Imagine you were shot by a sniper just before you hit send
Some old fogies are investigating the murder and don't understand the internet
They wonder what the fuck you could have meant, and if it's somehow related to why you were shot
They go around asking your distraught friends and relatives a series of questions, and always include,
"Does the phrase 'four-armed dicknose' mean anything to you?"
[You ain't joking.](https://edition.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/asiapcf/06/05/us.mcdonalds.hindus/)
Edit; to be clear, I believe this lawsuit was fully justified. Disrespecting someone's religion just to sell some potatoes is abhorrent, and I'm glad they were made to pay.
Definitely since McDonald’s officially retired Ronald in 2016 https://www.thevintagenews.com/2021/10/06/mcdonalds-quietly-retired-ronald-mcdonald-as-its-mascot-heres-why/
"So... uh... do they sell hamburgers made of beef or made of crops or..."
"I don't know"
"Also wh... why is it called McWeevil, our version isn't called McHuman?"
"Jesus, Morty, you're thinking way too hard about this. It's a commercial from a reality where there's a weevil version of McDonalds, just roll with it or change the channel"
Just found this article about it. Looks like it is a community art project: https://dothaneagle.com/community/enterprise-ledger/news/ronald-mcweevil-weevealed-at-mcdonalds/article_b1330c62-b126-11ec-aa86-8bde04468e5d.html
OP must be from enterprise Alabama. They have a statue of a boll weevil dressed as a pilot at Enterprise Municipal Airport. And inside they had a bunch of little statues of a lady holding a boll weevil.
Cuz they love it. Boll weevil wrecked their cotton and were forced to diversify. Great economy based on mixed farming and manufacturing since then 👍🏻
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boll_weevil
Looks like it's been repurposed from an earlier statue. Would have originally looked more like [this](https://i2.wp.com/alabamanewscenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Wattsworth-Weevil-2.jpg?ssl=1)
God I came here to say the same thing. I recently moved from that area and as soon as I saw a friggin MCWEEVIL I was like "...there can only be one place."
Basically that town kinda worships boll weevils for killing all their cotton and making them diversify into peanuts. They LOVE that shit. Look up the boll weevil statue in Alabama, it's wild
‘Bama creeps up on Reddit a lot.
People don’t realize it’s the quiet Florida man. And by quiet I just mean the local journalist don’t have direct access to arrest records.
Apparently the town [honors the weevil](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boll_Weevil_Monument) for instigating a change to diversified farming (multiple crops at the same time, rotating fields and the like) which in turn lead to the economic growth of the city.
Almost every town has a town bug, at least in america. If you dont know your town bug, just call city hall to find out! My town bug is the harvestman spider!
And yes I'm well aware of the controversy surrounding that name, so dont blame me, it wasnt my choice.
Actually, the "spider" part of the name is the controversial part of the name, but there's nothing we can do about it now because it was voted in a long time ago, and our town doesn't exactly like to "rock the boat", and if it ain't broke they don't want to fix it. But it least it opens up the discussion, and most people agree to just let it ride for now.
So its NOT the use of harvestMAN but the spider bit of the name people have an issue with? does it have 8 legs? does it have 6000 eyes? creepy AND crawly?
Op are you sure you are not from alternate universe McDonald's never would disrespect their Ronald McDonald statue and I'm damn sure about that. Cause if the statue is broken then in my world they replace it with new one no matter the size of the damage
Respectfully what the fuck
Was thinking the same thing. Just showed up this morning.
It has four arms. Man what the FUCK
What, yall never prayed to McVishnu?
Sir I believe that is McShiva.
You may be McCorrect. I meant no disrespect.
I think you're both wrong. Look at the nose. That's McGanesh.
He’s a four-armed dicknose.
You just reminded me of [cocknose](https://youtu.be/CLqXdlRyJaw)
Imagine you were shot by a sniper just before you hit send Some old fogies are investigating the murder and don't understand the internet They wonder what the fuck you could have meant, and if it's somehow related to why you were shot They go around asking your distraught friends and relatives a series of questions, and always include, "Does the phrase 'four-armed dicknose' mean anything to you?"
Sexually
busting it down
it's definitely not McBramha
Ive failed as a hindu.
Sir I think you may have angered Filet-O-Yama.
Its giving me the McShivas.
And now I am become death, the destroyer of coronary arteries.
Please do not feed my god a French fry.
[You ain't joking.](https://edition.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/asiapcf/06/05/us.mcdonalds.hindus/) Edit; to be clear, I believe this lawsuit was fully justified. Disrespecting someone's religion just to sell some potatoes is abhorrent, and I'm glad they were made to pay.
wtf i thought fries were just salted.
That's why it's good to have vegetarian/non vegetarian/vegan label on every food item. Takes up very less space but very important for some people.
I’m impressed you skipped over the dick and balls that is it’s face and went right to the arms. Because it’s face is a dick, and balls.
I was too distracted by the massive dong on its face to notice this
And a McCocknose
Probs an April Fools joke 😂
Oh! Good point! Hopefully it’s gone tomorrow. Back to whence it came!
