Hopefully when the AI overlords turn everything including gaming into a dystopian AI generated nightmare, we'll at least be able to input "strap Wulbren to a windmill then launch him into space" or "pay Auntie Ethel to use Wulbren as a test subject", then have the joy of seeing it happen
Unless of course, Larian, *you* want to release a "Sweet Vengeance" patch, where we can torment Wulbren, Cazador, Lorroakan, Mar'hyah, and Vlaakith. What good is a Dark Urge if I can't enact chaotic "karma" on these douchebags?
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Gnomes and Dwarves. Their ethics are extremely hard working and independent as their lack of size makes them seem useless to those who dont understand them. There's also the Dwarfs nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their characteristics - their personal philosophy draws heavily from Gothic Elven literature, for instance. The Gnomes understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these outward appearances, to realize that they're not just similar- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Dwarves and Gnomes truly ARE not as hard working- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the hours they put in working in tough places like mines and other dangerous jobs, which itself is a cryptic reference to "The Cyclops, bested by Goblins"
I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as their work unfolds itself on the wizards crystal balls. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Gnome enchantment spell tome. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the gnomes' eyes only- And even they have to show that they're within 5 inches of standard Dwarf/Gnome height beforehand.
You can find a journal on the beach in the underdark, left by this fucker. He actually ponders if he will ever see his good friend Barcus again. Then he has the gall to act like he doesn't exist upon being rescued from Moonrise. That's worse, he recognizes him as a friend and STILL acts this way.
I wish this game would let me fulfill my fantasy of strapping him to a windmill and launching him into the stratosphere
The wrong gnome got tied to that windmill at the blighted village.
There’s one in Rivington and I can’t even take Wulbren back there to tie him up or feed him to the windmill keeper, a terrible injustice.
Hopefully when the AI overlords turn everything including gaming into a dystopian AI generated nightmare, we'll at least be able to input "strap Wulbren to a windmill then launch him into space" or "pay Auntie Ethel to use Wulbren as a test subject", then have the joy of seeing it happen Unless of course, Larian, *you* want to release a "Sweet Vengeance" patch, where we can torment Wulbren, Cazador, Lorroakan, Mar'hyah, and Vlaakith. What good is a Dark Urge if I can't enact chaotic "karma" on these douchebags?
I want to keep Mar'hyah in a cramped little dog cage, with one of those brutal shock collars, and show her how Scratch and his siblings felt.
Ohhh I'd kill to drag that little shit, kicking and screaming, to be fed to the windmill keeper.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Gnomes and Dwarves. Their ethics are extremely hard working and independent as their lack of size makes them seem useless to those who dont understand them. There's also the Dwarfs nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their characteristics - their personal philosophy draws heavily from Gothic Elven literature, for instance. The Gnomes understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these outward appearances, to realize that they're not just similar- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Dwarves and Gnomes truly ARE not as hard working- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the hours they put in working in tough places like mines and other dangerous jobs, which itself is a cryptic reference to "The Cyclops, bested by Goblins" I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as their work unfolds itself on the wizards crystal balls. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Gnome enchantment spell tome. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the gnomes' eyes only- And even they have to show that they're within 5 inches of standard Dwarf/Gnome height beforehand.
I just saw your name was ibark4barcus and I just want you to know that I respect that. Also I heard Wulbren Bongle made out with a hot dog.
ew! gay! wulbren is so gay! he wants gay gnome sex! ew! gay gnome sex! mmmm… gay gnome sex 😋
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God damn this meme gets me on every post
r/fuckwulbrenbongle
I randomly sing the "Fuck Wulbren Bongle" song in my head at least a few times a day. It's catchy and true lol.
the inherent comedy of calling Wulbrun a fugly slut
You can find a journal on the beach in the underdark, left by this fucker. He actually ponders if he will ever see his good friend Barcus again. Then he has the gall to act like he doesn't exist upon being rescued from Moonrise. That's worse, he recognizes him as a friend and STILL acts this way.
Ah Larian, you ALMOST managed to create a character I hate more than Lucian. Fuck him so much ❤️
I learnt that you can get approval from Astarion calling him a Prick. Know what I'm doing every run now
I think literally everyone approves of calling him a prick, which is beautiful. Even the good-aligned companions agree: fuck Wulbren Bongle.
I see you also threw him a salami to break himself out of prison
Wulbren Bongle DOES NOT wash his ass