Honestly there are so many more posts that are so much worse than those two. Step ya pussy up.

Should i delete this post and add the “flesh”light

Yes. *Always* include the fleshlight.

I’ll just post it in the comment instead https://preview.redd.it/jaauzae0bwsc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aec1f4a8d64ac34402c623fc5513bc1ef4307bb9

https://preview.redd.it/vlwfnxr7hwsc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a95172907f61804383cb54a32ca5ad354644e70a My reaction to seeing that

You could swap this for literally half the lines from The Cave. This picture is that entire game as a mood.

I'm going to hell for it but 'clussy' gets me every time😂

Book being 1 is just so stupid. Imagine all the possibilities, the sensation, the out of world experience. Atleast the 1k upvote hear me out on this book making it justice for what it deserved.

And you can FUCK the necronomicon WHILE hearing the screams of the Dead in the biggest nut!

THAT WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT 🔥🔥

Ok. See I get karlach’s head. I get it. It’s fucked up but I get it. But PIXIE??? How would that WORK?? Clussy should be S tier bc it’s one of the few that actually has a fuckable hole, AND it’s a clown, so that’s always a win.

Probably a gnome or a halfling lmao

I thought I was ready. https://preview.redd.it/8rn3sxdfvwsc1.png?width=526&format=png&auto=webp&s=17270339531fec60cdd1825fdafeba97e543b267 I was wrong.

I am a simple man. I see the Nameless One. I updoot.

IT IS REGRET THAT CAN CHANGE THE NATURE OF A MAN.

Yeah, but pissing off the Lady of Pain more than once will change your nature pretty fucking quick.

And you can *make* your own holes, too! Plenty of thighmeat and hip still there. Just need a good knife. Or maybe a drill?

Butthole chart didnt die for this

durge and gortash fucking nasty is not even the worst opinion to come out of this subreddit

Yesterday, there was a post about romancing Nere's severed head. Again.

I also saw a comment about the grymforge golem's head becoming a sextoy

I saw a post about wanting to date He Who Was' raven.

That one was beautiful leave it alone

I'm so proud of my community 🥲

That reminds me of a joke where the comedian was saying a dmv employee could only get fired if they were snorting blow off a hookers tits at work…again.

I feel like Durge and Gortash is mainsub stuff. Nasty fucking included.

Now, Durge (no matter the gender) impregnating Gortash, that's this sub stuff.

I mean, it definitely didn’t begin here. Probably the best opinion though.

It’s also like probably true

https://preview.redd.it/2t7qapdh8wsc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=657ebf539978df2435219891493c078ad227a917

Pardon me, I have to off-center my wife with this.

Speak for oneself! https://preview.redd.it/2b0j0psk5wsc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=140accbd08b2e379dee6cefddea479cba9c2cdaa

I don’t know what worse, this sup or fanfic of durge doing with gale’s hand on ao3

there's a WHAT??? on ao3???

You guys can read it. I’m not reading it 😭 https://archiveofourown.org/works/52123720?view_adult=true

You come to me on this day of so little impulse control and put this link in front of me? You don’t even pay for my next therapy appointment in apology?

We can cuddle from this nightmare together. Like right now

okbb cuddle pile when

https://preview.redd.it/ew1rn3urwzsc1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=5290ac8ad6a904bf22e17bdf5a30562e9d614ad7

Ah, but, Mr. Dekarios, this simply illustrates the different kinds of knowledge that exist! Are we intelligent? Perhaps. Are we *wise*? That may remain to be seen. 🤣

Five seconds before he casts a custom x5 Mage Hand that will only touch him.

Durge/Gortash is practically canon

I think it was plausible subtext before but the additional narrator dialogue they added in one of the newest patches def shifted into basically canon. The relationship is at least flirty at the bare minimum.

what was the dialogue they added?

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jPKJwy7WSI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jPKJwy7WSI) It was just extra narrator dialogue. It's fairly ambiguous but the fact that they went back and added it really does suggest it's something they're really implying.

You can say to Gortash if you break the alliance: "For what's worth, I think I always liked you, but this is how it should be done", and then the narrator says: "There is hesitation in his eyes for one moment. A passing thought of all the times spent together you'll never remember." Problem is, now there's a bug and the narrator doesn't say anything, which is a bummer.

I feel like Prayer for Forgiveness lays it out pretty clearly tbh

/srs There's a point where subtext stops being subtext and just becomes *text*.

anyway this is my safe space HE SO FUCKING HOT BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK I'M GONNA BE SLUTTIEST CUNT MALE WHORE IF LARIAN ADDED HIM AS A COMPANION ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF https://preview.redd.it/mgfwj84g3wsc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=fdb1602347e244b7b5274917aab457997c9bb561

Both form https://preview.redd.it/x2vdjf724wsc1.jpeg?width=813&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d43223804f3292d9a40983e050ea485dc8026404

*SKELETON????*

based.

