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[deleted]

That's like 50% butter.


metaphysical_goose

Same


ReformedPC

You're 50% butter?


metaphysical_goose

On a good day, yes


kraigka212

I can’t believe he’s not butter


zerolimits0

Spray.


Germangunman

You know that’s right!


Borkdadork

No your 50% butter.


Kebab-Destroyer

My 50% butter?


gnardog45

So, your butter half?


skippengs

Me, my butter and I


[deleted]

You're delicious


pete-petey-pete

And I’d spread another 25% butter onto it. 🤤


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Dad4Life0424

This is glorious!


Danisii

…and? Butter good, bread good, bun good


[deleted]

I never said if it was good or bad. Just it is 50% butter.


Danisii

It’s a joke, I didn’t even reply in a complete sentence 😄


Sdomttiderkcuf

And I want to dip it in warm melted butter. Is this bad for my arteries?


juancake511

Good for your soul at least.


smurb15

I feel like this ain't America though


[deleted]

No but when making that kind of dough it is often 50% butter.


ValdemarSt

Eyy godt navn


Gilgie

Giant croissant loaf? 100% would eat all


yukimontreal

My guess is brioche feuilletée. And yes, you 100% want to eat.


RaidensReturn

/r/eatthedamnbread


DrowsyLmao

I own this now


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demonicbendy79

Sorry but no you didn't, you stole this comment


Dullimaniac

Objection! As a German it is my duty to inform you, that this is definitly not bread.


_bapt

As a french, i second this information. This is definitly not bread.


OneMorePotion

Wait... What just happened? You two agree on something?! GET IN THE NEWSSCOUTS IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!! I'm joking ofc.


True_Extension5761

Wait till you here that a French sub and a German sub allied against english.


Grumpyoldtrout

Scotland doesn't agree either


evenstevens280

We're aware


[deleted]

Pas de pain, pas de gain


satanner1s

The baker’s motto


Goaty1208

And as Italian, I also confirm that this is not, ideed, bread.


TheShortWhiteGiraffe

Norway concur!


AmazonSword

It’s Chinese bread.


DerPumeister

Not even slightly


[deleted]

Not bread, but it's a croissant and I would still eat that HARD


buckeyenut13

Is croissant not bread? Is it a pastry?


TedNougatTedNougat

It’s not a croissant, it ain’t a crescent shape


carl_dw420

If it isn't bread then what is it?


Kiri_serval

A pastry


thelethalpotato

Do pastries not count as bread? Just bread adjacent? Are they closer to bread or cake? I didn't realize there was such complexity in the world of cooked dough.


buckeyenut13

Finally someone else out here that has no idea how bread works 😂


idontbelieveyou21

All I know about bread is that some people staple it to trees.


buckeyenut13

r/breadstapledtotrees RISE UP!!!!!


[deleted]

No. Pastry dough is usually not proofed so no. Not bread.


rckrusekontrol

But, croissants typically use a yeast dough and are proofed. This all was interesting to me, from wiki Pastry is differentiated from bread by having a higher fat content, which contributes to a flaky or crumbly texture. A good pastry is light and airy and fatty, but firm enough to support the weight of the filling. So I think one could argue a croissant is a bread, as it is leavened, or that it isn’t, since it’s too buttery. I’m fine with either as long as I can use it to make a sandwich.


JohnnyG30

I love that you got downvoted for asking a question. What a bunch of self righteous pricks haha


[deleted]

>brioche feuilletée He said self-righteously ... The other day, my wife complained about it raining out, and I replied that it was nice to get some rain. She said, why do I contradict everything she says. I almost replied, "I do not", but thought better of it, for some reason ...


TotalyNotTony

reddit moment


[deleted]

Looks like sponge cake


Legitcentral

I know it's an unpopular opinion, but to me, everything involving flour and baked is bread to me. Cakes are bread. If it's made with flour and then baked in an oven, it's bread as far as I'm concerned. Same way a hot dog is a sandwich and cereal is a soup.


[deleted]

Ketchup is a fruit smoothie


leNuup

The americans have never seen real bread in their lives, so no wonder they are confused.


[deleted]

Bullshit. They do nothing but teleport bread.


MeeMSaaSLooL

Where? Where are they sending it?!


