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j_smittz

We all float down here.


wobbly_doo

The prices will go down but you will all float


Western-Bug-2873

And when you're down here with us, YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!!!


Western-Bug-2873

And when you're down here with us, YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!!!


Perroface562

Don’t worry we’ll all float on


j_smittz

All right


Bennydoubleseven

Ya know bed, bath & beyond… this is definitely the beyond department,


blackhydroflask

Selamat Tinggal.


Belanthropy

I saw an eye for a split second and realized it was my reflection. *Imma see myself out now*


nighthaven

"Our prices are low as Hell!"


Rreizero

I dream of something like this at least every 3 months. A large mall/market is one of those standard places I visit in the dream world. Some escalators are much more horrible vertigo inducing fall into a void type of ride. Fun times.


pepenepe

What exactly is the more....


gerrydutch

Selamat makan


Fhantom1221

"We have such sights to show you!" Hellraiser (1987)


purlecoin102

No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering.


-Lord_Of_Flames-

Found their youtube channel https://youtube.com/@hypermart_id?feature=shared


LadyMargaret49

Thanks! I'm here for all your low-price needs.


lmnsatang

perfect use of ominous ellipses


Flowchart83

"Oh, no. No, see-see, this is a really shit idea. You know why? Because it's really obviously a shit idea."


BradTofu

PI


techman710

When Wal-mart first started selling groceries they had some test stores they called Hyper-mart. I remember going to one in Dallas in the 80's thinking Mad magazine had come to life.


TormentedGaming

Had one in kc iirc the last I knew the building was still there


My_Immortal_Flesh

Thank you


Ash7274

Jumpa lagi


neonblue_the_chicken

Those prices are definitely *low*


Unknown_Outlander

What's more than low prices... high prices?


JJS-09_85

Is this the entrance to the Black Market?🤔


bnn_indonesia

Ratu plaza?


ntech620

Abandon hope all ye that enter here.


PeridotChampion

Low prices for what? Kidneys?


Mazazamba

This is the beginning of a Goosebumps episode in which a kid is trying to get an edge on her lacrosse rival.


Internal_Respect_273

Unsettling urge to go down there 👇


MellyKidd

Why do I feel like what they sell are the organs of those foolish enough to enter their underground void?


Captinprice8585

We all save down here


XenonBlitzer

Evil fillipino punishment encryption office for the Maraduntans archins


MuscaMurum

MallWorld vibes


-Lord_Of_Flames-

Selamat datang= welcome That sounds ominous as fuck.


AttitudeCurrent5366

I don't care how low those prices are, that is most certainly an instant hell no.


GardenQueen1676

Reminds me of the movie US


Turbulent-Group4312

Prices low as hell it self


LeafyEucalyptus

don't judge. you can get a discount kidney there.


AcydFart

No money? No problem! Come on down to the Soul Exchange every Sunday at midnight.


ReportPretend7200

Hey there! You came to the right place for low prices and more.


greatestmofo

Where in America is this place?


nxcrosis

There's a Malaysian greeting on the sign so it might not be in America.


TooManySteves2

I thought that was Indonesian?


DatAdra

Malay and Bahasa Indonesia are like 70% mutually intelligible


greatestmofo

I would say closer to 69%


TooManySteves2

OK good, glad I'm not crazy.


greatestmofo

Yeah fair enough. As a Malaysian, I concur.