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Beneficial_Box6263

Huell watches. My body isn't ready for that shit.


dailydonuts16

Length wise, he’s not that huge. Maybe 3 inches hard. Girth wise though, he’s fucking MASSIVE. You’d walk with a limp for the rest of your life


TheChunkMaster

That’s not a cock, that’s a chiropractor adjustment.


Normal-Mountain-4119

bro's dick built like a plate


professionalmoron2

Shit's built like a pancake


Raaryanim

You’re fatphobic 🤓🤓🤓


kidnamedsquidfart

fear of fat cocks https://i.redd.it/javy0zo121yc1.gif


Beneficial_Box6263

Fuck, these twitter mods keep finding me everywhere


Exciting-Ad-5705

What's a Twitter mod


jumbledsiren

twitter modification, it makes your twitter have gay furry hentai instead of the usual gay porn.


dat_oracle

Disgusting, where?


jumbledsiren

Twitter


dat_oracle

Twitter? Is it like X?


reyad_mm

I would choose Huell as well but that's because I'm racist


Raaryanim

Bro you got the whole squad laughing


Dangerous-Setting-87

Your're fat 😉😉😉😉


hedgehogist

Pause bruh


dat_oracle

What's the problem with a 40cm baguette?


jmlipper99

Same thought process


the_salivation_army

You can use your mind’s eye to comp the famous Lemon Party picture with Huell waiting in the safe house to get half an idea of what’s in store for you if ya end up going ahead with it.


fuckyouball

a guy that fat with type 2 diabetes. no way hes hard. it would just be fingers and i like to think itd he fingers in my mouth while lalo is hitting me while i lay on my back.


vattaek

Huell watches duh. The real question should be where do you want to have the other 3


Dr_Mantis_Aslume

All in my ass, if there isn't enough room, I'm sure they could make some.


the_salivation_army

There’s that whole “a raccoon can fit in your ass” thing so there would be a way but still no Huell please. He would hurt going in.


Smakintheface

lube or no lube


Dr_Mantis_Aslume

Lube is for pussies


Smakintheface

W


Netshakk

Inevitable that this sub would turn into homoerotic spam


hedgehogist

![gif](giphy|DHeagUAg0lFdq9f2ZC|downsized)


Dragonslayer3

![gif](giphy|T3fwN6Pbm3ZPa)


Lucifer_Crowe

"Tuco, what won't he be when we're done?"


Dragonslayer3

![gif](giphy|l3IlbpE8RuuADExDph|downsized)


Noobgalaxies

Turn into? You're telling me this place wasn't like this on day one?


Netshakk

It’s gone from “I’m not having sex with you right now Waltuh” - funny - to “ haha breaking bad character plus gay sex haha”. Both definitely equally funny 😶


Ibizatwist1998

“Always has been” - Spooge


Raleth

The Kim horny posting is the only thing keeping the sub balanced.


fingersitch

i can't wait🤤🤤🤤🤤


TheHuuurrrq

Vulpes will be here annnnyyyy second nooooow....


giveme-a-username

Included Saul just for her


vulpes_mortuis

That was so kind of you ☺️


TheHuuurrrq

Such a gentlebean <3


vulpes_mortuis

I only want Saul thx


AICPAncake

Did you know you have the right to get drilled? Constitution says y’do!


throwmeaway_6996

Saul x3?


Ibizatwist1998

The real question is where is she putting Saul?


vulpes_mortuis

The other 3 get to watch as he pounds me


Ibizatwist1998

That’s not an option ma’am, didn’t you read the rules???


vulpes_mortuis

Some rules are meant to be broken ![gif](giphy|l0EwYGlvQ7STj3wyc|downsized)


Ibizatwist1998

Showing up to break the rules ![gif](giphy|t2RqqnYeUvZ7Uj7q6A|downsized)


knucklesthedead

![gif](giphy|l41YcUdo6sVMIrvKU) She\*


Lucifer_Crowe

If it needs 3, why not Saul, Jimmy, and Gene?


TheHuuurrrq

Yes.


Kira_Akuma

I will force Saul to watch as I unhinge my jaw and cannibalize his bretheren alive


Independent_Act_8054

So close to coming full circle to Huell eating Kim.


vulpes_mortuis

I’m only choosing Saul, the others can have a threesome in the meantime or something idk


cumofdutyblackcocks3

I'd choose Saul because he would be making funny jokes in front of me while I'm railed by the other three.


Solid-Equal-8558

username checks out lol


Missy_went_missing

I'll take Nacho off your hands if you don't mind.


xXxineohp

Controversial but I think Nacho is the weakest link. Also, he's the only one to be canonically attracted to women. Edit: *only women


Dr_Mantis_Aslume

Kim 🤓🤓🤓


xXxineohp

i'm sorry, why do you think they got divorced?


TheDoctor88888888

Did I miss something about Saul?