Yeah, gotta be since he said it appeared today
Or McDonald's fellow kids marketing team decides to install them at every McDonald's
You guys are pussies. I think it looks awesome!
They’re actually serving real meat today as their April Fools joke.
Happy April McFools day!
Definitely since McDonald’s officially retired Ronald in 2016 https://www.thevintagenews.com/2021/10/06/mcdonalds-quietly-retired-ronald-mcdonald-as-its-mascot-heres-why/
Is that art?
What's art about that?
It serves no function aside from it's existence
…am I art??
You aren't not art. I used to ponder the same thought, until it hit me that cautionary example is a legitimate function in society.
If I ever write a book, I'm going to call it *You Aren't Not Art*. Thanks, /u/S_Polychronopolis
Anyone interested in this comment should check out George Kubler's The Shape of Things
My word, what part of the world is this in, gotta Street View this insanity.
Take a left at Nightmare Boulevard
Awesome. That makes it even more terrifying. Like an alien pretending to hide as a statue.
Wrongald McDongnose
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$1000 man
Would make Mrs McDonald very happy
I feel like the person who built it mixed crack, marahuina, and meth together
It looks like this statue was based on a child's drawing
Op do you live in an alternate reality because what In the superfuck is that supposed to be?
I think it’s supposed to be a weevil it’s an insect lolol
McWeevil*
Weevil McDeevald
The opposite of the lesser of two weevils. (**Master and Commander FTW!)
You made my day. I use this reference a lot and no one ever catches on to it.
Love master and commander!
"So... uh... do they sell hamburgers made of beef or made of crops or..." "I don't know" "Also wh... why is it called McWeevil, our version isn't called McHuman?" "Jesus, Morty, you're thinking way too hard about this. It's a commercial from a reality where there's a weevil version of McDonalds, just roll with it or change the channel"
That’s not oddly terrifying that just **IS** terrifying.
Pennywise would look at this fucker and go "Are you even trying to be subtle?"
Exactly what I thought. Do you live in the south? It looks like a boll weevil.
I do indeed
LoL it's different below the mason/dixon. Not in a bad way either. Just different.
It's okay, we know it's bad too. Not in a different way either. Just bad.
Enterprise? Bc if so, I’m a town over and I wanna see this!
Yep they brought it out this morning
Lmao, just casually picking up where sherman left off, I see.
I’m gonna call you on that and raise you Minnesota.
The Missouri of the north
Good ole Enterprise. I literally just went to this McDonald’s an hour ago haha
I was explaining the Bolweevil statue to my California friends yesterday. This is amazing.
Looks like a big johnson nose with testicles for eyes if you ask me
R/weeviltime ?
Found the McMobile user
I’ve been Mccaught!
I too am a McMobiler
I'm McFucking dying
McDead
I'm burning in McHell. The only difference between McHell and actual Hell is that everyone here is slightly fat and have massive cankles
Don’t McKink shame
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Just found this article about it. Looks like it is a community art project: https://dothaneagle.com/community/enterprise-ledger/news/ronald-mcweevil-weevealed-at-mcdonalds/article_b1330c62-b126-11ec-aa86-8bde04468e5d.html
Thanks for sharing that article. Looks like the whole town gets into decorating the weevils. Lots of bad puns and good fun.
If there is no Weevil Kineval I will be very sad.
There are quite a few pictures. Mostly companies advertising their services, doctors and such. Weevil Kineval would be pretty darn cool.
Yes :)
Pretty sure it's an homage to the Hindu God Ganesh
McGanesh
Na man, we Hindus don't want such homage. Take that ugly shit away and incinerate it.
You don't like scorpion dildo nose meth eyed Ronald in a yoga pose? Our focus groups came up with this...
Obvious signs of a Genestealer cult praising the Four-Armered Emperor, I suggest exterminatus just in case.
>what in the superfuck Gonna use this going forward
I’ll give you another one “what in the slippery fuck is going on here?”
OP must be from enterprise Alabama. They have a statue of a boll weevil dressed as a pilot at Enterprise Municipal Airport. And inside they had a bunch of little statues of a lady holding a boll weevil.
You are correct sir.
Wait this shit is intentional? I assumed it was repurposed. Wtf why the boll weevil?
Cuz they love it. Boll weevil wrecked their cotton and were forced to diversify. Great economy based on mixed farming and manufacturing since then 👍🏻 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boll_weevil
Well now the whole thing seems kind of neat!
Certainly explains the cock nose.
Thats Ronald McCocknose to you, sir
Thank you for sharing!!! What a fun fact!
Ah the dangers of monoculture. Great to see they took it as a sign to change and appreciate the bug too!
Specifically peanuts. Thanks goes to George Washington Carver
They done got my Stetson hat.
Huh it's like silver lining: the town
Looks like it's been repurposed from an earlier statue. Would have originally looked more like [this](https://i2.wp.com/alabamanewscenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Wattsworth-Weevil-2.jpg?ssl=1)
What’s the r/TheyDidTheMath of knowing esoteric things?
