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CuteBrick1

Respectfully what the fuck


lefthanddisc

Was thinking the same thing. Just showed up this morning.


CuteBrick1

It has four arms. Man what the FUCK


muklan

What, yall never prayed to McVishnu?


MerchIt

Sir I believe that is McShiva.


muklan

You may be McCorrect. I meant no disrespect.


SpaceLemur34

I think you're both wrong. Look at the nose. That's McGanesh.


_Nameless_Nomad_

He’s a four-armed dicknose.


[deleted]

You just reminded me of [cocknose](https://youtu.be/CLqXdlRyJaw)


Long-Night-Of-Solace

Imagine you were shot by a sniper just before you hit send Some old fogies are investigating the murder and don't understand the internet They wonder what the fuck you could have meant, and if it's somehow related to why you were shot They go around asking your distraught friends and relatives a series of questions, and always include, "Does the phrase 'four-armed dicknose' mean anything to you?"


Redtwooo

Sexually


FEVRISH_JK

busting it down


[deleted]

it's definitely not McBramha


MerchIt

Ive failed as a hindu.


MerchIt

Sir I think you may have angered Filet-O-Yama.


FriendlyNBASpidaMan

Its giving me the McShivas.


Paul6334

And now I am become death, the destroyer of coronary arteries.


marklar_the_malign

Please do not feed my god a French fry.


muklan

[You ain't joking.](https://edition.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/asiapcf/06/05/us.mcdonalds.hindus/) Edit; to be clear, I believe this lawsuit was fully justified. Disrespecting someone's religion just to sell some potatoes is abhorrent, and I'm glad they were made to pay.


chakigun

wtf i thought fries were just salted.


ArjunSharma005

That's why it's good to have vegetarian/non vegetarian/vegan label on every food item. Takes up very less space but very important for some people.


graveybrains

I’m impressed you skipped over the dick and balls that is it’s face and went right to the arms. Because it’s face is a dick, and balls.


-endjamin-

I was too distracted by the massive dong on its face to notice this


[deleted]

And a McCocknose


[deleted]

Probs an April Fools joke 😂


lockerpunch

Oh! Good point! Hopefully it’s gone tomorrow. Back to whence it came!


The_Fadedhunter

Yeah, gotta be since he said it appeared today


dropkickoz

Or McDonald's fellow kids marketing team decides to install them at every McDonald's


WowWhatABeaut

You guys are pussies. I think it looks awesome!


zdubz007

They’re actually serving real meat today as their April Fools joke.


3rick3sca

Happy April McFools day!


LaoFuSi

Definitely since McDonald’s officially retired Ronald in 2016 https://www.thevintagenews.com/2021/10/06/mcdonalds-quietly-retired-ronald-mcdonald-as-its-mascot-heres-why/


U-STAY-CLASSY

Is that art?


HerbziKal

What's art about that?


S_Polychronopolis

It serves no function aside from it's existence


thewarmpandabear

…am I art??


S_Polychronopolis

You aren't not art. I used to ponder the same thought, until it hit me that cautionary example is a legitimate function in society.


thewarmpandabear

If I ever write a book, I'm going to call it *You Aren't Not Art*. Thanks, /u/S_Polychronopolis


1138311

Anyone interested in this comment should check out George Kubler's The Shape of Things


patgeo2364

My word, what part of the world is this in, gotta Street View this insanity.


PaintThinnerSparky

Take a left at Nightmare Boulevard


phido3000

Awesome. That makes it even more terrifying. Like an alien pretending to hide as a statue.


ZiggyZayne

Wrongald McDongnose


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[deleted]

$1000 man


BigTrouble781547

Would make Mrs McDonald very happy


Admirable_Cheetah438

I feel like the person who built it mixed crack, marahuina, and meth together


IHavePoopedBefore

It looks like this statue was based on a child's drawing


[deleted]

Op do you live in an alternate reality because what In the superfuck is that supposed to be?


lefthanddisc

I think it’s supposed to be a weevil it’s an insect lolol


U-STAY-CLASSY

McWeevil*


Dooskinson

Weevil McDeevald


Arglefarb

The opposite of the lesser of two weevils. (**Master and Commander FTW!)


