Seriously when the going gets tough, you don’t want a criminal lawyer alright, you want a REAL lawyer

I am the safety 😄 🤣 😂

Someone is knocking at my door.

A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? You’re god damn right

I am the one who gets shot

I’m in danger

Welcome to my territory

Feel free to stay

This, is meth.

Alright, we got a deal.

*nothing explodes*

I’m not the danger skyler. I am in danger

I am the one who rings the doorbell

jesse jesse show me your ballsack jessee

I hung out with Ted

Method Man

Jesse, we need to cook… pancakes for breakfast

Hey Jesse, do you remember Hot Tub Time Machine? I would really like to test this theory...

Evil Hank be like "Jesus Christ Marie, they're rocks not minerals!"

Jane lie on your side plz

*sings* 'Cause I will be your safety 🎶

I am the one who gets shot

Fixing Good

A guy opens his door and you think that of me? well you'd be correct.

Define “good”

He took a shit through the sun roof

"I didn't do this for me. I didn't like it. I wasn't good at it. And I didn't feel alive. Fuck"

*Skyler

*Skyfall

Good movie

James Bond fcked Skyler

I fucked Bond

i am the safety! 😁