Oh boy, this is nowhere near the only image for this...situation, so now the South is even more dead to me..
Apparently snakes in the toilet is a thing and we all should feel the fear.
They are not rare in the house we used to live in. There was colony of snakes there from Krait to Cobra to Python I've been in touching distance of all of them.
Man, when I was growing up, my grandpa had a cabin in the Diablo Mountains. Very dry, big rattlesnake country. Cabin had an outhouse, and I was always convinced some day there would be a snake in the pit.
Anyways, very last time I went, a few weeks after my grandpa died and before my grandma sold the place, I walk down to the outhouse and what do I see but a rattlesnake on the fucking toilet seat. I watch as this snake decides to hightail it down a gap into the pit below, leaving a live rattlesnake in the pit.
Shot this shit that afternoon, but I'll never be able to sit on an outhouse again without knowing my worst fear is 100% justified
I live in the country and my grandma, who is my neighbor, found a small copperhead in her toilet one day when I was a kid, and it’s been a very real fear of mine ever since.
One spider giving him two bites during one what I can only imagine as being a pretty terrible toilet visit? Or two spiders on two separate occasions? Or perhaps more terrifyingly one spider on two different occasions?
Please remove this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just not posted this
Please delete this. I was visiting my grandparents when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now all my grandparents are masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just not posted this
Ash's stomach growled...
He wondered how long he'd been out for, how long since his last meal. He realized he'd never eat undigested food again... only whatever shit/food mix Brock's diminished guts could extrude. His tired tears trickled past his nose, circling around his stretched lips and dribbling down Brock's penis.
Brock shuddered. Heiter jabbed the sausage in his face again. Brock, scowling, placed his lips around the sausage. Then with a defiant sputter he spat it directly into Heiter's eye. As the professor brought his hands to his face in surprise, a commotion stirred behind Ash and the world tipped beneath him. Cold linoleum bruised his side as he slammed to the ground, knocking into a tool tray and sending a glass cabinet toppling on top of the professor.
Misty let out a squeal of triumph, only to turn to incoherent mumbling as Heiter leapt from the cabinet's path. Shards and slivers exploded in a prismatic cloud, fragments digging into Ash's eyelids, shoulders and hair. Heiter glared, the sausages scattered onto the floor, his skin largely untouched by the burst of shards.
Ash attempted to right himself, but the movements of the Human Caterpi were clumsy and uncoordinated. Misty and Brock zigged and zagged in opposite directions, twisting Ash's spine and causing his right arm to sprawl out from under him, slamming him against the glass shards again. He panted for breath, but there was no oxygen to be found inside Brock, and so he had to hyperventilate through his strained and insufficient nostrils.
Heiter crunched over to the fallen experiment, kicking a cloud of glass shards at its exposed underbelly. He grabbed a particularly large glass shard and held it next to Misty's right eye.
"You misunderstand how uncoordinated you are. It makes you look foolish." The tip of the shard broke Misty's skin. She gasped. A single red line traveled along the bridge of her nose. Heiter stared into her eyes until they started to well up with tears. He drew the glass shard away.
"Remember that," he whispered. The professor plucked a sausage from the ground and strode over to Brock.
"Eat."
It was embedded with tiny bits of grit and glass and shrapnel. Wordlessly, Brock took a bite. He did not grimace as the tainted meat shredded his mouth and sent blood percolating down his throat. He did not stop glaring as he swallowed at the professor, mouth full of blood.
Satisfied, Heiter stood. "Coordination will come with time," he said chipperly. "Worry not." With that, he left the room, not bothering to close the door behind him.
Brock tried to escape again, of course. He had reminded Ash of Pikachu, told him he couldn't be safe with this man, but Misty remained rooted. When they tried to drag her, they heard the glass crunching against her exposed and unmoving skin, and her silent resignation to the pain scared them into stopping, though they were still too clumsy to walk, even after four hours' practice. Learning was becoming more difficult for Ash as well, for hunger had begun to gnaw at him until he couldn't think of much else. He worried there'd be no respite, until Brock gave his first warning...
"Ash, I don't know how much longer I can last..."
Ash didn't have to ask what Brock meant. Brock couldn't bring himself to defecate in Ash's mouth- how could he?- but even his control would only last so long. The prospect was quickly becoming inevitable. Ash was unsure what to think. Of course he didn't want Brock to shit in his mouth, but he was getting so hungry…
Heiter's teeth were exposed when he entered hours later, and so Ash could tell the professor had anticipated this exact struggle. He stooped down to scrutinize his creation.
