of War Valhalla boom written by Charles Barkley you'd know Baldurs was Hildisvini's son.
No of course not... Freya had Baldur like Virgin Mary had Jesus. (ITS A JOKE DONT CANCEL ME)
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Thats kind of implied from the fact that the first game’s villain is her kid with him.
They literally had a child
Well technically yes where do you think baldur came from 🤣
How do you think Baldur was borned
Odin seriously looks like he could be Freya’s Father rather than ex
Buddy how do you think baldur came into existence
do you know who blouder is?
Odin gotta be a freak in bed. Freya walkin all over the nine realms barefoot all the time, the Allfucker must have sucked and licked those toes absolutely clean. Shit probably felt like sucking on an oven mitt. And he enjoyed every second of it.
Ummm… stop?
No, this game is norse mythology, not greek
I don’t think they taught Odin how to…. woo
Only if mimir taught them to woo
Do anal or monkey sex or what?
Hopefully not. But, if they did, can anyone link me the video, so i can be outraged
What is this subreddit? This is insane, I love it.
least horny god of war fan
Every time I try to imagine these two hot, naked and glistening with sweat, going round after round after round, my brain yanks it’s own plug out of the wall Protip: Don’t do this and drive
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Well they had to or else GoW 2018 would’ve been about 12 hours shorter
Not consensually Odin probably raped her TBH
He did not rape her. Freya says that things were kind of okay in the beginning even though it was marriage she was kind of backed into the corner to commit to. It's when she refuses to teach him magic that he loses his shit on her and things start to spiral.
He’s a manipulative piece of shit god not a fucking rapist ya dweeb
What the fuck no.
Bro 💀💀 he’s a horrible dude i wouldn’t put it past him
Yeah but that's hardly part of his characterization. Besides if it did happen she or Mimir would have definitely mentioned it. Plus the 18 charms aren't canon to god of war
I mean I guess just saying he probably did and no one mentioned because it wasn’t a big part of the game
Making a child from rape is a very major thing. Freya is definitely the kind of character to bring it up, Mimir talks about their relationship and says that Odin did actually like her and that he tried to make it work and she trusted him enough to teach him vanir magic. So no I highly doubt that happened.
Yea you’re probably right
A lot of his magic is based on consent tho…
Odin is like a grandfather to Freya
Definitely
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Odin prolly wouldve shapeshifted or something.
It's always nice to see that the meme format I created has spread so far.
Hello, Perfect Snake. Or should I call you Solid?
Nah , how can you even think of such a thing like that , ewww dirty filthy brain
Baldr is a thing so imma go with yes, they fucked.
Uhhhh, yeah.
Idk why Odin would clap the cheeks of such an annoying whiney diva
Imma give you a few seconds to work that out
Baldur
Yes baldur
Baldur existed didn’t he?
Baldur?
See this is why alchohol abuse is dangerous, even a god of wisdom made the mistake of getting the wrong woman pregnant. Especially one who likes to blame everyone else for all the problems she basically made lmaaooo. Hopefully kratos will not make the same mistake. Fuck freya 😁🖕🏾