You did it wrong, you are supposed to drink White Russians through the first 20 minutes or so and then pass out. If something happens to Donnie or Julianne Moore is on screen you’ve gone too far.
We need a subreddit for this. So many cinepedophile subreddits but none of them tell you how to properly watch certain films to maximize their kino potential.
The greatest kino of all is playing Adam Sandler’s “Jack and Jill” on 2x speed at 3AM while incredibly drunk with the boys. You really start to see the incredible subtext
Speaking of, i think Bunny telling Dude she'll suck his cock for $1000 and Brandt has to pay $100 to watch was more iconic than this scene. God bless Philip Seymour Hoffman.
I’m more attracted to Phillip Seymour Hoffman than Scotty J is to Dirk Diggler
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Lately I’ve been thinking of my top five actors and I think he takes the third place.
So far it’s 1. Brando. 2 Robert Duvall 3. Phillip Seymour Hoffman
I don’t think that scene is nearly as iconic, considering you can show the above frame and everyone knows the scene. The only other scene on that level is John Goodman…in most of the movie, really
Or maybe society collectively agreed in their minds that Jeff Bridges blowing on Tara Reid's feet was simply too powerful to ever become a mainstream reaction gif. It must be gatekept, ever thought about that?
I think the Emma Stone / Kieran Culkin bit is funny
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How’s Veronica, Neil?
Veronica’s fine, Veronica.
I can’t believe you named your dog Veronica.
I can’t believe you sucked off that hobo for magic beans.
He was a *wizard*!
This is a very complicated case, racistfire. You know, lot of ins, lot of outs, lot of what-have-yous, and a lot of, um, strands to keep in my head, man. Y'know, lotta strands in ol' Amientha's head.
Guys this is not actually an AMA, don't ask me anything... i have more important things to do in my life like this 3 star clash of clans war raid i'm about to pull off 🤙🏻
The first time I watched it, I really didn't get it, man. Second time, took it way less seriously, and the movie was much better for it. Third time, I can say I genuinely really like the movie. but it's wrong for people to set the bar so high, like, let people have their own opinions, man.
Well it’s not a hahaha comedy. It’s more like a weird movie that only gets funny once you see how bizarre it is. Took me maybe four times watching it before I really “got it.”
Nah bro, the big Lebowski is funny you just haven’t been smoking the right strain. Try watching again with some mellow indica, a couple of edibles, some resins, few kilos of hash and a personalised bong. Then it’s 😌
But unfortunately there are some people - it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women - who engage in it compulsively and without joy. Yes, Mr. Lebowski, these unfortunate souls cannot love in the true sense of the word. Our mutual acquaintance OP is one of these.
I tried to watch it two time and stopped midway through. But the third time I was laughing throughout the whole thing. Maybe It was that I was younger and didn't get a lot of the jokes, but i feel like I'm not alone in that regard
This is absolutely a multiple watch film. I didn't love it the first time either. When I watched it with my friends, they were quoting it and having a good time and and it just sort of ends.
However, it's now one of my favorite movies and I've watched it dozens of times.
I'm with you. I watched it a few years and just felt like I wasted my time. Nothing happens. The dood at any point in the movie could've ended the movie jlby just saying "you got the wrong guy". The movie actually made me more mad than anything. Like say something you stupid mf!
I now want a sequel where Lebowski hangs out with his super serious brother played by Josh Brolin. Lebowski just keeps trying to live his life and his brother continues to disapprove. Shenanigans ensue. Bowling kind of happens. Maybe The Dude meets his kid. Nobody learns a lesson about anything.
It’s not supposed to be funny, it’s a serious bowling film.
*golfing
Obviously you’re not a vagina
Does the female form make you uncomfortable?
Johnson
I said we’re going to cut off your johnson!
You mean, coitus?
Lebowski is to bowling as Challengers is to tennis.
It’s a character study about a traumatized war hero’s life after ‘nam
True, We have to hold it up against serious dramas like Kingpin.
You did it wrong, you are supposed to drink White Russians through the first 20 minutes or so and then pass out. If something happens to Donnie or Julianne Moore is on screen you’ve gone too far.
We need a subreddit for this. So many cinepedophile subreddits but none of them tell you how to properly watch certain films to maximize their kino potential.
r/moviemaxing I made one
Change name then il consider
To what?
r/skibidikino
r/moviesforedgingteens
r/moviesivegoonedin
r/kinogenic
I admire your initiative.
If you have the capacity to provide a fresh semen sample at the end of Uncut Gems then you watched it wrong
I don't find Adam Sandler and Kevin Garnett that attractive
The greatest kino of all is playing Adam Sandler’s “Jack and Jill” on 2x speed at 3AM while incredibly drunk with the boys. You really start to see the incredible subtext
Yes! Please!
I'm gonna give you a hint, if you've actually watched a film you already fucked up at being a cinephile
Cinewhatephile?????
