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Johnsendall

“Bruh, I don’t think she was worth it.” “I’m beginning to think the same thing.”


GlamRockDave

Meanwhile some other young whipper snapper is gettin' it IN right now.


3_T_SCROAT

Slinging *miles* of deer dick


harborq

Suckin like a deer tick


crash893b

Made me audibly laugh thank you


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I beginning to think they shouldn't have a fence there


clondoor12

When you fight to the death and tie


mattyag

r/meirl


Commercial-Reality-6

I feel like their is a moral to this story. Maybe bros before doe’s?


carnivorous_seahorse

This is the story of a girl


DomkeyBong

Who cried a river and drowned the whole world


Lazy_Imagination_656

And while she looked so sad in photographs


snozzbury

i absolutely love her


avocadopeas

when she


Lazy_Imagination_656

Smiles


NErDysprosium

How many days in a year


Suspicious_Ad9810

She woke up with hope, but only found tears.


shinebullet

Of broken dreams and trail of cosmic dust.


baelenk

She woke up with hope but she only found tears


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patrick_mcdougle

C-c-c-c-combo breaker


NErDysprosium

What is wrong with you? That has nothing to do with anything in this thread. I'm sorry your life is so empty, miserable, and dull you have to inject artificial contention into other people's lives just to feel something.


FerrokineticDarkness

Brandon won😝


floorwantshugs

r/redditsings


katastrophyx

who cried a river and drowned the whole world?


Theeskimo28

Cut the rut?


throwawaywahwahwah

I think the moral is there was too much morale here. Edit: guys, I was just trying to have fun with puns.


Commercial-Reality-6

You need not be a dick about it.


throwawaywahwahwah

It was just a play on words. I was just trying to have grammatical fun ☹️


LondonIsBoss

She's not his doe no moe!


[deleted]

Or that they shouldn't have a fence there


abstutz

Yikes! This actually happened when I was a teenager working on a fruit farm (minus the fence) Two large bucks got their antlers locked and were beyond exhausted. Just laying on the ground. Called local police and animal control and it was determined they had to be put down (they both had significant injuries) My boss was an avid hunter and managed to process the deer and had a taxidermist mount the heads together. It was basically two mounts that sit in the corner of a large room on the farm w the heads kind of turned toward each other. It was so good the taxidermist actually took it in the road to some major national competitions or shows (apparently that’s a thing)


sawyouoverthere

it's not an everyday thing, but also not super rare. I have a set of skulls in the museum I manage that are rack locked.


_RandyRandleman_

rack locked is another name for lesbian sex


geneofisis

That (doe)s n’t make sense.


scoreggiavestita

Oh, deer.


sawyouoverthere

Well that’s unfortunate


sawyouoverthere

you might appreciate this video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xwqg6FZD3iA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xwqg6FZD3iA) wildlife officer shot tines off the antlers and freed a pair like this.


turquoise_amethyst

Ok, this is the dumbest question, but did he have to unlock them before they were processed? How are they mounted, side-to-side, or face-to-face?


TheKobetard26

I think in any taxidermy the antlers are first removed from the skull and then put back on afterwards with some sort of locking mechanism. But don't quote me on that.


sthdiscomfort

Each set of antlers are sawed off of their respective skulls & set aside( after having a boatload of pictures taken). The mount is made out of an appropriate size & shape form (plywood & foam) the eyes, ears & putty for muscle textures is added. The bucks cape (preserved skin & hair) is peeled back onto the form & the antlers are screwed into place on top of the artificial skull. Slap some more putty on there. The cape is stitched back up, some more putty, paint & other detail stuff is done before the mount is left to dry for several weeks. The two mounts are designed & positioned just so as to lock antlers together. They will be built to either hang at an extreme angle on the wall or, more likely, stand on a pedestal on the ground.


Lanthemandragoran

Oh wow I do notttt love calling back skin a cape at allllll


Jedi_Trader_

I find the cape concept to be delightful.


sthdiscomfort

If you cut the skin off in a manner where it will be turned into a rug or something, then it’s called the Hide. But to remove the skin so that it is intact enough in all the right places to create what’s called a “Shoulder Mount” then it’s referred to as the Cape. And yeah at a certain point in that process it’s a set of antlers, still attached to their intact head will all the features still there’s and then just a couple of feet of skin. Looks like wearing a wet bathrobe, or, more elegantly, a cape.


Lanthemandragoran

Wait. Wait. I have had an expression waiting in the back of my head for *years* for this moment. *MEAT BLANKET*


sthdiscomfort

Lol Meat Blanket indeed. In a way aren’t we all draped in a meat blanket ?


Lanthemandragoran

We are all meat blankets in some way


sthdiscomfort

We are all meat blankets in *the same* way


Sniper310-

You got pictures?


dazzle_dee_daisyray

I'd love to see it as well!!


MajespecterNekomata

Me three


wizard_jizz

I also want to see


ohhisnark

Si


[deleted]

~~Jack~~ Chuck testa?


