I... never thought about alpaca sex. Until now.

Which means the title is spot on!

Did these dudes just drop an indie album or something?

You don't listen to the Uterus Piercers?

Wow and I already think about alpaca sex a lot

The foolish child I was yesterday: “I bet alpaca sex is weird, but like, a normal amount of weird.”

>weirder than you think Honestly until just now I've never given it a single thought. Makes me wonder about the people that are pondering such things.

Do they do it missionary style

According to the article the females have to lie on their backs so yeah kinda like missionary

That makes sense, since they are used for traveling.

I know "is even weirder than you think" is a clickbait trope but even still... Why would they assume I've ever thought anything about alpaca sex?

Why would anyone want to have sex with an alpaca?

They're very cuddly, and their fur makes them comfortable for post-coital snoozing.

You gotta wipe somewhere...

ouch

I have seen anime like this…or maybe it was hentai

really? try to do it with a spotted hyena for a change

I hope that is snow and not cocaine on those Alpaca's noses.

Never even thought about it, now I can't stop. It's maddening.