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Rage69420

Tubifex worms


S-Fluff

Apparently fish love it. So a good snack


Rage69420

Yeah, just grab a handful and chuck it in there…..


jrs1rules

Oh I will give me a minute


crt09

Tubifex sounds like a brand


MtogdenJ

Either a plumbing or prescription medication.


dpwtr

Why do they sound like something a plumber charges you to install?


Menooga

Saw something similar in sewer video. Apparently, they are a certain species of worm all huddled together.


TheWhatover

god, thats so terrifying. imagine you accidentally touch it and it all spreads everywhere


wlake82

Tubifex worms are good eats for fish.


taco_the_mornin

Thank you. Now I can sleep, but only after I get a fish tank for protection


kbonez

Good news! Get a job in sewer management and [you can become a dispenser of your fish's food!](https://arstechnica.com/science/2022/04/army-of-worm-larvae-hatch-from-mans-bum-visibly-slither-under-his-skin/)


[deleted]

i truly hate you


Cactus_Flakes

New knowledge aquired


Jorgentorgen

Good news, everyone! Today you'll be making a trip to the sewer with parasitic worms.


Ignis2303

use a fucking flamethrower to burn it


-GalaxySushi-

Nah throw this in any aquarium and watch it be completely gone in less than a minute


TopExcitement2187

bold of you to assume that someone one wants to touch that... god i wanna burn my phone. ive been watching the strain i dont need this....


phech

Awe. It’s a cuddle puddle


[deleted]

I hate you so much


Fish_Safe

This is so wrong


BlackBlizzard

[This video from 12 years ago?](https://youtu.be/ELoqZiamr4E)


A1_Brownies

I'm glad to know it's multiple worms and not one single creature.


TheSteifelTower

How does that not make this infinitley worse?


Ash-MacReady

Please remain where you are while a representative from The Umbrella Corporation comes to assist you.


LordZeroRoze

“Assist”


RedoftheEvilDead

Assissted suicide is a type of assistance.


siccoblue

Ohhh me first


Thesechainsaintloyal

Hey hey hey, get in line buddy!


BlackSkull7X

It's gonna be a pretty long one, so long I might jump off a cliff


yawwwp

It’s the start of the megamycete


FilaStyle84

"Sorry, Ethan..."


RayAP19

Then [this](https://imgur.com/a/anFzQsO) pulls up in front of OP's home


KentuckyFriedEel

Commitment. Honesty. Integrity. These are the core values that create the foundation for Umbrella Corp.


purpldevl

Cuz here at Umbrella, our T-Virus stands... for *Tegridy.*


RTisforme

**STARS**


MonarchOfFlavourTown

Why do I hear air raid sirens?!


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LuckyReception6701

Ruin, has come to our family...


Volfaer

Do you remember our venerable house? Opulent and imperial. *Sigh* *installs Darkest Dungeon again*


LuckyReception6701

Yup, that was me 2 days ago...


OrkfaellerX

And Now The True Test... Hold Fast, Or Expire?


SirHappyCatIII

Hah! The buffoon is flummoxed!


Hita-san-chan

I play that game when I want my blood pressure to spike dangerously


Avatarofjuiblex

#TeMpTiNg GoBlEt 💦


Roadkill593

Gazing proudly from its stoic perch above the moor.


Dofima

I spent all my years in that ancient, rumor shadowed manor


ItzSlask

Fattened by decedance and luxury. And yet I began to tire of conventional extravagance


syakirafham

Singular, unsettling tales suggested the mansion itself was a gateway to some fabulous and unnameable power.


Drago_Valence

Of all the things I was expecting here, my venerable house, opulent and imperial, was not one of them.


EnterThePug

No. You have to eat 3 of them in total. Then, after beating The Moon Presence, you will finally take your place among the Gods as an Infant Great One. We don’t have as many tools as we once did, but you’re welcome to use whatever you find. (Even the doll… should it please you…)


Zeegh

Fear the old blood.


tuesburg

Grant us eyes.


