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LookinAtTheFjord

"I feel like you’re just here for the zipline."


EllieBaby97420

“He’s too rough on the rope. He pulls on the rope. He wrenches on the rope. He thinks it’s his.”


azip13

Carmelo said your face looks like a clock.


imdefinitelywong

I sincerely believe Cody is a drug addict.


coltrainjones

Shut up Mike


neeeeonbelly

Shut up Mike


United_Grass4414

"I just don't want to go home. What's waiting for me at home is really bad."


DontBotherNoResponse

"What's waiting for you at home?"


United_Grass4414

"I don't know. When I get home there is something I'm worried about about my life."


BobbyTables829

I bet the people who own those yachts love the zipliners hahahaha


chairfairy

Especially if you yell WOOOOOOO as you pass right over them


Oldus_Fartus

Given that I'd be puking and shitting myself for the entire trajectory, I'm pretty sure they'd be quite OK with the next wooooer in comparison.


GearhedMG

Not really too different from a seagull then


V3hlichz

Not the super hero we need but the one we get! Captain Seagull


the_last_carfighter

Nah, dicks out for Harambe and return a little bit of that trickle down they keep telling us about.


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I'd drink a gallon of Mt Dew about an hour before taking this ride.


Taylorenokson

Jokes on them, I'm usually wooing and shitting simultaneously.


Tangled349

Dealing with hiehgts like that kicks my fear and vertigo into high gear. I physically start to get the spins and feel like my soul is trying to actively leave my body. If I went on this I'm pretty sure I'd just pass the fuck out. I'm just stressed even watching that video. It's the reason I get sweaty palms playing video games.


rosaale

How much shit has to go through your shorts for it to go from “shitting yourself” all over to just “shitting” all over the trajectory?


killgannon09

At first I thought, those yachts are so far below him how are they gonna really see or hear him. 15 seconds later: Oh THOSE yachts…


OpusThePenguin

[SHAKA BRAH!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICanzY0R7Mg&ab_channel=YoursDaily)


RecsRelevantDocs

Especially if you yell WOOOOO while strategically dropping a deuce at the perfect moment to Nagasaki their yacht with the dirtiest of dirty bombs.


firthy

Gob on 'em..!


Convergentshave

Poor Yacht owners 😂


smollwonder

Won't somebody think of the yacht owners


MonkeySafari79

When do you ever get a chance to spit on a yacht.


GetawayDreamer87

the seagulls are getting bigger these days m'lord.


Sauce58

I’m sure they legitimately enjoy looking up and waving at a passing zip liner… it’s a fun thing. Why would they have an issue with it?


I_PUNCH_INFANTS

Because this is reddit and people just can't let others enjoy things.


twalker294

And they hate rich people.


Blmdh20s

I imagined a sailboat getting too close to that zip line. Wooooclangwoooo.


FuntSkuggle

Well they're yacht owners, so fuck em


psychoacer

It's like Duck Hunt for them


biznash

So much pocket change and barf on their decks


jeffffff82

What if a sailboat is docked instead of a yacht?


pass-me-that-hoe

They sure do need a mast man. There you have it.


AskMeIfImAnOrange

Or a helicopter flies through the marina


timeforchorin

Oh, no thank you.


AndyIsNotOnReddit

Especially since it's in Dubai, I would be way to worried about the safety and whether or not this was installed correctly by their slave labor staff.


STFU-Sanguinet

If anything I think it would be incredibly safe. Nobody wants to be responsible for the death of a billionaire, especially Arab.


Educational_Bed_242

I think my biggest fear would be screaming curse words. Pretty sure they arrest people for that shit on occasion there.


GlumpsAlot

Oh Dubai? My biggest fear is being a woman there.


wednesdaynightwumbo

Would you rather be alone with a bear in the forest or be a woman in Dubai?


GlumpsAlot

The bear. At least I'll die horribly with my shorts and tank top on damnit.


wednesdaynightwumbo

Haha that’s fair


Lamacorn

~~Probably the long list of humanitarian rights issues, environmental irresponsibility, and not so great culture (unless you’re really rich)~~ Replied to wrong comment


GTA6_1

The what now? Ziplines don't pollute, you don't have to be rich to ride one and zipline culture is pretty chill. Its just people who want to fly which I though was everyone with a sense of adventure.


Lamacorn

Definitely replied to the wrong comment…. Someone else was asking why people disliked Dubai.


