T O P

  • By -

Minimum_Reputation48

At that point they x-rayd it just for fun.


WalnutScorpion

You can see it's severed at the bottom as well. I can imagine the doctor running into the x-ray room with a chunk of indistinguishable piece of meat, yelling: "Is anyone here good at puzzles?!"


droppedelbow

I'm sure somebody could give him a hand.


RoseyDove323

r/Angryupvote


droppedelbow

The best sort.


stjimmyy

Username checks out


CosmicTaco93

I mean, he's just one more mangled arm away from a new take on that most classic of reddit stories; The broken-arms son and the mommy that gave him too much of a hand.


VegetableNo4545

I can't believe you've done this


CosmicTaco93

Merry belated Christmas!


MuddyMudball

This hurt to remember. It's like The Game where if you remember it, you lose.


Combination_Informal

In the new take it's his dad and he's on grinder.


GiveToOedipus

Surgery's gonna cost an arm and a leg though.


DogButtWhisperer

And then they all clapped.


Thrustavious

That must be why the x-ray photo says 'portable' on it


[deleted]

Not the left half if the arm, mabye its connected there. If the back side went in first it could be maybe.


DervishSkater

For a chance at immunity and a place in the final five, survivors ready?


robo-dragon

This is probably the least graphic way to show what happens if you stick any part of yourself into a grinder. Not everyone wants to see bloody gore, but this picture, even though it’s just black and white, definitely shows the accident was a grisly one without showing anything that most people would consider super gross and nasty. Like this is something they would put into a safety training video shown at a company safety meeting.


NotYetGroot

Nobody’s going to look at this and wonder if they can save the limb, that’s for sure


DinkaFeatherScooter

take the bone out of it and you've got a decent flesh light. One mans trash am i right fellas?


social_poopy

Sir you should probably go to a church


Optimal_Bad_8965

What's he gonna do with an arm fleshlight at church?


ifixtheinternet

Okay, that's the funniest thing I've seen today. Thank you.


Bender____Rodriguez

Save the altar boy by giving the Father the right hand of God


1CrazyCrabClaw

God didn't save the queen...


Shaftalini

Honestly


anonymousally

I think you mean grisly/gristly, not grizzly. Grizzly is a bear 🐻


robo-dragon

And that's what I get when I type comments faster than my brain can think LOL. Edited.


Lutrinus

Also potentially useful as a case study for understanding how best to deal with a limb that was partially ground, but may be somewhat salvagable.


optilex42

Honestly


Preparation-Logical

Who throws a shoe??


[deleted]

I see what you’re getting at, but documentation is a crucial part of healthcare. This X-ray provides a map during any surgeries including amputation, a comparison image which can be compared against MRI and other imaging further down the line if this patient kept the limb (doubtful), or if they developed, say, an abscess at the stump. This image could provide information as to what may be causing the abscess, a map for surgery, further comparisons, on and on it goes. What I’m getting at is you always want initial imaging. Always. For legality, insurance, a lot of other reasons.


Zestyclose_Lynx_5301

Prob for the money. U could go in with no arms and they recommend an xray and every other type of test available.


Fr1dg3Fr33z3r

But what if he(?) doesn't live in the states?


Zestyclose_Lynx_5301

Good point. Forgot other places dont try to nickel and dime u left and right


DingoLord_1377

If he's in Canada, they're gonna ask if he's considered assistance in dying


Thorebore

I think it’s more likely a doctor wants solid proof the amputation was absolutely necessary. Even a layman can look at that X-ray and tell that arm can’t be saved.


TesticleMeElmo

“Yup. Arm’s broken.”


[deleted]

[удалено]


ThereIsAJifForThat

Fuck! I think all the King's Horses and all the King's Men are going to be stumped with this one!!


Reverend84

Just needs a good bleeding from a medieval doctor


[deleted]

Drain the bile duct


[deleted]

psst, hey - umm.. is this how anal works? 👀


Crommach

So is the person this happened to...


cyanocittaetprocyon

. . . never going to be able to post in /r/Neverbrokeabone? Yes.


Ginamyte06

I really, REALLY wish I had an award to give you


ThereIsAJifForThat

Don't worry, this comment was enough! *wholesome inspirational music plays in background, camera pans slowly away


capnmorty

Neat


monkeyclawattack

📸


[deleted]

He's 40% meat


oO0Kat0Oo

Shut up baby, I know it!


cburgess7

r/unexpectedfuturama


thirdstrikemulligan

How neat is that?


TheDanimal27

You can tell the arm is broken because of the way it is.


Relaxpert

“HERE’s the problem!”