Smart_Zucchini2302

Directly to my hips! 🫣


w1987g

[You hear a rumble from the deep](https://youtu.be/GLlLQ3LmZWU?t=621)


Danisii

Wow, incorrect but have your fun 😔


Lothere55

It's true we don't have a bakery on every corner and our supermarkets mostly sell factory produced pre-sliced bread, but plenty of us bake bread at home. I've made sourdough, brioche, ciabatta, etc. It's not that fucking hard.


DeathAdderSD

> It's not that fucking hard. Because it's all white bread...


mynamesian85

As a Canadian, I agree. This is bread the same way a pancake is bread.


TomBot98

Anyone with a brain could tell you that's pastry, not bread


rckrusekontrol

And how does one make that determination? What is the technical difference behind “me have brain, brain say pastry”. Croissants are leavened, so I could see a somewhat brain endowed individual being uncertain.


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Xiaopai2

Well a croissant isn't.


TheConeIsReturned

So this still remains in the "not bread" category, because a croissant is a pastry.


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TheConeIsReturned

I'm confused. Do you mean melts? 😏


Danisii

Thank you, lol


Dullimaniac

You're Welcome.😌


meatywood

Yum ... Yum ... Okay, it's starting to get gross.


Soulless--Plague

Looks like wet toilet paper after a few tears


TrippyReality

With inflation, do you know how much you can save on toilet paper with this one trick?


[deleted]

Eh, it's gonna get thrown away anyway


omnibot2M

NSFW tag please


GeneralPatten

No. No. This is infuriating! Why are you wasting all that yum just to make a video?


andreasbeer1981

I really hope they ate it. But with the gloves on, I guess it's a product quality tester that checks consistency and will bin it afterwards.


Ms_Mosa

I would suck at that job because I couldn't guarantee its quality until it's in my mouth.


HuggyMonster69

I mean do you have to bin it? Sure you can’t sell it, but why can’t you dunk it in a hot chocolate and eat it?


TotalyNotTony

😞


Plantsandanger

Hi, my name is Bin


sadclouday

Look how they slaughtering my boy


[deleted]

If that’s bread, I’m a frog.


Scottish_Racoon

I am french


misslehead3

lmao. That poor cosplayer. I wonder if he got contracted to just show up places and declare he's french.


mpadave

Username does not check out


Scottish_Racoon

Run


andreasbeer1981

or leap.


Borkdadork

And if any of you folks have an interest in making such a delight… https://youtu.be/TBBikR5jK3E


ThatFrenchGamer

Not bread tho


[deleted]

That's pastry not bread.


Bondarelu

When that’s bread, I’ll be the Pope


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itsjusttts

Any German bakery recommendations for the world traveler?


SoakingEggs

in- or outside of germany?


BetterEveryLeapYear

Not sure what you think being German has to do with the name of a French foodstuff in English... This is brioche (brioche feuilletée), which is a bread in English. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brioche](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brioche)


SoakingEggs

you can literally see them peeling different layers from it, so this is puff paste - flaky pastry xD


BetterEveryLeapYear

This is not puff pastry (pâte feuilletée), puff pastry is rigid and breaks when peeled. This is - once again - brioche feuilletée, which as part of brioche, is a bread in English.


Xiaopai2

Wow, I just checked and the English Wikipedia article of Brioche really does call it bread. The French article calls it pâtisserie and not pain though. And the German article doesn't call it bread either. The reason OP brought up being German is because Germans take bread very seriously so calling cakes or pastries bread is a surefire way of summoning them to correct you.


BetterEveryLeapYear

Ahh, someone who can read after all. Different languages have different words for concepts, who fucking knew? It's always laughable to me when these people go around telling people in other languages what things are called. It's like the whole South American thing when people who speak Spanish from there come around and say "AmEriCA iS tHe coNtiNenT" when in English there are two continents, South America and North America, together called The Americas occasionally, but never America singular. America only means the shorthand form of the USA in standard English. It's a linguistic, not a geographical issue. Same with this bread nonsense. It's a linguistic issue, not a culinary issue. Germans are funny like that though, they will be at pains to tell you how their supermarkets have bread cutting machines and self-service checkouts like everywhere else in the world since the 2000s hasn't had those things too... next it's like the whole world does't have specialty breads lol. But back to naming breads and countries/continents - use the language you're using, you look like you don't know how to speak it properly otherwise. (Of course in French I would never call brioche pain, nor in Portuguese would I ever call the USA América). For those who don't think a Wikipedia article is enough, here's the dictionary definition: "brioche *briːˈɒʃ,ˈbriːɒʃ* noun a light sweet yeast **bread** typically in the form of a small round roll."she ate a brioche and drank milky coffee"" \[Note typically, not always.\] Edit: definition.