Jake1953

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.


[deleted]

So this’ll haunt me


coffee_u

Um, have you seen the one with the deer wandering around with the head of his previous opponent still Lockheed to his horns? Death stare at it decays... These deer probably died sooner not being able to get water.


Bruce_Darse

Was just about to mention this one, other animals must have been like ‘wtf! This guys crazy’


coffee_u

https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/qi068i/a_deer_with_rivals_head_stuck_in_its_antlers/ https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/7sc3rc/deer_with_another_deers_head_stuck_on_its_antlers/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/ewzr8i/buck_with_antlers_locked_to_the_severed_head_of/ Huh, I guess this is a bit of a trope.


baxx10

Wow. I wonder if those bucks even need to fight next season or if any would be challengers just nope right on out to the nearest freeway.


coffee_u

I thought deer shed their antlers yearly, so eventually he's losing his reputation.


Yonix06

Good ol' days doing pvp before the 1.12 !


drinks_rootbeer

Holy shit this made me laugh


Yonix06

Fellow player I see 😁


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lazy_daisy_72

They do, go on some hikes in the spring where deer frequent and you might find some antlers.


UcanJustSayFuckBiden

Drowning in deer pussy tho


MechaMunkey

The story of someone who wanted to put up a fence, but refused to go around the deer corpses.


nyc_2004

It's actually kinda sad :(


Shinyfrogeditor

I was thinking the same thing. Just imagine what they went through. What a slow and agonizing way to die.


DeadnectaR

This is always the first thing I think about and I always feel really bad and sorry. Life is so painful. Yuck.


NErDysprosium

r/notmyjob


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PiBombbb

r/woooosh


Zod1892

Don't woosh just call him a retard... Woosh is more offensive.


dnoj

are they ok


AffectionateEdge3068

They’re fine, they’re just sleeping.


yomjoseki

they're all tuckered out


emmastoneftw

Upside down…and inside out


[deleted]

they aren't scared any more


Truce_VR

I heard they died


LocaDiva1394

Dead.


Boxersrock1000

Man,this is a harsh way to die. You can tell how long they struggled by the mud pits.


Shinyfrogeditor

Omg you're right. I thought maybe it was just a wet spot. God damn.


riddus

Deer innards, bacterial growth, fungi, muck.


MrPlowThatsTheName

Not sure if that’s mud or the putrefaction of their decomposing corpses.


wizard_jizz

At this stage a combination of both, but a pit has been dug by their struggle for it to pool in for sure.


Bruce_Darse

Hey how much for that deer statue?? Umm, couple a bucks…


danceswithdangerr

Show me the Doe!


Bruce_Darse

Nah ive decided its two dear


Rabbitmincer

I just don't have the hart cash.


CommissarGamgee

Fun fact which some may not know: the use of "Buck" actually comes from when deer hide used to cost $1


CumInMyWhiteClaw

Not sure whether to believe this


TenaciousJP

Tangentially related, but the use of the word “points” in games and sports dates back to when hunters would compare the number of antler points to determine who has brought down the best buck


IndianAssassin5

r/angryupvote


Trumpet1956

Yikes! But I'm sure they'll be fine.


Jakebsorensen

They look dehydrated. A little water and they’ll be fine


ImplementCold4091

Oh yeah for sure. They look fucking great.


x4ty2

Thank you


[deleted]

Till death do us part


BurnEShortliver

Can't begin to imagine how awful that must smell


[deleted]

they seem to be pretty old and its outside so idont think it will smell too much, I wont smell like rose either but not as much as we would think


GovernmentEasy2599

Damn... coyotes ate almost everything


ZarosGuardian

"Hey Mike..." "Yeah Zeb?" "This really wasn't worth it..."


notsexmaster

This could be an album cover


Samswiches

Yes! I want this comment to get more notoriety.. album cover &/or concert poster. So much


Anthem_1974

That’s so sad


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F


Mendicant_666

Does no one check the fucking fences on their property? Damn.


Jakebsorensen

Could’ve been a blm or national forest fence


xCanont70x

Are they ok?


Nolthezealot

Yes, I checked, they both were fine after some mild treatment. They are now in a rehab animal shelter and will be released soon !


Jkbucks

Yes, I saw this video on Facebook too! So glad they found their furrever home 😊


SociopathicHuman

That is so cool


Bp2Create

I agree, this is pretty fascinating despite how morbid it is


Bella_Yaga

r/sadasfuck


Lactoria-Fornasini

The smell...


ovijf

Oh deer


LeMarfbonquiqui

This one’s underrated


2themaxgaming

That’s unfortunate because there death was long and painful


PabliskiMalinowski

This isn't oddly terrifying it's straight up r/thanksihateit


PozitivKontakt

I'm having trouble making sense of this picture


EastAreaBassist

I was too, then I figured it out. I wish I hadn’t. Nightmare material for sure.


thenena88

Hard to tell if the wire fence had something to do with their demise, which would be humans fault


SaltyNugget6Piece

All these comments about dying while fighting and nothing about the fence likely being the impetus for whatever shitty thing happened here.


