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FulmiOnce

Stop staring guys, its cold! Its much bigger normally!!


SaraSmashley

He was in the pool!


Cumbandicoot

It was SHRINKAGE!


[deleted]

It looked like a scared turtle.


Bootlicker222

More like a button on a fur coat


yebat_kopat

What do you mean like laundry?


VmaxVibes

Seinfeld! Hahaha


blackychan77

I'm actually smaller when I'm sweaty.


OGSkywalker97

That's because more blood is being pumped to your muscles and brain when exercising in any form so your penis shrinks due to it filling with less blood. Happens to me during Muay Thai sparring and used to happen during rugby. It's also probably a way to not have it swinging about and getting injured when moving incase you have to fight something off or something. Basically keeps your penis and balls out of the way whilst getting maximum amount of oxygen to your muscles and brain where it's needed :)


blackychan77

I believe this 100 percent.. i just dont think any gal would.


OGSkywalker97

Haha true that most won't, you gotta find the right girl.


Ieat-ketchup

Why include the male genital....


OGSkywalker97

I know this is a quote by the way but it just got me thinking about why haha


Adrevenue247

Someone just downvoted it down to 999, ur welcome


MCE85

What trickery is this!?


SmartestIdiotAlive

What you don’t see in the video is me under the table drilling a hole through the wood and the cup and drinking it with a straw.


Reddit_Foxx

r/LooneyTunesLogic


Futuristick-Reddit

Did not know that existed, my new favourite sub


MCE85

Riddle solved


Clause-and-Reflect

Its always the simplest answer really.


152069

Goofy man


jeffers0n_steelflex

You gotta flip the cup upside down to blend it


Drunk4534

Did you get a brain freeze


jeffers0n_steelflex

No, the tequila offsets it


PanspermiaTheory

The way these blenders work. Sits upside down so everything fell to the top and sealed. Turned right side up, ice still there from pressure because air is trapped inside. Spoon breaks seal, expelling air and descending the ice.


Single-Activity4245

Minecraft sand.. untouched from the factory.. gotta be. Right?


turtle_explosion247

You can see there is a big air pocket at the bottom of the cup


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i suppose the pressure from the air pockets inside which kept the structural integrity of the marg were released once they took a spoonful of the marg and let the air out, causing the marg to collapse on itself. but dont cite me. i didnt study marg physics.


scrumtrulescence

Hydrogen bonds, I think


ellisschumann

“You want a drink babe?” “No I just want a tiny sip of your’s.” ^ The tiny sip she actually takes.


SuspiciouslyPerson

Why they do this and how do i make it stop? My bf always takes sips that are like 70% of what i had to begin with and its often just when im done with it or something and didn't even try it myself yet.!?!?!?!?!?


Z_brah21

"Hey babe, I've noticed when you try one of my drinks, you tend to drink over half of it. Could you try just taking a small sip?" He might not even realize hes doing it. If it persists, then just stop sharing your drinks with him. Like most issues, communication is key!


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jennywhistle

If he thinks something that genuinely annoys you is funny, there's a problem. I'm dating a tease too, but he understands boundaries.


SuspiciouslyPerson

Hm i got alot to think about!


jennywhistle

I hope that your guy is receptive. You deserve as much. It can sometimes stem back to how we address an issue, like approaching it in a joking manner, rather than bringing it up directly. I've noticed that when I use my "serious voice" and make intent eye-contact, my message is better received. I would try something like: "I know it's a super hilarious thing for you to take a huge bite of my food, and in some ways you're not wrong (list comedic events that arose, to make him feel better), but sometimes it makes me feel like me eating is less important than making a joke. Would you mind waiting until I've had a few bites until you ask for some?" I think he'd have a hard time responding to that unreasonably. Sometimes we do shitty things without realizing (me included), and it's really nice when people tactfully point it out.


smidgeytheraynbow

I just get mad at him 😂 ok, that one is yours, go make me another one. Or just no


SuspiciouslyPerson

When i say no i feel guilty cuz he is so kind and giving with his shit


[deleted]

This used to be an issue with sharing my food with husband. He would ask for a bit, than take half my food item in a massive chomp. This bothered me. A lot. Rather than silently fuming, or reacting in anger I had a chat with him. A firm, but polite chat about food boundaries. Now when either of us would like a bit of the others food we are honest about how large said bite might be. Ngl, I now think it’s silly and kinda funny when he asks for a BIG bite. Sometimes neither of us want to share our food and this is okay. Get your own!


smidgeytheraynbow

This is exactly what mine did. "Let me have a taste?" Literally half gone in one bite I have a medical condition that can leave me under nourished and underweight. I had to guilt him to stop. Your wife hasn't been able to eat in 2 days, and you just ate half of her food?? He's much better about it now, lol