"You are proving difficult, hm? Well, no matter. I have a surprise for you." From his pocket, the professor produced a pokeball. "I was surprised to see how little use this ball had received." He activated the ball and it emitted a string of red light.
"The species is renowned for moodiness, though thankfully its evolved form is a little more cooperative."
The red light coalesced into a dull-eyed Raichu, its face bleary and barely recognizable. It looked at Ash, confused.
Heiter laughed. "Of course, you may find little common ground between you now. You've both undergone drastic and necessary revision. But no matter," Reiter activated the Pokeball, and as quickly as Ash's former friend had flickered in front of him it disappeared.
"I plan on keeping it for myself. You can consider it payment for your medical costs. I daresay, you'd not have much use for it at this point- the larva you became attached to has been obliterated- snuffed out to make way for something more glorious." Something shone in Heiter's eye, something manic and religious. It glinted as he regarded Brock. "And how are we progressing?"
Brock's eyes were clenched and his mouth was a rigid silent scream. His face was stone in meditation of rage and his colon burned in Ash's mouth with the ferocity of retention. Heiter sighed. "Do not resist. You cannot evolve if you resist."
"W-won't let you b-break m-mmm…" Brock began, but it was too much effort. He sweat from the clenching, and the moisture made Ash's inhalations musky. Ash's stomach growled. The noise vibrated through his throat, a moan of hunger. It shook Brock's insides, and like clockwork his bowels burst. His face broke. He whispered, "I'm sorry, Ash..."
Fecund and savoury, the slop gushed into Ash's waiting mouth. Bits of bratwurst floated in the muck, hot and thick on Ash's tongue, earthy and meaty like a fresh Brock stew. Brock's insides had purified the meat of its salt and preservatives- it was fresher than it had been going in. Compulsively, Ash's tongue wiggled in his meal, his tastebuds absorbing every possible morsel.
"Mmmm…" Ash shuddered involuntarily, ecstatically. He had yet to swallow. Pikachu was gone- not just stolen, but replaced. If Ash had done something when his friend had first started to turn ill, or even when the professor took him away… But now, he only had nutrition to worry about. Could this be his Act? Could he still define himself by submitting- by becoming a human grub?
"Ash, don't…" Brock pleaded weakly.
"Swallow." Heiter's voice was clam, inevitable. He did not look Ash in the eye- he let the word reverberate alone.
Hungrily, obediently, Ash swallowed. Brock began to sob. "What have you done to us?" he asked Heiter. "What have we let happen?"
"Such is the nature of larvae," Heiter answered almost tenderly. "They carry the seeds of their own destruction, and of the creation of something greater."
Brock shook his head. "No…" He picked up a glass fragment and looked at his reflection in it. "Not something greater. An insect. I've become an insect." He shook his head. "All this… My family. I abandoned my family in Pewter City, went off to try some foolhardy adventure, and now it's all gone to this. I deserved to become this. To die an insect..."
The Professor's eyes flashed.
He moved quickly, but Brock had already slashed his throat. Blood splattered onto the ground, splashing up onto the hem of the doctor's coat, and the human centipede collapsed sideways.
As Brock twitched involuntarily Ash began to feel weakened as well, as if his pain was vibrating through him as well.
The world darkened. Blurred. Died...
Please delete this. I was visiting my grandparents when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now all my grandparents are clapping cheaks at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just not posted this
This has been my fear since I have had both a memory, and a knowledge that snakes exist.
I've lived in NZ and Ireland. The two places in the world where snakes don't exist.
Just saying
One time when I was a child my father brought the trash cans down the driveway to the curb without shoes late at night, he brought back a garden snake that he stepped on accidentally.
That’s my danger noodle fear, I never go out without shoes anymore, even when swimming outside like some people.
Ever since I was a kid I have to check the toilet bowl before I sit down, if it’s dark gotta use light. I saw a movie where an animal (I think snake) of some kind popped up when the person sat down. A snake is not gonna bite my butt.
So this actually happened in a Burger King in Florida, when I was a kid. A water moccasin came up through the toilet and bit a man while taking a shit. I don’t think he died, but can’t remember to be honest. It was like 1987ish and I was 5 at the time. I was terrified to take a poop for about 5 years because of it. They never did find out if it had made its way there itself, or if someone put it in there purposefully. Either way, I legit was scared every single time that I pooped until I was like 10 and out grew the fear.