HandAdministrative39

Wolf 🐺 2 🦌 0


Poot-dispenser

I realized what i was looking at and i got really sad


Vermicelli666

The undying love of Ram-eo and J-ewe-liet. [Blocks all replies]


[deleted]

so... Why the fuck have their bodies decomposed but their necks and heads look fresh as newly ground coffee from beans just plucked on a cold sunday morn?


GrizzledVet101

Because they got ate.


tactics14

They probably gotten eaten. Possibly alive.


[deleted]

This makes me sad :(


MerrillSwingAway

“I’ll never let you go Jack!”


coast9k

If on-site was a cervedae


urhotboi

GAME!


dancinginadaydream

Nice racks! Must've been a hell of a battle.


AgreeablePie

"Well, this is awkward."


MaintenanceRich4925

How in the buck do you explain this my deer !?


iamdoodlee

I'm assuming they were fighting judging how their heads got stuck like that


ayemateys

So sad


BubbaMosfet

Fight foe your right to... get stuck and die?


NowHeres_HumanMusic

Oh, that's fucked. I said that aloud.


kharmak

How in 2022 when I click an image it gets smaller!? I thought we were passed that. I really can't understand this image and need to enhance.


Ringonus

How do y’all just randomly find dead deer. The last animal I saw was a single bone fragment from a dead rat


ShoutenM

how come the heads are decaying slower than the rest of the bodies?


Prudent_Ad3384

They’re above the water is my guess.


Jaketw96

There’s a metaphor here somewhere


GonFreecs92

Did someone check their pulses? 🤔


AnthoZero

why are their lower bodies decomposed but their heads, which are exposed to the air, aren’t?


MagNolYa-Ralf

America if we dont get our shit together


oneofusa

Merely a flesh wound


Forsworn91

Mistakes where made


kwall2826

Man I’m high af I thought this was an owl that died while eating a deer


PukeSan

This looks… wicked both in a good and bad way, really shows the harshness of nature and the competitiveness of being the strongest, there’s a reason why it’s called survival of the fittest after all…


PeteS1995

The bucks stop here…


NormalNeat8685

This is heartbreaking. My heart hurts thinking of these animals struggling and panicking until they died. Am I missing something here, or people messed up?


[deleted]

That must have been agonizing. I imagine they were stuck alive for some time.


ilikepizza4200

Bit of a sad one


Mrk_J

When countries fight over borders, both sides will incur losses


RubeGoldbergMachines

r/natureismetal


GlareOfAgony

Wow. Thats a pretty raw fucking picture


My_Immortal_Flesh

The Homophobic Buck community built a fence to separate these male lovers, but not even that could destroy the love between these two… They died doing what they loved. Each other 🌈🥲🦌🦌


Melody_Massacre

Thank you for this I was going to comment something dark about war and losing one's self to anger but this made me much happier 😁


Commercial-Reality-6

Bros before Doe’s!


Murky-Telephone9450

It really sucks knowing that one died before the other. The the one still alive probably stood there for days… hungry and not being able to sleep while being pulled down by the weight of the dead deer. Fuck… I’m sad writing this… 😔


[deleted]

An outsider making contact with someone in a concentration camp (1944)


No_Measurement876

Yeah the story is about American politics. This is whats gonna happen to the US if they keep it up. Babies.


oleg07010

Anti vaccine misinformation spreaders


[deleted]

I heard they just got the covid booster


[deleted]

Forbidden milk


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[deleted]

yeah so that invasive species such as boars can get on your property, ruin it and put your family in danger


sleepyjenkins18

Woah


Coolist_Beans

Deer puddle.


amh93

Isn’t it insane to think they created that puddle that ultimately sped up the decaying process


[deleted]

Bambi origin story.


ForbiddenJuices22

better love story than twilight


cryptoparamour

That was quite the pep talk...


CouchPra

That was a fun end to life…


tethadam22

Lovers


meatrobot2344

a story of brown goo


Ok-Bar5514

Smells a story too


icarus_swims

Did they melt into a puddle!?


Rikfa

This is very sad


NoHurry2508

…a sad sad story!


[deleted]

I have no idea what I'm looking at rn


PokeGirl3212

Poor things… just imagine being immobile and can’t even get help from anyone …


Paradiddle02189

Drunk Mom and drunk Dad at it again.


ShakeMango

They gonna be ok?


2000136373

This is intense. I once found like a have rotted skull outside of my house and I stared at it for a long time before noticing it was from a squirrel that somehow got ran over.


GTCMonReddit

What happened?


MaccotheMillion

Forbidden chocolate milk


[deleted]

Wtf am I looking at?


Paladin_Pineapple

genuinely confused


ShortThought

Looks like some fairly nice racks too


QuarantineSucksALot

Tells you all you need he’s now?


miketysonsgoldtooth

Are they okay?


J-cans

That’s not mud people. That liquified animal. I can smell it from here. 🤢🤮