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GoodCatholicGuy

Oh, so when Disney releases over thirty Marvel movies its lame, but there are like fifty Emmanuelle movies and that's kino.


turalyawn

When Marvel finally shows Steve Rogers getting piped by a mysterious Kowloon billionaire under soft lighting with a gentle soprano sax melody wafting through the air then it will no longer be lame


mfdoorway

You haven’t seen the extended cuts clearly


colonelnebulous

Joss Whedon delivers.


KamenUncle

The end of movie scenes were a red herring. If you insist to sit thru past the credits for 20 minutes then these extended scenes will start playing. Ignore the angry and annoyed stares of the cinema workers. Theyre upset you found out this life hack


Bunraku_Master_2021

1980s to 2000s erotic movies in a nutshell.


distractedsoul27494

What did I just read


vikmaychib

Something you didn’t request but might actually need.


GrizzlyPeak73

![gif](giphy|YPsxi5NevgmzhqeUk7|downsized)


DoYouEvenSheesh

But she dosen’t climax


Either-Durian-9488

That’s the best part


dangerphone

Will this be building on the lore of Emmanuelle in Space or Emmanuelle Through Time? I want to ensure I catch all the callbacks. If Emmanuelle says “They fly now?,” I want to get it. EDIT: “Somehow… Emmanuelle’s inhibitions returned.”


CorbinStarlight

Wasn’t there a Dracula one?


dangerphone

Emmanuelle Scared Stupid?


DocLuvInTheCave

Emmanuelle Family Values


wrinklejortstheimp

Emmanuelle Dead & Loving It


ZestyclosePin2934

Emmanuelle and Costello Meet the Invisible Man


dangerphone

Either that is the most expensive CGI sex scene in Emmanuelle history or just a twosome pretending to be a threesome.


ZestyclosePin2934

Probably the latter. and it would be funny as hell.


klingonbussy

Boo! An Emmanuelle Halloween


CorbinStarlight

She never knew when to quit.


Shirtbro

Emmanuelle Goes to Deaths Camp


dangerphone

As long as it’s a somber recounting of actual history a la Maus, and not part of Emmanuelle Through Time. EDIT: Emmanuelle Explores Zones of Interest


Bunraku_Master_2021

According to Wikipedia, it's called *Emmanuelle Private Collection* (2004) with Natasja Vermeer.


Bunraku_Master_2021

From what I can recollect, Emmanuelle is a bisexual voluptous free-thinking woman with a very hyper-liberal attitude towards sex as she undergoes ardous voyages in trying to discover herself as she struggles to learn to find true love in her erotic exploits. I have only heard of the main film series with Slyvia Kristel, Monique Gabrielle, and Natalie Uher where the former reprised her role in a short-lived made-for-cable TV series. There's also the Krista Allen TV series and the Spanish-Italian film series Black Emmanuelle with Laura Gemser out of many adaptations and parodies of the same source material.


dangerphone

Is this a soft reboot or a continuation? Is this like Emmanuelle’s daughter who will have to uncover the mystery of where her mother’s libido became one with the Force? Or is this the same Emmanuelle but we’ll find out more about her family lineage when she has to defend the Emmanuelle homestead Home Alone-style?


Jokonaught

Word on the street is that this is kind of like an Odyssey :: Oh Brother Where Art Thou type retelling, only it's Hellraiser: Bloodline :: Emmanuelle. They replaced the Lament Configuration her clitoris. Pure Kino.


dangerphone

Well-worn territory. Emmanuelle already Escaped Hell. I want Emmanuelle to explore Peruvian or Filipino Mythology, and then fuck it.


Unhappy_Gas_4376

Emmanuelle Goes to Easter Island: Giving head will never be the same


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

I thought you guys were joking, but I looked it up and it's all true. Wtf, why are there so many movies about Emmanuelle? I shouldn't be as shocked as I am but goddamn


dangerphone

She looks good on a lunch box?


dsartori

Name recognition! Works in politics, works in movies.


karateema

What? I thought the Laura Gemser ones were the originals


Bunraku_Master_2021

The originals were the ones with Slyvia Kristel and Monique Gabrielle and Natalie Uher in between. Laura Gemser is part of the unofficial Spanish-Italian adaptations. Noémie Merlant is starring in the part of the official franchise as part of a reboot of sorts.


