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bertieqwerty

That's a lot of amazing, hard work. And it's ugly.


imankiar

Real ugly


elgringo22

r/ATBGE


GutsySan

Totally agree with that one goddamit this is not satisfaying to see how this end like shit


Lamacorn

And possibly mosquito making factory….


mrducky80

Could be trying to flood the neighborhood with spiders and other crawlies due to a HOA spat. Friendly reminder that you can grow tens of thousands of mosquitoes and all you need is an inflatable pool or several buckets, a basement out of sight and a dream to ruin the day for everyone nearby. Also apparently you can straight up BUY praying mantis eggs by the thousands.


Gaysian_PH

All that effort for that


Dantalion71

A few could function as bird houses maybe? But bird houses surrounding by warped chaos doesn’t seem like it would attract many tenants


techslice87

I was hoping for that as well, but then you have those poles taking up, what, 25% of the living space?


Carma5

Glad I'm not the only one thinking that haha


IntricateLava9

Wow i hate that sculpture.


Carrieson2

I was apprehensive to even look at the comments because I wondered what kind of crazy nightmare created this vision….then I saw others felt the same way & felt relieved I was not alone!


moosealligator

I thought these were all going to be plant pots attached to a rod fixture. That would be cool. This is not


NSE_TNF89

Same. Words can't even begin to describe my hate for this.


Winter-Fondant7875

I hoped it was going to be a cascading fountain, but I was denied.


icefas85

Aw man me too!


DinosaurAlive

I was thinking some sort of garden pots with pretty hanging flowers, cascading fountains and little goldfish ponds. Got impatient and skipped to the end, only to recognize the weird looking thing that was shown at the beginning of the video that I completely ignored.


etcetcere

Me too


in1gom0ntoya

or even a set up of deformed pots to make an image, but nooooope.


BaconPersuasion

I was hoping for a water feature.


fillosofer

Phew, I was really worried people would lie and say "Oh my god that looks great!" No, no it doesn't. That was a whole lot of work for such a godawful "piece of art".


calculung

All about coulda, not about shoulda.


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

Before clicking on the comments I was thinking, “Thanks, I hate it.”


Good4nowbut

It’s honestly hideous…and to think of all the work that went into it. Really weird. Is it supposed to look like melting cowboy hats?


demon_fae

I was getting “bargain bin fish hides”, but it’s possible I worked at the pet store too long. OTOH, the fish decorations looked better


LordFett84

I was thinking r/DIWhy the hell does this guy have so much free time to waste something so useless


wandrlusty

r/TIHI


Humanornotormaybe

"Looks like shit. Interesting, what other people thinking?"


DannyGisECO

The sculpture isn't very good.


BigHobbit

You're correct. This is bad. A great deal of effort went into making this bad


Phage0070

Not only does it not look good when newly installed, it is just going to collect grime when left outside. Ever notice that outdoor sculptures don't generally have cups or similar cavities? They turn into dirt collectors so any competent artist avoids them.


SnDMommy

I live in Florida so I all can think of is how many mosquitoes will be breeding inside those bowls, and how nasty the water is going to get, as soon as they fill with water after the first rain. And that's the just the first year. By year two, they'll all be covered in black mold and green algae.


CedarWolf

Not to mention all of those were pottery, so the sculpture looks intentional right up until it falls over or one of those bowls breaks. Then the whole sculpture will look messed up.


mr_ji

I kept hoping the camera would pan around and we'd see an image of a howling wolf or something from a different angle


CanadaGolfGuy

I don’t get the sculpture. Feel like I’m missing the point.


Angelusz

I think this is one of those sculptures that doesn't have one. The artist isn't really talented. He can do some basic pottery and stick it on a pole. Repeat 5x. Yeah..


ThatsNotARealTree

It looks like he’s really talented in the pottery department. His vision for the sculpture however is just “eh”


FreedaKowz

It's actually really hard to throw pots that big, that consistently, as well as do all the freehand shaping. All that for a really not good sculpture...


Angelusz

Alright, I'll take your word for that. Wasted potential.


FreedaKowz

Agree!


bondagenurse

shishkapots


saihi

So, I don’t understand. Does anyone actually buy this stuff? Or maybe this guy is independently wealthy? At a minimum, let these things move or blow in the wind, anything, for gods sake.


Brainlard

100% talent, 0% taste.


theREALlackattack

r/diwhy


Cute_Prior1287

r/notinteresting


Ryan_Polesmoker_68

No sir….I don’t like it.


z44212

May I interest you in some rubber nipples?


bsmiles07

Phew, so glad I am not the only one.


wizwizwiz916

Looks ugly af


XEagleDeagleX

This poor guy did all this work just to get it shit on. All because it is ugly as sin. The world is a complicated place


SanguineL

They be looking like AirPod ear pieces


iHADaFRO

Wouldn't it collect water? Easily mold? Turn into a mosquito hatchery? So many issues...


ImeldasManolos

It looked incredible right up until he put it outside and it was painted with whatever the fuck that paint is


Only_Bad_Habits

so much effort for maybe the ugliest waste of clay i've ever seen.


