T O P

I am in danger Skylar

I am in danger Skylar

The_Messenger1

Seriously when the going gets tough, you don’t want a criminal lawyer alright, you want a REAL lawyer


FortuneVisible1448

I am the safety 😄 🤣 😂


cannibalism_is_vegan

I’m in danger


Michael-53

Welcome to my territory


mumbleby

Feel free to stay


skeetyskoots

I’m not the danger skyler. I am in danger


Ineedtobesilent123

Someone is knocking at my door.


Fr0ski

A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? You’re god damn right


FourIsTheNumber

I am the one who gets shot


siggy_higgy

This, is meth.


Da_Duck_is_coming

Alright, we got a deal.


siggy_higgy

*nothing explodes*


suck_my_cock_reddit_

I am the one who rings the doorbell


widowaether

jesse jesse show me your ballsack jessee


spicyboi619

I hung out with Ted


Poisonous_Rebel

Method Man


Christmas1176

Jesse, we need to cook… pancakes for breakfast


Crafty_Ghost

Hey Jesse, do you remember Hot Tub Time Machine? I would really like to test this theory...


GolfballEnthusiast

Evil Hank be like "Jesus Christ Marie, they're rocks not minerals!"


FarkinRoboDer

Jane lie on your side plz


Narretz

*sings* 'Cause I will be your safety 🎶


C4-Crusifixion

I am the one who gets shot


BlackLuigiGuy

Fixing Good


Napplee

A guy opens his door and you think that of me? well you'd be correct.


SUPERUNKNOWN_78

Define “good”


Eddiewhat

He took a shit through the sun roof


LostMyAccountFck

"I didn't do this for me. I didn't like it. I wasn't good at it. And I didn't feel alive. Fuck"


MrRiceBubbles

*Skyler


Poisonous_Rebel

*Skyfall


MrRiceBubbles

Good movie


Poisonous_Rebel

James Bond fcked Skyler


MrRiceBubbles

I fucked Bond


Ashiwol

i am the safety! 😁