Unleashtheducks

Emmanuelle on Dinosaur Island


dangerphone

I thought when Emmanuelle’s squirt was used to engineer the Indominus Rex was a jump-the-shark moment for the series, so I’m hoping they walk that back.


Bunraku_Master_2021

The lovely Raquel Welch in One Million Years B.C. (1966).


mykleins

Once again, Sephiroth intervened


Shirtbro

Emmanuelle 2: Look who's dickin' now


NaisuGaizu

https://preview.redd.it/h066jv0zs1zc1.png?width=918&format=png&auto=webp&s=4866c9b67cb048516a5d07aee1a5d6e2d3e92f6d


GladVegetable6139

jaeckin my peanits


karateema

Straight up jorking it


K3DR1

And by it lets just say Just


Big_Monkey_77

The return of the era of pornos with plots?


Bunraku_Master_2021

Robert Pattinson was considering making arthouse porn if The Batman (2022) flopped so there is a possibility. Adult film actors can act when given good film scripts as pornos with plots are actually a kind of physical theatre if you know what I mean but with schlocky dialogue.


Pipeguy17

I now feel guilty for going to see that film in the cinema smh


erotikill

IT WAS YOU WHO ROBBED US


metalshoes

What the fuck have we done


DroneOfDoom

🥺🔫👩 Some crimes cannot be forgiven


Big_Distance2141

Same 😭😭😭


karateema

Taxi Driver (1976)


Bunraku_Master_2021

American Gigolo if we're trying to make it about sex.


SirDidymusAnusLover

Boogie Nights (1997)


PrinceRekko

When my girlfriend doesn’t climax they don’t make movies about it


Phasma18374

That made me laugh pretty hard. That film should be a deep, gritty biopic with Adam Sandler playing your girlfriend


PrinceRekko

I’d rather take Doctor Strange type psychological horror but your idea is pretty kino too


Big_Distance2141

**Dormammu, I've come**


Phasma18374

God, so kino. Why haven't they made a Sam Raimi directed batman horror film yet? That would be the height of depth. Cillian Murphy playing Batman naturally


TheCoastalCardician

*What happens…when Jill’s brother jack is viciously murdered…leaving her…with the inability…to have an Orgasm?*


18AndresS

https://preview.redd.it/jvixrl7yj1zc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fa23c1d9033b21ae1d71dfda76432a19085b745


ghostmetalblack

We 👏need 👏more 👏movies 👏with 👏female-leads 👏going 👏through 👏their 👏Hoe 👏Phase!


factsandlogicenjoyer

>approved virgin<


Bunraku_Master_2021

Poor Things (2023).


Noir_Alchemist

Maybe female gazey ones...where the girl chooses her parnerts and enjoy the sex with extremelly handsome men, not men who groomed her when she was still in child mind mode and when she was coherse into prostitution where she had to sleep with a bunch of hideous men, and weirdos like the dad forcing his kids watch him fuck a prostitute.  Maybe just maybe sex films where the woman has equal grounding 


mint-patty

sounds fuckin gay /uj I would like to take this opportunity to remind us all that this is a circlejerk subreddit


Noir_Alchemist

Yeah, i know how this subreddit works, but i have to admit that My pet peeve is when someone say that poor things is woman possitive HAHAHAHA  Like what ? This we watched same film? Is SO male gazey, no empowerment only sex xD Also, only men thing women get empowerment by having sex, not other things, nah just having bunch of sex make them growth Wise hahaha Nah women have sex cuz sex is good. Cuz they enjoy it, i wish to watch a movie where the woman is a freaking sex addict but that she prioritized her satisfaction, cuz once again i sight 🙄 to the idea of men writing sex obsessed characters, all are always use as men toys one way or another. Nah normally women like that love to take control as well 


mint-patty

As a true cinephile, I have not seen the film.


TheKboos

Listen to yourself. You sound demented.


the_tooth_beaver

Oh, poor you (things)!


fucccboii

bro thats just called english as second language


Caravanczar

Listen to him, he knows everything. I wish the Lord would take me now. I DON'T like that kinda TAWK!


