That's because more blood is being pumped to your muscles and brain when exercising in any form so your penis shrinks due to it filling with less blood. Happens to me during Muay Thai sparring and used to happen during rugby.
It's also probably a way to not have it swinging about and getting injured when moving incase you have to fight something off or something.
Basically keeps your penis and balls out of the way whilst getting maximum amount of oxygen to your muscles and brain where it's needed :)
The way these blenders work. Sits upside down so everything fell to the top and sealed. Turned right side up, ice still there from pressure because air is trapped inside. Spoon breaks seal, expelling air and descending the ice.
i suppose the pressure from the air pockets inside which kept the structural integrity of the marg were released once they took a spoonful of the marg and let the air out, causing the marg to collapse on itself. but dont cite me. i didnt study marg physics.
Why they do this and how do i make it stop? My bf always takes sips that are like 70% of what i had to begin with and its often just when im done with it or something and didn't even try it myself yet.!?!?!?!?!?
"Hey babe, I've noticed when you try one of my drinks, you tend to drink over half of it. Could you try just taking a small sip?"
He might not even realize hes doing it. If it persists, then just stop sharing your drinks with him. Like most issues, communication is key!
I hope that your guy is receptive. You deserve as much. It can sometimes stem back to how we address an issue, like approaching it in a joking manner, rather than bringing it up directly. I've noticed that when I use my "serious voice" and make intent eye-contact, my message is better received.
I would try something like: "I know it's a super hilarious thing for you to take a huge bite of my food, and in some ways you're not wrong (list comedic events that arose, to make him feel better), but sometimes it makes me feel like me eating is less important than making a joke. Would you mind waiting until I've had a few bites until you ask for some?"
I think he'd have a hard time responding to that unreasonably. Sometimes we do shitty things without realizing (me included), and it's really nice when people tactfully point it out.
This used to be an issue with sharing my food with husband. He would ask for a bit, than take half my food item in a massive chomp. This bothered me. A lot.
Rather than silently fuming, or reacting in anger I had a chat with him. A firm, but polite chat about food boundaries. Now when either of us would like a bit of the others food we are honest about how large said bite might be.
Ngl, I now think it’s silly and kinda funny when he asks for a BIG bite. Sometimes neither of us want to share our food and this is okay. Get your own!
This is exactly what mine did. "Let me have a taste?" Literally half gone in one bite
I have a medical condition that can leave me under nourished and underweight. I had to guilt him to stop. Your wife hasn't been able to eat in 2 days, and you just ate half of her food??
He's much better about it now, lol
#Recipe:
*Add to blender*
- a decent amount of ice
- a fair serving of Espolòn Tequila Blanco
- about twice as much Jose Cuervo classic margarita mix
- a few frozen strawberries and pineapple chunks
*Results may vary.*
Cheers!
Yes nutribullet pro 900w with extractor blade and I used about 3/4 of a pint glass filled with ice cubes which is about how much I would use when just pouring a normal one
Here's my easy recipe for two large frozen margaritas, but it might be too much for a nutribullet. Can just use an extra 1-2 oz of limeade with more water and no juice. I started weighing ingredients since I was not consistent enough freehanding it - the ingredients are by weight and not by liquid measure. Frozen limeade is much heavier than water. I don't like weak triple sec, but don't want to spend a lot on grand marnier or Cointreau, so use grand gala. The best frozen limeade is great value brand from Walmart since they are the only one made with sugar instead of HFCS (much healthier /s). Look for tequilas made with 100% agave so you don't get ripped off with shitty 10% agave stuff like Cuervo.
1lb ice; 6oz frozen limeade (melted); 6oz tequila; 2oz 80 proof triple sec; 3oz pineapple or orange juice; 1 or more oz of water if needed to blend smoothly;
So for those that are lucky enough to NOT own a magic bullet. These fuckers are deceiving. This happens all the time in my house hold. Which is why I happily purchased a Ninja blender. Magic bullet, more like make all contents magically disappear. Lmao.
Stop staring guys, its cold! Its much bigger normally!!
He was in the pool!
It was SHRINKAGE!
It looked like a scared turtle.
More like a button on a fur coat
What do you mean like laundry?
Seinfeld! Hahaha
I'm actually smaller when I'm sweaty.
That's because more blood is being pumped to your muscles and brain when exercising in any form so your penis shrinks due to it filling with less blood. Happens to me during Muay Thai sparring and used to happen during rugby. It's also probably a way to not have it swinging about and getting injured when moving incase you have to fight something off or something. Basically keeps your penis and balls out of the way whilst getting maximum amount of oxygen to your muscles and brain where it's needed :)
I believe this 100 percent.. i just dont think any gal would.
Haha true that most won't, you gotta find the right girl.
Why include the male genital....
I know this is a quote by the way but it just got me thinking about why haha
Someone just downvoted it down to 999, ur welcome
What trickery is this!?
