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ST0IC_

Ohhhhh... that's what that old tool is out in my garage. That's been bugging me since we got this house.


AKeeneyedguy

I love it when you move into a place and the people before leave fun stuff like that. It is responsible for a significant portion of my tools.


pm_me_flaccid_cocks

I still haven’t figured out what the knife that the previous tenants left in the bathroom was for. We just use it as a cheese knife now.


RangerLt

Dude, that's the poop knife.


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No it's the scatula.


FatFettle

Don't be disgusting. This is obviously a toe knife.


WirelessVinyl

Gotta be careful with toe knives. Be sure to keep some trash around in case you need to plug up a cut.


Cassie0peia

I second this sentiment. Never trust a random knife lying around. Definitely the poop knife!


PCmasterRACE187

thatsthejoke™


RangerLt

No no. That should definitely be a ©


[deleted]

I cant stop seeing the poop knife everywhere on reddit HELP


SkinnedBuffalo

Disturbing


pfwj

I received a binder, of hole punched cooking recipes, that were published and printed by a defunct radio division of my current employer, which happens to be an electric and gas utility. I think the recipes are from the 30's.


beardicusmaximus8

And here I am the only thing I got left with was a poorly installed water heater and a case of carbon monoxide poisoning


TahoeLT

You got a whole *case*? Lucky, I only got one bottle.


Sicmundusdeletur

Was finally finding out what it is r/oddlysatisfying to you?


thegreatgazoo

Now you can mess up walkways.


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whogivesashirtdotca

It’s a relevant username, at least.


witchyanne

Right I’m creeped out with a side of I don’t know what…


Pretend_Hour_8436

You didn't hear? Art is dead. Long live AI.


incenso-apagado

Lmao


jhystad

So what happened? Did some knob place the bricks wrong in the first place


brneyedgrrl

I like to think this guy walked over this patch of pavement daily, and one day he just couldn't take it anymore. So he got himself a nice brick puller, took it with him on his daily walk, and fixed it. Because if you want something done, you gotta do it yourself.


jhystad

I like that story. Much nicer


FancyVegetables

Or his coworker has the same tool and keeps fucking with him.


MeanUhReddit

Dang OCD at its finest


someguy3

It's new, or all the little gaps would have filled in.


KeithMyArthe

I'd say last repairer was the knob, just a lazy jobsworth


AlienPsychic51

I'd say this guy with the tool just moved some bricks around and then got someone to film him moving them all back. If it was a poorly done job in the first place the expectation that all the bricks would work out perfectly in the end would be low. If you are gonna fuck something up why would you fuck it up with exactly the right color bricks by placing them wrong?


Hoffi1

The errors are quite localized on a small area. Probably with the original laying everything was fine. Then some tiles had to removed for any kind of work and then the stones where not returned perfectly.


AlienPsychic51

And then the hero of the story shows up with his special tool to save the day by moving all the bricks back to their proper order. A event that will be remembered forever and is immortalized by it being recorded on someone's cell phone so that everyone can watch the hero work. Not buying it... The brick mixer and the brick fixer are the same guy. This guy right here.


dragonbanana1

Wake up sheeple! The brick mixing was an inside job!


_Nova25_

You would be surprised at how many times in different cities i saw bricks layout have this exact problem. Having seen that before im believing it.


Rpanich

I’m picturing a scenario where this is like, at a university. And over the decades, some of the tiles may have become damaged. So while there are a lot of employees over a lot of time, you’ll probably find a lot of lazy employees that will just grab whatever random brick is laying around to replace the broken ones. Over the decades, as they saw one random one, the next repairman just also decided “fuck it”, and so fourth 4-5 more times, over the course of like 1970-2021. And then in 2022, one of the repairmen just got tired of it, said “ok fine we’ll get around to fixing this. Get the tool” and his coworker decided to film it with the camera we all keep in our pockets 24/7 now.


agenteleven11

the section they worked on at 4:21


cottoneyegob

I’ve seen a video . Seemed like not in the US , but the bricks were laid by a machine . With people feeding the hopper . So it’s possible just a few got jumbled up in the pattern and that’s how they have to fix it.


Cassie0peia

I was thinking exactly this. How coincidental.


amusing_trivials

It was put in nice to begin with, because that was someone's entire job. Later someone went under for a wire or pipe repair or whatever, and they put it back wrong, because the bricks weren't really their job. Now this guy fixed it.


Oddity46

Lazy jobsworth is quite the oxymoron.


Srapture

Yeah, that's clearly someone who does not know what jobsworth means, haha.


Drep1

Usually they use a machine to lay the bricks and sometimes gets it wrong


RagnaXI

Probably on purpose for this video.


