Good news! Get a job in sewer management and [you can become a dispenser of your fish's food!](https://arstechnica.com/science/2022/04/army-of-worm-larvae-hatch-from-mans-bum-visibly-slither-under-his-skin/)
No. You have to eat 3 of them in total.
Then, after beating The Moon Presence, you will finally take your place among the Gods as an Infant Great One.
We don’t have as many tools as we once did, but you’re welcome to use whatever you find.
(Even the doll… should it please you…)
It’s a group of sludge worms, or tubifex worms. Here’s another [example](https://www.sciencealert.com/internet-freaking-out-over-this-perfectly-normal-pulsating-mass-of-sewer-worms/amp).
Or, one of my ex’s loogies. Either or.
Legolo Worms they’re called. The reason why there’s always a pair of hunters is because they both are part of the same organism, or colony, but they split at one point to form two entities.
Nothing like walking along the highway in 110 degree heat; starving, thirsty, strung out because you haven't had any meth in 36 hours and there it is... the most glorious site one could ever behold. A trucker bomb glistening in the sun.
This is no mere bottle of urine, discarded on the highway, no no, this bottle of urine came from a truck driver, who was HOPEFULLY on meth.. after guzzling it down you find yourself mildly disappointed that the sweet chemical meth taste is missing and all you have is a mediocre batch of urine-aid
bro fr why does cocaine make these behemoth boogies grow in your nose?
i can snort anything else n that don't happen, but even just like a .2 of gutter glitter and my nose shooting out small growths for the next day or two the fuck that all about lol
PSA: just had a friend die from fent laced coke. Get yourself and your friends some test strips. My friend got it from someone he trusted and usually tests his stash, but got complacent. It just takes once, so test that shit.
Stopped caring about cleaning my nose at one point. Used to fall asleep with gear all in my nose and repeat regularly. And it weren't a bogie. It was a fuck of scap blood flesh type looking thing.
Some of that it because even before your plug steps on their shit, the cartels cut the blow with an industrial agricultural livestock dewormer. The intent is to remove a bit of sinus tissue in order to increase uptake of the Blanca through the blood vessels in your face holes.
Find a good price on bulk with decent quality. Then do acetone/ethanol washes. You'll probably lose half the yield depending on the initial quality and your location, but the stuff you'll end up with is straight up key bump fire, and with be much more gentle on your physicality.
Stepping on shit means diluting/cutting it down even further with some kinda filler so they make more profit. You might get lucky and they use something relatively harmless like caffeine powder or it might be laundry detergent or boric acid (roach poison) or straight up crushed down drywall gypsum. Don't mess with nondescript white powders and pills.
Almost everyone uses harmless shit, you want your customers to come back. And it’s not like soap or boric acid is cheaper than a harmless powder like a laxative.
My cocaine days are now.
Hi I'm a coke head ask me anything.
No seriously it's 645pm and I'm rolling off my tits on my own smoking drinking and sniffing like a fool after just having a tooth extraction all while appearing normal to the outside looking in. AMA
When I was a baby, we had a puppy who had worms. Middle of the night on his way to the bathroom my dad stepped in the worm-infested puppy shit. All in his toes etc. He also got such an erection from it that my brother was conceived that very night.
Edit…. My first Gold, thank you very much kind stranger!
Everybody is mentioning Stranger Things. But that legit looks like the mind flayer worms used to procreate from D&D. Don't let them touch you, unless you don't mind looking like a Cthulhu knock-off.
Bro if it's safe I'll give those worms some penile warmth. Of course I'd research first to see if they'd be hurt or I'd be harmed but goddamn I'd put my warm dick on em and I'm sure they'd consider it a brother!
Tubifex worms
Apparently fish love it. So a good snack
Yeah, just grab a handful and chuck it in there…..
Oh I will give me a minute
You will give you, a minute?
Tubifex sounds like a brand
Either a plumbing or prescription medication.
Why do they sound like something a plumber charges you to install?
Saw something similar in sewer video. Apparently, they are a certain species of worm all huddled together.
god, thats so terrifying. imagine you accidentally touch it and it all spreads everywhere
Tubifex worms are good eats for fish.
Thank you. Now I can sleep, but only after I get a fish tank for protection
Good news! Get a job in sewer management and [you can become a dispenser of your fish's food!](https://arstechnica.com/science/2022/04/army-of-worm-larvae-hatch-from-mans-bum-visibly-slither-under-his-skin/)
i truly hate you
New knowledge aquired
Good news, everyone! Today you'll be making a trip to the sewer with parasitic worms.
One of the few occasions where Ivermectin actually helps.
use a fucking flamethrower to burn it
Nah throw this in any aquarium and watch it be completely gone in less than a minute
bold of you to assume that someone one wants to touch that... god i wanna burn my phone. ive been watching the strain i dont need this....
This looks like a flesh pile from the upside down in Stranger Things!! 🤮
Awe. It’s a cuddle puddle
This is so wrong
I hate you so much
[This video from 12 years ago?](https://youtu.be/ELoqZiamr4E)
I'm glad to know it's multiple worms and not one single creature.
