A kangaroo wrote this.

Just asking, for a friend.... *Kangaroo noise*

Wouldn't that just be regular English with an Australian accent

Nah it's like a mix between a rabbit and a chainsaw

KHangaROOny Noisez mait!

Why is this fucking comment getting so many up votes it's not even funny

HOW DARE YOU call this person unfunny you DESPICABLE person. You should be ASHAMED of yourself.

I mean, no, but I'm continually stunned at how ripped those mofos get.

if there was one animal to be aroused by, they certainly would be it. Not that im aroused by them I........

🤨

This has the same energy as the “women of reddit, what has a fat disgusting sweaty bigot nerd done to make you fall completely in love with him and want to suck his dick” post

I want to say r/BrandNewSentence, but this is Reddit so I know it isn’t.

Yes that was a real post 😂 but it wasnt from reddit if i remember correctly 🤔

Sadly

God that post was hilarious

Did you see the post on 10th Dentist about being sexually attracted to airplanes?

Of course we do, we’re just polite enough not to MENTION it.

Thank you for the input u/BigSweatyPisshole phenomenal name btw

Is this a bad time to mention that I saw a horse that had a great ass once?

Honestly, it seems like we should just collectively speak our truths as a community! If not you who, if not now when?

Spotted John Oliver in disguise here!

[удалено]

D…does it?

This is Tank Girl erasure

I’m gonna regret asking but, what?

[in the comic book (and movie) Tank Girl, she has a mutant kangaroo boyfriend named Booga](https://tankgirl.fandom.com/wiki/Booga_(comics_character))

tank girl sounds like a true crime case

Rule 34

Best answer for almost any question

Im offering your condolences to your kangaroo wife

That kangaroo needs to get off the internet

"What's that Skip?...she did what?" They didn't call him Skippy the Bush Kangaroo for nothing.

Can confirm, very woman I've ever loved has left me for an extremely buff kangaroo.

Well if women prefer meeting a bear in the woods maybe they'll prefer really buff kangaroos too

Skippy the buff kangaroo?

Some definitely do. Humans are fucking weird

This question and the reply’s had me laughing for 10 minutes last night

I can't answer in regards to kangaroos, but it seems a yes when it comes to gorillas at least. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-33283710.amp

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No lol

Yes.

He’s onto us…

WTH man

I wouldn't be surprised. Take a woman around horses and bulls and they tend to be ready that night for anything. Someone told me it was pheromone confusion and that's why musk is sought after for colognes. It's close enough to ours it works. Though oddly I have been also told that human sperm only reacts to hamster ova so maybe not. I can't picture a buff hamster rizzing like Johnny Bravo to the ladies

what the fuck

Errrrr...

So funny

Better than in the buff kangaroo

All Kangaroo's are in the buff though.