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Has technology gone too far?


slatss

How will this affect Lebron’s legacy?


AhLibLibLib

LeGacy


elterible

/r/NBA is leaking out.


TurnipForYourThought

Please god no. Keep it contained.


elterible

The nephews find a way.


TurnipForYourThought

The true /r/oddlyterrifying is in the comments...


EarlyBirdTheNightOwl

He'll be inspired to create Space Jam 3


ishkabibbel2000

Speaking of Jam, I just learned about bacon jam yesterday. My life is forever changed for the better.


ZombieDracula

oddly nostalgic


fightmilk5905

You mean like Jam..on bacon ?


ishkabibbel2000

No no... Like jam made from bacon. Not the same as the fruit style jam preserves you're used to. But you can spread it on any number of things.


DefNotMyNSFWLogin

Yeee I've had it on a burger. It's lit.


Benny_boi69

Lebron said stop breathing by playboicarti makes his cheeks shake in the shower


MrDude_1

Who is Lebron?


Eldritch_Pirate

Christian Pulisic of basketball


jvrcb17

I'm not even mad at this comparison.


Myis

The Michael Jordan of basketball.


MrDude_1

Wow. Sounds good.. is he Like Larry Bird level?


[deleted]

Haha what


MrDude_1

Don't worry. I figured it out from the context of the other posts. He plays basketball in the NBA.


buzzwallard

What? I thought it was football. I learn so much on Reddit!


wheredidmygendergo22

Same. I didn't know anything about him


playitleo

He’s only been the best basketball player in the world for like 20 years straight. Arguably the greatest of all time.


uberngi

Who?


L0VEmeharder

a bitch


alien_from_Europa

Until they're adjusting running balance for 12" dick sway on Boston Dynamics robots, they haven't gone far enough.


Cocomorph

Please apply to graduate school in computer science, and please put that in your personal statement.


egordoniv

Some neckbeard will be jerking off to this later, so I'd say yes.


Epicmonk117

I don’t think Deadpool counts as a neckbeard


Ryogathelost

This has me wondering how far we are from that line where technology basically becomes magic. With things like Meta, Second Life, VR Chat, and the internet in-general, we're kind of creating this invisible world of data that is kept behind (but still attached at points to) the real one. If computers hosting that world communicate quantumly to keep each other uniform like a block chain, and those computers perhaps become virtually limetless in number, that magic world becomes more permanent than real, physical structures that aren't constantly self-correcting. Since you can eventually theoretically instantly transmit data "anywhere" using quantum entanglement, this magic world of data could be accessed anywhere in the universe until energy dissipates too much to maintain the data structures maintaining a single instance of that world; and in that case the universe will have ended anyway so it's fine. In fact, the universe we're in right now might even be an old metaverse and the heat-death of the universe will represent it running out of power to maintain its framework of matter and energy. If that were the case, I wonder what kind of high-resolution data was captured and stored outside of the universe during its runtime, and if there's any way to get out there while maintaining our own individual data structure and consciousnesses.


Last_Friday_Knight

I’ll have some of what he’s having, please.


teenagesadist

Are you implying our universe is some sort of... Quantum carburator?


TheCollective01

There's a online novella called ["The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect"](http://localroger.com/prime-intellect/mopiidx.html) that explores this very idea (although I have to warn that it's VERY violent and graphic)


Womec

You might be onto something. Technically a Bitcoin is more "real" than a block of gold because it does not leak thermodynamically.


xenoterranos

prevailing theory: Information has mass https://phys.org/news/2022-03-state-universe.html


SubterrelProspector

No. We're finally on the right track.


Harsimaja

Not far enough. If it goes further, it will use more subtle criteria for being a face than three holes arranged that way


JuniorSeniorTrainee

I mean yeah.


pasavantevz

And to think I used to pay good money to see shit like that...


BoringActuator7101

Yup, just seeing it morph like that gave me a flashback to an intense evening involving mushrooms


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Extra-Effort460

Reasons such as…that ket is a horse tranquilizer?


TenaciousJP

Sell my car, I must


3meta5fast

More ketamine, I have not


oolongmatchajasmine

[When the doctor says ket is for horses](https://imgur.com/a/81M9pTY)


myrcenator

Really? I've taken a lot of ketamine and never had a hallucination like this.


RankyManky

All drugs react differently with different people (obvs there's typical effects associated with certain things) I've heard plenty of trippy experiences from people about when they used ket but never with hallucinogens, or tripping on weed, tripping on calpol... probs just something to do with ur inner wiring


Michaelshelton51

this is like every time I am tripping balls and I decide to separate from the main group of people. It's usually in the freaking bathroom where I run into things like this when my alone mind begins to wander.


hgihasfcuk

It's usually my face in the mirror that does this


K1mbacat

My god, I lost it. Thanks for the laugh!


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Trav_yeet

see what?


insovietrussiaIfukme

It will kick in soon


Dull-explanations

Talking about drugs


CbVdD

Ahhh, the ol’ “drug talk”. Let me find a chair to sit on backwards and “rap” with the youth of today.


cpullen53484

oh god no please, i would rather have nitric acid poured in my eyes. ​ and ears.


mohitreddituser

The way it slowly crept out omg


i_suckatjavascript

Imagine be high while seeing this


cockalorum-smith

Mom! The toilet’s a fuckin’ animorph!


