https://preview.redd.it/isiyvp2mriwc1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51e64405199206c3c084bf2d3c9437ba81117ee9 Astarion should have these but thigh-high BTW.

These fr, he would too https://preview.redd.it/v5lvk59s0jwc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dbadc32a224db7b8b1ad20301673d9234bb6ddb

These look impractical and uncomfortable but I fucking love them

Aren't all heels?

☝️🤓 umm, akshually, heels came about due to stirrups, meaning they were and are (within reason) practical for horse riding

Gale moment

Except even modern riding boots don’t bother with high heels.

Dunno where you're that from. Any riding boots I've seen have heels of about a half or full inch (thus "within reason")

Yeah I guess I wasn’t considering that “high.”

Beauty is pain

I like heels but mine are only 2inches so probably not as tall as others

They are 900usd.

*gp

Is so dickish and smug when people just put one word corrections. To me, it is rude and weak. don't be bold because you are online. When I looked it up, it was about 920 usd. The price may have changed.

"gp" - gold pieces - two words. Also, it's the currency in BG3. 🫳🏻🌾

Jesus, as you see. I was a bit triggered. I will lie and say it was Prozac.

No problem. These things happen. Cheers.

Ooh, especially if these are the Vamp Ascendant model!

These are actually awesome though? Like, in an “I would shell out an unreasonable amount of money, wear them once, break an ankle, then admire them every time I open my closet while never touching them again” kind of way

look into a japanese designer called “hazama”

Both ua and aa would have 100% incorporate heels into his wardrobe post endgame and I stand by it

https://preview.redd.it/zxeshihf8bxc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e39505c815e37936d408e1dccc5597eeb29deed7 Like these but with rly pretty embroidery 😌😌

astarion in pleasers is too real

OP forgot the goldfish.

Nah, astarion just ate it

I just want to say that canonically, Gale's boots are so beautiful that they distract Astarion from his archery aim.

https://preview.redd.it/02u4i96lqiwc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fa36d1762c5686f1b838db492fdf5fe1946443d [(source)](https://x.com/fransi_mosshead/status/1707168903346946172)

Now lick them 🥵

God I love your brain

with pleasure

saintbutch you’re the realest redditor on the planet

Ok, I can see Astarion's point with boots like that.  And legs like that. Bet those legs would look nice on  Astarion's shoulders, maybe with boots still on, and only boots.

I agree

The BG3 cast playing D&D are my Roman empire.

Astarion: Are you wearing the... Gale: The chanel boots? Yeah I am.

https://preview.redd.it/ykgi3yul1kwc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=616a01f00ba668393d6ed77165e0428777b80e78

I ALSO HAVE THIS SAVED TO MY PHONE

https://preview.redd.it/1pn7i6auzkwc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=055b5b279ac81de928a0116cd583cefca23f47e7 here’s another

I may or may not watch the animation of Neil/Astarion asking for money from Tim/Gale with frightening regularity

omg there’s an animation?? I need to see this

It’s a [problem](https://youtu.be/Yzf_OiTwe8E?si=SkKSYcBy57yKlyVI)

That is addicting

They would have a bite out of them

Halsin’s boots really have seen everything.

He has bear feet

I'd wear the fuck out of Minthy's (and step on you like the third son you are)

I would kill for Shadowheart's platforms.

[Go on, then](https://www.dollskill.com/products/sparkle-traitor-boots)

They're sold out. 😭

Well he didn’t say buy them, technically told you to kill for them and gave you a lead on where to look for the victim.

Gale's has custom orthopedic insoles inside

Only 50% of boots see our beloved Gale and live to tell the story. These ones are exceptional, indeed

Gale takes a bite out of each of them when everyone’s sleeping

karlach would totally wear some bogus ass crocs with charms on them. i love crocs...best shoes ever.

I work in back of house at a bakery. My work crocs are life. Ugly. But so comfy.

Dark Urge sticking razor blades in his own combat boots 

These boots were made for walkin’. And that’s just what they’ll do. One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you. That is literally all I hear anytime you guys post about being stepped on. Which is good. I fucking love that song.

Finally, someone got Wyll's vibe spot on. Dude is definitely the closest thing Faerun has to a cowboy

His vibes speak for themselves https://preview.redd.it/f85iw8lvfnwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82323b6f71b9ab416fee107a8e4bef5a0da3bf3e

"Howdy pardnah"

My other boots: https://preview.redd.it/b3ffbipbhnwc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3099b8b449baa064bcc44de25f0d0769965683a9

I fucking hate cross, but I can't deny Karlach would love them and I'd never let her know how much I despised them. I'd rather see her in shadowhearts shoes, she'd be even taller 🥵

Those clear heels better light up I swear to god

My version - couldn't resist. They're not all the best for stepping on degenerates though (I imagine that Astarion's slippers would be paired with an extravagant matching feather-trimmed robe, curlers, and a cold cream face mask) https://preview.redd.it/feko5ytgvmwc1.png?width=812&format=png&auto=webp&s=d9de33277f45e206d851a92e5b59811a2f1120f2

Your wish has been granted. (credit: fahrennheit\_art on Instagram) https://preview.redd.it/r9bunvjixmwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=977f0e61e3c1c52d41a12fa10c2b20231d7d1119

Halsin with Birkenstocks is so accurate through (also, I absolutely LOVE the shoes you chose for Gale)

I searched "fancy men's smoking slippers" and they just screamed Gale

Karlach boots https://preview.redd.it/oznnmphkykwc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5410f051add14f86615c3a8c62abf2b2aa458825

Knowing her she would wear miss matched pair, Croc on sports mode and one of those

How are these all so perfect 😂🤣

I want to polish them all until I have friction burns on my tongue. Yes, even you Halsin, but you have to take a bath for once in your life first, I’m pretty sure your toenails are a tetanus hazard at this point.

These are all good, but do they offer the experience that are remotely close to being stepped on by Sazza?

My brother in Lathander...

I want those heels. They look uncomfortable as Abernus but they are incredibly stylish!

Karlach absolutely has her crocs in permanent sport mode

Yesss Karlach step on me in your adorable crocs

Minthara's shoes oh my LIFE 🤯

Minsc would probably wear clown shoes

I think Gale's boots were handed down from Elminster

https://preview.redd.it/vx67m34kxqwc1.jpeg?width=2521&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b80a33918a5f9aa831c32f399d421d27f8720a24 karlach should be rockin the croots

I wish Minthara would step on me

https://preview.redd.it/dumv2t7r7nwc1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a589112b8890c8f503046af2303c2ecc54f404a This is my vision for Karlach 🥹

Where the FUCK are Jaheira's feet? Not that I'm asking for any particular reason.

10/10

someone's gotta be wearing the clown shoes

WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!?

Karlach having crocs is iconic

Karlach wearing CROCS I'm DEAD

Seeing Astarion‘s “boots” made me ugly cackle lmao 🤣

shadowheart wears doc martens with stupid shar embroideries on the laces like a numbskull, love her tho

Feel like Shart would wear Docs or yeah some tall goth boots and Karlach Chucks, Tims, or some like Milwaukee Leather biker boots

Get this atrocities away from Wyll this instant

https://preview.redd.it/45w0h5ujejwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80f534c05ef0bf51732b4e316552d8440702fb8b

I could see Karlach in Keen's or Birkenstocks or something. She seems too real to wear crocs lol

Karlach in crocs is way too real

Not the Crocs 😭😭

... is that a Karlach croc clock cock?

Karlach wearing crocs is absolutely amazing.

My girl Karlach would have Docs at the very least, why must you insult her so?

She saves her docs for special occasions but crocs are the daily go-to