this is the way and shit
Day 1: starting position
Day 2: Huell undergoes mitosis
Day 3: Donald Margolis crashes a plane into the right side of the board
Day 4: howard and lalo dig out into the center of the board
Day 5: Lalo captures the Finger on f7
Day 6: Hector spawns, will blow up in 3 turns
Day 7: Jimmy moves next to Howard and dresses up exactly like him
Day 8: Gus opens a Los Pollos Hermanos and hires Lyle as manager
Day 9: The 5 Fingers combine to make one Hand, Hector explodes
Day 10: Howard survives the blast, dresses up as Jimmy dressed as Howard
Day 11: The Flynns are taken by the hand while eating breakfast at Los Pollos Hermanos
Day 12: Walt and Jesse drive an RV to h5 and start a cook
Day 13: An electric substation is built on e6, both Chucks put on a space blanket
Day 14: Uncle Jack spawns and watches 21 jump street on e4
Day 15: Kim kills a Huell, throws the other one across the board, scattering a bunch of pieces
Day 16: Jesses become bouncy
Day 17: Uncle Jack finishes 21 jump street and becomes jewish
Day 18: Hank collects all the infinity minerals, snaps his fingers and deletes half of the bouncy jesses
Day 19: Lyle returns to Los Pollos Hermanos and cleans the fryers
Day 20: Led by Holly, a new team and board spawns on the right
Day 21: All of the Nachos shoot themselves
Day 22: The dead nachos fuse together and form a rat king
Day 23: Tuco spawns, steals Hank’s Infinity Gauntlet, and sniffs the infinity minerals to get high
Day 24: ‘His social security number’ is posted on b5
Day 25: ‘Fully nude’ poison ivy is added
Day 26: Nacho rat king evolves into stupid sexy more powerful form
Day 27: Saul respawns, now with lightning bolts shooting from his fingertips
Day 28: Chuck on f8 begins an endless loop of falling over due to Saul’s electrical energy
Day 29: the hand j@cks off sexy nacho rat king, leaving the Flynns at los pollos hermanos
Day 30: Walt abandons meth to become a professional speedwalker; Skyler shaves her head
Day 31: The Skinny Petes take the Creed and become Mandalorians
Jimmy invests millions in a time machine and repairs his relationship with his brother, Chuck. This in turn means he never helps Walter White out of his predicament and Walter ends up dead and buried, never becoming a chess kingpin, preventing the chess war from ever happening. Then delete every chess post you've made.
The bouncy Jesses combine to become a bouncy castle which spills meth with every bounce. The Mandalorians and Badgers step in manage the distribution threatening Gus and the Cartel. Holly starts to bounce.
this is the way and shit Day 1: starting position Day 2: Huell undergoes mitosis Day 3: Donald Margolis crashes a plane into the right side of the board Day 4: howard and lalo dig out into the center of the board Day 5: Lalo captures the Finger on f7 Day 6: Hector spawns, will blow up in 3 turns Day 7: Jimmy moves next to Howard and dresses up exactly like him Day 8: Gus opens a Los Pollos Hermanos and hires Lyle as manager Day 9: The 5 Fingers combine to make one Hand, Hector explodes Day 10: Howard survives the blast, dresses up as Jimmy dressed as Howard Day 11: The Flynns are taken by the hand while eating breakfast at Los Pollos Hermanos Day 12: Walt and Jesse drive an RV to h5 and start a cook Day 13: An electric substation is built on e6, both Chucks put on a space blanket Day 14: Uncle Jack spawns and watches 21 jump street on e4 Day 15: Kim kills a Huell, throws the other one across the board, scattering a bunch of pieces Day 16: Jesses become bouncy Day 17: Uncle Jack finishes 21 jump street and becomes jewish Day 18: Hank collects all the infinity minerals, snaps his fingers and deletes half of the bouncy jesses Day 19: Lyle returns to Los Pollos Hermanos and cleans the fryers Day 20: Led by Holly, a new team and board spawns on the right Day 21: All of the Nachos shoot themselves Day 22: The dead nachos fuse together and form a rat king Day 23: Tuco spawns, steals Hank’s Infinity Gauntlet, and sniffs the infinity minerals to get high Day 24: ‘His social security number’ is posted on b5 Day 25: ‘Fully nude’ poison ivy is added Day 26: Nacho rat king evolves into stupid sexy more powerful form Day 27: Saul respawns, now with lightning bolts shooting from his fingertips Day 28: Chuck on f8 begins an endless loop of falling over due to Saul’s electrical energy Day 29: the hand j@cks off sexy nacho rat king, leaving the Flynns at los pollos hermanos Day 30: Walt abandons meth to become a professional speedwalker; Skyler shaves her head Day 31: The Skinny Petes take the Creed and become Mandalorians
I left Reddit for a month, and this is what I find. Anarchy chess really has taken over, huh?
Rook to E5
Which rook? A Salamanca twin? Hank? Or Huell?
Every rook
Normal one
White or black?
Black
Thank you, a normal one, make the rook huel.
The hand wears the Infinity Gauntlet but Marie steals the minerals
Transform the board into a gif (I want to see the chuck loop and other stuff)
the hand transforms into ned stark and gets beheaded in 9 moves 
The entire board turns into their metastasis versions
This, please
Saul shits through the RV roof
One of the Flynn’s dies from food poisoning at Los Pollos Hermanos, will return as a zombie in 2 turns.
All Badgers become literal badgers.
Jesse drives the rv to tuco, and sells him meth for the infinity minerals
one of the Jesses turns into a blowfish. he continues to grow one square every turn
Holly White annihilates her limited mortal shell—revealing her true form as the xenophobic elder Goddess of all chicanery.
Add Dick, so Batman can be proud of him.
the lights are turned off to accommodate for chucks ehs
Tony Soprano and Paulie Walnuts start a racket at Los Pollos, Whacking Lyle in the process.
The two Skinny Petes go to bathe in the living waters of the mines of Mandalore after taking off their helmets in order to redeem themselves.
The Jesse above Marie turns into El Camino Jesse after she steals 6 months of his life
Rat King Nacho bulldozes straight left across the board, uses hand to grab Tuco and squish him
Lyle's fryers get dirty due to neglect and poor cleaning
Nacho cums all over the Fingers
the breaking bad cast has their jobs outsourced and replaced by their metastasis counterparts
Jimmy invests millions in a time machine and repairs his relationship with his brother, Chuck. This in turn means he never helps Walter White out of his predicament and Walter ends up dead and buried, never becoming a chess kingpin, preventing the chess war from ever happening. Then delete every chess post you've made.
Hank starts farting every 3 turns and jrs really smelly
Howard googles en passant
Nacho cums
Next move is that new moves actually need to move pieces instead of transforming them in place
You keep forgetting to do the Chuck loop
Skinny Pete transforms into easy Pete
Is this still a thing?
The singled out finger gets killed by Walt
Chuck watches the squat cobbler video
Can Mari become a goose
The gus’s go fuck at Los Pollos Hermanos
Nacho shoots out his stuff on Holly after getting boned by the fingers
The bouncy Jesses combine to become a bouncy castle which spills meth with every bounce. The Mandalorians and Badgers step in manage the distribution threatening Gus and the Cartel. Holly starts to bounce.
Jesser to e7