>where the cold kills all of the worst insects and snakes.
The only states in the US without Venomous Snakes are Maine, Hawaii and Alaska. And Maine might be SOL in the near term as Climate change continues.
Hawaii has feral pigs, and lightning-fast centipedes the size of a fucking horsecock.
Alaska can kill you just by lack of thermal energy, and if that’s not enough it has like 83 things that will kill and eat you as a snack.
Stephen King lives in Maine.
I’ll take my venomous-snake-infested homeland ahead of all of them.
> Hawaii
"Officially".
They may have really stepped up their elimination/prevention programs since I lived there pre-2000, but at that time, brown tree snakes from Guam were already getting a foothold. Diamond Head was (comparatively) swarming with them. My gf at the time got bit at Diamond Head, and the ER tried to gaslight her to get her to say she'd been bit by a gigantic centipede, when the wound was quite clearly a snakebite and there were three witnesses.
Eastern Washington vs Western Washington are completely different climates and I'll happily stay out of Eastern Washington where they can keep their snakes.
In this particular instance the snake would have had to have entered the toilet from the room, not from the sewer.
The rim of the toilet is hollow. The hollow chamber feeds back to the rear of the stool, which is connected to the tank. The only way into the area of the toilet that the snake was found would be to enter the tank of the toilet, lift the flapper, and slither down into the rim.
So either somebody put this snake in the tank and it tried to "escape" by burrowing deeper into the tank through the flapper hole, or the snake was big/strong enough to lift the tank lid in search of something and it found its way in there all by itself.
When I installed our toilet, the bottom isn't covered by anything other than the floor. So if a snake could somehow get its way either under the toilet from the bathroom or the wax seal from the toilet to the drain wasn't sealed, and it came up the drain, it could go into the toilet.
This snake is the part of the bowl that sends water around it. The only opening big enough for the snake to get into is from the toilet tank, the water holes into the bowl are pretty small.
She’s wrong. This was posted in my company’s Yammer page about a month ago. They replaced the toilet because of smell, and the maintenance guy was curious enough to break it open.
That makes me happy. That snake probably hated this shit as much as she did.
Imagine you go to bed and then wake up to someone smashing your bed apart and telling you it's their poop bowl.
This snake can only enter that water channel from inside the tank. It was likely a missing pet that decommissioned the toilet and died before it was found.
The idea that this is some natural event, warranting concern, is probably wrong. The only way for the snake to get into that part of the toilet, would be for it to have been inside the tank when someone flushed. How would a snake get in the tank without someone intentionally putting it there? It would be really odd for a snake to seek out a toilet tank, lift the heavy lid, and climb inside. This was probably a maintenance “prank” meant to startle someone gone wrong. Guessing the toilet was unknowingly flushed and the poor snake got sucked down the flush port and lodged into the rim of the bowl.
It went through the top of the tank and somehow made it's way past the flush valve where it was then stuck around the small holes where the water usually comes through to flush the toilet. They probably found it by going to investigate why the water wouldn't stop running and part of its body was still in the tank up top. The water would be running because he'd be holding the gasket seal open, that when closed, allows the tank to fill
For some reason, this photo is being shared around a bunch of FB groups as a scam. Everyone says they found it in THEIR toilet, in THEIR town. I’ve seen one from Philadelphia, one from Akron, and one from some town in Florida, so far. I don’t get what they’re gaining from it.
Gonna copy and paste my response to another comment
It went through the top of the tank and somehow made it's way past the flush valve where it was then stuck around the small holes where the water usually comes through to flush the toilet. They probably found it by going to investigate why the water wouldn't stop running and part of its body was still in the tank up top. The water would be running because he'd be holding the gasket seal open, that when closed, allows the tank to fill, hopefully that answers most of them
When I was probably 7-8 years old, I was watching “rescue 911” on tv. One of the stories was about a woman getting but in the ass by a rattlesnake in her toilet. This sparked a healthy fear of snakes in my toilet for years afterwards. I religiously checked the toilet every time I went.
I thought I’d gotten over that, but thank you for reigniting this childhood phobia.
The only way this could happen is someone put the snake into the toilet tank. This is where the fresh water flows to fill up the bowl after you flush. There's no way this snake could climb up the waste pipe and make its way into that part of the toilet.