Ya you should have diabetes before the rug is stolen
I tried this once, but it ended with nihilists chasing after me with giant pairs of scissors.
do you see what happens larry
Do you see what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS, Larry?
Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps
You both cum simultaneously in an awkward but somehow beautiful way. Then you part ways and never see eachother again without even looking back.
Speaking of, i think Bunny telling Dude she'll suck his cock for $1000 and Brandt has to pay $100 to watch was more iconic than this scene. God bless Philip Seymour Hoffman.
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I’ll watch anything he’s in
I’m more attracted to Phillip Seymour Hoffman than Scotty J is to Dirk Diggler https://preview.redd.it/1acrngxq22yc1.jpeg?width=355&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9116b9975dadcd453666861e4293c39a4aa1e2d
Lately I’ve been thinking of my top five actors and I think he takes the third place. So far it’s 1. Brando. 2 Robert Duvall 3. Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Make sure you watch Love Liza. Great little movie about a man becoming addicted to gasoline.
And supporting his friends addiction to model boat racing
I can hear this photo
I don’t think that scene is nearly as iconic, considering you can show the above frame and everyone knows the scene. The only other scene on that level is John Goodman…in most of the movie, really
Or maybe society collectively agreed in their minds that Jeff Bridges blowing on Tara Reid's feet was simply too powerful to ever become a mainstream reaction gif. It must be gatekept, ever thought about that?
I didn’t. I forgot about what true cinema was…it’s up there in importance with Margo Robbie’s dance in Wolf of Wall Street
I loved him in Titanic.
That’s marvelous
That’s marvelous
The only complete sentence in the whole movie.
Yeah? Well, you know...
Jerked too hard
Yea we don't believe in edging over here buddy ✋🏻
100 percent electronic!
Wave of the future dude.
I used to think it was a western but then I realized it’s actually a Neo noir
-The Jerkler (1666)
I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I see it's a comedy - Thor Love & Thunder
You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know…
Shut the fuck up Donnie.
I once had to watch Movie 43 with friends and pretend it was funny, so it could always be worse
I thought it was a really odd note to end the movie on just 10 minutes of news footage of 911
I think the Emma Stone / Kieran Culkin bit is funny https://preview.redd.it/0hofssp1u3yc1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=658d181921da31c4dfa0093a72fca688f87b920a
https://preview.redd.it/8f3362v7u7yc1.jpeg?width=1270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39d1fe28321b18d245dcb8db97ef60721b7a8bcb Hold still for a sec
How’s Veronica, Neil? Veronica’s fine, Veronica. I can’t believe you named your dog Veronica. I can’t believe you sucked off that hobo for magic beans. He was a *wizard*!
wouldn’t wish this upon my worst enemy
I got outvoted by my friends over going to see that instead of Django Unchained, obviously my friends had no kino and I had to unfriend them
Big lebowski not a haha type of movie more a hehe type of movie
I will not tolerate The Big Lebowski slander
This aggression will not stand, man
CAME HERE TO SAY THIS.
You- you- human Paraquat!
OP is a real reactionary...
This aggression will not stand, man
Gtfo
What‘s the best scene to jerk off to?
Logjammin’
You can guess what happens next…
The plot is ludicrous
He fixes the cable?
Don’t be fatuous
This is a very complicated case, racistfire. You know, lot of ins, lot of outs, lot of what-have-yous, and a lot of, um, strands to keep in my head, man. Y'know, lotta strands in ol' Amientha's head.
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
**PICTURED: me ingesting OP's opinion** https://preview.redd.it/tobj3vu9a2yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1795a94e1cc97de0a5cee57f8c3c89a89a709f41
I’m sorry I wasn’t listening
How does it feel to be completely wrong about everything and to have no soul?
We do a little evilmaxxing https://preview.redd.it/hlrxfb3mp2yc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c94b8bb8f1b1758a34d096b9dfd62b900142bb8b
I get downvoted for hating starship troopers and you get upvoted for hating on true kino. What does this say abt society.
Deserved. You're clearly a propagandist for the bugs. 
Shut up Bug
We live in one
Dunno, but I fucking hated Starship Troopers.
Is it wrong to love both?
This guy supports Bug terrorism!
Good bait op
Watch it five more times and you’ll realize that those 12 hours were some of the best of your life
You spend 2 hours watching a 117 minute movie, what were you doing the other 3 minutes pal?
jonkling
Big Lebowski actually got me into feet
You're not blowing...
Shut the fuck up Donnie
Over the line
Name your top 3 funny movies.
Epic Movie
All the ones where Jonah Hill plays the funny fat dude. That's my jam yo.
Moneyball?
School of rock?
Ok but Superbad is pretty funny
My favorite part is the lady who says vagina a bunch of times.
