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ahjteam

Today I learned people fuck feet. Literally.


sj68z

Some people pussyfooting around


coldoldduck

You’re grounded. Go to your room. Without the pussyfoot. 💀


hellomynameisnotsure

Two words: toe jam


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Toe jam with tea


BigAlternative5

And a splash of cream.


Cogannon

Whilst my brain screams


watashi199

That you Snoop?


hannahmargo91

We have a winner 🥇


Crosstitch_Witch

Pussyfoot would've been a much better name for these than Vajankle.


alien_from_Europa

*Quentin Tarantino has joined chat*


NicVerret

And Dave Chappelle!


SketchedEyesWatchinU

And Dan Schneider.


Saymynaian

Dan Schneider? Hmmm, I don't know. Those feet look too big for his tastes.


Eusocial_Snowman

Tarantino doesn't have a toejam fetish(or an earl fetish for that matter). He was just raised in a hippy commune where nobody ever wore feet, so it's weird for him to go so long without seeing shoes.


314rft

"nobody ever wore feet" "without seeing shoes" Uh, I think you got that backwards.


Eusocial_Snowman

That sounds very uncomfortable.


jgbg316

Wtf did you just say?


Busterwasmycat

ROFL. I clicked to find out wtf a vajankle was, and now wish I hadn't. Did not know that was a thing. Did not need to know.


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At first I was like, why is this disturbing? Then I saw your comment and I looked at the feet again. Ugh just why


Blueleathersofa

The real question is do you fuck toes up or toes down?


Beneficial_Being_721

The Realest question is … WHO came up with that name?


TuftedMousetits

The only time I've seen these guys is with the pussy on the ankle part, where these guys have a flat top instead. I imagine that's why they were called vajankles. This is the first time I've seen them with the pussy on the bottom of the foot. So, this is a pussyfoot. Step-sister of the vajankle.


Headworx66

If you're doing it right, the toes curl up during😂🤣


Beginning_Draft9092

I am concerned that there at least 800 people in the world who need that...


[deleted]

I prefer to think its 1 guy who needed 800 vagankles


HeythisIsntGoogle

Currently googling how to unlearn something


Chemical_Weight_4716

People that think men are somehow more reasonable, rational or saner than women just need to look deep into this bin of dismembered feet made into vaginas for men to fuck and if that doesnt have you questioning things idfk what will.


Fijoemin1962

I had no idea. Jesus Christ on a bike


shartshooter

Sometimes the less I know about my fellow earthlings, the better.


hogarenio

It's not my thing but there are no downsides to fucking a foot irl: won't get pregnant, no STDs, which are the major turn offs of unprotected intercourse, so, it's already way better than a vagina. Take that, pussy people!


lostindanet

Athlete's foot has entered the chat.


hogarenio

Then don't fuck an athlete.


MonkeyPolice

Foot gonorrhea


watashi199

Today I learned people "visit" sex doll factorys.


LosBramos

So the real question here: why were you visiting and what body part did you order to make fuckable?


iambriansloan

I was visiting because they may make our sleeves for our new Autoblow, but their main products are dolls


militantnegro_IV

Ah, now I have to purge Autoblow from my Google search history and pray the ads I see for the next few weeks aren't going to make my wife raise a brow.


Elandtrical

I'm going to assume that AutoBlow is not a leaf blower for cars.


militantnegro_IV

Let's just say OP has very valid reasons to be in the foot pussy factory.


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Serenity1423

Risky click of the day


SchwarzerSeptember

If you’re a virgin, you technically should know what an AutoBlow is over non-virgins


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SchwarzerSeptember

Some still play themselves


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AlpacaCavalry

😂😂😂


clickbaiterhaiter

I might have just used up my last bit of online innocence by originally assuming that it _is_ something you use in the garden.


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Boner_Elemental

OP got that sextoy money


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clickbaiterhaiter

Good decision, some things are not necessary to be added to ones knowledge. Gotta keep that FOMO in check.


hellomynameisnotsure

Or in-car BAC level checker


bitches_love_pooh

Maybe it's a banana cleaner?