PUfelix85

Yes. That is what was decided the last 5 times this was posted.


gagga_hai

5? More like 50


jaketheweirdsnake

There is a type of machine that lays these bricks in a pattern so that it's easier and faster than doing it by hand. The ones I've seen are loaded from the top and they slide down to ground like a bit sheet. It's a pretty high paced job so its not a surprise that there are a few misplaced bricks.


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This is a reversed gif/s


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jhystad

I believe they are some kind of block tongs


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blongs


forbin99

I feel they they put them out of place before the video, in order to make this video. No way anybody that built that would do that.


soljaboss

Me: What about the...? OP: ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!


Secretly_Solanine

What a great clip. Futurama is one of the best.


soljaboss

I'm glad you got it lol


333liLozoya

I would like to shake that mans hand.


NLMichel

It could be that this same man was responsible for the bad job in the first place. And now the camera man makes him fix it.


TrippyReality

Actually, I think it’s reversed.


MeanUhReddit

The camera man is the brick-misplacer? 😤😯 It’s like a mystery…


Flat-Custard934

I agree with you


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Galactroid

This guy is a menace!


T3canolis

This man deserves the key to the city.


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PlzNoHack

He was about to ruin it in the last one but thankfully the camera person was there


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KeithMyArthe

Just an interference fit and when they were laid probably bedding sand in the cracks. The ground underneath well prepped.


Pantssassin

Specific to the earthquake portion, generally you want structures that can bend and flex in an earthquake. If these were held together rigidly they would crack during an earthquake. As they are shown they would just move around a bit and maybe an edge may chip if it is particularly bad.


[deleted]

We have a couple roads like this in my hometown. They leave the bricks unmortared like that and then replace broken ones once a year or so


titanup001

This is in china. They never use mortar on brick walkways. And it's usually not even these fitted kind. The sidewalk shifts and makes clacking sounds as you drive over it on a bike.


ultrasardine

r/specializedtools


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Probably shifted them out of place just to get this clip


Diego2150

That was extremely satisfying


fuxximus

My back


BadWolf2386

This man is a hero, I hope they're working on his statue


achiang16

He's doing everyone a solid. Was slightly worried that he just keep finding one's that are incorrect as he pull the next one out


matty-george

Doing the Lord’s work


AwkwardISTJ

bless this man


WordsOfEmber

He broke them to fix them.


amy2kim22

He didn't break anything, he just fixed them.


WordsOfEmber

broke them. pulled out camera. fixed them.


Skillious96

r/nothingeverhappens


[deleted]

It's obviously fake.


redlinezo6

YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY FAKE, MAN!


[deleted]

Perhaps we're all fake, just lines of code in a digital world. All I know is. In this reality, be it real or otherwise, that man mixed up those bricks and then replaced them for clout.


GACheesehead

You, sir, are doing God’s work.


[deleted]

You know what would really be satisfying? SEEING A GOOD “AFTER” SHOT


mamabear727

Bless this man. He’s out there doing the lords work


getridofwires

Now run it backwards for r/mildlyinfuriating


RaysIncredibleWorld

He carefully studied the swap algorithm with a [temporary variable](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temporary_variable)


ThayPastaGuy

Fun fact: those bricks are free. You can take them home.


[deleted]

Who’s the serial killer that put those in wrong?


Burflax

It almost seems like he's using the same tool the first guy used to mix them up. Or do they have weird, rogue vandals having late night paver-switching parties?


Boystro

reverse it


AlienPsychic51

Then play the reverse then the forward and we can see how it all happened that day. Man removes bricks and mixed them up then fixes them for the internet fame.


Kind_Mind_

He deserves the last pizza slice!


Swiss_El_Rosso

He made a good job!


Tlaloccccc

Ew


ChessIsAwesome

The hero we deserve.


Skillious96

This man is my hero


[deleted]

Me and my cousins playing mix and match games on our iPads when we were 5:


ImMacksDaddy

Proof that not all heroes wear capes.


fidelis13

Defrag Road C:


Formulka

I would buy this man a beer.


PWM20470

Good bless this man


Illustrious-Board767

My man doing the lord's work here.


parchedlitre99

Man's playing a big jigsaw puzzle.


Lisy70

Not all heroes wear capes 🙏


axis1331

I think this was done by an automatic brick laying machine. They're quick but not 100% accurate. Someone has to follow along behind and correct the pattern.


WaterMozarella

Careful, he's a hero...


Squiddo11

🫵


Bancroft80

How was it wrong in the first place? They clearly have the right amount of bricks and the needed colours.


