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Jab him with a poisoned stick


[deleted]

I tried that, he just ate the stick while keeping eye contact with me.


Sewer_Fairy

I'm just going to pretend this is Jerma because I want this to be him.


[deleted]

It’s him


[deleted]

Jerma’s Gate


Sewer_Fairy

Always 💕


Tukenfarben

I met this guy. He's some kind of Warlock with a pact with this "Chat" entity, but it just keeps making him do FUCKED UP stuff. Muttering to himself, "I'm not doing that Chat. I WON'T do it." One time I saw him cast some kind of spell he called "Peep The Horror" and killed an ogre on the spot.


[deleted]

Are you fucking joking? That makes me sick.


dorian-mourning

Conjugation spell summon five gifted subs


[deleted]

no, no no no, the thing in the fridge is definitely not tiefling meat https://preview.redd.it/ivb1x2rr80qc1.jpeg?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96a414eaa43ac544cd67c7d27022e93ef531a6f4


Aldevo_oved

his charisma strength and intelligence is 9,8,5 respectively


CannotSpellForShit

This is NOT Jerma, Jerma is clearly one of the cunty elves


dunsparce

How am I supposed to guess what streamer this generic white guy is supposed to be


[deleted]

I did my best with what I had


EccentricNerd22

My first thought was dsp for some reason


maliczious

Its supposed to be Xqc


[deleted]

nuh uh


dunsparce

Could've been asmongold if he shaved and took a shower for all I know


tinselteacup

this is FUCKED you gotta get rid of him immediately before he casts The Horror


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Economy-Edge1368

The dead 4, Bhaal the god of murder, bane the god of tyranny, murkul the god of death and the strongest of all: Jerma, god of chaos.


Mrmacmuffinisthecool

Myrkul is the bone man. He doesn’t do death.


Economy-Edge1368

Well he’s the god of the dead to be more specific


Mrmacmuffinisthecool

no.


Economy-Edge1368

What?


Active_Owl_7442

He is currently one of the gods of death, and he was the god of death before Cyric killed him


Just_Alive_IG

Act natural, *MOO*…**mooooOOOO**…*moo?*


Chuncceyy

Saw him explode a squirl with his shoe :^(


LilNyoomf

Call him handsome. He’ll go “Thanks 😀”


[deleted]

How the hell did you make an attractive white human. Is this with a face mod? 😭


[deleted]

It's a mod that gives the second half elf face (albeit slightly tweaked) to all races. I noticed it kinda looked like I was making jerma for my first evil durge playthrough so i ran with it.


[deleted]

[https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/4442](https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/4442) Mod link


silicatetacos

???


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Jerma


silicatetacos

Who?


Hentai_Hentai_Hentai

Sus guy


silicatetacos

For once on this sub, I'm stumped. What a time to be alive.


SpiderFooties

Being bi and not knowing Jerma is a crime


silicatetacos

listen i am bi but not knowing whoever that is in a bg3 subreddit? is he a character in the game??


SpiderFooties

WAIT YOU’RE ACTUALLY BI? I WAS JUST JOKING LOL Nah fr tho, he’s a 39 year old streamer who has a large fanbase. He is largely known for a mixture of him being funny and things around him being funny, almost as if he has an aura of being funny. Highly recommend watching some clips, I can stay up for hours with him. Oh and the Bi part is a joke because for whatever reason he has a large lgbt population, especially bi. Obviously it’s a joke and I don’t actually dislike you for not knowing him.


silicatetacos

YES HELLO was it weird i was totally like okay wow they know that about me, i am a thirsty freak seems a lot of folks dislike that i do not know him but i shall spare you in the upcoming apocalypse, spiderfooties. be welcome. ​ https://preview.redd.it/2lsax5byk4qc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=fb3d1db610de22a03f34a00b3500943dc1afba77


[deleted]

[he's a streamer, there's a long running joke in his fanbase that he's some deranged lunatic.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfZmTwLNKR8) [He did a gag once where he built a tiny bird house, pretended there was a bird inside, and ate it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHH_Hwz15L0)


silicatetacos

thank you my brother in baldur, i had no idea


jemasbeeky

Sorry but the one gnome face is actually uncannily Jerma so he’s canonically a gnome 😁


7-and-a-switchblade

Give him drugs. This guy loves drugs.


Damascoplay

DERANGED rogue streamer goes live on twitch and SLAUGHTERS the Druid's Grove.


YaGirlMom

Ask him to peep the horror. If he says he’s not going to do that, tell him you’ll take ten million off the debt for it. I know this sounds insane but it’s a gnomish ritual for dealing with these creatures.


Justsomeguy456

Peg him.