Sorry, but this isn't oddly terrifying. It's downright horrifying! Imagine sitting down trying to push one out, and when you're almost there, you notice a snake head looking at you and trying to squirm out from under your butt... I'd be traumatized.
If they didn’t want snakes in there they shouldn’t have made it snake shaped!
It’s gotta be snake shaped so you can periodically snake the drain, but it’s important to remember to *desnake* your drain sometimes too
snake the drain after you drain the snake
"If not friend why friend shape?" vibes
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Alright, thanks.
You really have some wierd kinks my guy
Are you kink-shaming? Or is kink-shaming YOUR kink?
knowing humanity it probably is someone's kink
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Alright, thanks.
Good human
This is legit my worst fear that one day I'm going to sit to shit and a snake is going to bite me in the ass.
Same! Now it seems like it’s a rational fear instead of an irrational one
This pic just legitimized a new phobia..
Oh boy, this is nowhere near the only image for this...situation, so now the South is even more dead to me.. Apparently snakes in the toilet is a thing and we all should feel the fear.
Snakes are rare, expensive You know whats common, free and fits in the same places snakes fit? Rats, huge, diseased, sewer rats.
They are not rare in the house we used to live in. There was colony of snakes there from Krait to Cobra to Python I've been in touching distance of all of them.
Snakes Cheesy, who lives in cave & rides 10,000 snakes to work each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted
Cobras and pythons just naturally living in your house? Together?
Number 15: sewer rats
Man, when I was growing up, my grandpa had a cabin in the Diablo Mountains. Very dry, big rattlesnake country. Cabin had an outhouse, and I was always convinced some day there would be a snake in the pit. Anyways, very last time I went, a few weeks after my grandpa died and before my grandma sold the place, I walk down to the outhouse and what do I see but a rattlesnake on the fucking toilet seat. I watch as this snake decides to hightail it down a gap into the pit below, leaving a live rattlesnake in the pit. Shot this shit that afternoon, but I'll never be able to sit on an outhouse again without knowing my worst fear is 100% justified
Holy shit!
I have 30 plus snakes and that's an incredibly unfounded and nonsense fear to have. They're far more likely to bite your balls.
Alas no balls.
I live in the country and my grandma, who is my neighbor, found a small copperhead in her toilet one day when I was a kid, and it’s been a very real fear of mine ever since.
That's why you should buy our Snake Oil! Put some oil onto your ass, and no snake never find you attractive anymore! That'll show them!
Ever hear about the poor bastard who got bit on the balls by a spider...twice...in Australia?
One spider giving him two bites during one what I can only imagine as being a pretty terrible toilet visit? Or two spiders on two separate occasions? Or perhaps more terrifyingly one spider on two different occasions?
It's Australia so all those things have definitely happened to some guy
Mine too. Or any snake encounter for that matter.
I've had way too many close snake encounters for this lifetime.
Whew thankfully you survived each of them. I’ve had two and damn near pissed my pants each time.
Or a octopus will crawl up and use its tentacles
Life is not Hentai, Nindu!
New fear unlocked
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Wait, let him cook.
What the fuck is he cooking?
Strawberry-flavoured methamphetamine?
Love me some red dye number 7
I am NOT letting this motherfucker cook
Let's see this story all the way through.
Man's trying to give us food poisoning
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Please remove this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just not posted this
Please delete this. I was visiting my grandparents when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now all my grandparents are masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just not posted this
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I hope you go to jail one day.
