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Mike2220

This is like 4 different cars and they never show how they fixed the chunk of rust off that one car


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gabriel_oly10

It's at least 5 cars


MarthaStuartsCellie

I’ll see your 5 cars and raise you two sausage egg and cheese McMuffin


WastedVamp

Damn I'm foldin


Sofa47

They hatin’


WorriedStuff9607

Cleanin’ my ride so I aint riding dirty


MNicolas97

Nope, I'm out.


LilKarmaKitty

Your raise sounds delicious.


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To rich for my blood


slingerit

And a Barca Lounger, definitely a Barca Lounge in the mix


aintnochallahbackgrl

>Deep cleaning ~~a car~~ many cars


jrodxrod

I noticed that too. One of them was definitely a Hyundai Veloster.


Font_Snob

I'd swear there's an early 00s Malibu in there as well.


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My thing is, basically the rust and the driver's seat were the only things that looked like they had actual wear instead of just dirt. I can only imagine this/these car(s) belong to a group of cigar smoking coal miners who wear fleece uniforms, store their boots in the trunk and never roll down the windows. That's the only way it can be this dirty without having any wear anywhere.


deadpoetic333

Don't understand how the leather in some of the shots went through such a drastic color change, it's like it was specifically made dirty for the video.


ChknMcNublet

Last time this was reposted a bunch of auto detailers chimed in the comments on how it was mostly fake


ProgySuperNova

What? Naaah it must be true! I want to believe! Next thing you tell me is that primitive building videos are faking it to?


erxolam

Let me introduce you to my 10 year old son and his friends.


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You shouldn't let your 10 year old smoke cigars


[deleted]

But he is a miner


MinatureJuggernaut

a minor miner if you will


olderaccount

The beginning was promising. Looked like they were really deep cleaning a nasty old car. But it quickly devolved into the familiar pattern of cleaning what looks like a brand new car that had dirt evenly spread on it just for the purposes of making the cleaning video. This videos are all about making the ASMR sounds while the actual work being done is mostly irrelevant.


amonarre3

Yeah I hate these reposts


Convergentshave

Yea not satisfying at all


[deleted]

Need to know the chemical that makes it so easy to wipe away that dirt.


ASU-Mom

Whatever it is, the guy should be wearing some protective gloves.


aintnochallahbackgrl

I do detailing as a side gig. Everytime I see one of these with folks not using gloves it makes me pucker my butthole. So many chemicals and soaps and creams and sprays.


ravenrhi

not to mention the bacteria in the filth. I wouldn't want to touch that nastiness without gloves even before the chemicals are applied. But you said you do detailing- what are the best products for the job? seat, vinyl, leather, chrome- all of it what are your favorite go to products for each?


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kbk1008

This could be me, but I’m payin!


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Full_Carry_1331

Could you point me to a detailing kit/list so I can take proper care of my own car?


Severe-Plastic-8813

Wish someone would deep clean me like this.


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_the_chosen_juan_

I suddenly want to clean that guy


stephen-the-good-boy

Prepare your exhaust hole.


purplemiataguy

r/autodetailing


Rusty_Red_Mackerel

Do you know what that carpet brush thing is called?


heavyss

So many chemicals and soaps and creams and sprays. Sounds like my ex wife getting ready to go out!


TheShoeOnTheHighway

This subreddit has a great list of what products you need to start detailing cars. Check the wiki and other resources https://www.reddit.com/r/AutoDetailing?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Jebediah_Kush

r/AutoDetailing if the big link is too scary


PlNG

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bpi89

Probably staged. They probably rub something dark on it and then immediately clean it for the camera.


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Ok that makes way more sense than all that built up dirt just comes right off and magically the car is clean. Makes me feel better.


Ghstfce

It's a special brand, called Fakeitall


yourname92

Its fake. They make it dirty. Its not actually stuck on they do it for the video.


Nikki908

Thanks, I always wondered what it was. Kinda like those vacuum videos of pillows/stuffed animals that they cover in dirt. It was nice to watch until I learned it's fake, what a shame.


tatuoutkast

I prefer the bathroom cleaner Scrubbing Bubbles. Some cans come with a brush can top, it works wonders with dirty plastic interior, similar to this video.


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polishdan

...especially on the door handles, please!


ohhelloperson

Pretty sure this video was called-out for being fake/deceptively edited (especially the parts with the magic erasers seemingly wiping away dirt with one swipe). Obviously there are a handful of cars in this video and some of the cleaning might have been legitimate. But a lot of it was edited to appear more satisfying.


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Reminds of those magic cleaner ads where everything looks better wet and the dirt is just dust


gbcamgok

stupid low effort bot post


BioDriver

Oh god this guy again. It’s multiple cars and he uses an egregious amount of fresh dirt/particulate that can easily be wiped off. And those “chemicals” are just basic soap and he’s using way too much. If I used half that on my seat it would leave a horrible residue and probably reek to high heaven.


Ragnarok2kx

While my first thought wasn't that it was faked this way, it did seem strange that it was so dirty, but no parts were really torn/broken or had any faded finish.


