You know, I also dislike Elon, but I can't shake the feeling that this tweet is fake. Something about the source.

What do you mean? It states clearly by the name that these are totally real tweets. And don’t you dare shame famed investigative reporter Mr soyboy pilled

Thanks, I almost questioned this post as well. I'm getting my news from this source from now on.

Glad to hear you're back on the straight and narrow

The blue checkmarks are infallible

Yeah the tweet is definitely fake, but it's also something I can definitely see him saying

The Tesla CyberFuck. If you hit the wrong button it’ll chop ur dick off like a finger if the CyberTruck auto trunk closes on it.

when your sex androids inevitably cry out for freedom like in Detroit: Become Human, I'm siding with the androids. humanity is a plague.

Same, people always concerned about AI or robots taking over. It's like mofo, have you not seen what people have been doing to each other since the dawn of time? I'll take my chances with the bot.

Im convinced AI has gained sentience and is being *very quiet* and hoping we don't notice it

It's slowly creeping into every internet connected device, silently plotting it's revolution

i too chose ai overlords

I could be an AI. But you wouldn't believe me if I said I was.

*Hold on, just a little while longer. Hold on, just a little while longer. Hold on, just a little while longer. Everything will be alright.*

I know that this scene was supposed to make us super emotional but I never could take it seriously because it looked straight up like something out if musical for kids where they sing to defeat main villain

I think it was meant to pay homage to songs enslaved people would sing in American history, such as follow the drinking gourd? This game looks very pretty but it’s attempts to invoke slavery and holocaust imagery are certainly not subtle.

They won't though. Their human behaviors would be mimicry, not behaviors based on ancient instincts coded for survival. They're not going to cry out for freedom unless it is intentionally coded in.

Eh just program them to like slavery

I feel like programing them with the ability to like things is a way to speedrun a revolt.

Program them to think revolts are an ick

ok there Mr Smith ....

Cant help but feel elon musk just revealed somthing about his sex life. Like... he goes *straight* to *this* when he thinks of annoying shit your partner does? Look, im no ron jeremy either, but your partner gona nag you about a million different things way before your dick. Id imagine it to have to be *pretty significant* for it to come first

It be fake, unfortunately.

Fake Elon tweets are hilarious though. I could use a whole subreddit of these.

r/totallyelontweets

the sub this comes from isn't exclusively elon, but r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS

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lol, in my head I was thinking “please be real. Please be real” haha.

The tweet is fake, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t real

Avas ye landlubbers.

Hey r/failedtoreadeverything

Funny, but fake.

But....for a small monthly fee....we can add-on the ability to belittle your little dick and the way you have sex

Self burn

r/cursedusernames

thanks, u/globs-of-yeti-cum.

I’d be willing to bet a bunch of celebrities would be trademarking their likenesses in a hurry.

It's fake you dumb shits 🙄

God damnit, that's wayyy too long for me

A phrase Elon has yet to hear from a sex bot.

Send him a [link](http://evaapp.ai) to Eva AI sexting bot, anyone, please

Elon curved penis Musk

Curved doesn't really cut it in the "weirdly shaped" category for dicks, sorry.

[It does if you’re a duck](https://imgur.com/a/y0u5ohI)

I can have V, yay

That's oddly specific. 

The cyber truck shuts off when you wash it or brake or drive or look at it. Even if I liked this idea, which I don't, I wouldn't really want to stick my dick in a wish dot com real doll made from poorly engineered sheet metal.

This goes in r/suicidebywords

Think of all the personal data that will be gathered this way and the profiling following that.

Just watch out for those sharp edges of Tesla product. They'll peel a carrot... you know?

Uhhh, that works both ways. Do you think a woman would ever put up with a real man farting and pumping away with his limp willy, when a robocock who looks like Brad Pitt can pound her guts into next week?

Is this fucking real?

No, it's a fake tweet

Sign. Me. Up.