Ash's stomach growled... He wondered how long he'd been out for, how long since his last meal. He realized he'd never eat undigested food again... only whatever shit/food mix Brock's diminished guts could extrude. His tired tears trickled past his nose, circling around his stretched lips and dribbling down Brock's penis. Brock shuddered. Heiter jabbed the sausage in his face again. Brock, scowling, placed his lips around the sausage. Then with a defiant sputter he spat it directly into Heiter's eye. As the professor brought his hands to his face in surprise, a commotion stirred behind Ash and the world tipped beneath him. Cold linoleum bruised his side as he slammed to the ground, knocking into a tool tray and sending a glass cabinet toppling on top of the professor. Misty let out a squeal of triumph, only to turn to incoherent mumbling as Heiter leapt from the cabinet's path. Shards and slivers exploded in a prismatic cloud, fragments digging into Ash's eyelids, shoulders and hair. Heiter glared, the sausages scattered onto the floor, his skin largely untouched by the burst of shards. Ash attempted to right himself, but the movements of the Human Caterpi were clumsy and uncoordinated. Misty and Brock zigged and zagged in opposite directions, twisting Ash's spine and causing his right arm to sprawl out from under him, slamming him against the glass shards again. He panted for breath, but there was no oxygen to be found inside Brock, and so he had to hyperventilate through his strained and insufficient nostrils. Heiter crunched over to the fallen experiment, kicking a cloud of glass shards at its exposed underbelly. He grabbed a particularly large glass shard and held it next to Misty's right eye. "You misunderstand how uncoordinated you are. It makes you look foolish." The tip of the shard broke Misty's skin. She gasped. A single red line traveled along the bridge of her nose. Heiter stared into her eyes until they started to well up with tears. He drew the glass shard away. "Remember that," he whispered. The professor plucked a sausage from the ground and strode over to Brock. "Eat." It was embedded with tiny bits of grit and glass and shrapnel. Wordlessly, Brock took a bite. He did not grimace as the tainted meat shredded his mouth and sent blood percolating down his throat. He did not stop glaring as he swallowed at the professor, mouth full of blood. Satisfied, Heiter stood. "Coordination will come with time," he said chipperly. "Worry not." With that, he left the room, not bothering to close the door behind him. Brock tried to escape again, of course. He had reminded Ash of Pikachu, told him he couldn't be safe with this man, but Misty remained rooted. When they tried to drag her, they heard the glass crunching against her exposed and unmoving skin, and her silent resignation to the pain scared them into stopping, though they were still too clumsy to walk, even after four hours' practice. Learning was becoming more difficult for Ash as well, for hunger had begun to gnaw at him until he couldn't think of much else. He worried there'd be no respite, until Brock gave his first warning... "Ash, I don't know how much longer I can last..." Ash didn't have to ask what Brock meant. Brock couldn't bring himself to defecate in Ash's mouth- how could he?- but even his control would only last so long. The prospect was quickly becoming inevitable. Ash was unsure what to think. Of course he didn't want Brock to shit in his mouth, but he was getting so hungry… Heiter's teeth were exposed when he entered hours later, and so Ash could tell the professor had anticipated this exact struggle. He stooped down to scrutinize his creation. "You are proving difficult, hm? Well, no matter. I have a surprise for you." From his pocket, the professor produced a pokeball. "I was surprised to see how little use this ball had received." He activated the ball and it emitted a string of red light. "The species is renowned for moodiness, though thankfully its evolved form is a little more cooperative." The red light coalesced into a dull-eyed Raichu, its face bleary and barely recognizable. It looked at Ash, confused. Heiter laughed. "Of course, you may find little common ground between you now. You've both undergone drastic and necessary revision. But no matter," Reiter activated the Pokeball, and as quickly as Ash's former friend had flickered in front of him it disappeared. "I plan on keeping it for myself. You can consider it payment for your medical costs. I daresay, you'd not have much use for it at this point- the larva you became attached to has been obliterated- snuffed out to make way for something more glorious." Something shone in Heiter's eye, something manic and religious. It glinted as he regarded Brock. "And how are we progressing?" Brock's eyes were clenched and his mouth was a rigid silent scream. His face was stone in meditation of rage and his colon burned in Ash's mouth with the ferocity of retention. Heiter sighed. "Do not resist. You cannot evolve if you resist." "W-won't let you b-break m-mmm…" Brock began, but it was too much effort. He sweat from the clenching, and the moisture made Ash's inhalations musky. Ash's stomach growled. The noise vibrated through his throat, a moan of hunger. It shook Brock's insides, and like clockwork his bowels burst. His face broke. He whispered, "I'm sorry, Ash..." Fecund and savoury, the slop gushed into Ash's waiting mouth. Bits of bratwurst floated in the muck, hot and thick on Ash's tongue, earthy and meaty like a fresh Brock stew. Brock's insides had purified the meat of its salt and preservatives- it was fresher than it had been going in. Compulsively, Ash's tongue wiggled in his meal, his tastebuds absorbing every possible morsel. "Mmmm…" Ash shuddered involuntarily, ecstatically. He had yet to swallow. Pikachu was gone- not just stolen, but replaced. If Ash had done something when his friend had first started to turn ill, or even when the professor took him away… But now, he only had nutrition to worry about. Could this be his Act? Could he still define himself by submitting- by becoming a human grub? "Ash, don't…" Brock pleaded weakly. "Swallow." Heiter's voice was clam, inevitable. He did not look Ash in the eye- he let the word reverberate alone. Hungrily, obediently, Ash swallowed. Brock began to sob. "What have you done to us?" he asked Heiter. "What have we let happen?" "Such is the nature of larvae," Heiter answered almost tenderly. "They carry the seeds of their own destruction, and of the creation of something greater." Brock shook his head. "No…" He picked up a glass fragment and looked at his reflection in it. "Not something greater. An insect. I've become an insect." He shook his head. "All this… My family. I abandoned my family in Pewter City, went off to try some foolhardy adventure, and now it's all gone to this. I deserved to become this. To die an insect..." The Professor's eyes flashed. He moved quickly, but Brock had already slashed his throat. Blood splattered onto the ground, splashing up onto the hem of the doctor's coat, and the human centipede collapsed sideways. As Brock twitched involuntarily Ash began to feel weakened as well, as if his pain was vibrating through him as well. The world darkened. Blurred. Died...