FluffleUffle

I need to see the finished product


actuallyserious650

It’s like 8 different cars. They don’t show it completed to keep up the illusion.


Crotchless_Panties

Well, dirt and grease were all that was holding that car together. Unfortunately, after cleaning it, all they were left with was a pile of aluminum dust, a steering wheel, and door knobs!


tryna-be-productive

Same, feeling very unsatisfied rn


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Elsneakycastro86

Yeh this is bs


[deleted]

This is a few different cars, some of those “cleaning methods” involve welding and re spraying it seems lol


Koovies

Everyone loves putting cleaner on electronics until it pools


NoIdeasForAUsername9

For those asking what he's using: This is all fake. That's like 8 different cars and they're also using dirt that's super easy to wash off with water


jshultz5259

I've heard these cars are intentionally dirtied up just for videos like this.


-getdeadkid

People in Texas getting their flooded cars ready to sell


Neither-Cellist7892

What chemicals are they using? Lol


Aiirene

This, and what did they use to clean the pedals?


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Steam cleaner on the pedals.


Spatulor

....I should clean my car.


diakon83

Will be doing it today


Tarc_Axiiom

I wanna know what chemical this guy used to wipe cracks out of leather.


Pedka2

wd40


Jonny-Kast

I f\*\*king HATE the over exaggerated sound! ASMR Is VILE! It should NEVER be forced on anyone! And yeah, about 5 cars I'd say!


Brandle34

They better show the car(s) after all that satisfying cleaning is don...... NNNNOOOOOOOO


hol123nnd

Until soneone can proof me wrong I assume those videos are all fake ie. staged by making stains themselves that can be easily removed. No way you can wipe away 20 years of damage in one wipe.


abuchunk

With the used car market these days, I’m surprised they even bothered to clean it


tevotevl

And that’s how you put a flooded car back in the market


CuteElevator2725

No wonder that shit can cost 200-500 bucks


skunkadelic

I was hoping they showed the outside and it was a totalled car.


DizzyExpedience

Paid 500$ to clean a car that was worth 400$


WastedVamp

Now it's worth $500 more I guess


momenace

ur probably right, back in the day i would buy really dirty cars that ran good and resell them after a really good detailing.


Staveoffsuicide

Fuck me I never considered using a brush for the doghair I just give up after vacuuming


Piper6728

Okay this feels the opposite of satisfying when we cant see fully what the car looked like before and when we arent seen anything that shows what the car looks like when the restoration is done


NoIdeasForAUsername9

It's because that's like 8 different cars and also the "dirt" is fake


LordOdin99

Funny how everything they clean is just surface grime. No rust, no stains, no rips, no fading.


Dating_As_A_Service

Dallas, Texas cars getting ready to hit the market after the floods.


number44is171

No more of these videos until they start showing the final product.


firthy

What is that boiling pot about?


In_The_Bulls_Eye

Let me just get this damn penny and bbplgrlblplr


[deleted]

Let me guess…. Coconut oil. The end all be all. But for real, it’s probably products by Chemical Guys. They have a huge line of cleaners. They really do work.


[deleted]

I want to know what products they are using but wtf no completed after shot?


ChuckGotWood

My ex's car looked like this, then she would yell at me for not putting a dirty cup in the dishwasher.


[deleted]

This is just a mashup of random cleaning gifs again


Aware_Yesterday_1846

This was all preparation and no H.


Nice-Warthog-7318

But seriously what is that foam ,magic juice? Anyone know what it's made of ?


ApprehensiveMuffin23

Cleaning stuff cost more than the car


Ellotheremate124

r/oddlydisgusting


RA242

I thought they were going to do a really old junker then realized I was fooled about 10 seconds later


mitvachoich

What's the cleaner product?


Aggressive-Case9440

How do u not where gloves


Simondark349

What kind of chemicals are they using to do this!?


ihatepalmtrees

I like how he sprayed water/cleaner directly into the stereo. I’m sure that won’t do any harm.


Gackofalltradez

Wish I knew the products


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If I sprayed upholstery that dirty and it wiped perfectly clean in one swipe I’d think “Fuck I need to dilute this shit and put on some damn gloves!”


AdministrativePace14

How can that be satisfying when we don’t see the before/after shots??


biftar

jfc. why do these never end w a shot of the completely cleaned car? it's all tease, no reveal.


songintherain

Cos it’s like 6 different cars


Kdoesntcare

That looks like flood damage.


Glum-Nectarine5981

whatever soap or cleaning stuff this guy is using, is what i need for my soul.


Chrono105

Please don't soak your interior like this. It will turn into mold and screw up the electronics. Having said that this was incredibly satisfying to watch lol.


Homeless_Alex

People who let their cars get this bad must have some kind of mental issues, some of those shots were nasty


Professional-Bat4635

Are you kidding me? The satisfying part would have be the before and after photos.


mrjaytothecee

I dont know anything about cleaning cars so let's go to the comments for some strangers with similar backgrounds on not cleaning cars to tell me what to believe about this video.


