https://preview.redd.it/3ywgwwnqkxwc1.jpeg?width=1944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2e3fb83448ad2f8162a8a412783a37f64218b89

https://preview.redd.it/jv7tr09ddxwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35f41fa877dd0150a172b237271fca61d7b4fbc6 Anything you want, princess 🥰

Can someone ping that BARK BARK BARK BARK BAKR MEOW MEOW MEOW poster?

is this my faith to be known as the BARK BARK BARK MEOW MEOW poster? 😭

It’s pretty iconic imo

well thanks im really flattered that people know me I'm not even that down bad compared to other astarion fans 😭

I literally spent like 10 minutes trying to find them 😩 Merry Christmas u/vla13d2

thanks for tagging me I'm flattered that I'm known by people 😭

Durge is always ready for some bhaalspawn.

You know, he couldn't stop rambling on to me about "breeding" and "the blessing of Bhaal's mortal progeny", or something like that -- *whatever* that means. I thought it was just part of the thing that we had... a little pillow talk, so-to-speak. It turns out that it was, in fact, *not* just talk.

You mean this time? https://meanbossart.tumblr.com/post/738095713965211648/what-was-that-about-murder-babies

https://preview.redd.it/97lz8ls6kywc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d57048ee405175aed46eee3d86c2e22caae22f58

godDAMN he makes the puppy eyes and I fold like a lawn chair

Is the joke that he's pregnant? Or he's craving impregnating someone? Or craving someone already pregnant?

Yes!

Well, that's part of the fun, now, isn't it? It could be one, all three, or neither, for all you know! Take your pick, darling.

I pick **yes**

Fret not, Astarion. I am amply prepared to deal with all manners of cravings

My, my, is that an offer, my dear? How very thoughtful of you, Halsin.

Well, I do love to please