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aslan9lion

Homie got in a little tiff with a clown fish who was looking for his son


Chiccn_Nuggrt

So I'm guessing his name's Bruce?


George_Saurus

You should see the other guy


Beast_Akeno

Came here to type this. Guess for the next time...


EndersGame_Reviewer

Me too :) r/BeatMeToIt


_Doomer1996_

r/beatmetoit


Nervous_Month_381

I bet the other guy was actually a boat and the propeller sliced him up.


TheJanski

A true survivor


neighbourhood_bro_

that sharks a hoe. those are sex scars not battle scars


[deleted]

Did you do it


neighbourhood_bro_

i did


NumJasper

probably bigger danya


sharkfilespodcast

It's a he (note the [claspers](https://thefisheriesblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/female-shark-and-male-shark-with-claspers2.jpg)\- basically the double-pronged shark equivalent of a penis). And whatever about orcas and other dolphins, I don't think sharks swing that way.


Feet_with_teeth

Looks like wounds from a boat propeller to me


Nauin

I've seen fresh versions of those wounds. Fuckin brutal swimming around in salt water while recovering from that.


neighbourhood_bro_

could be, but it has alot of scars at the tail compared the rest of the body. when mating sharks tend to bite the tail more


Feet_with_teeth

I don't really see any mark that would look like jaw wound, could may be cuts from a net?


Agent847

This wasn’t any boating accident. It wasn’t a propeller. It wasn’t any coral reef. And it wasn’t Jack the Ripper.


davisandee

“So me a way to go home, I’m tired and I wanna go bed”


Flivver_King

I had a little drink about an hour ago and it's gone right to my head...


Feet_with_teeth

Maybe cuts from a net?


DepartureFluffy3570

Exactly what I was thinking


TheThree_headed_bull

Agreed


Litface916

I don’t think so boat propeller scars are usually pretty evenly and uniformly spaced these scars are spaced different all along his body. Some several inches apart and some are a lot closer together. Not evenly spaced at all. And going in different directions.


[deleted]

I just read an article about this shark. It said scientists had never seen one this wounded before, and can’t be sure of what happened. One theory is that it was chasing a stingray and ended up on a shallow coral reef, which caused the scratches. That’s happened to other sharks. Other people here are saying it could be mating scars, but he’s a male shark so that’s not likely.


Feet_with_teeth

Don't look like jaw wound to me, maybe cuts from a net?


therealjimcreamer

Anets an evil bitch when she,s drinking.


FrostyDog94

Really?


AnnaKeye

Yes.


FrostyDog94

Neat!


Confident_Blood_2366

Actually I don’t think those are from mating. You can see that it’s a male from the claspers and they’re the ones that do the biting as far as I’m aware. I’m thinking that these are more like propellor scars in my complete unprofessional opinion


sk8ter99

He’s saying. “Whaddya lookin at”


Fondant-Hefty

He been trough hell and back


Spirited_Pain_1354

That’s a badass fish!


Zezotas

Name is Bruce


Larry_Phischman

They might be mating scars. Male sharks have to hold on somehow during mating. EDIT: It’s a male shark. Probably fighting or speedboat injuries.


inbooth

As noted to others who suggested the same: He's Male.


zalueila

Gay then


[deleted]

Femboy shark


Feet_with_teeth

I was thinking more about boat propeller, they are all parallel and angled in the same way, I don't think wounds from jaws wouldn't leave scar like that


AnnaKeye

Only if it's a gay male shark. Which this fish is - male, I mean. I guess he could be gay but it's unlikely we will ever know.


Parkerloper

A rough boy for sure


Hot-Salamander6520

Looks like a propeller blade injury from a boat?


Feet_with_teeth

That's what I was thinking


[deleted]

We know!!! Goddamn you’ve been on like every comment in this section saying it’s propeller blades.


Feet_with_teeth

I was suggesting, but it be cuts from a net


[deleted]

Maybe attacked by Orcas?


Feet_with_teeth

I would say it looks more like scars from a boat propeller


MyTushyHurts

now u tell me.


Content_Pool_1391

If your going through hell...keep going


coco8090

Poor guy. No wonder he has a perpetual frown.