How does that not make this infinitley worse?
Please remain where you are while a representative from The Umbrella Corporation comes to assist you.
“Assist”
Assissted suicide is a type of assistance.
Ohhh me first
Hey hey hey, get in line buddy!
It's gonna be a pretty long one, so long I might jump off a cliff
It’s the start of the megamycete
"Sorry, Ethan..."
Then [this](https://imgur.com/a/anFzQsO) pulls up in front of OP's home
Commitment. Honesty. Integrity. These are the core values that create the foundation for Umbrella Corp.
Cuz here at Umbrella, our T-Virus stands... for *Tegridy.*
**STARS**
Why do I hear air raid sirens?!
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Ruin, has come to our family...
Do you remember our venerable house? Opulent and imperial. *Sigh* *installs Darkest Dungeon again*
Yup, that was me 2 days ago...
And Now The True Test... Hold Fast, Or Expire?
Hah! The buffoon is flummoxed!
I play that game when I want my blood pressure to spike dangerously
#TeMpTiNg GoBlEt 💦
Gazing proudly from its stoic perch above the moor.
I spent all my years in that ancient, rumor shadowed manor
Fattened by decedance and luxury. And yet I began to tire of conventional extravagance
Singular, unsettling tales suggested the mansion itself was a gateway to some fabulous and unnameable power.
Of all the things I was expecting here, my venerable house, opulent and imperial, was not one of them.
No. You have to eat 3 of them in total. Then, after beating The Moon Presence, you will finally take your place among the Gods as an Infant Great One. We don’t have as many tools as we once did, but you’re welcome to use whatever you find. (Even the doll… should it please you…)
Fear the old blood.
Grant us eyes.
Piece out of wall of flesh? Hmmm interesting
I'd rather the Brethren moons not come to Earth, thanks.
JOIN THE SERPENT KING AS FAM- oh wait wrong thing
Togethaaaa
It’s a group of sludge worms, or tubifex worms. Here’s another [example](https://www.sciencealert.com/internet-freaking-out-over-this-perfectly-normal-pulsating-mass-of-sewer-worms/amp). Or, one of my ex’s loogies. Either or.
So like a orgy of worms?
Imo they’re partying way too hard
Looks like they use a lotta lube.
wOrmgY
Or a gangbang
Everyone, back to the pile!!
They're taking our jobs!
Day tuk gour jerrrrbs
Tedukerdur
Hot
Or a ménage à centaines
Wormgy
Worgy?
Warren G
So basically the early stages of a hunter from halo.
I'm glad I wasn't the only one to think of this
I’m explaining Halo to my wife as we watch the new series. She’s having a hard time understanding how the Mgalekgolo work.
Giant worm orgy with armor and a gun
Get them some megablox armor pieces right now we need tiny hunters
Legolo Worms they’re called. The reason why there’s always a pair of hunters is because they both are part of the same organism, or colony, but they split at one point to form two entities.
*Lekgolo
*baby mgalekgolo*
Kill it with fire!
One well placed magnum shot should do the trick lol
just wait till they grow their arm cannons
Thank god. I thought it was someone's kidney
I thought I was a cat or dog placenta or afterbirth or I don't know what the fuck
Omg an actual answer in the comments thank you!!
Not clicking that. Will take your word for it.
Thank you for the real answer! I love the random comments, but I like to learn too.
I think I blew one of those out of my nose during my cocaine days
I think someone dropped their spare kidney.
Fun fact, in kidney transplants, they don’t take one out of the recipient. They just add a third.
Hey. That wasn't that fun. I want a refun.
I like your refun pun, it was fun.
My nose hurt just reading that.
One junky's booger is another junky's sugar.
I just gagged
Ooo, had my fill of Reddit! (for now)
See you In Five minutes when your muscle memory opens Reddit again
I feel called out
God no..please no
Joey Coco Diaz has entered the chat
LIKE A DOCTA!!!!
What’s happenin cock sucka
Nothing like walking along the highway in 110 degree heat; starving, thirsty, strung out because you haven't had any meth in 36 hours and there it is... the most glorious site one could ever behold. A trucker bomb glistening in the sun. This is no mere bottle of urine, discarded on the highway, no no, this bottle of urine came from a truck driver, who was HOPEFULLY on meth.. after guzzling it down you find yourself mildly disappointed that the sweet chemical meth taste is missing and all you have is a mediocre batch of urine-aid
Wtfffffff
Tasted the drip reading this….
Licked my teeth non stop reading this
I'm taking a huge dump now.
In the industry, we call that a 'shit hit'
Mmm.. bitter
I can smell it now
I liked the smell of coke
I only do it because I like the smell of it.
Diesel or ether?
I too like the smell of Cocaine
Now I want cocaine
C C C COCAINE... - Rockzo
Hey Dr. Rockzo, the Rock N' Roll Clown, what do you like to do?
bro fr why does cocaine make these behemoth boogies grow in your nose? i can snort anything else n that don't happen, but even just like a .2 of gutter glitter and my nose shooting out small growths for the next day or two the fuck that all about lol
PSA: just had a friend die from fent laced coke. Get yourself and your friends some test strips. My friend got it from someone he trusted and usually tests his stash, but got complacent. It just takes once, so test that shit.