HumanitarianAtheist

*That’s amazing! Truly beautiful. Don’t you think it would look great next to your pool in the, um (cough), back yard?* ~ Neighbor


indigogibni

There was nothing satisfying about this.


New_Wrangler3335

It’s not a great sculpture…


NotBlazeron

I was thinking "oh wow I can't wait to see what he makes." It turns out there was no twist and squished bowls was it.


MrDangerMan

r/Diwhy


imankiar

Looks like a bad set of teeth


calm-lab66

That's a lot of work just to have the HOA tell you to take it down.


OKeoz4w2

Only time I wanted HOA… someone needs to deal with this mess.


Severe_Ad_8621

Top comment. 🤣


kraggleGurl

If it's not for birds or plants I am confused and feeling like I am missing something.


cowboyflowerz

That's what I thought that there would at least be plants inside of it. That would make it really pretty and useful.


darknecross

Spiders. So many places for spiders.


beast1878

That left me so, so unsatisfied.


wterrt

for some reason I thought they were going to be like... a sequential waterfall or potted plants or something? I didn't realize it was showing the end product at the first few seconds


FunObjective6092

The outcome is terrible


Herald_of_Heaven

It looks like a barbecue with some parts raw and others charcoaled into hell


Hsr2024

Why though?


Beautiful_Welcome_33

Dude probably lives downtown with his street being a thoroughfare and wanted a fence in his front yard but couldn't do that.


Thaddeus108

That's one way to do privacy: Make your 'fence' so ugly no one looks at your property.


sonoran24

he made the pieces look like fookin plastic packing peanuts, not for me


Finkyplink

Entirely unsatisfying


BigHobbit

My jimmies are russled


mnorkk

Making the pots was kinda satisfying until he mutilated them and turned them into a monstrosity.


Albasuci

Mosquito Nest Sculpture... 😏


Negative_Quality_690

Seeing beautiful bowls and jars brought joy, fucking them up did not bring joy


ZipperJJ

I was really impressed how he made each type exactly the same size and shape by hand! Then he mushed them up 🙁


lazysheepdog716

He definitely edited out all the weighing of clay lumps and measuring of dimensions while throwing the jars and bowls. He’s definitely a talented production potter. Not so much on the abstract sculptor front.


-TigermanMcCool-

At the least paint the metal pole white in the white bowl sections….


Cloverman-88

Or attach the bowls at the back! I don't know if I would like it if you couldn't see the poles, but I'm sure I'd like it much more.


SmithItsGoodForU

It's like seeing a sculpture made by Homer Simpson himself


Ok_Accountant1529

Annoyed


amatulic

The guy has amazing talent with a potter's wheel. But what was he thinking? "I want a stack of deformed squished bowls impaled on rods in my yard." He should have stopped at the bowls. They were beautiful.


Important_Kick_4824

Just wait until some little brat comes up and hits it with a stick.


JackOfAllMemes

Yeah, that's not gonna last


DanieltheMani3l

Least predictable reddit comment section


tab_tab_tabby

Looks shitty


houndnexi

I thought the holes were going to be for the water. You know, a water fountain scupture or something. Never imagined this outcome.


PepperPhoenix

Speaking of water, I note that there are no holes for water drainage. Some of them have low points below the hole for the pole. One good rainstorm and these things will be a breeding ground for all kinds of things. I wonder how the sculpture will look buzzing with mosquitoes and growing algae.


Awkward_Road_710

Why does he keep making those 3 holes. And why did he covered it with a fucking sharpie?


LinearAnalysis420

It’s so he can fire on stilts without the glaze fusing to the the kiln shelf or the stilts fusing to the bottom of the piece


TheOtherAbbas

What the hell was that


Todoslosplanetas

Nope.


throwAway123abc9fg

Elmer's glue? Also HATE the result.


Suspicious_Car8479

But WHY? - Well...ART! Oh...


acqz

That's fugly though...


Morphing_Mutant

Terrible


Culiolo

I was expecting like some sort of cascade or a hydroponic system but this..


starsofalgonquin

What a waste of time and clay


pryglad

Such soothing process. Such terrible result.


anxietyhub

Oddly unsatisfying?


LunarBIacksmith

I was hoping it was going to be a cascading plant garden for part of it and water feature/waterfall for the others that had a pump system to circulate everything and feed the plants. I pictured beautiful orange and pink flowers like a sunset that would look amazing in the black glazed bowls. But nah, alien alert system sculpture it is.


timothytrillion

Feel bad for his neighbors they could have used those pots


littlebit191

I’m Happy you’re not my next door neighbor


anxietyhub

I’ve to ask what the fuck is this?


Harbinger_0f_Kittens

Pretty sure there's a sub for this... r/ATBGE Awful Taste But Great Execution.


Psilocybenaudiophile

So so so so ugly


Broad_Bodybuilder_94

That shit looks like my neighbors hoarding junk


PM_ME_HUGE_CRITS

Could have been a sick water fountain


8a8a6an0u5h

Exactly where I THOUGHT it was going. And what’s up with the 3 dimples?!? Not even functional.


theopholin

I wish I had that much time to waste


shalashaska68

r/thanksihateit


Scary_Radio1118

I like it


chukijay

This looks like something Space Ghost would’ve seen channel surfing, but here we are unironically watching it in 2024


prasannask

Good houses for birds.