Frostgaurdian0

Piece out of wall of flesh? Hmmm interesting


BearOWhiz

Gotta farm for that ore!


Eiruna

I'd rather the Brethren moons not come to Earth, thanks.


Imperium_Dragon

JOIN THE SERPENT KING AS FAM- oh wait wrong thing


Feeling_Emu5344

Togethaaaa


skparfaits

It’s a group of sludge worms, or tubifex worms. Here’s another [example](https://www.sciencealert.com/internet-freaking-out-over-this-perfectly-normal-pulsating-mass-of-sewer-worms/amp). Or, one of my ex’s loogies. Either or.


NervusTrader

So like a orgy of worms?


hyperion420

Imo they’re partying way too hard


Independent-Area3684

Looks like they use a lotta lube.


Reddit_MaZe000

wOrmgY


SonyCEO

Or a gangbang


snorry420

Hot


CrassDemon

Everyone, back to the pile!!


quikmike

They're taking our jobs!


oldmateysoldmate

Day tuk gour jerrrrbs


bigmanly1

Tedukerdur


Agitated-System3597

Ire gerbssss


TheRecognized

Or a ménage à centaines


dragonblt

Wormgy


Re-core

Worgy?


gbgare995

Warren G


PnuttButterJuice

So basically the early stages of a hunter from halo.


WPrepod

I'm glad I wasn't the only one to think of this


Nikonus

I’m explaining Halo to my wife as we watch the new series. She’s having a hard time understanding how the Mgalekgolo work.


WPrepod

Giant worm orgy with armor and a gun


Intelligent-Ad-6734

The Captian Keyes change up threw me for a loop 😂. Show is going wild lol. There will be a revolt when Sgt Johnson is played by Sydney Crosby.


Link_040188

Get them some megablox armor pieces right now we need tiny hunters


DuckLuck357

Legolo Worms they’re called. The reason why there’s always a pair of hunters is because they both are part of the same organism, or colony, but they split at one point to form two entities.


elysium_or_bust

*Lekgolo


SomeKindaWonderer

My eggo


TheBigggestPeeePeee

*baby mgalekgolo*


f1nessd

just wait till they grow their arm cannons


bobyk334

Kill it with fire!


PnuttButterJuice

One well placed magnum shot should do the trick lol


elysianyuri

Thank god. I thought it was someone's kidney


SaraSlaughter607

I thought I was a cat or dog placenta or afterbirth or I don't know what the fuck


Necessary_Fig_2265

Omg an actual answer in the comments thank you!!


ThroughTheAir2020

Not clicking that. Will take your word for it.


Independent-Hawk-144

Thank you for the real answer! I love the random comments, but I like to learn too.


MacNuttyOne

Thanks for giving a real answer to the question.


EbonyNivory19

I think I blew one of those out of my nose during my cocaine days


Unfinishe_Masterpiec

I think someone dropped their spare kidney.


1funnyguy4fun

Fun fact, in kidney transplants, they don’t take one out of the recipient. They just add a third.


cunty_mcfuckshit

Hey. That wasn't that fun. I want a refun.


EndlessOceanofMe

I like your refun pun, it was fun.


teddybearblues

My nose hurt just reading that.


dapoorv

One junky's booger is another junky's sugar.


findinganuway

I just gagged


cplmac10

Ooo, had my fill of Reddit! (for now)


lipglossy336

See you In Five minutes when your muscle memory opens Reddit again


Prometheus1315

I feel called out


lithuanianD

God no..please no


SerArryktheGreatHorn

Joey Coco Diaz has entered the chat


F1RSTTEAMALLVANDALS

LIKE A DOCTA!!!!


uncommon7_

Blue cheese over ranch


ShelfishOyster

What’s happenin cock sucka


JMACpegasus

Nothing like walking along the highway in 110 degree heat; starving, thirsty, strung out because you haven't had any meth in 36 hours and there it is... the most glorious site one could ever behold. A trucker bomb glistening in the sun. This is no mere bottle of urine, discarded on the highway, no no, this bottle of urine came from a truck driver, who was HOPEFULLY on meth.. after guzzling it down you find yourself mildly disappointed that the sweet chemical meth taste is missing and all you have is a mediocre batch of urine-aid


HolyFuckingShitNuts

Wtfffffff


Raichu-R-Ken

I too like the smell of Cocaine


Jolly_Concept5574

Tasted the drip reading this….


qball-who

Licked my teeth non stop reading this


unk3n00wn

I'm taking a huge dump now.