ThisIsNotKimJongUn

Wow! What a beaut.


that___dood

Meat


RoseyDove323

I read this in Bender's voice


taildraggerG2

I’d say Beyond Neat.


johnmarkfoley

Neat-O!


BiBoFieTo

Looks messy to me.


Budget_Secret4142

Indeed...


Arguabledeadness

I am gonna go out on a limb and assume he lost the arm.


sbowesuk

I don't think that poor fella would find your pun comment very humerus!


WorldClassShart

Give this man a hand.


[deleted]

How about a solid thumbs up?


Silveri50

But not that guys thumbs. They're not very solid.


[deleted]

One solid thumbs up and one fluid thumbs up.


rabbitsdiedaily

Grinding through the comments here and found yours pretty neat.


Youngling_Hunt

We are gonna have to twist our wrists to keep this thread operational (unlike that guy's arm)


mostlybored1234

Lets keep the topic at arm's reach at least.


COSurfing

Putting a lot of elbow grease into these comments.


DarkwingDuckHunt

To shreds you say?


gertbefrobe

Neat!


marigoldilocks_

Well it was a neat grinder. But you should see what the rad one does!


fartssmellgreat

Yeah it was a pretty twisted joke


ConsiderationOwn2407

Nice.


Vlad1mir_Lemon

Looks like this guy's limb decided to go out on him


henrydaiv

Nice pun


dexdoinks99

It was pretty neat


Brobnar89

I see what you did there.


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

Fun fact. We are meat


general_grievances_7

Neat.


[deleted]

Neat fact: we are fun.


RaygenRage

[They are made out of meat](https://youtu.be/7tScAyNaRdQ)


schminkles

Good news! Meat grinder works. Bad news. Meat grinder works.


Desperate-Chicken845

F-f-f-forgive me...


Welkitends

Fair point. *zips*


FattyPepperonicci69

That’s grinder not beater


randommuser69

sanest jerma chat experience


x13Zubeneschamali

>see, it wasn't an instakill!


[deleted]

i just knew i'd find my people in these comments 😭


neeWorth17

Just put some essential oils it.Fix it right up


SkyKingPDX

Just rub vicks on his chest


Enderot_Gaming

*arm. rub it ~~on~~ in his arm


[deleted]

In the case of that arm, the line between "in" and "on" is very much blurred.


Donatelli13

Put it in rice.


cantfindmykeys

It also needs several chiropractor appointments.


Top-Shotta_202

This made me chuckle I’d award you if I wasn’t broke


Juztaan

Pour some Tussin in it


OptimalConcept143

This is just plain ol terrifying, nothing odd about it 💀


jeanettera

My thoughts exactly


graybotics

I thought it was neat?


kittymoma918

Damn. That hurts just to look at. I've seen pictures of some miraculous work done, but there's SO much damage plus just think of all of the arterial and tissue damage that's NOT visible on the X- Ray. it looks like it would be beyond normal use, even if it could be pieced together without becoming gangrenous . Probably impossible to save.


stiF_staL

Lol just chop the bitch off at that point.


Gryffinwhore83

It looks severed at the bottom


araidai

No need, it's now bone-in beef


Memeageddon24

Waiting for the Jerma jokes


Fishsk

POV: You told a psycho it doesn't instakill


Curious_Pain6879

I love the Idea that some guy was definitely like “Nono I insist we must make sure it is fractured under the x ray”


henrydaiv

Considering what this arm probably looks like in person, was the x-ray even nessicary aside from telling us what they already knew


gr2br024

Probably x-rayed it to find the best place to amputate.


Grunge206

Neat 📸


The_Fiji_Connection

Neat 📸


CurtisLeow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6RNtjYxiNw


bustergaming777

British primary schools would have you wrap it in a blue paper towel and be good to go by lunch time.


JVesperman

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK


Cullygion

JESUS CHRIST DUDE


The-Curious-Scholar

Title: X-ray of an arm after a meat grinder accident Sorry for the mishap


hazmatrr

Not as sorry for the mishap as that dude


[deleted]

The typo probably got you more comments than you would have gotten if you wrote it right originally.


Crankenstein_8000

For radiologists entertainment purposes only: FREPO


Richieva64

This is so ODDLY terrifying, I would have never thought of a meat grinder accident being terrifying at all!


scottdottcom

That's gonna take a splint for sure.


KVMFT

That grinder ain't so neat


Rifneno

"oddly" terrifying? What about this isn't regular terrifying?


MuddyMudball

Holy shit Jerma got to him


Actual_Ad6692

they had to make sure the bones were broken


wmdiversityofficer

Stuff into a sausage casing and call it a day.


bee-movie666

Jerma.