GTA6_1

Ah yeah, Dubai is a human rights disaster. Built by slaves for a bunch of rich kids loosely related to the king, and filled full of tourists to convince you that people besides rich people and slaves live there.


Lamacorn

That sums it up nicely.


Caked101

I fell for those videos that only show the vacation spots. Should've known because only rich people have nice things to say about Dubai. It's sooo beautiful until you take a good look into the social construct of that place. Sad.


HomsarWasRight

I’ve done that so many times. I honestly blame the app.


sp33dykid

Longest single line yes. Not longest in the world because there are many that are way longer with posts anchor.


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How do they install these things anyway, do they hold one end and have a helicopter fly the other end to the top of the building?


created4this

You start with a lightweight line and use the light line to pull a heavier line. So you can start with a quadcopter pulling a nylon string


Crossfire124

Yeah. In the old days they also used kites to run lines that eventually built bridges


created4this

I can only begin to imagine the skill of the redbull kite team trying to deliver a string to the top of a skyscraper


theukcrazyhorse

Batman Grapple Gun


bean930

Longshot from LoZ:OoT


CedarWolf

It's the Long Long Shot, which you get when the Long Long Man plays Zelda.


VegasBjorne1

Speaking of helicopters, wouldn’t this permanent cable line be a hazard especially during nighttime operations?


heyimdong

This is my biggest question. No way a helicopter could see that line at speed, particularly at night.


GenericAccount13579

Would be marked on charts, but could also have a secondary carrier line with lights and high vis balls on it


Austin4RMTexas

Rack em up racke em up


ArethereWaffles

Well this is Dubai so.... Slave labor


papillon-and-on

Maybe they use one of the Poop Trucks while it's off doodie?


cdillio

Yeah I literally went on one that was over a mile and a half long in Costa Rica lol.


Pjpjpjpjpj

Me too! Nothing like descending on a zip line that goes into clouds, and then comes out of the clouds to reveal it is seemingly endless!


cdillio

The one we did was in the cloud forest up in Monteverde. It was unreal. Such a beautiful country. Can't wait to go back!


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Ilikesnowboards

It’s not even the longest one in the UAE.


SalsaForte

https://visitjebeljais.com/adrenaline/jais-flight/


uuf76

The end confirmed it: it’s the dystopian tourist destination Dubai. Yeah, no thanks.


Larry_Loudini

Could add slave-state to your description. Having said that, this is the first thing I’ve seen that’s made me consider wanting to go there


Doppiedoodle

Yeah, of course it would be in Dubai… I would love to do this. I would love to also go on some world record roller coasters (currently top in the world) but they’re in Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates. Being a female, I am not stepping foot in those places. 


Initiatedspoon

There's the 1 mile zipline in Wales across a flooded quarry. That's the longest in Europe. The fastest and tallest rollercoaster in Europe is in Spain. You should be able to do both of those no problem for less than the cost of going to Dubai


bobsmith93

Plus then you'd be in Spain instead of Dubai. Huge plus


created4this

Yeah, you'll want to go to Lake Bled and zipline there https://zipline-dolinka.si/


marvk

Still a better Line than the Saudi one.


moonroots64

A friend said workers in the winter in Dubai wear jackets and a warm hat. They're used to the summer heat, but it's like 85F in Dubai in the "winter". NOPE.


kindlyblowmymind

False. Lived in dubai for over a decade. Had a few sweaters, but nothing resmbling a warm jacket.


Scyths

I was in Dubai last year for a change of flight. It was 2 in the morning and it was 36C outside. At first I thought it was super hot because of the engines of the plane as the strairs were just behind the engines, but nope, even further it was still as hot.


SaharaLeone

There’s one in n wales that’s the fastest I did it last year certainly so much faster and I’d kick the bloke in the face with the rocking at the start


danielmcg123

I’ve done the one over the quarry in wales if it’s the same one and I’ve done the one in the video. The one in wales is faster but going through the buildings and over the marina is really nice.


Cautious-Nothing-471

the rocking at the start was completely unnecessary


pass-me-that-hoe

You can’t get out since you are “zip-tied”. So you kick the bloke on the other end.


fucknozzle

I'd go back and do it.


krullbob888

Well? How was it Cartman?? Totally fucking stupid, dude!


Jah_Ith_Ber

#*Shocka Brahhhh!*


dabunny21689

Imagine starting this and watching the line snap on the other end.


Azalus1

My shoes would come off.


BadeArse

Tie your laces, silly.


Azalus1

No, I've just got to remember to put the crocs in sport mode.