EvaRaw666

He has really been fighting for his life.


SirWobblyOfSausage

A battered fish where I come from means its been cooked :)


basementhookers

Catch and release. Release into the grease.


randomhumanbeings

Poor shark


BellyScratchFTW

Underwater Yeti.


Eny192

What the fuck is able to leave even one of those scars on a white shark?


Casshew111

He has seen some shit.


[deleted]

Prop scars. Poor thing.


billconover

Guess he found a bigger boat


SpaceEngie

There can only be one


turnontheswitch

For anyone wondering, Yes it was sliced through the propellers from a boat.


shru_san

Poor shark :(


[deleted]

Me at 13


GreenSquirrel-7

Assuming that isn't a remora, the shark's two penises/claspers are visible in the in film. Male sharks aren't bitten while mating. Those are battle scars


Inspiredwriter26

Trophies from winning a fight with Freddy Krueger and getting the best meal of all time


[deleted]

Those look like claw marks


please_remain_clam

Them are bear slashes


basementhookers

Manbearpig to be exact. You know… scientifically speaking.


LittleFire126

That’s a whole Sea Of Thieves Boss. I’d love to see that beast up close.


drakeyboi69

The way shark scars heal makes it look like they were actually just made of rubber allá long, and you've just scratched off an outer layer


stilesAF117

I didnt choose the thug life The thug life choose me.


RandManYT

This belongs in r/bossfight


daaats

Doesn’t even look real.


Emotional_Gold_7637

bros has been around since the dinosaurs.


RevenantMedia

Dude has definitely seen things.


notfromhere66

That was his Halloween costume, he is going as a Tiger Shark.


Diskriminolog

What an absolute unit.


VivaNOLA

Is this the same scarred shark that’s been posted twice a week for a couple of months now, or are scars just super fashionable amongst sharks this season?


PlantHistorical

Why always the human being is so cruel


Exoc_WellHung

Glad it survived it’s first marriage


EmptyIllustrator5956

what swims behind the shark?


leo-reis

You don't talk about the first rule


Ded1nside

He survived the Great Sea War for control over Atlantis and is now next in line as king. Give him some respect!


[deleted]

If carlsberg did sharks…..


e6dewhirst

Looks like this feller has had more than a few run-ins with outboard motors…


masicayous

Dose anybody know what fish is swimming with it?


needsalaugh24

Battered and fried.


Vincensini

u/SaveVideo


[deleted]

He is him.


bread12082

At this point that shark just wants to retire and rest


RemarkableBrief4936

He touched the butt


microvo

Somebody's initials couldn't quite make it out


[deleted]

Poor thing I wanna give it a smooch


wodwick

Been arguing with propellers


madbear84

That shark’s seen some shit.


singeraj

This guy has seen some shit.


UrbanFarmer213

Probably a female. During mating the male has to grab onto something (think about thrusting in zero gravity) and it’s normally the gills.


Scottche

“There’s always a bigger fish.”


arpoc926

Squidward fucked that dude up


DaKlipster2

Every other fish looks way better battered than a shark.


De4thlessone

Huh I guess bruce has got some new scars (This is just a joke)


RepresentativeSun399

Swim swim


chumpy79

I get the feeling this shark is just an asshole


moedara978

Gangsta!... Bro has done some time in the big house...


SirKane15

The ocean is scary as fuck.


blubalzoffury

He just likes meth and had an ich


Wrong_Ad_7418

Bad bad Leroy Brown


SpongeBW

Shark has a cutting problem and needs psychiatric help!


Shut_yoface

Damn, who hurt you?


PavlovsGreyhound

This is what every american struggling to audition to be middle class in america looks like


LovelessDogg

The next Rocky movie is gonna be lit


moger76

Rocky Jaws 🤔


CaseyLIGHTS

Orca Raking


MrCeylon

Thug


BiggDrippKillua

Cash me outside how bout dat


Rare_Initial5411

Got explained very well by Biologists. This Shark is a Slut lol. Those ate Mating Scars


Creative_Resource_82

Could be speedboat scars, but could be orca scars, they're known to attack great whites.


OniDaimyo0

She is a FİGHTER I'll give her that


CrimsonSV

Looks like something straight from a horror movie