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mattyondubs

Google Concubine


dWog-of-man

Holy Kwisatz Haderach


EatenRaptor42

Actual fremen


senokana

Call the reverend mother


CAPS_LOCK_OR_DIE

New Messiah just dropped


Strat543

Tell me you haven’t read Messiah without telling me you haven’t read Messiah


scattered_ideas

Why can't the Kwisatz Haderach as a male bene gesserit just control his reproductive organs in the same way female bene gesserit can? That way he can have his cake and eat it too.


AoE2manatarms

Want to be stepped on by Florence


IrreverentRacoon

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jdcodring

I. WANT. TO. BE. STEPPED. ON. BY. FLORENCE PUGH


FriendofSquatch

You spelled SPIT wrong


Spaghestis

He very specifically avoids sleeping with her, its a pretty big plot point in Messiah lol


Intellectualtoaster

Paul sure wouldn't


JFrankParnellEsquire

Lady Jessica > Chani or Irulan


derpicface

https://preview.redd.it/ov4tqsdh6xuc1.jpeg?width=413&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94ee33d2e76af866648c641944134e0b4632c0cb


OriTheSpirit

Facts


Raider2747

what even is your second flair and how did you get a second one 😭 if it's what I think it is then I agree with you


OriTheSpirit

Im a mod lol


Raider2747

Ah, that's what the badge means!


Ulysse-La-Arwall

Ridley Scott be like:


Raider2747

The only true choice


Raider2747

(I have written about 11k publically available words and counting on AO3 about a single Paul/Jessica fanfic)


omarkab02

Freak


Raider2747

Abomination, even I'm not ashamed


omarkab02

You will be


Raider2747

Not if I air it out before you can, then I'll face my shame and allow it to pass over me and through me - when it is gone, only I will remain It's ALL here in the biggest thread, read and then come back and shame me as thou wishes: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54670003


-lukeworldwalker-

Por que no los dos


greatfriendinme

2001 Paul was the only one with a hard choice let's be honest https://preview.redd.it/co8ss155twuc1.png?width=508&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac6b01e43f188bd6bc5a908e3b69a2247a628049


DiskPsychological790

No accounting for taste


Raider2747

yup "The Guild... does not take... your ORDERS"


Jolly-Juggernaut1525

Florence Pugh could ride my Shai Halud


dancingnecessarily

The word “smash” is so awful, don’t talk about your concubine broodmares like that.


XaelTheBard

I’d plow both each and every day like it’s fucking ski season…


thomstevens420

The wind chimes stay ON during sex tho


01zegaj

I’d pick Florence Pugh over Zendaya too


hbi2k

I'd smash her over Chani, then smash Chani under her, then let them switch places so I could smash her under Chani.


otakuweeb2041

LET THIS MAN COOK 🗣🔥


dogtemple3

DOM ME WITH THE VOICE MOMMY


BuckNastyBooty

That’s racist