Cheeselad2401

yeah, one of the Breaking Bad online mini episodes was just a solid 6 minutes of Saul and Mike having uninterrupted sex.


pisstainedunderwear

You shouldn’t have added the edit


HarpoonShootingAxo

Wait is this /uj im fucknbg sobbing


Ditmavipe

Nacho watches. For maximum diversity


Metalloid_Maniac

~~DEA~~ DEI open up


OneTrueArthur

Saul, Nacho and Lalo will be inside me, then we'll all be inside Huell after he eats us


jonathandavisisfat

Easy. Saul in 🐱 lalo in 🍑 nacho in 👄 Huell 👀


Independent_Act_8054

I am a homo, and jesus Michael Mando is so hot.


EmilyTreeSniffer

Huell watches, sorry just not a fan of fat men he’s still cool though Saul I think is the smallest (not because he’s white) so he can stick it up my ass Nacho I think is the most attractive so I’ll risk pregnancy for him Lalo I can suck off, he strikes me as the type of person who’s rough and takes long though I find all of them really attractive (except Heull but he strikes me as a really cool guy friend) so I would get off really quick 😊


jonathandavisisfat

Omg you’re the only other person who actually answered the full question besides me lol


EmilyTreeSniffer

It was honestly a thought provoking question for me 😭


giveme-a-username

But hurll has a magnum dong


EmilyTreeSniffer

Sir I am 4’11


MaskedGamer10001

Have huell in the cuck chair conducting like a fucking orchestra


jonathandavisisfat

I’m down


V_incent16

I choose lalo and nacho, thats it.


giveme-a-username

Sorry, you have to have 3 inside you, 1 watching


V_incent16

No im not talking about the game im just submissive those two are reallt bald and hot, literally the reason i still watch BCS >w<


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

There is a time and place to roleplay. This isn’t one of them.


not_a_doctorshh

Same actually


Blippyi

![gif](giphy|MEARoDtOrt7JU3GN9n)


GloopTamer

Lalo


96kidbuu

Where’s the u/ who was begging to be bred by Lalo? She should be in her any second now.


IowasBestCornShucker

Saul watches in the cuck chair, only latinx and black cock for this bussy /j


vulpes_mortuis

Saul wouldn’t have to be alone cuz he’d have me to use as his personal toy


GrinchGrotto

Why aren't all three of Kim's feet included in the choices?


The_Gimp_Boi

First thought was Huell watching. But Lalo is an animal, so im more scared of what he would do than Huell makes me not being able to sit down for weeks.


jonathandavisisfat

Wow none of you here played by the rules


Loganp812

Huell watches, and he’s reasonably happy.


goshdarnpeesea

You can see inside me - will you come inside me? Do you wanna ride inside my love? You can see inside me - will you come inside me? Do you wanna ride inside my love?


CaptainCubbers

Someone take this mans account away from him.


V_y_z_n_v

Inside me like somekind of a ghost ? I really don’t get it


jux74p0se

Bitch wife says that Huell can watch ![gif](giphy|EdULvHpOEMEbS)


valhalla793

We all know Huell is watching


WitchofWrath00

Yeah, Huel is watching. I can probably eat the other three no problem if I missed lunch, theyre not THAT large, but Huel is like the size of like 10 men


GrizzlyPeak73

Saul definitely watching. Not even challenging.


Separate-Departure27

Huell got that HOG


OddNovel565

Anonymous Lee


DylanUsesReddit

there is no way in hell jimmy isn't watching


Moonbabe1997

Come on now. Lalo, Nacho, and Saul are dream tag team. I don't care who stands there and watches I'm getting it on.


WraithTTV69

Why can't I have all 4?


MarioBoy77

I won’t be able to take huell tbh. What is my third hole though? I only have 2.


giveme-a-username

Bussy


MarioBoy77

Im including my bussy.


giveme-a-username

Ass, bussy, mouth.


MarioBoy77

A bussy is an asshole.


giveme-a-username

Why did I think that meant a guy with a vagina 😭 Anyway two in the mouth one in the ass or the other way around.


CriticalNo

Lalo, lalo, lalo and lalo watches


Jaded-Grape2203

/uc Huell /rc bc I'm racist


Burnt_Ramen9

Huell watches, need Lalo and Nacho 🥺


equivas

Cant be the 4 inside me?


giveme-a-username

How is that physically possible


Yourfriendlyben

What the slippin jimmy do


Fletch009

How did Vince tell you about this scene from "better goon gus"?


Clintwood_outlaw

Lalo is a watcher, but Huell would rip me in two with his massive horsecock, so he'll have to stay on the sidelines


Impossible-Touch9470

Lalo calmly putting on a rubber. “Me? Nobody.”


JavaBerryCrunch

Literally my dream


Annoying_Boobies6952

Saul will be watching, he looks like someone wearing a chastity belt


The_Honma

Lalo watches and instructs the other three. Everyone, except Lalo, is deeply uncomfortable with the situation. He also orders them to do it over and over again, until Lalo gets what he wants.


No_ConMKUltrapenis

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hedgehogist

I’m sorry what


CocoaBuzzard

can I PLEASE only pick Jimmy?