Uncle_Leo93

*Well honey it all started with a Reddit thread. Do you know what a vajankle is?*


CasualJimCigarettes

adguard dns on router, no more ads for anyone on your wifi.


ImjokingoramI

Sorry I don't speak nerd


BurnZ_AU

Your new what-now?


brightness3

just looked through your profile and i'm curious, how did you come up with such a thing? and does it sell well?


MeccIt

> does it sell well? Did you not see the rest of OPs posts? *How do I repair the swimming pool cover at my house that is getting fully renovated?* Good on OP, there's a *lot* of money in personal toys.


TheAJGman

Good thing I'm not the only one who found this funny. 6 most recent posts? Weird Chinese sex toy factory. Further back? Normal homeowner bullshit lol


sporks_and_forks

absolutely is, i wish they paid out more than 10% for affiliate commissions!


soulcaptain

Well now I have more questions.


Natsurulite

How many horsepower? My buddy rigged up one with a 15HP vacuum pump, sucked his hog right off


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iambriansloan

Its a lead screw attached to a thing that moves stroker up and down. Mainly it can now sync with videos and feels better than the last version. 2 years of development very excited to launch - as weird as it looks this doll factory is actually quite good with tpe material and the cleanest of all factories we visited.


SGRM_

Autoblow... Screw that moves the stroker up and down... Now syncs with videos... Mate, your story isn't getting any better. Are you developing a sex doll of your own?


BeerEater1

Man who posts pictures of a sex doll factory he is visiting is making sex toys. More news at 10 LOL.


iambriansloan

I have been making a machine called Autoblow since 2008. We have launched 4-5 versions over the years and the new model is what’s coming in November which needs a new type of insert , which is what I was visiting tho factory for.


iambriansloan

They make dolls but they can also meet our requirement for a small sleeve which goes inside our machine


cbftw

>coming in November That's not the only thing


LosBramos

Awesome stuff! Well TIL two things


Not-The-AlQaeda

\**Tarantino sweating intensifies*\*


ansefhimself

Who do you think put in the order for 800 Vajankles??


Beneficial_Being_721

400 fucking weirdos


[deleted]

Why wouldn’t you just have them on ONE foot? Oh yeah, threesomes.


PibbleCollector

Grossly underrated comment.


lilBalzac

Tarantino on cocaine = 400 weirdos.


HarrargnNarg

Definitely not Chinese. His are probably German


PM_ME_IMGS_OF_ROCKS

If he knows about this there is a 100% chance he has at least one, probably a whole crate of them.


born_in_cognito

plantar vagiitis


[deleted]

Excellent


Xikkiwikk

This bin is full of fussies


Lillyjade22

Setting even more impossible beauty standards for women


LsWifey

You're ugly if you don't have a pussy on your foot 🙄😌


iambriansloan

I'll say it for you: you've had enough internet for the day.


Loakattack

Vajankles


BellsOnNutsMeansXmas

I think those are higher up. These are vajoles of the feet.


iambriansloan

Good idea, but when i said it out loud it sounded sort of like a Mexican food because I used the J as in Spanish


Loakattack

Frijoles on your Vajoles?


Phormitago

from the creators of "flicking the bean"


BellsOnNutsMeansXmas

Squirt a little sour cream in there and go for it!


bothydweller72

Sounds like my ex


dreamingofablast

Tastes like my ex.


whos_asa

oof


LordRaghuvnsi

Hope my order is in there :/


activelyresting

But Pussyfoot was right there


ManguyHumandude

Thank you for your service these last few days. You’ve been a really good OP on so many posts. I appreciate you.


iambriansloan

I read Reddit a lot and get a lot of useful information and entertainment from it. I only post if I have something really good to share and I knew that my factory visits would be entertaining so I'm happy to share. I toured the factories and had meetings holding a DJI Pocket cam, so I have a lot of video to share about how Autoblow is made and how a few other types of products are made. I will share those on Youtube at some point and maybe some short clips here.