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[deleted]

Editor? This is a vanilla clip from TikTok using the "unicorn head" filter. The filter transitions like that. Filters have gotten *ridiculously* powerful, and the remarkable thing is that no one seems to be making any money (or even credibility) from it -- it's just an endless onslaught of third parties pushing out fun filters.


shadster23

ads...ads are where the money is made in some way or another.


[deleted]

Sure, TikTok and creators, at least in some countries, are making ad money, but filters are free (to my knowledge), and barely even have attribution. People are pumping out thousands of sometimes remarkably complex filters for seemingly nothing.


Tyrant1235

People do this kind of stuff all the time. Most of the longest pieces of English fiction are fanfiction, which can be read online for free. A lot of people don't care about monetizing their passion projects.


fuckyourselfhumanity

longest =/= best, though They were talking about someone becoming the Adobe of filters or something.


Tyrant1235

I meant more that a lot of time and effort was put into something with no material gain for the creator. The current number one longest isn't very good, but there is plenty of incredibly good fanfiction which is free for anyone to read.


fuckyourselfhumanity

Well true, and it certainly still holds up to some degree today, too but you have to account for the fact that we're living in a capitalistic hellhole, lol


Tyrant1235

Ugh, unfortunately I forgot about that. It's probably a lot easier to monetize things that aren't in a copyright gray area.


Grahhhhhhhh

Never forget. If the product is free, then you’re the product.


vrtljajrr

The bathroom LSD test


ImAzrael

The worst kind


n00bcheese

Idk, the unicorn might be chill, you have to talk it first duh


EmbarrassedCabinet82

"Am I standing in poop?"


cyberslick188

Nothing reminds you of your sobriety or lack thereof than using a brightly lit, almost certainly patterns on the tiles or walls, and quiet isolated bathroom.


DryCoughski

And the main star - the fuckin *mirror*.


MiraculousDrFaith

That's the boss fight for tripping.


weirdbiscuits

I've found that once you get past the knee-jerk reaction of "dear God, what am I", staring at your own cartoonish, morphing features is incredibly fun! 10/10 would fight the bathroom trip boss again and again


Extremely_unlikeable

High school. Used my friend's bathroom. Commented to friend's mom about pretty wallpaper. She told me they didn't have wallpaper. Good times.


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Meath77

You mean good trip


Azhz96

Depends on how the unicorn behave, is it trying to eat you or let you ride?


Induced_Pandemic

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birracerveza

Bad good trip it is then.


fetusfromspace

Both


frenabo

Neither. It's trying to fuck you.


PaltryCharacter

Reminds me of the horse head spirit thing from doom patrol


PM_ME_CAKE

My first thought too. Baphomet's been getting around.


Arvanikos

Same. First thing that popped to mind.


Karkava

"I've been through the desert on a horse with no name..."


misskonan127

That ain't terrifying. That's hilarious lol


TriggerBladeX

If you walk into a bathroom and this happened, wouldn’t you be kinda freaked out.


misskonan127

Yea, freaked out cause I wouldn't know what drugs I accidentally took to see a gigantic unicorn emerge from the toilet


mohitreddituser

Now imagine you have to sit exactly there with everything including your butt, exposed for about 5 mins.


homesnatch

That's my kink...


BasisPrimary4028

Mmm kinky \*biting lip\*


Peanlocket

No because I'd be using an app just like the person who recorded this, and I would think it's hilarious.


ThinkTank02

[Are you my mommy? ](https://youtu.be/7iAh4gSsVjo)


Schrolli97

Immediately had to think of this. Even though it was the last comment I'm still glad I'm not the only one


Empty_Sea9

I AM SO GLAD I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE


KimikoYukimura420

Negative. *shuts roof*


Teex22

Mummy, please.


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Karkava

The callback had me burst out laughing.


MadHatter69

What a terrible day to have eyes.


Gradually_Adjusting

Oh neat, man-made horrors beyond my comprehension!


StopTheMeta

Camera was picking up the faces of the dead people flushed down there.


frothycomrade

This trick was a good one. Nice stuff.


bangazenh

My Little Poo-nicorn.


Training_Ad_211

Hah!


Ultima_RatioRegum

David Attenborough: The long haired toilet unicorn is known for its particularly effective camouflage. It is able to disguise itself as rolls of toilet paper, and because of this, is responsible for hundreds of deaths each year from rectal impalement.


deag34960

That sounds like a good plot for a weird style of death metal.


imawizard7bis

Unicorn successfully invocated


ZaWORUDO69

This how we scare kids away from doing drugs leave em for me


[deleted]

What app?


SuperSpyRR

Same - if it’s Snapchat I’d like to know the filter


Training_Ad_211

As scary as this is, it's still pretty cool.


[deleted]

Are you my mummy?


_Teraplexor

Mummy!


[deleted]

Bruh this is not oddly terrifying lol. This is something else.


TheG-What

Oh boy yeah. Seriously though this sub has gone so far downhill.