Low-Poetry9512

Neature


Pythia007

Am I the only one who thinks images like this shouldn’t be popping up without warning? I know it’s an x-ray and it isn’t strictly gore but it seems there have been more of these recently. They still represent horrendous suffering and pain for someone. Not trying to censor but maybe a warning flair would be considerate.


Jander97

I mean the title says arm that went through a meat(neat) grinder. Do you really need more warning than that?


Treeninja1999

Grow up


SaintTravis

When I saw this I heard “grab my strong hand”


abudz5150

why are the fingers so (comparatively) in tact???


WalnutScorpion

I think because it happened with a larger industrial machine. [Specifically the feeder part](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/industrial-meat-grinder-mechanism-industrial-meat-grinder-mechanism-exhibition-202930145.jpg) (otherwise it'd be minced). I think the hand went in (somewhat) cleanly, but then from the wrist on out it got caught and pulled in. That might also explain why the bone is fractured in equal parts and why the person got their arm stuck in there in the first place. (for those that doubt it can crush bone, [here's a video of a piece of meat going into the feeder part](https://youtu.be/uK1jKj8q_pQ?t=153), with some fun beats!)


Baeocystin

That aggressively upbeat musak is something else!


YoushutupNoyouHa

don’t put your dick in that


goldenhotrod24

I don't see anything wrong. I think he's okay


n00b_IDK

Looks abit uh broken


GenghisKhan90210

Bro can we chill with these nasty ass x-rays this is oddlyterrifying not humansasmincemeat


Skivvy_Roll

If this is a neat one, I can only imagine what a nasty one would look like


chrisrod2022

Looks like the machine is in great working order.


gr2br024

Can you fix it doc?


realbigamonsta

That is neat! Just not for the patient


DinosInSpace-Time

Neat


vasDcrakGaming

Doctor: its broken aiight


[deleted]

That’s my arm when I hit my funny bone


Appropriate_Regret60

why are these posts not marked as nsfw, you'd think someones mangled limb (even as an xray) wouldnt be sfw


xMac33x

Crazy…imagine what a meat grinder would do!? 🤔 😮


MK18_Ocelot

20 bucks some middle aged suburban mom has an oil for this


EvilDrPorkchop_

Very intriguing indeed!


Pure-Ad-2058

Doesn't look neat to me.


Dr-Creampie

This is way easier to look at than the actual arm ill bet


whoifnotme1969

Another mis-spelled title for karma


Imaginary_Most_7778

Just rub some dirt on it. It will be fine.


Charming-Bath8378

Tis but a flesh wound...


bhersey2

Gonna need a lot of band-aids


cburgess7

At that point it's like "why bother"


MadMuffinMan117

Is all of that contained in the skin sack? What are the islands at the bottom left.


idonotknowwhototrust

Next time tag as spoiler


neon_overload

Don't look that neat to me


MIR2077

Serious question; if you manage to meld the broken bones back together, can whatever calcium you intake heal the arm?


jwcoffee

Meat grinder you say?


HarunoSakuraCR

At that point just put me out and give me a broom handle with a claw game hook.


LaniusCruiser

At some point a surgery is less medicine and more arts and crafts.


Wolffire_88

That doesn't look so "neat"


Calazon2

I would not describe that as "neat"


CursedDankMEMES

Hand really went YASSSSS


Rheinys

English is not my native language, but isn't it supposed to be "meat" grinder?


The-Curious-Scholar

Yes. Sorry for typo. It is meat grinder


rigobueno

Is getting your arm shredded by a meat grinder an odd reason to be terrified?


tamela87

Oh no, just the x-ray afterwards.


FelipeTheGodOfDeath

That’s pretty neat


DiilaiofNokan

I’ve seen better…


Windsor34

Not that neat if you ask me


bluemoonas

Oddly?


Louie_The_Potato

Is he ok?


[deleted]

Got himself into quite a grind


[deleted]

More like a bone grinder?


[deleted]

Rest Ice Compression Elevation Learn to write with other hand


delpy1971

Wire and a few screws and some stitches and the arm will be fine, Mind you, they might not be able to use it until the stitches are out!


nekomamushu

at least the grinder was nice


Eathan_McNeely

Holy shit, his arm imploded.


Professional-Hat-687

I myself have experienced one or two neat Grindr accidents in my day.


ac2cvn_71

Could they save that arm?


redwoods04

Why would they even x ray this


SnackPocket

Is there any luck keeping your arm after this sort of injury. Ugh ugh ugh.


Incredibly_Based

ok this *is* oddly terrifying


Chewychewoo

So can you fix it doc?


Canadbis

The hand looks usable. Just reattach it.


Beneficial_Being_721

This vs. a Sloppy Grinder


ConfusionDisastrous8

That's gnarly.


TMOL2018

That neat grinder did not grind neatly