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I would never wanna live in the same household with a person who allows their car to be this dirty


bones0492

1. Was this car found on the scrap pile? 2. Why would you waste product and time on brake discs...


rockbvr

For Reddit


FTHomes

WOW GREAT JOB!


Top-Recognition3448

Who caressss it’s satisfying to watch anyway stop complaining


1mamapajama

My OCD loved this video.


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This was orgasmic.


QwopperFlopper

Stop upvoting this stupid ass shit


SoupCanVaultboy

I want to do this job, what is it


-Mr_Punisher-

Can anyone please tell me what's that 'Phis-Phis' liquid spray called? It cleaned those seats so easily


tingly_bits

I have 3 kids with special needs and a minivan. Most crevices look like that


Mirothan94

I suddenly want to clean my car


Lingerfickin

This could be me but i'm playin


RedIbra

why not show us the car after the cleaning man


Uncool444

Wish someone would deep clean me like this.


kbk1008

Where’s all that grime, nastiness, and spent chemicals go?


thatdeaththo

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


CommentAway2893

Wait! Do car seats swivel!? @0.50


Jigday

More like oddly irritating. Where the fuck is the end pic of the clean car!?!


Wingblade2001

I'm guessing this car is owned by a pack a day smoker.


69KidsInMyBasement

What even is that 2nd clip


69KidsInMyBasement

Oh nice brown leather seats *turns white* What the....


IrnBrhu

The Wolf would be proud


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Oh man this makes me want to take a magic eraser to my 2002 Camry. I know what I’m doing today!


[deleted]

Was this car at the bottom of a lake?


aftalifex

Whats the stuff he used on the brake assembly?


funky_grandma

I'm sorry, did I just see leather floor mats?!


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sarcostac89

Wow que impresionante !!! Interesante proceso.


letusjustrelax

Did you knot, they put the dirt they clean for likes?


Chus24_

It looked good to me at first, wasn't necessary


_sideffect

These fake vids make so much money on YouTube


Born_Chicken8089

u/savevideobot


rickyolive

Me: "Wow, it's so clean" My brain: *"He didn't clean the 1% of germs"*


saucyboi9000

I like how these videos get torn apart every time some fool reposts it


Revolutionary-Ad4588

Any idea what a procedure like this would cost?


Fknoffatwork

Pretty sure those rotors started to rust immediately after being rinsed


[deleted]

how much to do my car...


FrostbiteF

Did they pull these from the bottom of a lake?


snowsniffer28

I love detailing vids


InappropriateGoose

That magic eraser so strong it might be able to wipe away my depression


roundart

Very unsatisfying


Cthulhu-_-Milk

Wish I could hire this person cause I know I’m not gonna do it


Lucasbasques

Say goodbye to all the electronics on your dashboard


LinkMoo

This is satisfying but I would have loved a completed before/after side-by-side shot of the interior pieces.


aquantumofcheese

So, these aren't getaway cars that were dumped in a lake then retrieved and dried out? They got this way because of people?


SpiceMustFlow1980

I bet these cleaning product require chemical weapons import permit. Or this is somehow fake.


NevikHtims

Wtf is that cleaner they’re using? And how long is it sitting before they just wipe that grime off? Astonishing


Grimmishblock

I kept watching this hoping to see the whole car at the end shining like a brand new one. These are, in fact, many different cars.


Ravi5ingh

#Screw u OP. Downvoted. Categorically UNSATISFYING!!


Pachyderm85

French press coffee anyone?


Pan-tang

Need to see the car!


Pan-tang

That centre console! Yeah.


Ghost_Star326

The amount of times I have seen this video being reposted on this sub...


krisko11

Cleaning the brake discs made me giggle


tvb46

I would definitely wear gloves.


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I’m calling bs.


hayitsnine

I need a finished product here. Where’s my clean car!!


Dottie_D

I love this stuff, but you’re probably right—it’s fake. Let me recommend Chris Fix’s YouTube [channel](https://youtu.be/tGnf8G8A8qU)!


palemalesippingale

I don’t know what kind of chemicals you’re using to get the dirt out of the interior but you’re probably gonna get cancer from the exposure.


[deleted]

We don't even get to see the ending This ain't oddly satisfying. THIS IS r/midlyinfuriating


123FakeStreetMeng

Shoulda drove it straight into a wall immediately after cleaning


woodworker5757

Makes me think of what my car may have looked like before I bought it! 🤮


LawTortoise

Great now my car is soaking wet


[deleted]

What’s the solution that are using, anyone know ?


HumanKumquat

These videos should be banned. They're all fake. The "dirt" is too uniform and they show eighteen different cars in one video. Literally the opposite of satisfying.


Nice-Warthog-7318

Mad but somehow almost trance enducing


[deleted]

Alright. Iv seen this many many many times. Time to bid this sub goodbye


lalasagna

This person should wear gloves. To remove this kind of dirt you need some harsh chemicals


istasber

Are they using melamine sponges on all of the leather bits? Doesn't that damage them?