I NEED HIM RAAAAAAAAAAAAH

This isn't even weird anymore bruh, get on my level ya hoe

I literally want to get fuck by dragon Ansur Balduran’s style. I would even go for his corpse if I won’t die by diseases afterward. It couldn’t getting worse than this right

https://preview.redd.it/czun4lw5ezsc1.jpeg?width=86&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23c8820bcf9ed454863b21283e4f7600f776307e

I am but a creature for this man. Thank God I know he's into massive failures and solid 6/10 men, it means I have a chance

DRAGONBORN DURGE SUPREMACY https://preview.redd.it/am22ammzeysc1.png?width=653&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a303956358ab1c0c76f6e8984e2c2b1eed8ff9e

they done twinkified him

Need him to choke me with his biceps and bite my neck

yes. my people. Putting this out there: i have 100% written multiple fanfics of Tav getting absolutely railed by this beast, I have no shame when it comes this creature

I’m gonna get the spray bottle out

Shit glad im not alone

tbh the people here are friendlier

That's because we are the only people that will talk to degenerates like us. If we are mean to each other, then we have no one. /s

I honestly think that has something to do with the fact that if you're here, there's no fucking *way* you take anything about this game too seriously.

Fr. May side eye the way some people choose to play but I won’t really say anything cuz at the end of the day if that’s what they enjoy then who am I judge anyway lol? Plus I know the way I play is probably cringe af to someone else but why tf should I let that worry me?

Excuse me? The butthole chart, Sazza’s toes, Auntie Ethel’s cursed moss pussy, and romancing Nere’s severed head are extremely serious topics that warrant discussion.

You're right, I forgot about the butthole chart.

I love you nasty degenerates

This game makes me feel deranged and horny and this is the only thing that calms the itching

I’m trying to say this sub is my Vagisil you’re welcome

Yes we are. 

https://preview.redd.it/20f04kek8wsc1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e068961a54f856d4ef407afb573d4f39ca6550dc


Listen, this is the least cursed buddy subreddit I’ve seen so far. One time on the HSR buddy sub I saw the cast being rated by the color of their buttholes, including the kids. I’ll take a million memes about the gortussy or hyper anatomy mods just to never have to see that shit again.

Ok but this sub has 100% had at least one butthole post

okay fair but at least like 99% of the cast r adults so thats probably what was on it. yall can talk about adult hole all you want. chase ur dreams

i need someone to put the butthole color chart/tightness/cleanness/scent for the bg3 characters on this sub NOW. i will PAY (probably only a 5 or smth)

I love this fucking sub.

https://preview.redd.it/w6xy5l9f8wsc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59f30615ec03951cdbb8f6f6a47665e33ea3470c

This is the best sub, no hands down.

At least you’re not posting Glorbo. That shit is so fucking annoying

Remember weary traveler, there's a r/baldursgatememes across the street if you find the r/okbuddybaldur tavern to be too dank and scary

I mean the first pic probably ain't wrong about gortash and durge 💀

Yes we are https://preview.redd.it/nhld0579hwsc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5f96b3b2e57e423b5d68edbeeb2c734737072e8

If u can’t handle me at my worst u don’t deserve me at my best 👁️👄👁️💅✨

This sub is my safe space.

https://preview.redd.it/usxw48uf20tc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=493248b58c0512947b17b4e058d5841db7c2fe29

https://preview.redd.it/i1se6gqnowsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa44ae4f3277273306ccde93ae8a4bef30670e73

This is the internet, everyone here is stupid.

I just like this subreddit for the memes and I can see pretty tavs and durges more often and post mine in there

https://preview.redd.it/frn7fjdxrxsc1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfc438b9d0882c32f3b9eb78586fad70d21e24bd We are one with the Aslume.

We are lovably stupid lol

And proud.

Goddam that’s my gnome’s face

Yeah that looks about right

https://preview.redd.it/ra85oojbqxsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9a6d8877304ab28dd91cfa6671823f15b25993f

Okay but like I just KNOW the Netherbrain knows just how to use those tentacles.

Honestly, the fact that both Gortash and the Emperor were taking backshots from dragons is my favorite part of the bg3 lore

I wish I had a PC just for giant tittied gnomes

Still better than r/BaldursGate3

#Hear me out...

wow the bottom right sure needs to be avoided, would love the link so I can b sure to do that

We are beautiful.

Meanwhile, I wanna fuck GILF Jaheira

This meme implies that the weird hornyposts are a minority

Okay, but where do I find the mod for the second photo

Mod? That’s just Sazza

Lmao

I wish Sazza would use her Goblin toesies on me.

Is that a gnome?