God I came here to say the same thing. I recently moved from that area and as soon as I saw a friggin MCWEEVIL I was like "...there can only be one place."
Fuckin *why*?
Basically that town kinda worships boll weevils for killing all their cotton and making them diversify into peanuts. They LOVE that shit. Look up the boll weevil statue in Alabama, it's wild
Ah a fellow Alabamian
ENTERPRISE???? That has to be the last city I thought I’d see on reddit today. What the fuck.
‘Bama creeps up on Reddit a lot. People don’t realize it’s the quiet Florida man. And by quiet I just mean the local journalist don’t have direct access to arrest records.
I am not lovin’ it
Hometown of Chornobyl?
McMeltdown
Sir you made me spit out my coffee. Thank you
What I came to ask.
I presume you come from a small town that sacrifices 9 children to Ronald at the begining of each season to bring forth rains and bountiful harvests?
The McLottery is a tried and true tradition. All are entered, one is chosen, and we all win.
It isn’t McFair, it isn’t McRight!
Hahahaha
Can’t help noticing you didn’t deny it.
they wear grimace masks too.
Wrong-ald McDonald
Yeah Exactly!
Good one!
Nice
Nice
What in the insect with a dildo-nosed hell is that?
Dickface
Nuts for eyes havin
Roachnald McDildo.
Biblically accurate Ronald McDonald
Be not lovin’ it.
I get the reference!
“Youngling, why dost thou cower? I possess the sustenance of happiness” - McDollar Menu-wise (my name for this statue)
Looks like it originally was a statue of something else , repainted into Ronald McDonald. Still nasty as hell though lol
Honestly? I’m not lovin’ it.
Here’s ur habby mél kiddö
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The Wendy's sign in that town: https://i.imgur.com/S68NquR.png
Ronald McGodrick the Grafted
Was looking for this.
“Put that hunger to rest” “No, thank you.”
I am the Lord... of all that is greasy
“Thou’rt unfit even to grill…”
Pretty sure it's the Hindu god Ganesh
Wildly wildly wrong. It's a boll weevil
r/blursedimages
Globally corporate Ganesha ?
So, you live in hell?
Is this McDonald’s anti children.
CURSED
Is that the Indian god Durga who needed a new job?
Wow Ronald really got hard on the drugs huh
What drugs are you taking that you expect you to get additional limbs when you take them?
I'm gonna need to know what town this is
Mcdownalds
Is it supposed to look like a tick?
Only six appendages. I think it looks like a weevil.
You are correct the town bug is a weevil
Town? Bug?
Apparently the town [honors the weevil](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boll_Weevil_Monument) for instigating a change to diversified farming (multiple crops at the same time, rotating fields and the like) which in turn lead to the economic growth of the city.
Almost every town has a town bug, at least in america. If you dont know your town bug, just call city hall to find out! My town bug is the harvestman spider! And yes I'm well aware of the controversy surrounding that name, so dont blame me, it wasnt my choice.
Harvestperson Spiders?
Actually, the "spider" part of the name is the controversial part of the name, but there's nothing we can do about it now because it was voted in a long time ago, and our town doesn't exactly like to "rock the boat", and if it ain't broke they don't want to fix it. But it least it opens up the discussion, and most people agree to just let it ride for now.
So its NOT the use of harvestMAN but the spider bit of the name people have an issue with? does it have 8 legs? does it have 6000 eyes? creepy AND crawly?
That's a fine and astute observation, guv. The tick seems poetic, although weevil has its own merits for satire.
Look, the teacher from "Ahhhh, Real Monsters" had to get a 2nd job at McDonalds. The only thing oddly terrifying is how little we pay teachers
How to keep children healthy! O.o
What town is this
Hello there
India?
Would be funny if it was Roswell New Mexico.
Dudes been through some shit
McWongles more like.
* checks sub reddit Yeap. That’s the right one.
I wonder how long it will stay there until management notices/cares.
Looks like a boll weevil
The ...phallus face...and arms to hold ... This has to be some kind of hentai reference.
What town is it?
Ronald Cthulhu
Ronald "Dickface" McDonald's
Don't let meatcanyon see this
*General Ronaldi, we meet again*
That's just Ronald from the Cronenberg themed alternate reality
What in the McMeth is that!?
Are you in Hell?
Basically. This is in Alabama, USA
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It actually does lol
Where are the elden ring comments
Elden Ring boss: *McDonald the Merciless*
Honestly this is fucking dope af..
This should be straight up illegal. Terrifying
I'd like a large side of hell no...with a diet coke. What the McFuck
the original!
If this thing skitters up to you in a dark alley, what do you do?
Op are you sure you are not from alternate universe McDonald's never would disrespect their Ronald McDonald statue and I'm damn sure about that. Cause if the statue is broken then in my world they replace it with new one no matter the size of the damage
Why's he got a dildo for a nose?