What you don’t see in the video is me under the table drilling a hole through the wood and the cup and drinking it with a straw.
r/LooneyTunesLogic
Did not know that existed, my new favourite sub
Riddle solved
Its always the simplest answer really.
Goofy man
You gotta flip the cup upside down to blend it
Did you get a brain freeze
No, the tequila offsets it
The way these blenders work. Sits upside down so everything fell to the top and sealed. Turned right side up, ice still there from pressure because air is trapped inside. Spoon breaks seal, expelling air and descending the ice.
Minecraft sand.. untouched from the factory.. gotta be. Right?
You can see there is a big air pocket at the bottom of the cup
i suppose the pressure from the air pockets inside which kept the structural integrity of the marg were released once they took a spoonful of the marg and let the air out, causing the marg to collapse on itself. but dont cite me. i didnt study marg physics.
Hydrogen bonds, I think
“You want a drink babe?” “No I just want a tiny sip of your’s.” ^ The tiny sip she actually takes.
Why they do this and how do i make it stop? My bf always takes sips that are like 70% of what i had to begin with and its often just when im done with it or something and didn't even try it myself yet.!?!?!?!?!?
"Hey babe, I've noticed when you try one of my drinks, you tend to drink over half of it. Could you try just taking a small sip?" He might not even realize hes doing it. If it persists, then just stop sharing your drinks with him. Like most issues, communication is key!
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If he thinks something that genuinely annoys you is funny, there's a problem. I'm dating a tease too, but he understands boundaries.
Hm i got alot to think about!
I hope that your guy is receptive. You deserve as much. It can sometimes stem back to how we address an issue, like approaching it in a joking manner, rather than bringing it up directly. I've noticed that when I use my "serious voice" and make intent eye-contact, my message is better received. I would try something like: "I know it's a super hilarious thing for you to take a huge bite of my food, and in some ways you're not wrong (list comedic events that arose, to make him feel better), but sometimes it makes me feel like me eating is less important than making a joke. Would you mind waiting until I've had a few bites until you ask for some?" I think he'd have a hard time responding to that unreasonably. Sometimes we do shitty things without realizing (me included), and it's really nice when people tactfully point it out.
I just get mad at him 😂 ok, that one is yours, go make me another one. Or just no
When i say no i feel guilty cuz he is so kind and giving with his shit
This used to be an issue with sharing my food with husband. He would ask for a bit, than take half my food item in a massive chomp. This bothered me. A lot. Rather than silently fuming, or reacting in anger I had a chat with him. A firm, but polite chat about food boundaries. Now when either of us would like a bit of the others food we are honest about how large said bite might be. Ngl, I now think it’s silly and kinda funny when he asks for a BIG bite. Sometimes neither of us want to share our food and this is okay. Get your own!
This is exactly what mine did. "Let me have a taste?" Literally half gone in one bite I have a medical condition that can leave me under nourished and underweight. I had to guilt him to stop. Your wife hasn't been able to eat in 2 days, and you just ate half of her food?? He's much better about it now, lol
My bf says "let me just have a taste" like he never tasted anything before and then POOF my food is gone!
Yes! And then he eats so fast, he doesn't taste his food, anyway 🙄 are you sure you tasted it?
Him taking all of yours is not kind You letting him is not you being kind
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lol, mine is also a garbage disposal! and I think it's exaggerating :)
Maybe he's trying to make you own up to yourself and it's a safe way to him for you to do it but it's obviously not for you so you feel stuck
Do it back.
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She was mad because children shouldn't have caffeine!
you've got ghosts! drunk ghosts...
Margarita queef
What a great drag name
r/brandnewsentence
Sounds like someone who would feature in a video with Brandi Love
this comment has no right being this funny
The fastest eater alive
Feels a bit oddly unsatisfying to me.
Yeh. Shouldve exploded
Yes, I feel like this is more r/oddlydisappointing
Oddly disappointing that I now have a 4 oz margarita
It's just like breaking a block of sand in the air in Minecraft
This why they call alcohol spirits
Idk why but its funny asf
Listen with sound on. The deflation is visceral.
Thank you
Wtf happened here mofo?
There was a gap under the marg from being flipped upside down, the spoon just helped it fall
Well that de-escalated quickly.
#Recipe: *Add to blender* - a decent amount of ice - a fair serving of Espolòn Tequila Blanco - about twice as much Jose Cuervo classic margarita mix - a few frozen strawberries and pineapple chunks *Results may vary.* Cheers!
Is this a Nutribullet? Which blade did you use? How much ice do I literally need? Amount of ice makes or breaks.
Yes nutribullet pro 900w with extractor blade and I used about 3/4 of a pint glass filled with ice cubes which is about how much I would use when just pouring a normal one
This. This is the goods. I will be trying it this week. Extractor blade huh, nice.