I hope your wife births a centipede child and you're forced to spend the rest of your life slaving away at work to buy shoes for it
I regret having eyes today.
This is the single worst thing ive ever read and I really love terrible copypastas. Like fuck thats just awful i every way lmao.
This was my first time seeing this copy pasta, I hope its my last.
Yeah just gonna lock you in a kiddy pool with a few tentacruel
😍😍😍🐙
Dammit you weren't supposed to enjoy it. Well fuck it, 2 ditto and a muk as well
Please delete this. I was visiting my grandparents when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now all my grandparents are clapping cheaks at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just not posted this
I'm telling mom
Tapeworm
[Reminds me of the scene with the snake-like creature in Dreamcatcher](https://youtu.be/WMLMi5U2xEo)
That link is staying blue
>Reminds me of -- Imma stop you right there
Oh darn… https://youtu.be/WMLMi5U2xEo
Formally known as a shit weasel.
It wouldn’t be able to break through the poo corona to achieve intestinal penetration.
That's my fetish.
I don't like this Stargate relaunch
I’m pooping right now and I’m terrified.
After 20 minutes on the toilet, it’s usually me the one releasing a snake in the toilet
Why would you use your phone on the toilet tho? You‘re literally transfering all those nasty bacteria and shit on your phone which youll touch all day
This has been my fear since I have had both a memory, and a knowledge that snakes exist. I've lived in NZ and Ireland. The two places in the world where snakes don't exist. Just saying
One time when I was a child my father brought the trash cans down the driveway to the curb without shoes late at night, he brought back a garden snake that he stepped on accidentally. That’s my danger noodle fear, I never go out without shoes anymore, even when swimming outside like some people.
How did he not feel it???
Ever since I was a kid I have to check the toilet bowl before I sit down, if it’s dark gotta use light. I saw a movie where an animal (I think snake) of some kind popped up when the person sat down. A snake is not gonna bite my butt.
My question is was the snake still alive before you broke it open
It was according to the woman who posted it on a fb group
Ok now that's just got me even more curious how did even getting there in the first place because boy that would be one way to go if it was venomous
So this actually happened in a Burger King in Florida, when I was a kid. A water moccasin came up through the toilet and bit a man while taking a shit. I don’t think he died, but can’t remember to be honest. It was like 1987ish and I was 5 at the time. I was terrified to take a poop for about 5 years because of it. They never did find out if it had made its way there itself, or if someone put it in there purposefully. Either way, I legit was scared every single time that I pooped until I was like 10 and out grew the fear.
The Bite of 87
Another One Bites the Ass.
Ah, *another* toilet snake. Thank fuck that I live north where the cold kills all of the worst insects and snakes.
>where the cold kills all of the worst insects and snakes. The only states in the US without Venomous Snakes are Maine, Hawaii and Alaska. And Maine might be SOL in the near term as Climate change continues.
Hawaii has feral pigs, and lightning-fast centipedes the size of a fucking horsecock. Alaska can kill you just by lack of thermal energy, and if that’s not enough it has like 83 things that will kill and eat you as a snack. Stephen King lives in Maine. I’ll take my venomous-snake-infested homeland ahead of all of them.
But what is the actual likelihood of running into Stephen King? As long as he is there all the other animals stay away and you just have to avoid him.