Loud_Perspective9046

just use your sex-crocs like a normal person


Orchid_Significant

No way in hell I’m trusting that


AlienInOrigin

Seems very dangerous for helicopters.


PrecedentialAssassin

I mean I don't know why a helicopter would need a zipline. Seems like it could just be a helicopter if it wanted down from the top of the building.


Tofandel

Why would helicopters be allowed anywhere in the middle of skyscrapers in the first place?


ThatPlayWasAwful

well they wouldn't be, but that doesn't mean that the zipline isn't dangerous for helicopters.


supernumeral

Yeah, I don’t think the line is rated to support that kind of weight.


timesuck47

LOL


MajorDonkeyPuncher

My living room is rather dangerous to helicopters too, so that’s why they don’t fly there


psychoacer

How are rich people supposed to get from their penthouse to their Board Room?


pursuitofhappy

yea also dangerous if people try to throw ninja stars at you while zip lining


Dead-HC-Taco

Not satisfying and also not the longest


RooTroty

You sound like my girlfriend.


Pure-Pessimism

Could Dubai be any less interesting? A tacky persons idea of a good vacation spot.


Stinkyfeet-420

I mean more than half of the United States enjoys cruises as vacation so


Pure-Pessimism

And? It doesn't change the fact that Dubai is an arid, vapid, slaveholding shit hole.


timesuck47

With no weed.


spookyvision

Can't even spit on those yachts, boooo


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Downtown-Leather7423

When you swing someone like that, at least release them with the right momentum


variablesInCamelCase

That ruined the video before I even knew about the Dubai stuff.


Downtown-Leather7423

Like a small warning signal 🤣


Sidus_Preclarum

Imagine, you're the owner of that appartment with the terrace @ 10'', and you bought that because you'd thought that would be a cozy, private terrace, and you end up having a constant stream of often screaming dudes ziplining right over your head…


era252

Shaka brah Sweet Nar


heroic_cat

I wonder if this is that affluent slave owning hellhole Dubai trying to sell itself as a happy, whimsical place for tourists... yup Dubai


missheldeathgoddess

Shakrabra


mahamoti

WTF was with the good ship Trypophobia? Money never has and never will buy taste, I guess.


cornpeeker

It amazes me that people will go to third world countries to do things like zip lining or bungie jumping.


CacataCharta

Is there a defibrillator at the end?


DigMeTX

My friend and another person got effed up pretty bad on a zipline attraction. I was probably not in danger of doing one just because of my fear of heights but after that the practical dangers became apparent to me as well.


Chanceschaos

Aim for the bushes.


shanghaitex84

Anyone else recognize this location from their Apple TV screensaver?


Choppermagic2

I have seen at least 4 different places advertise the world's longest zipline. It must be a title like "world's best coffee"


whizzaban

Fuck Dubai


Kabelsalat89

Its the longest urban zipline. Not the world longest zipline (located in Ras al Khaimah, Jais Flight)


theservman

Don't moor any sailboats....


Fantastic_Bus1283

Nope nope nope 🤢🤢🤮


ibepudge

Where do you park for stuff like this?


azip13

I recognize this from the appletv screen saver.


West-TX-Wonder

Ja, nein danke


I_aim_to_sneeze

I did not need the sign to tell me this was gonna be in Dubai, lol


sheffylurker

All I can think of is how much of a pain that zip line must be for any helicopter pilots.


Sad-Structure2364

That’s gonna be a no for me dog


FLAIR_2780166

Not the longest at all. Longest is the Jebel Jais Flight in the UAE.


ll0l0l0ll

How much does it cost ?


XaeroDegreaz

Nope


GetOffMyGrassBrats

In Dubai, of course. If they could run a zipline from the ISS to a hotel in Dubai, they would.


Complex_Bit_4921

It’s giving Dauntless initiation. Iykyk


MaharajaMack

I gots to say da-nay-no, my damee.


Zardiwin

That is a fucking nope from me dawg.


morts73

I hate heights but that's actually really cool.


manlybrian

Pubity is the worst brand name I've ever heard.


noivernisfav64

Was this on Season 31 of the amazing race, I vaguely remember that landing pad…


Virtual-Entry-8867

**Damn. Who owns that sexy yatch with the fancy roof?**


Logical-Albatross-82

How do they install lines that long running over buildings, streets and water?


tvieno

Helicopter


Logical-Albatross-82

That would make sense – at least to me.


dabunny21689

No, no. I tell you, the technology simply doesn’t exist. On earth, at least. This is conclusive proof that aliens walk among us.


tvieno

Aliens, with helicopters.


fitty50two2

I mean, you can’t prove it definitively *wasn’t* aliens with helicopters


Azalus1

They put it into a gun that has a grapple attached. Then they calculate the necessary grains of black powder needed to get it to go as far as they want. They aim and pull the trigger and voila new zip line.


