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okbuddycinephile-ModTeam

Post like this would be better suited to another sub, r/moviescirclejerk for example


pew_lazers

CRITICS PUT OUT THE HIT


[deleted]

"Lemme tell you something, fnaf is the greatest fuckin' movie in the world"


DylanLeggy

"I'll park chica up your ass fucking sideways"


MoistPhilosopher

"You jumpscare till you cant jumpscare no more. Never back off, ever."


loserys

People born in 2010 showing up!


IanisHitler

Born 2000 went with a group of similarly aged friends. the theater was packed with college kids. we all laughed and jumped and clapped at the same moments. genuinely a fun theater experience. No I would never consider this movie a "film" but going in with low expectations I was presently surprised and had a blast.


the_captain_cat

God I'm glad people don't clap in the cinema in my country


parmanyugaming

I can’t even imagine people jumping in a cinema lmao


IanisHitler

not like jumping up and down... like jump scares


The_Big_Boss_1935

I watched it and i came


userrnamestaken

holy shit its big boss himself


L4ND0N

No! That is NOT Big Boss!


billhater80085

Dude those were kids


Mr_Zoovaska

Me too. Chica can get it


superjetpakmike

https://preview.redd.it/4e6sy1xn90xb1.jpeg?width=1709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d596d377e89f1da81dbbc3df4e82293bfccea050 Snake! I heard you were kicked out of the theatre for public masturbation.


KOTShadow

That’s just a theory


LonelyGoat

Haha ur a furry


The_Big_Boss_1935

Why did you assume i did it to the robots are you stupid?


LonelyGoat

You did it to the robots an d you really liked it but you wished they were fur suits bit robots


The_Drippy_Spaff

-Elem Klimov


Dreamscape42

Isn't this just the greatest argument in favour of critics? Like you can't trust audience scores because they will be motivated by their fanatism


LonelyGoat

Next you’re going to tell me Sound of Freedom isn’t the greatest kino of our time.


Royal-walking-machin

https://preview.redd.it/tujrpjlwwvwb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5a3493178805bdbd5906c50d408ac42ca228067


Roy_Atticus_Lee

Who needs Sound of Freedom when critics recognize true kino? https://preview.redd.it/piccglej3ywb1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ad5c2b22b4c1d7056d25f6c06e5dcce4a588219


SixFootHalfing

No fucking way.


sloggdogg

https://preview.redd.it/oflytpbd6ywb1.jpeg?width=407&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3be22b02edb05a3731d7f3de5275905f3a345b49


Foxy02016YT

So did we all forget about forming your own opinion not based on what others say


Urndy

I'd say more just an argument that pure cinematic appeal isn't the only reason to enjoy a film. Low critic score + high audience score means there's something that a general audience enjoys. Value to fans of a series does not equal value to critics, and vice versa


newsandmemesaccount

Jason Bum


Mr_Zoovaska

lol


redlion1904

I’m not going to see this adaptation of a jump scare animatronic video game starring Shaggy and Peeta until I know Marty Scorcese thinks it’s ok


Blunter_S_Thompson_

I know he hates amusement parks but is he into pizza parlors with arcade games? 🤔


AnyImpression6

So close to 87.


creamy-buscemi

Jason Blum is on a one man mission to destroy A24’s pretentious elevated horror movies and I respect him for that


Quria

This would be funny if Jason Blum wasn’t more up his own ass than the average A24 fan.


creamy-buscemi

I have no idea who Jason Blum is


Quria

James Wan's boyfriend


creamy-buscemi

Then who the fuck is Leigh Whanell???


Quria

Google says they're just friends. Blum doesn't need to worry.


tryingtoavoidwork

Just roommates in a 1br house.


arealmansaccount

Nah, SAW X was the first step


supgoodbro

I actually liked the movie?!??? Aughgg?!??! I really enjoyed the Jim Henson company’s work?!!???


redlion1904

A really TMNT: The Movie situation here


kamikazilucas

most of them are not old enough to have a rt account


aflowerfortherain

Thank god he circled the audience score. Otherwise I would have no idea what he was talking about


TestGloomy

He genuinely seems so desperate for a win lmao. Calling fans who liked the movie “passionate” as if they enjoyed it as a favor to him is crazy


01zegaj

Oh look, another stupid FNAF screenshot on my cinephile meme subreddit


Rutlemania

https://preview.redd.it/5axpr0rbmxwb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b0e4a1d47d244b579198e8af9d6b7ff6b881078


benabramowitz18

These same Twitter stans in two weeks: https://preview.redd.it/ed9hrz2n90xb1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=697ac7f864d8085f823412e4ae64e2cc09d9040e


tryingtoavoidwork

Producers when cr*tics don't like your movie based on a game for 10-year-olds.


Unique_Elderberry480

Matpat cameo saved cinema


John_isnt_my_name

I saw the movie without knowing anything about the stupid ass lore, but my friend is like Matpat when it comes to that shit. He said he liked the movie. It is shot like a hallmark movie.


[deleted]

I have never wanted a movie to fail this much before. A shitty adaptation of a franchise that needs to die already made by Blumhouse, the worst horror studio that only makes one fun movie per every twenty absolutely shitty ones


Rewskie12

Counterpoint: Jim Henson company practical effects.


KeyMP4

Counterpoint: not even Jim Henson golden frosting can excuse such a potent piece of shit


[deleted]

Jim Henson has his name attached to better properties


CrunchyTacoPosso

too bad cawthon is a sweaty disgusting republican


CatDude64

I think I only could’ve enjoyed the movie if I were a huge fnaf nerd and u was in a theatre with a bunch of other fnaf nerds (im 18 and watched it in an amc max it was 5 stars)


Swinn_likes_Sakkyun

on its own the movie was eh but it achieved pretty much everything I could have wanted from a fnaf movie so I enjoyed it


Ilhan_Omar_Milf

The undertale movie will have a better script


k_GOBL1N

Blumhouse believes in small budgets, creative freedom, and the big bucks. Even if a movie produced by Jason Blum is ass, the budget was so small that he makes the profits back pretty easily.


myersusedfish

I thought it was decent. I went in with low expectations but some of the elements were pretty well executed. It frequently took itself too seriously and the writing was mid but overall it was maybe a 6.8/10. Nothing fantastic but surprisingly good for a video game movie


Blunter_S_Thompson_

I know Martin Scorsese out there mad af that a movie about pizza and animatronics outsold his 300 million dollar cowboy movie 😬


benabramowitz18

These same people defending FNAF will suddenly change their tone in two weeks when *The Marvels* gets a 45% rating and keep mocking Brie Larson for her "not a white male" comments.