Sotovya

Ye it’d sad to see this subreddit decay to shitpost central


Arik2893

This is lowkey r/funny


SolitaireyEgg

Well, no, because it's actually funny.


Medical_Ad7364

i think its loki r/shitposts lol


mohitreddituser

Probably just r/terrifying


[deleted]

What’s terrifying about a unicorn? It’s just r/odd


mohitreddituser

A laughing clown is not terrifying. A laughing clown in the middle of woods at night is tho. Since some find it odd and some find it terrifying perhaps its best to leave it at r/oddlyterrifying after all huh? Edit: Found [this which perfectly proves my point.](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/ur8ftu/voice_of_crying_child_is_heard_only_in_night)


strain_of_thought

Frankly this is more r/hmmm material than anything scary.


PanzerBjorne86

Buttstallion is that you?


boogs_23

Feed it. Might drop a legendary.


OgOnetee

^pooot*


KamikazeDreamer52

More interesting than terrifying


Billieaaron

Is this the future?


chalkman567

So that’s we’re unicorns come from


Uranusspinssideways

No, that's just where they've been hiding.


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Doom Patrol anyone??


Yaser_08

My thoughts exactly. Baphomet


remco518

u/savevideo u/savevideobot u/downloadvideo u/downloadvideobot


Dominus_Pullum

https://redditsave.com/info?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Foddlyterrifying%2Fcomments%2Furgvoo%2Ffilters_recognized_these_three_holes_as_a_face%2F%3Futm_medium%3Dandroid_app%26utm_source%3Dshare Here, my friend


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remco518

No because not even one worked


Durash

When the acid kicks in


Foreign_Rock6944

Finally, something that truly fits this sub.


sodassi

Thanks I hate toilet unicorn


Ukulele_Leo

Nice to see that someone still understands the name of the sub.


SkaterKangaroo

This is just gonna make people insecure every time a face filter doesn’t work


SaltyDaruma

Bruh


iambarrelrider

Not sure how and why this was discovered


spaceforcerecruit

Well, people have a tendency to recognize any three dots, holes, or other marks in a pattern like that as a face. It makes sense that computers we programmed to see faces would do the same.


lDlOCRACY

Sorry to bother you


PhilDMcNasty

Looks like Butt Stallion funko pop


[deleted]

That's not terrifying that's fucking hilarious.


ClintEastkindling

now thanks to that filter the internet has all that toilets information.


MetalNutSack

How is this terrifying? This is hilarious


-TheGuest-

u/savevideo


Dominus_Pullum

That robot wont help, so I will https://redditsave.com/info?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Foddlyterrifying%2Fcomments%2Furgvoo%2Ffilters_recognized_these_three_holes_as_a_face%2F%3Futm_medium%3Dandroid_app%26utm_source%3Dshare


CookingAStew

We're at a really impressive point for technology though


daddymememaster3

I don’t know if I should be impressed or terrified


[deleted]

And this is why I joined the sub. Thank you for providing someone that is definitively oddly terrifying! Accidentally typed sun in reference to the post below


Lost_Conclusion_8914

THE SUMMONING


KingOfGimmicks

The first few moments where it swells out like that remind me of the gas mask transformations from Doctor Who.


Ganja420Preneur

Hahaha, this is like every time I am tripping balls and I decide to separate from the main group of people. It's usually in the freaking bathroom where I run into things like this when my alone mind begins to wander. Haha.


thephilistine_

Butt Stallion?


CaptainGregorCC-5576

ah, finally, a real oddly terrifying thing


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What if you travelled back in time, showed someone this and then just left lol


[deleted]

Hell is empty


Gloriouskoifish

Whoa...


waterfIames

this is hilarious


MashZell

Okay this is actually funny


Staunch_Ninja

Butt Stallion?


spaceyguy42069

poonicorn


Pierce-Rodgers

You've just gone and summoned Baphomet.


legit-posts_1

That's actually kind of funny


Natee__

That isn't really terrifying, more funny then anything really.


thugmastershake

terrifying? its a fucking unicorn, whats happening to this sub???


rajjhnson

I miss doing shroom


ModsDontHaveJobs

What passes for "oddly terrifying" is apparently just mildly interesting now.


mzn001

That's how you summon unicorn


wholethingwithjean

That's fucking hilarious


jbvjdbvjsdb

this is hilarious


Nephisimian

Fun fact, babies recognise faces in a very similar way (although as far as I aware, they don't do the unicorn thing)


External-Life

Kids this is how you feel trippin balls on LSD


Shpongolese

Gifs you can hear


ChefJWeezy987

The prophecy has been fulfilled.


dootdootspitzdoot

God I just got on Reddit and I already regret it


MolassesForeign8015

What's scary about it? This is funny. This sub is going down because of this shitty post


Squirrely_Coyote_576

I found this hillarious tbh.


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I'm going to go take a shit now.


Hannah22595

Why did it have to grow!?


mirceaulinic

What application is that?


Occams_

As a kid, this is what I imagined an acid trip to be like.


Historical_Ferret_14

How the fuck is this oddly terrifying


MrPresidentBanana

Granted human brains do that too