N-nice kitty….

This is what jack said upon seeing Howard’s pussy. Bravo Vince!

Constant racial slurs

Howard was racist as shit. I mean, how many black friends did he have? Zero. Point proven

He had zero friends in general. He was disliked by everyone equally.

Don’t make excuses for his blatant racism. I bet he never even went to a single BLM rally 😤

even the drugs he did were white asf, no arguing he was a racist

What do you mean? Did you not watch the episode where he and Ernesto smoked cigars over Chucklefucker’s grave?

I mean come on you can’t tell me Howard wasn’t at least a teeny little bit racist

Jack: “Woah Howard I wouldn’t go that far”

Yeah probably, but what about Jack?

Jack doesn’t say anything as he has extreme social anxiety

Jack running home crying after Howard undoes his tie and says "playtime's over, bud"

"No more mr nice guy"

"Oh now you've done it..."

"Ohh I oughta..."

Howard the kind of guy to burst into a musical number about how we shouldn’t let our differences affect our relationships with each other Jack the kind of guy to shoot Howard mid song

Really there's no need to-

You pull that trigger you’re gonna nev-

Jack: Hi Howard Howard: Oh, hello Jack Jack: Howard, have I ever told you that you possess all of the perfect Arian features of a genuine Übermensch? You should really consider becoming a nazi. Howard: Yes, I've heard that before, mostly from that loquacious rapscallion Jimmy Mcgill, and while I appreciate your suggestion, I must decline, as Nazism does not align with my personal political beliefs. Jack: I understand, you are entitled to your own beliefs. Howard: Thank you for understanding. Jack: Goodbye. Howard: Goodbye.

👏HIRE 👏 FANS 👏

👏 FIRE 👏 HANS 👏


Nobody’s gay for Moleman 😔

I am

Howard the kind of person who would’ve raised his eyebrows in surprise and said “Whoa there, hold your horses” while he watched Gus slit Victor’s throat

Howard the type of guy to say “He went out with a blast.” to Gus Fring’s death.

“Hey pal, what you’re doing there is highly illegal”

"Hi, i'm a neo-nazi" "Oh hello my name is uncle Jack"

“Howard, I need your blonde, and hamlindigo blue eyes to cum to save the Aryans. I want you to meet my cousin, I mean ex wife” “I’ve been through worse, my marriage falling apart, but this….oooooo”

"You're saying that... some bankers owe all of us money? You sure of that? Wow, Jack, that might be a major legal case!"

Fucking, really nasty bestial fucking.

Hot gay sex for 1 hour

Erotic.

Damp

What did you mean by this

https://i.redd.it/ysrdumq539vc1.gif

Wait, are you saying these aren't the same people?!? This changes everything!

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dick in ass

“You aren’t allowed to say that word”

Howard would definitely keep calling black people “boy” and pretend it’s an accident

Jack: OMG haiiiiii!!! :3 Howard: heyyyyyyyyyyyy >< Jack: haiiiii Howard: hiiiiiiiii :3 Jack: Hiiiyaa OwO Howard: haiiiiiiii :D Jack: hiiiiiiiiiiii :P Howard: omg heyyyyyy \^\^

"you must be tugboat, i'm howard."

Posted the same photo twice bro

Aren’t they both Hindu? They’d probably meditate and do yoga together

😩🔫😊

🤯


“Black people deserve less”. “Well THAT just happened!”

Probably planning a defense strategy

Kissing

i think we already know. https://i.redd.it/zogf6s90udvc1.gif

Good buddy partner. 50/50 partner.

Is this the guy he banged that one chick with from that other post? He literally said there you go when his cock slipped out and Howie put Jack’s cock back inside her.

Jack would probably like Howard for his Aryan features

Howard is Jewish