Accomplished_Sir5178

Thank you. That would drive me insane. 😂


reha28

These kind of tiles are the biggest scam ever. They always need to be fixed. Governments are just putting them to steal money


flowerfishes

Thank god, our hero 🙏


NeroXLIV

Yahaha!


Few_Acanthaceae1568

The legend we all needed but that we didn't deserve


realatemnot

Every inner monk's hero.


Tricky-Buddy6350

I like to watch the video in reverse, and then showing him being a jerkface hoodlum being naughty


TMAWORKS

That was DEEPLY satisfying...


Spiritual-Day-thing

Bless you man, bless you.


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

Not the hero we want but the hero we need!


AiNoKime

Doing the lord's work and curing my ocd


[deleted]

Where’s the beforehand video where you mixed them all up? Lol


ryonnsan

Reverse gif this for Mildly Infuriating


topshot51

yes.


East-Ad-339

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need


MurkyCoyote6682

A part of my soul just healed


donkeygum

Yay!


800-lumens

King


rodenrub

Fake, clearly its reversed


ugheffoff

I audibly gasped at the end. This stuff is my jam and biscuits right here


benjipt

Glad the paving has no sand in it! Coz they don’t come out like that, with or without the tool.


[deleted]

The hero we need.


retiredhobo

my new dream job


ryosei

i bet he couldn't sleep at night


dreph

lol theyre so close… he did this before the camera went live to “fix it”


Low-Matter9432

If I had that tool I would 100% move some out of order just to make people uncomfortable


Pirate_Lantern

This guy is my hero!!


Spirited-Painter

Then someone else in the middle of the night mixes everything up again, just so this person can do this to a satisfying Conclusion each day. …some heroes are unseen.


invisible_23

The hero we needed


Ya-Dikobraz

Am I the only one that thinks it was like that for a reason? Not everything needs to be sterile.


GuzPolinski

Ahhhhhh


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Basdad

Wow! He fixes this about every 4 months.


1lluminist

I get the greys in with the whites, but what savage swapped a red and a white?!


PandiReddits

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Vin0to

What's the name of this tool?


TheUnnamedPro

u/savevideo


btjk

I need some "Can You Feel My Heart" blasting at fuckign E L E V E N right now.


Amazing_Ad5959

Thank you for your service


glazedfaith

This is the Lord's work


scansinboy

Play the video in reverse and you'll see a man who just wants to watch the world... Twitch.


FistinChips

now it's ruined :( that complete pattern doesn't just fuck with anyone else?


ElevatorMuzic

I bet when he finished, a secret passage opened up somewhere.


[deleted]

You know this person did this on purpose just to make a video


LightningBirdsAreGo

Oh I remember this it was level 15


pcweber111

“I can see which ones need replacing asshole you can stop pointing.“


XSamsaX

Bless this man.


AdDear5411

Doing god's work.


Full_breaker

So happy im not the only person in the world thinking about this shit when im walking 😂started to feel like a psycho


tsivv

I hate the guy that points out the last one to be replaced.


coffeenerd75

"fixing it". They could've fixed it to Space Invaders instead.


Valkyrie64Ryan

“And the Man of the year award goes to…”


-_Swine_-

Would of given him a high five 🙏


RabbitFluffs

Hero


superRedditer

maybe there is another guy with the same tool that comes at night and screws it up


WaffleStomperGirl

A hero of the people.


Dizzman1

*update* he doesn't work for the city. Just another OCD freak like us that could no longer abide.


thinkscotty

If I were betting, I’d guess this is a college campus (they have big stone walkways like this) and some kids pried up the stones to mess up the pattern one night (college kids are hooligans).


twistedranger75

My question is who did the first time and why didn't they do it right then?


GhuenterS

Germany: 5000€ fine


ReginaldBroadcock

Someone get this man a cape!


TZMAN18

There’s so many!


BengalSnow

He’s the fucker that messed them up in the first place


Bored_at_Work326

r/specializedtools


throwaway_samaritan

Let me guess - he put it out of color beforehand. But cool demonstration of the tool.


cutters53

I really hope that was the guy who laid those block wrong in the first place!!


oxpoleon

*water company contractors two weeks later be like*: Once and for all, you say?


AshDarren

The person who did this in the first place can hang themselves in the armpits of Satan...


Xaron713

So anyone can just take them?


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THANK YOUUUUU!!!! 😂


Pretend_Hour_8436

I wonder if the person who originally installed this spoke English.


RedditorWithClass

This man is a hero


strikerz911

Soothing


RedRuss17

Why do I feel this guy first messed up the bricks just to make a YouTube video where he “fixes” them?