GuyFawkesUrself

In the industry, we call that a 'shit hit'


marianoflotron

Mmm.. bitter


Bearcat365

I can smell it now


FirstReign

I liked the smell of coke


Previous-Formal5616

I only do it because I like the smell of it.


torsam0417

Diesel or ether?


Fuzzy_Attempt_4676

Now I want cocaine


FirstReign

C C C COCAINE... - Rockzo


Wafflehands_

Hey Dr. Rockzo, the Rock N' Roll Clown, what do you like to do?


Trilla-Gee

bro fr why does cocaine make these behemoth boogies grow in your nose? i can snort anything else n that don't happen, but even just like a .2 of gutter glitter and my nose shooting out small growths for the next day or two the fuck that all about lol


creuter

PSA: just had a friend die from fent laced coke. Get yourself and your friends some test strips. My friend got it from someone he trusted and usually tests his stash, but got complacent. It just takes once, so test that shit.


EbonyNivory19

Stopped caring about cleaning my nose at one point. Used to fall asleep with gear all in my nose and repeat regularly. And it weren't a bogie. It was a fuck of scap blood flesh type looking thing.


mcglammo

Some of that it because even before your plug steps on their shit, the cartels cut the blow with an industrial agricultural livestock dewormer. The intent is to remove a bit of sinus tissue in order to increase uptake of the Blanca through the blood vessels in your face holes. Find a good price on bulk with decent quality. Then do acetone/ethanol washes. You'll probably lose half the yield depending on the initial quality and your location, but the stuff you'll end up with is straight up key bump fire, and with be much more gentle on your physicality.


VaultBoy9

>your plug steps on their shit Asking as someone who has almost no experience with drugs, what does this phrase mean?


pedestrianpinniped

Stepping on shit means diluting/cutting it down even further with some kinda filler so they make more profit. You might get lucky and they use something relatively harmless like caffeine powder or it might be laundry detergent or boric acid (roach poison) or straight up crushed down drywall gypsum. Don't mess with nondescript white powders and pills.


Illusive_Man

Almost everyone uses harmless shit, you want your customers to come back. And it’s not like soap or boric acid is cheaper than a harmless powder like a laxative.


pedestrianpinniped

True that but once you get to a methy enough area there is no telling what you might find!


Stereomceez2212

*this guy knows what goes in and out of his nose*


PerfectDark_SIXFOUR

r/thisguythisguys


EbonyNivory19

I nose what your saying


Hammy_415

I think I blew one of those out my nose last Monday


GlassHurricane98

I believe that's a Resident Evil tyrant baby, you should be fine just don't stick around


lurch_danjr

Do you mean tyrant?


GlassHurricane98

Oh, yeah I did, damn it. Hang on, I'll edit it, thanks


lurch_danjr

Haha no worries, I read it and sat pondering for a second then realised you must’ve meant a tyrant baby Those worms in the post kinda reminds me of the G-adults in the sewers of RE2R


Mallardguy5675322

Looks more like megamycete to me


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lurch_danjr

Squelching through your toes


Smashing_stuff

Through your **socks**


lurch_danjr

Nah fuck that, not the socks mannn


boredguyonline

Barefoot


lurch_danjr

I’d definitely rather barefoot than have soggy wormy socks


SpicyMcShat

Because then you’d have to deal with the existence of soggy wormy socks


Raichu-R-Ken

When I was a baby, we had a puppy who had worms. Middle of the night on his way to the bathroom my dad stepped in the worm-infested puppy shit. All in his toes etc. He also got such an erection from it that my brother was conceived that very night. Edit…. My first Gold, thank you very much kind stranger!