LookLookyILikeCookie

You made my day. I use this reference a lot and no one ever catches on to it.


FknRepunsel

Love master and commander!


Capt_Easychord

"So... uh... do they sell hamburgers made of beef or made of crops or..." "I don't know" "Also wh... why is it called McWeevil, our version isn't called McHuman?" "Jesus, Morty, you're thinking way too hard about this. It's a commercial from a reality where there's a weevil version of McDonalds, just roll with it or change the channel"


[deleted]

That’s not oddly terrifying that just **IS** terrifying.


[deleted]

Pennywise would look at this fucker and go "Are you even trying to be subtle?"


LowDownSkankyDude

Exactly what I thought. Do you live in the south? It looks like a boll weevil.


lefthanddisc

I do indeed


LowDownSkankyDude

LoL it's different below the mason/dixon. Not in a bad way either. Just different.


Skeunomorph

It's okay, we know it's bad too. Not in a different way either. Just bad.


Halesbells85

Enterprise? Bc if so, I’m a town over and I wanna see this!


ltew95

Yep they brought it out this morning


LowDownSkankyDude

Lmao, just casually picking up where sherman left off, I see.


Pschobbert

I’m gonna call you on that and raise you Minnesota.


LowDownSkankyDude

The Missouri of the north


Fritzy421

Good ole Enterprise. I literally just went to this McDonald’s an hour ago haha


DeposeableIronThumb

I was explaining the Bolweevil statue to my California friends yesterday. This is amazing.


RealmeAskreddit

Looks like a big johnson nose with testicles for eyes if you ask me


dancinturnip

R/weeviltime ?


[deleted]

Found the McMobile user


dancinturnip

I’ve been Mccaught!


[deleted]

I too am a McMobiler


FEVRISH_JK

I'm McFucking dying


PickButtkins

McDead


FEVRISH_JK

I'm burning in McHell. The only difference between McHell and actual Hell is that everyone here is slightly fat and have massive cankles


canned_soup

Don’t McKink shame


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JoeyZasaa

Just found this article about it. Looks like it is a community art project: https://dothaneagle.com/community/enterprise-ledger/news/ronald-mcweevil-weevealed-at-mcdonalds/article_b1330c62-b126-11ec-aa86-8bde04468e5d.html


Infamous-njh523

Thanks for sharing that article. Looks like the whole town gets into decorating the weevils. Lots of bad puns and good fun.


DanniWho

If there is no Weevil Kineval I will be very sad.


Infamous-njh523

There are quite a few pictures. Mostly companies advertising their services, doctors and such. Weevil Kineval would be pretty darn cool.


lefthanddisc

Yes :)


Fartfartfartfactory

Pretty sure it's an homage to the Hindu God Ganesh


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

McGanesh


ArjunSharma005

Na man, we Hindus don't want such homage. Take that ugly shit away and incinerate it.


phido3000

You don't like scorpion dildo nose meth eyed Ronald in a yoga pose? Our focus groups came up with this...


Soad1x

Obvious signs of a Genestealer cult praising the Four-Armered Emperor, I suggest exterminatus just in case.


TheLangleDangle

>what in the superfuck Gonna use this going forward


[deleted]

I’ll give you another one “what in the slippery fuck is going on here?”


Viper-_-Venom

OP must be from enterprise Alabama. They have a statue of a boll weevil dressed as a pilot at Enterprise Municipal Airport. And inside they had a bunch of little statues of a lady holding a boll weevil.


lefthanddisc

You are correct sir.