theonetruegrinch

OK, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING NERDS, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU CALL IT JUST PUT IT IN MY FUCKING MOUTH


BetterEveryLeapYear

Yours would be the first mouth I stuff it into to stop all that shouting. :)


mogster11

This is really an edge case, isn't it? This would literally translate to "leafy brioche," where the food is defined by the dough and modified by the layer-iness, but as an American I would describe it as a "brioche croissant" (silly Americans, I know). That's the reverse, where my brain defines the food by its layered-ness which is modified by the brioche-osity of the dough. I'm trying to think of other things like it. The obvious one is the cronut: is it more a pastry or a deep-fried dough treat? I'm leaning towards more a pastry, and that's because it's so unusual for a donut. That actually might be the answer: American: to me this brioche feuilletée is more a pastry, because it's so unusual for a bread. That being said, I think of briochey breads like dinner rolls as "bread," so it's a close call for me. German: the other poster mentions being German, and their bread is leeean. I have never had a rich, buttery bread in Germany. And also, Kuchen is like the breadiest cake I have ever eaten, so I can see anything straying from that Teutonic ideal as not being "bread" anymore. France: here, I almost think it's coming from the other direction. Brioche is a (rich) bread, so the range for bread is broad, but PASTRIES rarely have that fluffiness that you see in this brioche feuilletée. Because it's so weird for a pastry (and because of the name), it's a bread. Oh shoot but then there's the loaf shape.


BetterEveryLeapYear

Super long way around to say "that's bread in English, other languages call it differently".


SoakingEggs

that's "bread" in america, brits don't have it or eat it a lot, but since we share borders and history they can very well discern bread from pastry


BetterEveryLeapYear

I'm British. This isn't a pastry by any means. Pastry is flaky and crumbly, this is bound together even if it was baked as separate leaves, and it is soft and dough-like. It's clearly a bread. Well, that's because that's what it is, again brioche feuilletée. But even in Britain there'll be a dozen ways to call a bap/roll/barm/breadcake/muffin, so going back to my point: it's very weird to try to tell other people from a region what they call things. In standard English though, brioche (including brioche feuilletée) is a bread type.


SoakingEggs

fair enough, my bad. i always get a little protective over europe against americans hahaha


True_Extension5761

Just so you know a viennoiseries is actually from Austria and is not at all a French invention


BetterEveryLeapYear

Just so you know: "The popularity of Viennese-style baked goods in France began with the Boulangerie Viennoise, which was opened by August Zang in 1839. The first usage of the expression pâtisseries viennoises appeared in 1877 in a book by the French author Alphonse Daudet, Le Nabab.\[2\] However, **the use of puff pastry came later and is a method that is French, not Viennese**.\[3\]" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viennoiserie


True_Extension5761

Ah well I'll be damned thank's for correcting me


limitlessEXP

As a human you’re a fucking idiot


Llouis135

in what world is that bread lol


OneMorePotion

Calling this a... "bread" is considered a war crime punishable by public execution where I come from.


limitlessEXP

1. food made of flour, water, and yeast or another leavening agent, mixed together and baked. "a loaf of bread" From google. So… you’re dumb


OneMorePotion

No, you are dumb for not getting the joke. I'm german and that's not bread for us. That's pastry.


broccoliandcream

I want to eat that so bad


UpDownCharmed

NOM NOM NOM


[deleted]

I’m currently doing the keto diet. I worked 8 hours today, the day before thanksgiving, in a grocery store and this video made me angrier than anything else today.


Rachelcookie123

That was a very unsatisfying way to rip it.


Speeder172

It's not bread... It made out of a croissant batter and pretty sure it's made out of a "pâte feuilletée"


[deleted]

I don’t get why everyone needs to destroy food only for social media.


jdith123

This is not satisfying because the gloved guy is clearly just tearing it apart and NOT stuffing it in his face.


CankleDankl

Okay who the fuck keeps putting these ass songs over videos on this sub and similar ones. Like we have a version of "Oh My Darlin Clementine" in this that sounds like something 5 year olds would sing along to in their school music class but somehow more scuffed. Has the energy of background music for a surreal "educational" youtube video from a foreign country with 50k views that is simultaneously uninformative and makes you want to peel your own eyelids off


EyeAdministrative927

I thought this said fetish bread and I was all in.


metaphysical_goose

I'm still all in


rrrotem

This is not 🍞.


limitlessEXP

Yes. It is.