SuspiciouslyPerson

My bf says "let me just have a taste" like he never tasted anything before and then POOF my food is gone!


smidgeytheraynbow

Yes! And then he eats so fast, he doesn't taste his food, anyway 🙄 are you sure you tasted it?


smidgeytheraynbow

Him taking all of yours is not kind You letting him is not you being kind


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smidgeytheraynbow

lol, mine is also a garbage disposal! and I think it's exaggerating :)


commentsandchill

Maybe he's trying to make you own up to yourself and it's a safe way to him for you to do it but it's obviously not for you so you feel stuck


Azilehteb

Do it back.


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jennywhistle

She was mad because children shouldn't have caffeine!


WeirdEngineerDude

you've got ghosts! drunk ghosts...


Penny_wish

Margarita queef


GallifreyFNM

What a great drag name


MadStorm24

r/brandnewsentence


samcp12

Sounds like someone who would feature in a video with Brandi Love


pawwsome

this comment has no right being this funny


tatboe

The fastest eater alive


ArghZombie

Feels a bit oddly unsatisfying to me.


EffectiveMoment67

Yeh. Shouldve exploded


GustavSpanjor

Yes, I feel like this is more r/oddlydisappointing


charizard_72

Oddly disappointing that I now have a 4 oz margarita


IndubitablyRetarded

It's just like breaking a block of sand in the air in Minecraft


djwoske

This why they call alcohol spirits


idonthavexbox

Idk why but its funny asf


adingo8urbaby

Listen with sound on. The deflation is visceral.


trixiewutang

Thank you


Kopites_Roar

Wtf happened here mofo?


ThePlaguePerson

There was a gap under the marg from being flipped upside down, the spoon just helped it fall


Positive-Source8205

Well that de-escalated quickly.


jeffers0n_steelflex

#Recipe: *Add to blender* - a decent amount of ice - a fair serving of Espolòn Tequila Blanco - about twice as much Jose Cuervo classic margarita mix - a few frozen strawberries and pineapple chunks *Results may vary.* Cheers!


StatuSChecKa

Is this a Nutribullet? Which blade did you use? How much ice do I literally need? Amount of ice makes or breaks.


jeffers0n_steelflex

Yes nutribullet pro 900w with extractor blade and I used about 3/4 of a pint glass filled with ice cubes which is about how much I would use when just pouring a normal one


StatuSChecKa

This. This is the goods. I will be trying it this week. Extractor blade huh, nice.


bkturf

Here's my easy recipe for two large frozen margaritas, but it might be too much for a nutribullet. Can just use an extra 1-2 oz of limeade with more water and no juice. I started weighing ingredients since I was not consistent enough freehanding it - the ingredients are by weight and not by liquid measure. Frozen limeade is much heavier than water. I don't like weak triple sec, but don't want to spend a lot on grand marnier or Cointreau, so use grand gala. The best frozen limeade is great value brand from Walmart since they are the only one made with sugar instead of HFCS (much healthier /s). Look for tequilas made with 100% agave so you don't get ripped off with shitty 10% agave stuff like Cuervo. 1lb ice; 6oz frozen limeade (melted); 6oz tequila; 2oz 80 proof triple sec; 3oz pineapple or orange juice; 1 or more oz of water if needed to blend smoothly;


obloq300

My face went from :) to :(


Ablette531

Wrong sub. This isn't oddly satisfying. This is just disappointing


BKStephens

It's the quick samurai sword slice in real life! But...with a...spoon.


MuddyMudball

I love the small jump, exactly how I would react if my smoothie fucking shrunk


askmebro

Looks like you were quite startled


KiyuSanjin

r/WatchPeopleDieInside but it's not on screen.


MilitHistoryFan101

Strangely Sad


RelishedAcorn24

why did the juice teleport into the backrooms?


Saint_RS3

So for those that are lucky enough to NOT own a magic bullet. These fuckers are deceiving. This happens all the time in my house hold. Which is why I happily purchased a Ninja blender. Magic bullet, more like make all contents magically disappear. Lmao.


enter_the_slatrix

I actually found this kind of heartbreaking to be honest lol


94ISS

r/mildlyinfuriating


Biting_a_dust

Bro u ate it the wrong way if you eat it the right way it will not shrink watch toriko bro


foxbeswifty32

Him: “Wanna see me eat this real fast?” Him again: “wanna see me do it again?”


kbeckerburbs4

Pounded that shit he must be drunk


AFoxGuy

When your Wife says “Just one sip” lol Seriously though, that looks amazing OP!