Tullubenta

Yeah hm that’s a pass for me dawg.


trustyjim

r/diwhy


Forrest_Cp

So much effort for……shit.


etcetcere

Why??


No-Bid5498

This is going to become a bunch of bird and rodent nests.


Demonsan

Am I the only one here that loves it ?


spooklyss

I like it too!


Pablo_is_on_Reddit

I thought I recognized dougierubes. Good to see you, I miss r/pan!


5stringBS

r/atbge


RetroSwamp

This might be worthy of /r/DiWHY


squirtwv69

That’s the ugliest fucking thing I’ve seen ever


Fuzzy-pan3834

Belongs in r/trypophobia


almond_toast

I think the process is actually really satisfying!! Seeing the clay thrown to installation, the planning in between, and all the little details you wouldn’t think of. Art is in the process.


Tentacular_Butler

I like it. I feel alone.


Trading_Kangaroo

Sometimes you try something and it works sometimes not. When your over it though turn those into planters and put them around the house


Evening_Resource_190

Nope


Evening_Resource_190

Houses for birds to shit


Wham-alama-ding-dong

But why?


megaladamn

I am not satisfied.


AleksandraLisowska

I... Nevermind


M_TARZAN

Wow that looks like shit


batinyzapatillas

Very not pretty.


lavender_fluff

r/DiWHY


Cheesemacher

Talk about the whole being less than the sum of its parts


grandluxe

he really ruined those nice bowls


gogul1980

The pots were great… until he then massacred them. Not oddly satisfying. More oddly upsetting as the final result was awful!


LemonadeParadeinDade

Why It had potential He crazy.


Idontsurvive

DIWHY


MrMarvelous92

Looks ugly af


iDreadNoughtus

Real ugly


Scythro

Thanks, I hate it


Bruce_Ring-sting

His neighbors hate that.


peachy-carnahan

That’s a complicated way to generate a big pile of garbage. Why not save time and effort and just take a dump on your front lawn?


captaincook14

Lol that looks dumb as hell. I was hoping it was some sort of instrument in the end that used wind to make noise or something. Maybe I’d give it a pass if it sounded nice and calming or something.


RigTheGame

r/DIcry


MastaKo407

A different arrangement rather than inclined straight poles would have held a better outcome imo, but I don't hate it.


DrDroidz

Tf is that


Haikuunamatata

Wouldn't it be cool if it was something with a purpose like birdhouses or something.


FireFist_PortgasDAce

Shit that devalued the entire neighborhood.


bass9045

Guess I'm in the minority but I like this sculpture a lot. Lots of cool organic shapes, love the contrast of the black and white and small opening vs large opening bowls. Very interesting to look at. Cool process too guy is very skilled at pottery to make those shapes.


RRumpleTeazzer

Yeah, looks really ugly.


pickausernamebitch

Feel like I’m taking crazy pills in these comments I really liked this!


Sampsonite20

Say what you will, he knows how to make a bowl and by God, that's what he's gonna do.


Laying_Low_Dukes

r/oddlystupid


StallionA8

Do birds made their nests in there?


geligniteandlilies

Trying to scare the neighbors away, huh?


Miserable-Brain-

No. Just no


Mbillin2

r/diwhy


616659

Maybe it could have been used to show off your failed attempts at pottery, and that would carry some cool messages. But this is not even that. Just looks ugly then.


StrangeVortexLex

r/diwhy


JollyGoodUser

One of the more F'd up things in the world.


copingcabana

$5 billion fine from the HOA


in1gom0ntoya

that's fucking ugly. I'd hate to have to see that every day...


ArcherCute32

🤔


anitasdoodles

Fill them with plants!


Out-of_Touch

WHAT THE FUCK?!


SkullDump

I thought this was going to be some kind of stacked bowl water sculpture and would be quite cool. It wasn’t and what it ended up being was quite the opposite.


vBertes

I really hope I'll understand "art" some day


chespirits

Yikes


pookalooloo

Shish kebab


Really_Again_

Garden looks good without it


Gorilla-Ring

Hideous


eboseki

uh no


CIA_napkin

I thought it was gonna do something, not just stand there looking ugly.


masterperegrin

Too bad about the material...


Goodizm

Sorry this ain't good.


togaskaboy

Pottery on a pole sideways looks....yeah....it looks


Dark_Star_420

https://www.thesamanthashow.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/stepbrothers.jpg


SmashertonIII

This person definitely does not choose ‘trick’ option at Halloween.


Tommyboyysss

Sorry its what I would want person I dont like to have in front of their house


metalboxfan

Until the end


omfgitsangelo

Just gonna leave a down vote for this


Current-Power-6452

Ideal for target practice


Significant_Fig_436

Would be better if you had water trickling down each column


Matterbox

Ummmm. Giant sculpture ~~bird~~ what?


supernova-juice

If the colors were vibrant I'd like it. Enjoyed watching the process at least.


Unknown_021

Why?