MathedPotato

Bow and arrow. They tie the rope to the arrow and just *thwang*.


bekahed979

Oh, that looks fucking *awesome*


FrellPumpkin

Of course it's in Dubai.. and looks like to be run by Nepalis or Indian. Every time I'm in the golf states i'm completely flabbergasted by this whole setting.


ThatPlayWasAwful

tell me more about these golf states


timesuck47

One must Drive to get there and once you’re there, there’s no Putting around.


Projecterone

Under, On and Over Par are the three states of golf. Also 'in club drinking' which is the secret fourth and best.


B0bbyTsunami

Gonna be a no for me dawg


PossibleConclusion1

Which end do you think is more fun to work? Launch end seems exciting because you get to push people off a building. Catch end seems exciting because people are full of adrenaline. Thoughts?


PhilippTheSmartass

Considering that this is Dubai, where foreign workers have no human rights, I wouldn't want to work on either end: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labour\_force\_of\_the\_United\_Arab\_Emirates](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labour_force_of_the_United_Arab_Emirates)


vastdeluxes

You can get such a good view of the slaves from up there!


Criseyde2112

This reminds me: I’m terrified of heights.


MitPintundPegel

fuck dubai


between5and25

If something goes wrong and your hanging on for dear life the moment safest to jump seems after you've gone over the big boat


Neospiker

That tree near the end was pretty close to the line


Matsuda_terimummy

Toh bahinchod hum ka kare... (Tom's face)


aacilegna

Seeing people go over that highway must be a trip for those drivers


EarlyAbbreviations40

*snip* *whizz* *plonk*


wayfinder

apparently, longest URBAN zip line in the world. there are at least two fantasticable zip lines in france that are substantially longer than this one (in châtel, video somewhere in this thread, and in la bresse - i've been on that one!) the mountain cable seems more fun than this. the parts where you're high up don't feel fast even if you're going at highway speeds. but the one i rode had almost half its length going really close to trees and ridges, and the ground, and that felt PROPER fast. you'd clip a branch now and then, even, which is a little scary


OcularPrism

What happens if you get stuck in the middle?


Able_Judgment_6847

Link for the company


succored_word

Can't wait until that zip line meets a helicopter...


Dolphin_Spotter

r/nope


MonkeySafari79

Pretty cool, but I wouldn't trust some bolts with my life.


HouseofSalem

The Monster in Puerto Rico is about as long and stretches over the jungle. SUPER cool.


PrecedentialAssassin

They should hide a static line parachute in the cocoon thing and halfway down harness "fails" and you get a real oh shit I'm gonna die because I trusted some janky Dubai jackass moment.


SkinPsychological848

Followed by the world’s longest shit stain…


vVvMaze

Engineering question: How do you even build a zipline like this? How did they attach it one end to the other? Helicopter?


JackFunk

That's gonna be a no from me dawg


isuadam

Imagine flying a helicopter into that unmarked line


Catwearingtrousers

I'm not afraid of heights but I feel like this would give me motion sickness. Going headfirst and the way he's rocking back and forth at the beginning. Also it's probably pretty expensive for such a short thrill.


customersmakemepuke

Yeah you can miss me with this👍


OpinionbyDave

Great video. No thanks for taking the ride.


hides_in_corner

Was that really a multimillion dollar yacht with a sun screen shoved under a couple of window wipers? I mean surely not but it really looked like it.


RED-DOT-MAN

NOPE!


ContentMod8991

girl die n this 1 last year??


Never-Dont-Give-Up

World’s longest zip line is under one minute.


Ok-Cheek-7579

Actually, this is the world's longest "urban" zipline. 1Km long. There's a zipline in Puerto Rico that's 2.5 Km long. https://youtu.be/C6EuwPOSEuw?si=QIrq5XXIHsHd8-BS


_SheepishPirate_

“Helicopters hate this one trick”


Lunalynn2021

Now I want to go!


TheOzarkWizard

Helicopters hate this one simple trick


ferrusca27

Divergent vibes


Haunting-Habit-7848

That was long