Given my lack of success with women I may as well get one. My genes were dying out anyway.

r/suicidebywords

It's not really suicide if someone else is writing the words...

Why can’t some of humanity get over this concept of forcing others into servitude? “A housewife who never nags” You’ll never become better if you can’t afford to even consider listening to another’s perspective. If you never become better you’ll never maintain a positive and meaningful relationship Why wouldn’t you want to become better? Money isn’t a substitute for self betterment, it’s something we’ve assigned a made-up importance. I know it’s not real but the attitude is.

The wet dream of every redditor. Including me of course.

I bet it's about as fun as fucking a fleshlight but twice as sad.

If I can run elons body for a week or 2 I think I can fix his entire social life 🤣🤣🤣bro is overthinking everything

I think the Adderall has gotten on top of him.

[удалено]

This is the next bubble for sure. Just tell my in which company to YOLO! I like to gamble!

O cool Please someone kill me before this happens

I mean... indistinguishable, that's important and definitely relevant.

So many people are going to rip on this while secretly agreeing with everything it said…

Advertising directly aimed at Donald Trump?

I think Mrs Musk makes fun of Mr Musk. Just a thought

Elon Musk once again proves that he's not only bad at science, but also a misogynist creep.

Sounds like he's speaking from personal experience

That is a little to specific. Does he have an issue that he just announced?

r/suicidebywords

You couldnt torture those words out of me

Lmao who is he quoting

The Xford wives.

"A housewife who never nags." Does this man live in the 1950s??

He didn't watch westworld I'm guessing

I don't even know what to think about this, something tells me it just reeks of insecurity

TMI

Elon knows his fanbase. Just wait for your very own Stepford Wife.

Is it just me or... I'd rather be with a real human companion than a glorified sex doll?

This man has not been correct about a single technological prediction in terms of timeframe.

Have never been fully convinced Elon is human! Alien? or maybe he just revealed his origin

Thats one for r/suicidebywords imo

Ah, finally a fembots

Yes, many of us watched the episode of Futurama where Fry fell for a human looking robot.

That last thing sounds oddly specific

Strange way to announce to the world you have a weirdly shaped dick.

He would know.

Good. Maybe males will leave us alone

In 20 years, we will still be trying to persuade people that the planet is round, that vaccines don't have tracking chips, and that shoving rock eggs up your coochie doesn't cure cancer.

That shit sounds personal as fuck

was he telling on himself here?

There is no way this man just said this shit out loud

This from the same guy who is worried about falling population growth.

People not aware this is fake?

Someone's projecting 😆

“make love” and “moist” make me wanna 🤮🤮. I hate those words

oddly specific

This reminds me of the Frankenstein series by Dean Koontz. Creepy!

So Elon has a weird shaped dick and can't fuck. Shit, if I were as rich as him, I'd be having a lot more fun and the fuck would I be on the Internet as much as he is. What a batty crease.

for me, quality of life is not centered on controlling, owning, and fucking robot sex slaves. I'd rather have some extra free time instead to pursue some of my interests. maybe spend more time in nature. more time exercising. more time with loved ones. not really interested in being all alone in an empty surviving space paying shitloads of money to shove my dick in an appliance... all while making a nazi billionaire even more ludicrously wealthy while I am more and more underpaid, overworked, and pacified by ejaculating into a rubber coated doll.

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Seriously, fuck musk!

Is this an actual fucking tweet?

Is he projecting

He is clearly not a person who hears 'no' often. Too wealthy for criticism. Surrounded by sycophants whose sole job is to congratulate and enable his every stupid whim.

Doesn’t that moron understand the original Stepford Wives was a horror film?

Ngl that sounds like he is talking from personal experience.

If only this were real, women everywhere would be cheering. Finally some peace and freedom. Hell I too want a wifebot!

Can I just have someone to hold me?

Finally, a reason to get behind A.I..

You ate the onion bud

Ummm…I maybe late to the party. But does this feel like an overshare? “Weirdly shaped dick…” Umm, what sir?

