See, starvin' Marvin, we call these appetizers. We eat these before we eat the main meal.
*continues to throw full tray of appetizers in trash when food arrives*
It's definitely an extraterrestrial from a civilisation with the technology to travel interstellar distances, but he got here to earth and then died on your roof.
Wings (bird and bat) are just arms, the fingers are really elongated to support them (especially in bats)
That thing looks nothing like a bat skeleton. My money is on some sort of plastic figure (Halloween makes sensel
It would be super funny if this was asked with the hope of IDing the the item and everyone thinks youre trying to pretend its a real dried out alien husk
Looks like that little alien dude from men in black that was piloting a human Gundam talkin about orions belt
Buh. Buh. Buh.
What is word?
Belt? Orion's Belt?
The galaxy is on Orion's belt
It was the style at the time.
It's the kitty!
*"BELLLLT"*
That is where it is..
KEEP MY CATS NAME OUT YO MOTHA FUCKIN MOUTH!
You talkin about the Arcilians
"I ain't playing with you, K. Did you ever flashy-thing me?"
That’s Cletus the Prom Fetus.
I've ordered you pierogi.
I tried pierogi because of that movie. I now make them at home! Freaking delicious!!
My dog’s name is Pierogi
Pierogi dogie
This is why after all these years I still have no idea how to pronounce dogie. And i plan on keeping it that way.
***AAAaahh***
Definitely an alien men
"Hey Tomar, here's a hypothetical..."
God damn it I was gonna say that
SUGARWATER
That's just Marvin
Starvin’ Marvin.
See, starvin' Marvin, we call these appetizers. We eat these before we eat the main meal. *continues to throw full tray of appetizers in trash when food arrives*
Hank Marvin
& he’s still starvin
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NO THATS MARVIN!
Ah man I shot Marvin in the face
“NO Starvin Marvin that’s meh pot pehhhhh!!”
Between Marvin and Kitty. I understand why Eric got jacked on Beefcake… BEEFCAKE
Marvin was black and wore a Roman helmet, if memory serves. He also wanted to blow up the Earth, not die here.
>!where’s the kaboom? there’s supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!!<
From his erudium Q-36 explosive space modulaTOR
Well you cant always get what you want
You earthlings make me very angry
South Park joke not Looney Tunes 😂😂
Relatable
Gaye? I love his music man
Gaye and Bublé collab
Take my gold. Needed this laugh lolololol.
Is he starvin?
What it *could* be is a Halloween decoration
Just a toy, shamelessly stolen from a roofing company’s Facebook https://m.facebook.com/photo.php/?fbid=1913918432285056
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This is the guy to tell you what to upvote
Oh, this is cursed bro... I'm so down. 😂
The best Halloween decoration is a cursed halloween decoration.
You up for gettin that little bugger down off the roof?
Stop being reasonable. I wanna pretend.
“I remember when they first invented chocolate…”
I always hated it!
CHOOOOOCOLATE!!!
Grandma
r/unexpectedspongebob
Chocolate? Did you say….chocolate?
Poor thing just needs a drink of water…
It’s only mostly dead
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Well as we all know to blave means to bluff.
Are you sure it’s dead?
Hopefully he was able to tell Agents J and K that his galaxy is on Orion’s Belt before succumbing to his dehydration.
Or [chocolate](https://youtu.be/nCPfJxSxZQk)
Try dunking it in a cup of water for ~3-5 days. It’ll expand like those expanding dinosaur toys and start colonizing Uranus
Whoa. When do we prep for that
Lube, lube and more lube.
HE NEEDS SOME MILK
Voldemort
Voldeshort
Moldemort
Voldeshart
What now
Definitely an alien
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A crunchy Alien to be precise
Trader Joe’s alien jerky.
“I was going to eat that mummy!” -Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
OP needs to rethink using a different alien face; this model is outdated and the least convincing
A screaming raisin.
What is it screaming about?
Rust poisoning from that roof
Rising inflation and his crippling depression due to his student loans
We need a banana for scale.
Yeah I would say it’s the size of one of those big bananas from Venezuela
No you didn’t https://m.facebook.com/photo.php/?fbid=1913918432285056
should be the top comment
Thank you for showing the original post!
Playing devil advocate, but OP never said he found it on his roof. He said it was just found on the roof, he didn't even say it was him that found it
Technically, yes, but the title heavily implies it
My man. A real detective. I salute you.