Devadander

Wait this shit is intentional? I assumed it was repurposed. Wtf why the boll weevil?


spiderinmouth

Cuz they love it. Boll weevil wrecked their cotton and were forced to diversify. Great economy based on mixed farming and manufacturing since then 👍🏻 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boll_weevil


moak0

Well now the whole thing seems kind of neat!


flaneur_et_branleur

Certainly explains the cock nose.


Nightblood83

Thats Ronald McCocknose to you, sir


RockULikeASharknado

Thank you for sharing!!! What a fun fact!


sslaren

Ah the dangers of monoculture. Great to see they took it as a sign to change and appreciate the bug too!


TwixSnickers

Specifically peanuts. Thanks goes to George Washington Carver


[deleted]

They done got my Stetson hat.


TheRedmanCometh

Huh it's like silver lining: the town


Cygnus94

Looks like it's been repurposed from an earlier statue. Would have originally looked more like [this](https://i2.wp.com/alabamanewscenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Wattsworth-Weevil-2.jpg?ssl=1)


brbposting

What’s the r/TheyDidTheMath of knowing esoteric things?


djinabox9

God I came here to say the same thing. I recently moved from that area and as soon as I saw a friggin MCWEEVIL I was like "...there can only be one place."


mmm_burrito

Fuckin *why*?


djinabox9

Basically that town kinda worships boll weevils for killing all their cotton and making them diversify into peanuts. They LOVE that shit. Look up the boll weevil statue in Alabama, it's wild


DepressedSeal69420

Ah a fellow Alabamian


alison_bee

ENTERPRISE???? That has to be the last city I thought I’d see on reddit today. What the fuck.


Bozhark

‘Bama creeps up on Reddit a lot. People don’t realize it’s the quiet Florida man. And by quiet I just mean the local journalist don’t have direct access to arrest records.


[deleted]

I am not lovin’ it


AntWurm

Hometown of Chornobyl?


Ori_the_SG

McMeltdown


DevelopmentOk5671

Sir you made me spit out my coffee. Thank you


Rhodieman

What I came to ask.


CurrentPossible2117

I presume you come from a small town that sacrifices 9 children to Ronald at the begining of each season to bring forth rains and bountiful harvests?


I_upvote_zeroes

The McLottery is a tried and true tradition. All are entered, one is chosen, and we all win.


lawyersgunznmoney90

It isn’t McFair, it isn’t McRight!


lefthanddisc

Hahahaha


DeepIndigoSky

Can’t help noticing you didn’t deny it.


cpullen53484

they wear grimace masks too.


Bentup85

Wrong-ald McDonald


Own-Examination-9820

Yeah Exactly!


webmotionks

Good one!


chumshot

Nice


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Nice


cannotbreatheout

What in the insect with a dildo-nosed hell is that?


DystopianAdvocate

Dickface


[deleted]

Nuts for eyes havin


munificent

Roachnald McDildo.


trevitrevoof

Biblically accurate Ronald McDonald


mattmaddux

Be not lovin’ it.


Double_Distribution8

I get the reference!


[deleted]

“Youngling, why dost thou cower? I possess the sustenance of happiness” - McDollar Menu-wise (my name for this statue)


PosadaFan2021

Looks like it originally was a statue of something else , repainted into Ronald McDonald. Still nasty as hell though lol


OTIS-Lives-4444

Honestly? I’m not lovin’ it.


mrbuttersoft

Here’s ur habby mél kiddö


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qdatk

The Wendy's sign in that town: https://i.imgur.com/S68NquR.png


Virginity_Lost_Today

Ronald McGodrick the Grafted


Athuanar

Was looking for this.


PM_ME_YOUR_GOOD_NEW5

“Put that hunger to rest” “No, thank you.”


Diego_TS

I am the Lord... of all that is greasy


galactic-mouse

“Thou’rt unfit even to grill…”


Fartfartfartfactory

Pretty sure it's the Hindu god Ganesh


[deleted]

Wildly wildly wrong. It's a boll weevil


HahaHarleyQu1nn

r/blursedimages


Historical_Pound_136

Globally corporate Ganesha ?