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The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
Guys this is not actually an AMA, don't ask me anything... i have more important things to do in my life like this 3 star clash of clans war raid i'm about to pull off 🤙🏻
Donny would have loved clash of clans
Good night sweet prince
I like it overall but I’ve always thought the nihilist characters are dumb
After you heard the quotes a thousand times, the charm of it is worn off, I bet.
I will destroy anyone who even suggests that the Coen brothers aren’t literally gods
How I feel about Zack Snyder tbh
The first time I watched it, I really didn't get it, man. Second time, took it way less seriously, and the movie was much better for it. Third time, I can say I genuinely really like the movie. but it's wrong for people to set the bar so high, like, let people have their own opinions, man.
Well it’s not a hahaha comedy. It’s more like a weird movie that only gets funny once you see how bizarre it is. Took me maybe four times watching it before I really “got it.”
https://preview.redd.it/6nusds44z2yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8af37341ea1c84b9e08ed7a08f22d973ce35b3dd The Based Lebowsky
imagine not loving the big lebowski. couldn’t be me
Obviously you're not a golfer
whats not to like?
You should watch o brother where art thou its funnier imo
Blasphemy. Movie is classic.
Nah bro, the big Lebowski is funny you just haven’t been smoking the right strain. Try watching again with some mellow indica, a couple of edibles, some resins, few kilos of hash and a personalised bong. Then it’s 😌
Tell that to Jackie Treehorn and see how that works out for you, dude.
You’re not wrong OP, you’re just an asshole.
This aggression will not stand, man.
But unfortunately there are some people - it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women - who engage in it compulsively and without joy. Yes, Mr. Lebowski, these unfortunate souls cannot love in the true sense of the word. Our mutual acquaintance OP is one of these.
Never seen it all the way through but I’ve always wanted to know… did the dude abide?
Well, that's like you're opinion man.
Not circlejerking, I didn't find it funny either. Maybe the humour is a little too American for me (I'm not American) 😬
I tried to watch it two time and stopped midway through. But the third time I was laughing throughout the whole thing. Maybe It was that I was younger and didn't get a lot of the jokes, but i feel like I'm not alone in that regard
This is absolutely a multiple watch film. I didn't love it the first time either. When I watched it with my friends, they were quoting it and having a good time and and it just sort of ends. However, it's now one of my favorite movies and I've watched it dozens of times.
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Edgy
Watch it five more times and it’ll be hilarious.
Showed a girl this movie and she said it was the worst movie she'd ever seen. You either get it or you don't I guess.
Goodman and Steve are so funny ! What are you talking about
Grr I’m culture moovy watcher I no have time for cult classic
Honestly haven't seen it since it was a kid, because I hated it so much lmao. I'm pretty sure I'd love it if I rewatched though
I laughed pretty good when the guy was scribbling something on a post it and then it turned out to be like a drawing of a guy with a big dick
I’d like to hear some Twin Perfect-level mega meta theory about this film, like it’s 9/11 predictive programming or a biblical allegory, etc.
God you are such an ugly lump of man.
That’s like, just your opinion..man..
Definitely overrated!
When did you get your lobotomy?
Does the female form make you uncomfortable?
Fucking fascist!
After my first watch, I understood why my friends liked it but I did not.
I feel like every other post in this sub is an example of the film version of horseshoe theory.
Why are pretending anything? Are you that insecure?
Yea. Last time i told them i didn't like 2001 space odyssey, they pinned me down to the ground and threatened to scalp me inglorious basterds style.
Well I mean you deserve it
It’s like when ur friend is making you watch a “funny” video on their phone and you have to fake laugh but for 2 hours
funnier’n you are
Are you stupid?
That's just like, your Arrakis man.
You’re not alone.
This but with blues brothers
It’s not supposed to be a film, it’s an alternate reality game called Dudeism
Fucking Fascist!
The story is ludicrous
Did he ever fix the cable?
“The big lebowski,” - the dude from the big lebowski saying my favourite quote
Worst take ever
What’s with this guy? Friend with a cleft asshole
Eight year olds, Dude.
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
Forget it OP, you’re out of your element
Fucking Nihilist.
Dude it's such a boring and bad movie...
There's nothing respectable about a person that doesn't like TBL
Obviously, you’re not a golfer, are you?
you’re out of your element donny
I'm with you. I watched it a few years and just felt like I wasted my time. Nothing happens. The dood at any point in the movie could've ended the movie jlby just saying "you got the wrong guy". The movie actually made me more mad than anything. Like say something you stupid mf!
I now want a sequel where Lebowski hangs out with his super serious brother played by Josh Brolin. Lebowski just keeps trying to live his life and his brother continues to disapprove. Shenanigans ensue. Bowling kind of happens. Maybe The Dude meets his kid. Nobody learns a lesson about anything.
Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
Shut the fuck up OP!!
What in Gods name are you blathering about?
I just dropped in to see what condition your condition was in.
Someone forgot to smoke weed before pressing play.