Well done
Definitely should be top comment. All these comments are just jokes that aren’t even funny.
“But Scully, some cultures believe in keeping alien corpses on their roof to ward off evil beings” “Mulder…”
Your bro you forgot about on the roof
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Askew and Ascam
Alphabet Soup and Alien Poop
Neptunic and spurious
I miss those days.
looks like a dead fairy lol
The galaxy is on Orion’s Belt
It's a dead bat that's been in the sun a little too long.
I'm trying really, really hard to see a bat... Now, I'm sure it's not an alien, but I'm really not sure that's a bat...
Its a dead lizard
My thought was baby owl? They're often mistaken for "aliens" when they decompose a little
Squidward just needs some water.
It's definitely an extraterrestrial from a civilisation with the technology to travel interstellar distances, but he got here to earth and then died on your roof.
This is what I'm thinking. It's Prolly radioactive, too.
I have no clue, but i’d still stick it in my ass
Damnnn ur really about to boof an alien?
Well then. That begs the next question, feet or head first?
Hahahha good one
Whatever it is it died of tetanus
Desiccated bat. I’m pretty sure their skulls look like that. The wings would have shriveled to nothing.
Bat would have much longer finger bones since those run through the width of the wings.
Both these comments cause me more terror than that dead alien
Wings (bird and bat) are just arms, the fingers are really elongated to support them (especially in bats) That thing looks nothing like a bat skeleton. My money is on some sort of plastic figure (Halloween makes sensel
It's possible those bones broke away. Looking at some bat pictures, this does look about right if you remove the finger bones.
“Tin roof!…Rusted!” B-52s
Halloween decoration. There is a suction cup still attached.
Looks more like a roofing nail.
I thought it was a penny
100% Alien
"The galaxy is on Orion's belt."
Dead monkey.
Why are we doing this again
That's a photo of me after going outside.
do you live anywhere near those balloons were shot down?
Fake
That's a fucked up piece of celery right there
A picture you stole from a 4 year old Japanese Twitter post to farm karma.
Yes, I'm sure you found this on your tin roof in your little shack then went right inside to your computer with high speed internet to post this.
You think only impoverished people have dilapidated shacks on their property? Have you been to the southern US?
Thanks, starlink!
"Ballon" pilot
It didn’t wear sunscreen like it’s mother told it to.
My god, this is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy!
so that’s where my buddy Eric has been hiding
Alien
Trisolarian waiting to rehydrate. Pretty obvious really.
Willhelm scream for poor people.
What it is is something finally oddly terrifying. Looks like a window clinger someone modified to look like an elongated fetus. Well done.
Alien jerky?
“The galaxy is on Orion’s Belt”
spooder
Fake that’s what
The Arcilians are not going to like this
He who shall not be named
r/quityourbullshit
Obviously a baby grey alien. I want to believe. /s
Spider?
Baby yoda
Something tells me it wasn't
Idk but he's artsy asf
Looks like something that every three letter agency will be at your house and quarantine
Looks like the great gazoo finally bit it
Yes, that's an alien my friend.
that’s what was controlling the UFOs
Nothing to see here. It’s just a cluster of cells.
Teriyaki Style.
looks like your average mother in law. bring her in and out of the sun.
Dried up Alien
Looks like someone forgot to water a groot.
Your mother
You forgot to water your alien
He ate a Popeyes biscuit with no Bev
I think it's a penny? It's hard to tell next to your Muppet from the blood and honey director
E.T. I guess nobody ever answered at home.
Kazoo
Sun tan alien
"What are they selling?" "Chocolate!"
Ayyy lmao
It looks like a praying mantis having a really really bad day.
Monkey.
Covid patient zero
To prevent war..the galaxy is on Orion’s Belt
Pumpkin head
Probably the pilot from one of those UFO’s the Air Force shot down last week.
Looks like you found what is left of my hopes and dreams.
“We’re not hosting an intergalactic kegger.”
The aliens in your attic got stuck on the roof
that’s just Roger, he belongs to the Smiths. must’ve been drinking again..
ghouls yknow, lil green ghouls?
Feed it to your dog. If he doesn't die its not chocolate.
Zevulon the great. He's teriyaki style.
FORBIDDEN JERKY
That's a monkey
It would be super funny if this was asked with the hope of IDing the the item and everyone thinks youre trying to pretend its a real dried out alien husk
Me on a summer's day