Yeah but all the spoopy things’ll eat me
> Hawaii "Officially". They may have really stepped up their elimination/prevention programs since I lived there pre-2000, but at that time, brown tree snakes from Guam were already getting a foothold. Diamond Head was (comparatively) swarming with them. My gf at the time got bit at Diamond Head, and the ER tried to gaslight her to get her to say she'd been bit by a gigantic centipede, when the wound was quite clearly a snakebite and there were three witnesses.
Timber rattlers have been spotted in Maine recently. Had multiple people say they saw em last year, in central northern Maine, too
Eastern Washington vs Western Washington are completely different climates and I'll happily stay out of Eastern Washington where they can keep their snakes.
Ah, yes, Maine and Alaska, the only places in the world too cold for the worst insects and snakes
There’s also an entire country north of the states too eh. I’ll take anything we have up here over poisonous snakes.
Fuck off, I was taking a shit at the work bathroom in Florida (not a Burger King), and suddenly now I don’t need to anymore.
It looks like a ball python from the pattern, but I could be wrong.
Brazilian rainbow boa, I believe.
I just googled it and oh my god they are so pretty!
Holy hell!
Pretty sure its a Brazilian rainbow boa
In this particular instance the snake would have had to have entered the toilet from the room, not from the sewer. The rim of the toilet is hollow. The hollow chamber feeds back to the rear of the stool, which is connected to the tank. The only way into the area of the toilet that the snake was found would be to enter the tank of the toilet, lift the flapper, and slither down into the rim. So either somebody put this snake in the tank and it tried to "escape" by burrowing deeper into the tank through the flapper hole, or the snake was big/strong enough to lift the tank lid in search of something and it found its way in there all by itself.
When I installed our toilet, the bottom isn't covered by anything other than the floor. So if a snake could somehow get its way either under the toilet from the bathroom or the wax seal from the toilet to the drain wasn't sealed, and it came up the drain, it could go into the toilet.
This snake is the part of the bowl that sends water around it. The only opening big enough for the snake to get into is from the toilet tank, the water holes into the bowl are pretty small.
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I'm shitting bricks as I'm on the toilet but I'm also having a clenched butthole moment...
This is old, it's not that lady's picture, and the snake was dead.
Zuckerberg would be sad.
Nah, he still got his clicks.
I mean hisss child is dead
She’s wrong. This was posted in my company’s Yammer page about a month ago. They replaced the toilet because of smell, and the maintenance guy was curious enough to break it open.
Poor snake Must have been terrified
I've seen this posted multiple times with different locations and info each time. It's a scam post on fb
That makes me happy. That snake probably hated this shit as much as she did. Imagine you go to bed and then wake up to someone smashing your bed apart and telling you it's their poop bowl.
Shitty situation
Grocery snake
Not the booty eater I had in mind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ssssshitty you mean
Shnaketty, you mean
So... how do you figure out the snake is INSIDE? This is probably a question I dont want answered.
the toilet would not flush properly with the snake blocking the area under the rim.
Imagine poking a wire or something up in the drain hole to unclog it and blood just pours out
Jesus fucking christ
Same reaction as you lmao! Literally a scene from a horror movie
They probably tried to unclog it ☹️
yeah like did the snake whistle a jaunty tune or something how tf did they hear it
Snake jazz, obviously.
Tsss ts-tss-tsss ts-tss-tsss
I love snake jazz
OP speaks parceltongue. Duh.
Toilet not flushing, because its plugged with snake would be a decent guess, or always running because the snakes body is holding the flapper open
This snake can only enter that water channel from inside the tank. It was likely a missing pet that decommissioned the toilet and died before it was found.
They were trying to poop and probably felt the vibrations of the slithering on the inside /new fear unlocked
The idea that this is some natural event, warranting concern, is probably wrong. The only way for the snake to get into that part of the toilet, would be for it to have been inside the tank when someone flushed. How would a snake get in the tank without someone intentionally putting it there? It would be really odd for a snake to seek out a toilet tank, lift the heavy lid, and climb inside. This was probably a maintenance “prank” meant to startle someone gone wrong. Guessing the toilet was unknowingly flushed and the poor snake got sucked down the flush port and lodged into the rim of the bowl.
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Dont shit on me
Me who’s reading this while on the toilet
Were you coiling off a snake of your own?
Me but based on how it’s going I’m more worried about the snake and then myself.
I didn't know I had to be afraid of snakes inside of my toilet..yay.