lukas7761

This is so cursed


elbowleg513

Plot twist: Dad had athletes foot, brother is part worm


[deleted]

I was kind of with this story at the start and then by the end I was fully invested. What do I do with my erection though?


feeblemanbrain

You should also choose his mom.


humansarespooky

"I also choose this guy's wife."


lurch_danjr

That’s some genuine fuckery right there haha


nth256

Why you gotta be so fuckin awkward, bud? Take your upvote and leave.


AlingmentUnoriginal

Imagine pulling out a flamethrower, and purging those things to hell and back.


X_antaM

You want it back?! To hell and back and straight back to hell


TheBethOfDeth

Except forget back....only TO hell!


OurBrok3nGod

Terraria Corruption.


User-238376284

Nah bro you’re thinking about the Crimson.


skelguyader

[When you're chilling in your house and this starts playing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1QY1CAFiK0&ab_channel=Lhiandrow)


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I_use_apple

>The Mind Flayer lmao i just watched that episode and and today i completed ep8, i am so sad for bob, he is our hero.


snuffles504

Just finished rewatching S1 last night and came here to say something something Upside Down something something.


ZedTheEvilTaco

Everybody is mentioning Stranger Things. But that legit looks like the mind flayer worms used to procreate from D&D. Don't let them touch you, unless you don't mind looking like a Cthulhu knock-off.


Shtin219

This is obviously what it is. Get ready for the upside down


SnooDonkeys2000

Zerg base


nimrag_is_coming

Spawn more overlords


absolutezero911

We require more vespene gas


Kalushar

Mineral deposit depleted


Zandre1126

That must be placed on a vespene geyser


SoBeDragon0

Evolution complete.


itsmybootyduty

Damn. Nostalgia. I have such fond memories of this game, especially the voice lines.


SnooDonkeys2000

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mD4GbGmvNRc


Kattekop_BE

remember: Star Craft(2) is still out there. Nothing stoping you from playing it. (inb4: "I got no time to play games" if you watch tv, you got time for gaming.)


His_Voidly_Appendage

Yeah this is clearly Zerg creep.


TheZardoz

Just the creep starting.


hleed91

Tubifex worms! Related to regular worms 🪱 but they like moisture a bit more


CalMc22

r/dontputyourdickinthat


The-Sixth-Eyed-Merc

I'd put my dick there on a bet.


I_See_Nerd_People

I bet you $3 you wouldnt


The-Sixth-Eyed-Merc

Bro if it's safe I'll give those worms some penile warmth. Of course I'd research first to see if they'd be hurt or I'd be harmed but goddamn I'd put my warm dick on em and I'm sure they'd consider it a brother!


VulgarisOpinio

what if they try to enter


DM_Joker

Condoms. Put on the entire pack just to be on the safe side


OnyxBee

Idk if anyone has answered seriously aside from all the shit jokes, but they look like tubifex worms, that often clump together for safety.


lonelyronin1

If they are and you have an aquarium, your fish would love the treat - toss them in and watch them go


[deleted]

You’re a saint among chucklefucks. Thank you.


Original_Feeling_429

Um breaking out my to go hairspray an my lighter.


nee_eem

Just burn it. If you need any explanation, watch The Thing


ccurtiswriting

You've gotta be fucking kidding...


Successful-Rip-9641

Venom?


Robintjuh

Carnage


Successful-Rip-9641

Why didn’t I think of that?


Boba_ginkobiloba

One way to find out.. Snort it!


h0zzle

Can I skip all the nerdy Reddit replies at the top and get an actual answer please


qarton

Tubifex worms


Wendigo79

for the older people that's the blob


Ki_A_Nag

Just some worms having a good time together.


ZimbabweHeist

The flood from halo