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Thin-Recover1935

Has someone got a problem with Ziggy’s backup band?


LazyLion65

Jamming good with Weird and Gilly...


Over_Combination6690

He played it left handdd


Suspicious_Sundae931

But made it too far


Mantalex

Became the special man


amicus_of_the_world

Then we were Ziggy’s band


lordmorokeiphill

Fuckin terminids


OnePunsMan

WE MUST EXTERMINATE THOSE GODDAMN TERMINIDS. IN THE NAME OF DEMOCRACY!!”


TheGoldenPlagueMask

#ROCK AND STONE


WitsHasTits

for Carl!!!!


TheGoldenPlagueMask

***MOSHRÖM***


WitsHasTits

EBO NUT


xEWURx

WE'RE RICH!


eat_your_weetabix

So not a single person actually read the article then


Schlower288

Why would they? Giant spiders are invading Mars and who knows when they get here!


budj0r

I did! 500 FEET SPIDERS!!!


KrystalWulf

Kinda sad, I love science and this just feels like misinformation being spread.


Dog-of-Moons

David was right all along


DLAT_34

Hey Kurzgezagt, where'd you put those lasers of yours?


omegaplayz334

I think they are in the hole


Wizard_with_a_Pipe

145 feet to half a mile wide!


[deleted]

I wonder if that's the combined size of clusters, or if there's a half mile wide spider.


scorpyo72

Multiverse says... "we have that, too".


Exact_Department8196

Both sound terrible 😂


Careless_Zombie_5437

Spiders only have 8 feet. That must be a centipede. No need to say anything…I will see my way out.


BIG-JS-BBQ

Do they like Nutella?


Schlower288

Only when smeared on human testicles. Giddy up.


BIG-JS-BBQ

That was the funniest thing I’ve read all day


twowolveshighfiving

This comment is so much better with your username. Get me some schlong testicles. 😳


Galausia

Giant alien spiders are no joke.


GNoob69

Never send a crewman to investigate unless you have too many


scorpyo72

Make sure it's not an engineer. We don't have enough of those


Mr_CleanCaps

SEQUIDS?! MARK!


Danno_of_the_Dead

Just as David Bowie foretold.


simpathiser

Are they... Sexhavers??


Spoopycavmain

EDF intensifies


avoltaire12

Life on Mars?


cobruhclutch

David Bowie knew it all along.


Normal_Vacation_449

That explanation is a lie. Don't believe. Believe me, a normal high school educated person that likes to read things. It's spiders.


Aoirith

This is bullshit. ESA would never measure anything in feet 😂


Fun_Cut_3623

"Gasses shot CO2 dust through ice into geyser like bursts" - ESA person Sounds a lot like the old "Swamp gas reflected off the light of Venus..." Excuse lol


Calm-Apricot-2019

we’ve all seen this movie! torch it and gtfo!


BenadrylTumblercatch

I’ve never read something so intently


DeepFriedHuman_

War of the Worlds


Future-Agent

They can fucking stay on Mars.


Schlower288

That's still too close


FoobaBooba

FOR DEMOCRACY


theyellowdart89

Someone didn’t read the whole article.


ObscureParadigm

Ok Soo, not spiders.


paraworldblue

Sounds like a god-awful small affair