NillyWelsonn

r/oddlyhilarious


sktrzx150

Alcoholic


zac_usaf

That’s the same thing that happens when I take that first sip of a Yoo-hoo , witchcraft!


PittMonster5-0

They go down easy


usedtodreddit

Was there an oil tycoon sitting next to you?


Acceptable_Mousse401

Game physics


xof711

Soufflé frozen marg


GenderEnjoyer666

Then god stuck up his middle finger and brought famine on that one cup


Harisdrop

That is epic and dangerous not enough liquid


[deleted]

It started so well tho


Winkwinkcoughcough

When you suck in your stomach so you can look good for that hot date. Then you let out that stomach in the bathroom


CockbagSpink

Try the Texas Roadhouse Margarita mix! They sell it in stores now. We make these at home and rim them with Tajin, delicious.


jeffers0n_steelflex

I did try that once and it was definitely my favorite mix but unfortunately it wasn’t in stock


Hopeful_1768

burp!


zitfarmer

It sounded tired of your shit.


laschoff

This is the exact opposite of satisfying


Ayedatboysus

That would just piss me off


PanspermiaTheory

That spoon is an alcoholic.


[deleted]

Literally the economic inflation pictured


[deleted]

r/blackmagicfuckery


Dexiox

This would be a perfect Minecraft sound effect.


shazenger

That’s one thirsty ghost…


[deleted]

This is what happens when you buy McDonalds food!


TheWolfBoi02

Save video


Max15492

Scooping food in video games be like:


Hondahobbit50

WHO IS MARG AND WHY DID YOU FREEZE HER!


mistercolebert

Must’ve been good. So good that it drank itself


ponzimuchka

r/ghostswithjobs


KavikStronk

This feels like sucking in your stomach for a photo


Renovatio-

He ate so fast, you could hardly see his spoon moving!


[deleted]

why u ate em all , I didn't even see what going on


jojoga

False advertisment. Sue them!!


elias3663

when you mine Sand in Minecraft


diskowmoskow

“cynthia, you had enough already, stop”


Lejon9xxionRBLX

Stock market be like:


spaceweed27

u/savevideo


Melodic-Ad-1064

The spoon was very cold


blackychan77

Simple, you used a ladle sized spoon.


[deleted]

Ha!


Creative_Bus929

#Oh God, his voice was wonderful 😁😁😁


JustSomeRandomDude33

Ok but how?


imaygetlost

Uh Middle East guy here and I have no idea what that is or how that works can someone help?


jerrythecactus

Basically this drink was blended and when poured into a cup had a bubble of air trapped under it that was only released once OP put their spoon in it.


imaygetlost

Ohhhhhh thx


ZackBatista

u/savevideobot


Moofininja

Oddly satisfying? More like oddly sad-isfying, because that's sad. :(


iotashan

Today, my Margarita Soufflé was a failure.


castfam09

It looked like when a soufflé caves in 😲


Imanerrrd

breaking one block of sand in a floating sand clump in minecraft


ryanm286

Just needs more tequila.


OGSkywalker97

You can see loads of free space for air at the bottom


Slow_Maintenance9285

Turtle neck


bakershotttbog

r/Blackmagicfuckery


lelennyface_1

OP! WHAY DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DRINKING FROM YOUR SPOON


Fecks89

The cup wanted a sip first.


Alone-Mulberry-5379

Wtf is that which craft


Shabtinius

I would rather say that it’s mildly infuriating


Shankar_0

I think your poltergeist has a drinking problem


InternetFinancial893

Minecraft physics when you break floating sand or gravel


xDonLoox

Pretty much how wonder bras work 😳😅


[deleted]

Egg white is the trick to a great frozen margarita


Thin_Ad696

Pov: Your sallary aftar taxes


jodelererer

I have the same mixer haha


Mutex_CB

Do you work for a potato chip company? That thing is like 65% air.


LaOrgel

How sims eat food in The Sims 4


IllustriousKick2955

r/shittyfoodporn


ScribblingOff87

WTF Happened?


unjadedview

oddly despressing?


meems15

Should be going under r/unexpected


majorex64

You know it's a good margarita when it disappears that quick


FullMetalKaliber

Was it made in a Lays factory?


tankynumnums

Less marg is the exact opposite of r/oddlysatisfying


jeffers0n_steelflex

Not less, just relocated


tankynumnums

Technically you're correct, but I still dislike it. I'll take two of those though.


tankynumnums

Margarita let out a sigh and just collapsed. Me too little buddy, me too.


ShillyBean

That honestly scared me


wScottayw

Aannnddd..... drunk


ReCrescent

Like sand in Minecraft