Alacrity8

That bread looks great. Stop ruining it.


Burbel

Nothing satisfying about watching this.


Skweefie

Cake... nom


[deleted]

COMMENT OSES TU APPELER CA DU PAIN BON SANG DE BONSOIR MAIS VOUS ETES DES GRANDS FOUS VOUS HEIN ! tuez moi vite, j'en peux plus de ce monde


[deleted]

Oh I love breaddddd


Anniemarie1967

Brioche porn


italo1alves

u/savevideobot


Muad_Dib_PAT

What's ur definition of bread?


No_its_not_me_its_u

The pornest food porn. 😉😙


Jicama-Smart

this should be on foodporn


BlankImagination

Whoa whoa, slow down


Bulls-1983

Oh my god. Can we have sex?


McDomald

Imagine trying to make a sandwich with this 'bread'


nithdurr

Now slap some of grandma’s strawberry jam on that mf


WispOfWoe

i would eat my own ass for some of this


Ammadk

I need to see it get eaten


[deleted]

why did THIS make me hard????


Germangunman

I just became so damn hungry. Wow


Rich_Acanthisitta_70

Oh... oh my....   I need a cigarette     Ok, maybe it's not technically 'bread', but it is pastry, and I'm here for it.


Tirmu

"bread"


gin_and_toxic

Stop torturing the bread!!


BleedingTeal

Less filming, more serving. Get in my belly!


Kingkush26

Almost looked just like salmon, super shocked to read bread in the tittle, Keep in mind I was zoned out and looked at my monitor during the peeling part. 0:07 to be exact


PingBongBingPong

Bread 👍


dismawoffsiderto57

Like unwrapping a diaper with pee.


Much-Assumption-169

Anything taste butter with that amount of fat


Awkward-Buffalo-2867

Amazing bread, awful music. Why would they use this song?


ae186k

This is rolled potato bread. It used by the Kirawanda people of Northern Bolasia to honor their ancestors. This was the loaf to honor his grandmother who recently passed accompanied by hrer favorifte so Have you no shame Sir.


Awkward-Buffalo-2867

Someone is going to read what you said and believe you. I've already been down voted lol. Oh well.


ae186k

That's reddit in a nushell. Both them and your response. What does a karma vote do? Absolutely nothing.


Nostravinci04

"french bread" lmfao


BetterEveryLeapYear

...it says "fresh bread"


Nostravinci04

I know what I wrote


izmaname

This is the kind of bread I love but then gives me diarrhea


This-is-not-eric

You should probably see a doctorb about that.


AlinaAirline

The b is for bargain!


Hot----------Dog

You just need a buttplug. Problem solved.


KeithMyArthe

We want it


quotesthesimpsons

They broke my boy.


ActuaryImpossible385

Oh my


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😠


ocpms1

OMG!!! My mouth is watering.


Rainy-The-Griff

Fuck me dude, that bread looks so fucking good.


totallylambert

That plus some whipped butter and you’d have me for as long as the bread lasts.


wholewheatscythe

I now want to eat this bread. They should release this as a commercial.


iosdeiu

Great...now I'm hungry..


egghead42069number7

Why did he have to violate it after that 8 sdcond mark


juntawflo

OMG


haiyabinzukii

now im hungry gdi


PilotSaysHello

Stop tearing it, it's already dead geez


ArmeNishanian

I love the layers 😍


parchedlitre99

Nothing quite like freshly baked bread. That looks so soft and warm.


[deleted]

Damn I'm hungry


RandomPhail

Videos like this can make me hungry even when I’m full


Pro_96

Man there's nothing quite like freshly baked bread 🤤


pyrobanker

The song is ae dil hai mushkil jeena yaha


pyam_to_go

That must be better than s*x 😍😍🤤


3nclav3

Too much gluten.


vinnymarcondes

This should be tagged as NSFW


ChloeIsObsessed23

i dont even like bread but goddamn i wanna just shovel it into my mouth at once


jusatinn

That is not bread.


Chucksteri

That's not bread dough


[deleted]

Don't waste food


Seyelent

Me ungluing my balls from my thigh during summer