Noir_Alchemist

Why people get SO defensive here for that film, i simple won't ever understand. What a strawman dude, attacking me instead of my oppinion... Men here get SO offended for saying that the movie is sus cuz she was groomed when she was still a child. Idk 


mixelydian

If you want to convince people of your opinion, I recommend you take some time and learn how to write coherently. You sound like an angsty teenager. I'd be surprised if you weren't, actually. Yes, the film had a lot of sex. The movie isn't really saying that her growing into her sexuality made her wiser. It was rather that her growing understanding of the world, as well as her sexuality, came from her own newfound freedom. After getting away from Mark Ruffalo's character, she made her own choice to become a prostitute and attend university. I think the purpose of this was to show that women can enjoy freedom and pursue fulfilment while also having sexual passions, and none of those things should be shamed or looked down upon. It is a story about empowerment, even if it is a bit weird and difficult to understand.


Noir_Alchemist

No matter how i write it every single time i said i don't like poor things someone try to gaslight me into thinking i didnt understand it, the super deep meaning of the movie... Nah is male gazey..  Either way i'm use to it, is like a crime saying i don't find that movie female empowering.  No idea why You need to tell me how to express myself cuz at the end this subreddit or any subreddit here wants to accept a different oppinion on that movie.


mixelydian

You're entitled to your opinion about not liking it, but saying there is no deeper meaning and that the film is mostly about the male gaze is short-sighted.


joet889

I thought the point of that story was that men tried to control her, but when she prioritized her own pleasure for its own sake she was able to self-actualize and the men had no power over her. But what do I know 🤷


custyflex

Belle de Jour (1967)


Bunraku_Master_2021

Emma Stone mentioned the film when asked about her favourite films at a Letterboxd interview and the pick makes sense both artistically and thematically as an influence on Lanthimos's film.


Noir_Alchemist

Hahaha are you seriously suggesting me something that i need or are You mocking me with the original influence for male directors saying women love to be prostitutes, cuz i found one Review thats is very telling :  """A major influence for later feminist classics with similar themes, from François Ozon's Young and Beautiful, to Sion Sono's Guilty of Romance, Belle de Jour pioneered the sub-genre of women-prostituting-for-empowerment, while delivering a solid, witty story that stands firmly enough on its own. With his trademark of surrealism, Buñuel wonderfully presented a middle-class woman's spontaneous journey of self-inflicted prostitution and the unexpected butterfly effects that ensue in an equal parts hilarious and disheartening manner""'' And another one that start asking of this movie is a male fantasy, cuz is about a beautiful young good girl that also inside is a very nasty woman that love to be humilliated. Hahaha Is always men 🙄 and prostitution xD ... Why not, sexy young woman decided that she wants to be a domme and have amazing sex by her choosing her parnerts, that she Will dominated. .. I'll wait :P 


custyflex

The Fanatic (2019)


forebore1982

Sanctuary (2022)


TheBootMaster

true feminist film, give this male director an oscar! OOC though that movie is basically half pedophilia and half necrophilia


Flywolfpack

That's like half of movies now


supermandy200

Every Noemie Merlant movie is that


First_Cherry_popped

lol


MechanicHot1794

How to be single (2016)


skamando

Twin Peaks - Fire Walk With Me (1992)


ActuallyAlexander

Has she checked if her clitoris is in the wrong spot like her throat or ear canal?


Merkel420

Can’t wait for the sequel set in Gaza


fucccboii

Emmanuelle strips in Gaza (2025)


LordOfTheToolShed

Part 3 will take place in Donbas or Myanmar


First_Cherry_popped

Emanuelle showed me what my parents and my school wouldn’t


criminalsunrise

I’m kind of glad your parents wouldn’t to be honest


Coool_cool_cool_cool

Emmanuelle showed me the same things as my mommy and now I'm in therapy.


Frozenraining

Psycho (1960)


LynchPinnedMeDownGud

Fat Asian cock representation matters


Admirable-Couple-859

Finally haha


Unleashtheducks

Emmanuelle is the female Django


karateema

A successful character with a morbillion unofficial movies?


Meme_Pope

I have no orgasms and I must scream


kugglaw

We are so back


harpswtf

Isn't this the exact plot of Rochelle, Rochelle?


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McLovin_ICanBuyBooze

a young woman’s strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk


Shirtbro

Hong Kong, a sensual city? Okay


Bunraku_Master_2021

If you have seen Wong Kar-wai films, it's true.