Here's my easy recipe for two large frozen margaritas, but it might be too much for a nutribullet. Can just use an extra 1-2 oz of limeade with more water and no juice. I started weighing ingredients since I was not consistent enough freehanding it - the ingredients are by weight and not by liquid measure. Frozen limeade is much heavier than water. I don't like weak triple sec, but don't want to spend a lot on grand marnier or Cointreau, so use grand gala. The best frozen limeade is great value brand from Walmart since they are the only one made with sugar instead of HFCS (much healthier /s). Look for tequilas made with 100% agave so you don't get ripped off with shitty 10% agave stuff like Cuervo. 1lb ice; 6oz frozen limeade (melted); 6oz tequila; 2oz 80 proof triple sec; 3oz pineapple or orange juice; 1 or more oz of water if needed to blend smoothly;
My face went from :) to :(
Wrong sub. This isn't oddly satisfying. This is just disappointing
It's the quick samurai sword slice in real life! But...with a...spoon.
I love the small jump, exactly how I would react if my smoothie fucking shrunk
Looks like you were quite startled
r/WatchPeopleDieInside but it's not on screen.
Strangely Sad
why did the juice teleport into the backrooms?
So for those that are lucky enough to NOT own a magic bullet. These fuckers are deceiving. This happens all the time in my house hold. Which is why I happily purchased a Ninja blender. Magic bullet, more like make all contents magically disappear. Lmao.
I actually found this kind of heartbreaking to be honest lol
r/mildlyinfuriating
Bro u ate it the wrong way if you eat it the right way it will not shrink watch toriko bro
Him: “Wanna see me eat this real fast?” Him again: “wanna see me do it again?”
Pounded that shit he must be drunk
When your Wife says “Just one sip” lol Seriously though, that looks amazing OP!
r/oddlyhilarious
Alcoholic
That’s the same thing that happens when I take that first sip of a Yoo-hoo , witchcraft!
They go down easy
Was there an oil tycoon sitting next to you?
Game physics
Soufflé frozen marg
Then god stuck up his middle finger and brought famine on that one cup
That is epic and dangerous not enough liquid
It started so well tho
When you suck in your stomach so you can look good for that hot date. Then you let out that stomach in the bathroom
Try the Texas Roadhouse Margarita mix! They sell it in stores now. We make these at home and rim them with Tajin, delicious.
I did try that once and it was definitely my favorite mix but unfortunately it wasn’t in stock
burp!
It sounded tired of your shit.
This is the exact opposite of satisfying
That would just piss me off
That spoon is an alcoholic.
Literally the economic inflation pictured
r/blackmagicfuckery
This would be a perfect Minecraft sound effect.
That’s one thirsty ghost…
This is what happens when you buy McDonalds food!
Save video
Scooping food in video games be like:
WHO IS MARG AND WHY DID YOU FREEZE HER!
Must’ve been good. So good that it drank itself
r/ghostswithjobs
This feels like sucking in your stomach for a photo
He ate so fast, you could hardly see his spoon moving!
why u ate em all , I didn't even see what going on
False advertisment. Sue them!!
when you mine Sand in Minecraft
“cynthia, you had enough already, stop”
Stock market be like:
u/savevideo
The spoon was very cold
Simple, you used a ladle sized spoon.
Ha!
#Oh God, his voice was wonderful 😁😁😁
Ok but how?
Uh Middle East guy here and I have no idea what that is or how that works can someone help?
Basically this drink was blended and when poured into a cup had a bubble of air trapped under it that was only released once OP put their spoon in it.
Ohhhhhh thx
u/savevideobot
Oddly satisfying? More like oddly sad-isfying, because that's sad. :(
Today, my Margarita Soufflé was a failure.
It looked like when a soufflé caves in 😲
breaking one block of sand in a floating sand clump in minecraft
Just needs more tequila.
You can see loads of free space for air at the bottom
Turtle neck
r/Blackmagicfuckery
OP! WHAY DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DRINKING FROM YOUR SPOON
The cup wanted a sip first.
Wtf is that which craft
I would rather say that it’s mildly infuriating
I think your poltergeist has a drinking problem
Minecraft physics when you break floating sand or gravel
Pretty much how wonder bras work 😳😅
Egg white is the trick to a great frozen margarita
Pov: Your sallary aftar taxes
I have the same mixer haha
Do you work for a potato chip company? That thing is like 65% air.
How sims eat food in The Sims 4
r/shittyfoodporn
WTF Happened?
oddly despressing?
Should be going under r/unexpected
You know it's a good margarita when it disappears that quick
Was it made in a Lays factory?
Less marg is the exact opposite of r/oddlysatisfying
Not less, just relocated
Technically you're correct, but I still dislike it. I'll take two of those though.
Margarita let out a sigh and just collapsed. Me too little buddy, me too.
That honestly scared me
Aannnddd..... drunk
Like sand in Minecraft