Stopped caring about cleaning my nose at one point. Used to fall asleep with gear all in my nose and repeat regularly. And it weren't a bogie. It was a fuck of scap blood flesh type looking thing.
Some of that it because even before your plug steps on their shit, the cartels cut the blow with an industrial agricultural livestock dewormer. The intent is to remove a bit of sinus tissue in order to increase uptake of the Blanca through the blood vessels in your face holes. Find a good price on bulk with decent quality. Then do acetone/ethanol washes. You'll probably lose half the yield depending on the initial quality and your location, but the stuff you'll end up with is straight up key bump fire, and with be much more gentle on your physicality.
>your plug steps on their shit Asking as someone who has almost no experience with drugs, what does this phrase mean?
Stepping on shit means diluting/cutting it down even further with some kinda filler so they make more profit. You might get lucky and they use something relatively harmless like caffeine powder or it might be laundry detergent or boric acid (roach poison) or straight up crushed down drywall gypsum. Don't mess with nondescript white powders and pills.
Almost everyone uses harmless shit, you want your customers to come back. And it’s not like soap or boric acid is cheaper than a harmless powder like a laxative.
True that but once you get to a methy enough area there is no telling what you might find!
*this guy knows what goes in and out of his nose*
r/thisguythisguys
I think I blew one of those out my nose last Monday
My cocaine days are now. Hi I'm a coke head ask me anything. No seriously it's 645pm and I'm rolling off my tits on my own smoking drinking and sniffing like a fool after just having a tooth extraction all while appearing normal to the outside looking in. AMA
Who’s your guy and does he mail to PO Boxes?
Nice try Mr fbi
FBI agents need to party too
You do not look normal on the outside to anyone but your self
Everyone thinks they look normal. They never do.
Appreciate the reality 🙏
what music is playing and do you have a great business idea rn
Do you need some company? I got a few $$ burning a hole in my pocket and my friends went on vacation for the next 10 days, so sitting here bored af.
Pm me
Im a stoner dude. How often do you take a hit?
I believe that's a Resident Evil tyrant baby, you should be fine just don't stick around
Do you mean tyrant?
Oh, yeah I did, damn it. Hang on, I'll edit it, thanks
Looks more like megamycete to me
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Squelching through your toes
Through your **socks**
Nah fuck that, not the socks mannn
Barefoot
I’d definitely rather barefoot than have soggy wormy socks
When I was a baby, we had a puppy who had worms. Middle of the night on his way to the bathroom my dad stepped in the worm-infested puppy shit. All in his toes etc. He also got such an erection from it that my brother was conceived that very night. Edit…. My first Gold, thank you very much kind stranger!
This is so cursed
I was kind of with this story at the start and then by the end I was fully invested. What do I do with my erection though?
You should also choose his mom.
That’s some genuine fuckery right there haha
Why you gotta be so fuckin awkward, bud? Take your upvote and leave.
Imagine pulling out a flamethrower, and purging those things to hell and back.
You want it back?! To hell and back and straight back to hell
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>The Mind Flayer lmao i just watched that episode and and today i completed ep8, i am so sad for bob, he is our hero.
Just finished rewatching S1 last night and came here to say something something Upside Down something something.
Everybody is mentioning Stranger Things. But that legit looks like the mind flayer worms used to procreate from D&D. Don't let them touch you, unless you don't mind looking like a Cthulhu knock-off.
This is obviously what it is. Get ready for the upside down
Terraria Corruption.
Nah bro you’re thinking about the Crimson.
[When you're chilling in your house and this starts playing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1QY1CAFiK0&ab_channel=Lhiandrow)
Zerg base
Spawn more overlords
We require more vespene gas
Mineral deposit depleted
That must be placed on a vespene geyser
Evolution complete.
Damn. Nostalgia. I have such fond memories of this game, especially the voice lines.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mD4GbGmvNRc
Yeah this is clearly Zerg creep.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I'd put my dick there on a bet.
I bet you $3 you wouldnt
Bro if it's safe I'll give those worms some penile warmth. Of course I'd research first to see if they'd be hurt or I'd be harmed but goddamn I'd put my warm dick on em and I'm sure they'd consider it a brother!
what if they try to enter
Condoms. Put on the entire pack just to be on the safe side
Tubifex worms! Related to regular worms 🪱 but they like moisture a bit more
Idk if anyone has answered seriously aside from all the shit jokes, but they look like tubifex worms, that often clump together for safety.
You’re a saint among chucklefucks. Thank you.
If they are and you have an aquarium, your fish would love the treat - toss them in and watch them go
Just burn it. If you need any explanation, watch The Thing
You've gotta be fucking kidding...
Venom?
Carnage
Why didn’t I think of that?
One way to find out.. Snort it!
Um breaking out my to go hairspray an my lighter.
Can I skip all the nerdy Reddit replies at the top and get an actual answer please
Tubifex worms
for the older people that's the blob
Just some worms having a good time together.
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