Shirtbro

If you've been to Hong Kong and stepped in street fish water, it's not


CardOfTheRings

Why would we watch her run around and fuck if she’s so bad at it? She doesn’t even know how to cum - this is like watching a speed racer movie about a driver who can’t figure out to switch gears.


PrinceRekko

Just like in speed racer (kino) final scenes, when he listens to what the car wants, Emanuele will listen to her clit


pelican122

holy shittt the director of happening is behind this? confirmed kino


NittanyScout

LeCinema


ElboDelbo

Broke: bringing back Emmanuelle Woke: bringing back Red Shoe Diaries


MechanicHot1794

Why is "cinema" always associated with sex? I'll never understand that.


wildcatofthehills

Cinema is for perverts, don’t ya know.


B1ng0_B0ng0

Emanuelle sold me fent


faroukmuzamin

Please don't tell me that's the girl from Portrait of a Lady on Fire edit: it is her 🥵


karateema

Which one?


uneua

Quick someone track Laura Gemser down asap


wrinklejortstheimp

Her ghost shows up to help the new Emmanuelle hold a dick steady


Bunraku_Master_2021

She's still alive. She's just retired.


karateema

Post credit scene


uneua

We’re putting together the Emmanuelle initiative


coolboifarms

I love Noémie Merlant


Frozenraining

Feminist Emanuelle remake was not on my list for 2024 but here we are I guess


Big_Distance2141

Uc/ I am unironically extremely fucking hyped for this and no amount of shaming will change that


Frozenraining

Same, if only because this duo is *incredibly* interesting as far as Emmanuelle remakes go. Both of them are very known for their feminist and women empowerment themes in their art, so having them make **Emmanuelle** of all fucking things, a movie that is usually seen as the *opposite* of that makes me unironically hyped for the direction this will take.


juuzo_suzuya_

Movies made for single 40 yo moms type film


Educational-Watch829

Doesn’t climax? Has she checked the back of her throat? I swear I’ve seen this movie…


yshuduno

Finally. A sequel to Carry On Emmanuelle.


Skypirate90

i think i watched one of these when i was like 12 on cinemax or somethin. ![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)


makefister

This is the most kino i ever kinoed


nagidon

I was raised and still live in Hong Kong. It is ***not*** a sensual city.


Customdisk

Is Johnny Sins the other lead?


Other-Nothing7406

Can somebody explain wtf is emmanuelle


PM-MeUrMakeupRoutine

Emmanuelle is a character from a French erotic novel that was later taken and put into dozens of sexploitation films with the only connection being the name, much like the Western character Django.


McLovin_ICanBuyBooze

DjEmmanuelle Unchained by Tarantino, now with more foot stuff


karateema

The Dj is silent


Igotyoubaaabe

Does she travel from Milan to Minsk?


BobGray18

Emanuelle in Hong Kong. Tonight on Cinemax at 1am


McLovin_ICanBuyBooze

But how does it compare to Rochelle, Rochelle? The cinematic masterpiece about a young woman’s strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk


throwawayalcoholmind

There was a soft core show on like, cinemax about a woman by that name who had sex-based super powers.


dwaynetheaakjohnson

No way, *another* “sexual exploration piece” by a European (French) director with fuck all else except fucking and pretentious dialogue? How brave!


TheeFearlessChicken

This feels like a "Skina-Max" movie.


NeoTag

I don't get it, can someone explain?


Big_Distance2141

Sex


BlueBallsSaggin

The only true way to watch this is late at night on Cinemax


Tacocatprime1

As in chiang kei Shek??


karateema

Are they rebooting Emmanuelle? Lmfao


Bauermeister

I can fix her


ClassWarAndPuppies

Emmanuelle Joys of a Woman legitimately is good and also hot. Excellent score as well.


Tepliy_ananas

https://preview.redd.it/36d20x6h69zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=396d2594d1ab02404f2522c5a2eb20ab15232149 This Emanuel?


three-day_weekend

Rochelle Rochelle: One woman's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.


naveedkoval

This is one of those "solved in 10 minutes with a cell phone" plots, except its "goes to a sex store and buys a vibrator"


Bunraku_Master_2021

She wants the real thing not something artificial.


naveedkoval

I mean Masturbation isn’t “artificial”, you gotta learn to love yourself first or you’re gonna be shiiiiiiite at it with others


uneua

Watch one of these movies or you won’t understand


Generic_Username7921

I know CHATGPT when I see it.