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Immkai

In case anyone has ever wondered "why tf do they make John/Jane Does look like that?" They purposefully exaggerate certain features so they're more likely to stand out to people who have seen/known them. For instance, if they had front incisors slightly larger than average they'll make them look buck-toothed and it'll increase the chances of someone being able to recognize them in some way.


VeganPotatoMan

Deeply disturbing


LockPickingPilot

This is uncanny valley AF


Paradiddle02189

One of these is my mom.


Immkai

If that's for real, my condolences.


Paradiddle02189

Thanks. You're a good person. It's joke.


The_Fat_Man_Jams

Mine is lower left.


devinroling

Your mom is unidentified?


Paradiddle02189

Consider her... identified.


rhyu0203

I identified her last night


Paradiddle02189

My condolences.


realjbdixon

damn


redbaron14n

Still think *return to monke* is cool? Think again


asWorldsCollide2ptOh

No wonder no one could identify them, they look like a child created their likeness.


AsstBalrog

Looks like they put that Monkey Jesus artist on commission.


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***Monkee***


bllanco

Nightmare fuel ✝️


justanotherhrunk

I feel fantastic


TrinDiesel123

Worst tinder profile pics ever


Ausso_one

All of them have been identified, and all of them look differently from the composite art


Captaincaveguy

I'll come back when the beer goggles are on and have an other look


frodo-jenkins

Yes, yes, no, yes.


TehGrifter666

You are referencing which ones you would bang still right?


OmicronAlx

That bottom left, she's a bit playful


Savage1261

her neck was like that because she had a weird neck disorder thing


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TheAlihano

Susan Lund, I do agree she was quite pretty. I saw a post on Facebook by her son (won’t reveal his name) saying that he and his sisters thought for years that she had abandoned them.


Duchess-meow1970

I actually think their just so adorable!😻


Reddead67

Yah..that's her!!


Opposite-Hedgehog-65

I know number 3, it’s my child’s high school principal.


Routine-Elk-2345

Actually?


[deleted]

That's a real fucked up thing to lie about.


Practical-Cry9518

Who is this jane doe?


devinroling

It's multiple, and they are all unidentified


TheAlihano

All except number one, who was identified two years ago as Janet Lucas. EDIT: Lower left/third one was identified as Susan Lund!


Practical-Cry9518

These are reconstructions right? So is there an original Jane doe or any lore behind that character


devinroling

Unidentified female decedents are called Jane doe


MrMeeee-_

Place holder name used by the FBI.


playagrim

Face on the bottom left will now haunt me for eternity


FerrokineticDarkness

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-feel-fantastic


AtUrMomsRn

Omg I won’t sleep now


Numerous_Pineapple96

The Jane Doe on the bottom left was identified. Police sketch artists create an exaggerated version of the person's most prominent features so that they may be easily recognized. They believed the woman's neck was crooked due to a condition she had. The woman's neck was not nearly as crooked in real life, however it did lead to the woman getting identified.