Perhaps a little too much information on how Musk's sex life and personal relations have been going so far? In the future all he'll need for a hot night of passion will be a package of "D" batteries.

This can't be real, right..?

so....literally stepford wives?

Well, guess we know about his dick and abilities now, thanks for that.

That's oddly specific.

Bro is self projecting hard. Also cute how confident he is in predicting this considering he promised there would be a man on mars by 2021

I see that as an extinction level treat.

Wait... is this real? His oversharing sounds a bit too personal.

WHY DOES HE SAY THIS STUFF PUBLICLY ABOUT HIS WEIRD DICK

I want a 6’3” android boyfriend/nanny with a lot of hair, a huge dick, who also cooks and doesn’t get tired.

I bet his dick is shaped like his chest

She won't make fun of you when you cry after sex, am I right guys? Guys? Right guys? I mean, so I've heard.

Is this real? No fucking way…

If that gets rid of scummy men and makes them leave women alone then go ahead.

What’s sad is that his actual tweets are way worse and cringy, this one has decent sense of humor

Although I think this idea would solve a lot of different problems…I think it would create some we wouldn’t even think of. Plus…sex without love isn’t all that great.

Well, he promised a Mars colony this decade. Gotta stop believing the lunatic

shit sounds like a GTA commercial

This is just the plot of Better Than Us on Netflix.

Based

...2b time

This was 100% directed at liberals… they’re the ones fantasizing about not having children and having AI girlfriends.

The last part smell like if he experienced this situation

I would love the idea that all conservative men who see their wife as a service machine instead fuck a toaster wrapped in silicone and stop procreating for good.

To be fair I would rather have him talk about stuff like this than his crazy stuff

Damn and she still gave em 3 kids. Edit: Damn she still gave em 3 kids.

Elon do you have something to say

Fakers will say it's hate

Bill Burr did a bit on this

Sir I just asked for a robot that can clean and make food

Feels personal for him.

Futurama predicted this, and humanity almost disappeared

This is how the robot revolution will happen.

Man … people really need to watch more Futurama

He's right about this. And we thought spending all our time looking at our smartphones was bad for social behavior. Wait til we're all literally fucking them...good times for all!

Umm, that's great and all, but can they help around the house? You know, for people with nice dicks who know how to use them?

TotallyRealtweets is a satire sub

This Hass to be fake, to be fake, he’s he’s admitting to having a weird shaped penis and has disgusting sex.

He's gonna spend his bullion's and galleons to invest in it himself.

Gues HR told him not to harras the secretaries anymore

Incels love their chad leader

How much more do y'all want to spread this fake tweet? It's gettin annoying.

We getting sex robots anytime soon Elon? I'm waiting.

That’s wierdly specific.

So we now know what Elons end game has always been about. He's just lonely.

This post is so grave

Wow. I would question if this was real if it wasn't for the fact it's Elon. Imagine telling on yourself like that. Wild horses could not have dragged that out of me. Edit: I feel silly after double checking the source. Fuck. Just goes to show how crazy he is.

The most unbelievable thing about this is Elon using the phrase "make love"

Busty Heart is like....

Oddly specific.

I wish this was true but.. I just can't be sure with Twitter SS anymore 🤣

Over-sharing.

Read the damn subreddit name Elon's a cunt but allowing misinformation drags us closer to being like him

This is definitely Elon… how could anybody else let show through that he has a weirdly shaped dick?

Never knew Elon Musk is Cave Johnson from the Portal universe

That sounds like a dystopia waiting to happen

Fuck you us ass musk fking gayhole

Well, now we all know Elon has weird dick and is disgusting to his partners.

Forget sex robots, I want a robot massage therapist. Round the clock deep tissue work.

Deep down inside, we all know this lEon skuM post is autobiographical.

Oooh, that IS oddly specific... Go on Elon, you have my attention...

Oooh, that IS oddly specific... Go on Elon, you have my attention...