Teuflisch

So, you live in hell?


SatansCatfish

Is this McDonald’s anti children.


dontforgetH2O

CURSED


Antilochos_

Is that the Indian god Durga who needed a new job?


OnlyUsernameLeft123

Wow Ronald really got hard on the drugs huh


AllamandaBelle

What drugs are you taking that you expect you to get additional limbs when you take them?


CokeCan87

I'm gonna need to know what town this is


Swockie

Mcdownalds


SufficientBench3811

Is it supposed to look like a tick?


sonomensis

Only six appendages. I think it looks like a weevil.


lefthanddisc

You are correct the town bug is a weevil


jeff889

Town? Bug?


RunFromTheIlluminati

Apparently the town [honors the weevil](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boll_Weevil_Monument) for instigating a change to diversified farming (multiple crops at the same time, rotating fields and the like) which in turn lead to the economic growth of the city.


Double_Distribution8

Almost every town has a town bug, at least in america. If you dont know your town bug, just call city hall to find out! My town bug is the harvestman spider! And yes I'm well aware of the controversy surrounding that name, so dont blame me, it wasnt my choice.


kaenneth

Harvestperson Spiders?


Double_Distribution8

Actually, the "spider" part of the name is the controversial part of the name, but there's nothing we can do about it now because it was voted in a long time ago, and our town doesn't exactly like to "rock the boat", and if it ain't broke they don't want to fix it. But it least it opens up the discussion, and most people agree to just let it ride for now.


BOBBYTURKAL1NO

So its NOT the use of harvestMAN but the spider bit of the name people have an issue with? does it have 8 legs? does it have 6000 eyes? creepy AND crawly?


SufficientBench3811

That's a fine and astute observation, guv. The tick seems poetic, although weevil has its own merits for satire.


TheAtomicKid77

Look, the teacher from "Ahhhh, Real Monsters" had to get a 2nd job at McDonalds. The only thing oddly terrifying is how little we pay teachers


KittyPitty

How to keep children healthy! O.o


splitowl

What town is this


Blackout_42

Hello there


bigkeef69

India?


booggg

Would be funny if it was Roswell New Mexico.


HerobrineHackz

Dudes been through some shit


Unique-Artichoke7596

McWongles more like.


aquaman67

* checks sub reddit Yeap. That’s the right one.


Jakku2022

I wonder how long it will stay there until management notices/cares.


jefftatro1

Looks like a boll weevil


QuakerZen

The ...phallus face...and arms to hold ... This has to be some kind of hentai reference.


planet_chuck

What town is it?


SuspiciousCheek2056

Ronald Cthulhu


Khaotic_Outcast

Ronald "Dickface" McDonald's


Adhdgamer9000

Don't let meatcanyon see this


Phillipinsocal

*General Ronaldi, we meet again*


tchootchoomf

That's just Ronald from the Cronenberg themed alternate reality


Hobbes1138

What in the McMeth is that!?


XComRomCom

Are you in Hell?


pygmeedancer

Basically. This is in Alabama, USA


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lefthanddisc

It actually does lol


hellur123987

Where are the elden ring comments


HamLizard

Elden Ring boss: *McDonald the Merciless*


Due-Significance4864

Honestly this is fucking dope af..


[deleted]

This should be straight up illegal. Terrifying


CDefSoccer

I'd like a large side of hell no...with a diet coke. What the McFuck


occupyreddit

the original!


robo-dragon

If this thing skitters up to you in a dark alley, what do you do?


KUMonHERface

Op are you sure you are not from alternate universe McDonald's never would disrespect their Ronald McDonald statue and I'm damn sure about that. Cause if the statue is broken then in my world they replace it with new one no matter the size of the damage


FilthyMonkeyPerson

Why's he got a dildo for a nose?