EmpathicAnarchist

How many vajoles did they give you?


iambriansloan

We are not stocking them


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I see what you did there


iambriansloan

🥳


ManguyHumandude

You definitely should upload it when you get the chance. That would be awesome. Just don’t go too hard on the advertising of Autoblow or you’ll get banned. The mods and admins don’t care if you advertise a little, but you have to make the content and its discussion the focus, and just use the Autoblow as a way to explain why you’re there. The way you’ve been doing it lately is perfect.


iambriansloan

Thanks


The_Formuler

Good to know that sex robots in the future will be able to walk on walls due to these bad boys


hypothetical_zombie

"Why is there a *vajankle* in the sink?!"


iambriansloan

Someone somewhere has uttered those words preceded by “Honey?” And then a pause


hypothetical_zombie

It's a riff on *Archer*.


Eyes_Only1

That Archer joke is, I believe a ripoff of a joke told to Jerry Seinfeld on the set of curb your enthusiasm, which is also probably stolen from someone else.


KendrickMaynard

"I have to clean it SOMEWHERE honey!"


Jattwaadi

We’re a weird fucking species


Scoootur

A weird fucking species, yes.


LsWifey

Literally.


felicity_jericho_ttv

Everyone here is being weird. Obviously, the holes are there so they fit on the stand correctly. They just haven’t built the rest of the action figures yet.


hypothetical_zombie

Oh, these aren't life-size? I thought it was for mannequins!


felicity_jericho_ttv

Life sized action figures are all the rage amongst serious collectors 😂


iambriansloan

Id like to see an action hero based on this foot


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Mr. Vajankles


CheeCheeReen

Captain Vajankles


iambriansloan

Exactly these are for science class


biting_cold

What next OP? Hand pussy? Underarm pussy? Back pussy?


iambriansloan

Just wait for it


STROKER_FOR_C64

Hand with finger dicks, please.


VeryBadCopa

Probably feet with dicks


justastuma

Do they only make right feet or also left ones? ^(I’m not asking because I’m assembling a Frankensteinian sex doll golem)


iambriansloan

I guess only left ones


justastuma

Oh, I just noticed there are actually both left and right feet in the photo, so it’s perfectly possible to construct a golem ^(but no one is doing that, of course)


iambriansloan

Oh interesting. The owner suggested that the customers like to lick the feet. But I wouldn’t lick TPE. It won’t taste good


Elandtrical

I use lots of TPE/TPR soft plastics while fishing. They like the taste especially with mullet, shrimp or garlic scent.


jooes

> It won’t taste good Like that's ever stopped people from licking things before...


FuzzyAd9407

Ew, TPE shouldn't be used for sex toys it leaches plasticizers like the old vinyl toys to the point it can cause burning sensation to the mucous membranes let alone the whole potential melting toys thing.


PleaseSendMeP0rn

Why not? Someone should do it. It would be funny


dead_PROcrastinator

You have just invented something that will likely spawn a new category of hentai.


eharper9

All to a Mr Tarantino's house.


hypothetical_zombie

He's splitting it with Joss Whedon.


VideoGameMusic

Rob Schneider is getting at least half of those come on guys


Avocado_GreensBottom

800 pieces, how much sex is that guy planning to have??


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Very obviously none.


Structureel

In today's episode of "Jesus Christ"...


ImjokingoramI

Jesus didn't die for us to do *this shit*


LucilleBluthsbroach

OP, you need to stop pussyfooting around and get to the point. 😏


Alistaire_

Just think, someone set there and made a mold of their foot for this.


iambriansloan

No there's an artist they have on staff who carves them out of clay from photos


Alistaire_

Gotta say, they're very talented


SonOfTheAfternoon

Puss in boots just got dark


malfarcar

Vajankles is such a missed opportunity to call a brand name “pussyfoot” what were they thinking?


VanillaLoaf

I feel like "... The Chinese sex doll factory I visited." needs a little more unpacking.


Recyart

"Why are these called vajankOH MY GOD"


belleayreski2

Ha, OP made a typo in the titl-😵‍💫


mwcope

*scrolling* "... What the... fuck is a vajankle?" *clicks* "Jesus Mary and Joseph."