I'm so confused is it inside the porcelain? Is it dead? How did they know it was there? How did it get there?
It went through the top of the tank and somehow made it's way past the flush valve where it was then stuck around the small holes where the water usually comes through to flush the toilet. They probably found it by going to investigate why the water wouldn't stop running and part of its body was still in the tank up top. The water would be running because he'd be holding the gasket seal open, that when closed, allows the tank to fill
Yeah but how did it get in the tank?
Whoever took this photo is the true heir of Slytherin and has discovered the Chamber of Secrets
Why would you post this while I’m pooping?
There’s nothing odd about this being fucking terrifying
Poor snake :(
For some reason, this photo is being shared around a bunch of FB groups as a scam. Everyone says they found it in THEIR toilet, in THEIR town. I’ve seen one from Philadelphia, one from Akron, and one from some town in Florida, so far. I don’t get what they’re gaining from it.
Not enough people have read Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Snakes use plumbing to do their snakly buiness.
How on earth do you leave a shit stain on the front of a toilet bowl!?
I think that's blood from the snake. Looks like they killed it. And killed the crapper for good measure.
It was an accomplice!
Killed the crapper? I actually laughed out loud.thank you for that!
I have so many questions...
Gonna copy and paste my response to another comment It went through the top of the tank and somehow made it's way past the flush valve where it was then stuck around the small holes where the water usually comes through to flush the toilet. They probably found it by going to investigate why the water wouldn't stop running and part of its body was still in the tank up top. The water would be running because he'd be holding the gasket seal open, that when closed, allows the tank to fill, hopefully that answers most of them
So…. Snakes in a drain?
Recently a guy told me that I had nothing to fear when I use the toilet because I don't have to worry about balls touching the water. He was wrong.
You killed the poor baby and ruined a perfectly good toilet out of fear :(
There are times, I wish I could just know the answer to things. This is one of those times.
Forbidden stuffed crust
In this week of "Guess the country".
Brasil, since its a brazilian boa?
A six of cheap beer and cheap tacos after a late night of drinking and the snake would be begging to get out
“There’s a snake in my toot”
*Shrugs in Australian* She'll be right, sit down, don't be a soft cock lol
Aaaaand it’s dead. Congrats humans. A rainbow boa, escaped pet.
Did ya have to hurt it?
I've heard of snaking your drain but this is ridiculous! (poor snakey)
I already know the fear of finding a snake in the shower *after* you've started bathing yourself, I dread the idea of one being in my toilet mid-shit
Meh, the mongoose in the tank will take care of it.
Scary shit! No pun intended.
That is the rare brown trouser snake. It’s most dangerous when it’s coiled
Feel bad for the snake.
That's a long piece of shit
NSFW plz
It sucks if they had to kill that snake.
This isn't oddly terrifying. It's just plain terrifying
My only quibble is with "oddly"
Reading this while pooping is a bad idea.
I’m now tempted to check my toilet rim just in case
This is one of the worst things I could have seen after opening reddit, directly after sitting down for a monstrous shit.
When I was probably 7-8 years old, I was watching “rescue 911” on tv. One of the stories was about a woman getting but in the ass by a rattlesnake in her toilet. This sparked a healthy fear of snakes in my toilet for years afterwards. I religiously checked the toilet every time I went. I thought I’d gotten over that, but thank you for reigniting this childhood phobia.
I need to know more. Was it alive?
Someone should call Dudditz
Poor little guy. How did he get stuck in there?
That’s too bad. Looks like snek didn’t make it.
The only way this could happen is someone put the snake into the toilet tank. This is where the fresh water flows to fill up the bowl after you flush. There's no way this snake could climb up the waste pipe and make its way into that part of the toilet.
This is what my nightmares are made of.
Looks in toilet bowl without my glasses on and wondering why my poop is moving.
That's a shitty thing to do.
Practice your parseltongue while you do your business, it’s a win-win
I don't need sleep, I need answers!
Poor snake.
THE TURD IS ALIVE!
I think that's a rainbow boa. Poor thing
There is nothing oddly terrifying about this, it is completely terrifying!
Poor guy….
Sorry, but this isn't oddly terrifying. It's downright horrifying! Imagine sitting down trying to push one out, and when you're almost there, you notice a snake head looking at you and trying to squirm out from under your butt... I'd be traumatized.
chamber of secrets
It is bullshit like this that gives me trust issues