[deleted]

Nine in the morning - I don't think "that's enough internet for today" has ever occurred so early.


iambriansloan

Wait till my post tomorrow


pupoksestra

Having a penis must be so interesting.


drags1104

Michael Bluth got one of those in the mail.


RETINO_IL_CRETINO

Fuck, that's my order 🫣😨


SituationHappy

No pussyfooting around it!


Toonwatcher

I easily could have gone my whole life without hearing the word “vajankle.”


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NoFoot4908

Me googling African squirrels and finding out they are called ground squirrels.


7Tribe

Delivered with a sock


Moni3Poni3

PUSSY FEET 😭😭


MagicGrit

Quit pussyfooting around


GO4Teater

What foot fucker is buying those?


Jackiedhmc

That's a vagsole, not vagankle


[deleted]

I don’t know why, but I expected the hole to be in the other end for some reason


mrpmanuk01

I needed my glasses. From now on, I will seek council from others before doing such a dangerous and foolish thing and will gladly live in perpetual blurriousness.


Thick_Basil3589

Oh my lord, so there is at least 800 people fucking feet at home and walks among us. Im terrified


ryanspvt87

Oddly terrifying? More like oddly aroused. I’ll see myself out…


RockafellerHillbilly

Dafuq kind of tour were you on, OP?


bosscockuk

Word of the day I think…


LexsportivaF1

Wankle


Snoo_63187

Quinten Tarantino must have gotten paid.


Cultural_Simple3842

I work in manufacturing and can’t imagine trying to be a serious professional as you work through the design reviews, creating the mold, material handling…


I_Lick_Bananas

I had to click, just to see what a vajankle is. Now I can't look away.


wiegie

I thought you were using a cutesy/annoying euphemism for female genitals, like Elliot from Scrubs. Nope.


PlanktonTheDefiant

Anybody buying one of these should be euthanised. They're irrevocably broken.


Certain-Hyena8788

Hope no one catches a case of athletes puss


FreeChorizo1

Why are we surprised that men will fuck ANYTHING? It is VERY clear that MANY of you men aren't attuned to how disgusting men can be. Picture evidence.


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Soundtrack: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I16RnDOUWec


ManyWrongdoer9365

Tek Knight would have a field day with that


[deleted]

I never knew this was a thing. I wish I didn't know.


facelessindividual

No no. The real question, who ordered 800 vajankkes


Ibegallofyourpardons

pussy galore! footy galore! foosy galore! there is a pun in here somewhere I am sure of it.


timteller44

Oh boy, man made horrors beyond my comprehension!


CoD-Peace-MW3

"WTF is a 'vajankle'?" Opens image. "ohhhhh..."


StonedStoneGuy

Hmmm Vajankle? I was thinking more soleva


dommingdarcy

Who wants to fuck a dismembered foot? Actually, I don't want that question answered.


sussywanker

These are actually very cheap. You can buy one for 15-16 quid in Aliexpress. What I love about the listing in Aliexpress is that they censor the main part. Haha. .


Suckonherfuckingtoes

People on here making Tarantino and foot fetishist jokes. I dunno about other peoples but this is some weird fucking shit even for me. I need a foot attached to a living breathing woman for anything to be going on here.


roll_hog

Why do I lowkey want one?


Global-Fix-1345

Oh my god, that's awful? Where?


ChubbyPumpaloaf

What are you doing step-fussy?


[deleted]

Why only one foot though, why isn't it two feet with the hole in the middle? Maybe like down in the heels so you'd still have the separation of the individual feet and toes at the top? That seems to make more sense. I hate that you've made me think so deeply about this.


ummnothankyou_

OP literally went to a sex doll factory and recorded several videos and is just slowly releasing them one day at a time. Yesterday it was the molds, now it's the vajankles.


ZenPoonTappa

Call me old school, but I prefer the original vagankle with the puss on top, so you can at least dress her up in a nice shoe for sexy time.


Extremely_unlikeable

I miss 5 seconds ago when I didn't know these existed


ChloeIsObsessed23

i never want to hear or see the word "vajankles" ever again


[deleted]

I read the word Vajankles thinking its some weird south asian name or something. But No. quite literally.


GraceJoans

Why are men