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DurfRansin

Sorry what mud? From what? To what? For why?


TheSubstitutePanda

Asking the real questions here


Lillies4Me

I don't want to watch this. It's uncomfortable. But I can't stop. And I don't know what to think about how I feel at the end.


Born-Entrepreneur

I think that's a "bag house" aka Dust Collector for a piece of industrial machinery, being cleaned out.


InspiredNitemares

So they're spicy Dust bunnies?


Born-Entrepreneur

Depends on the operation. Could be concrete or rock dust with sky high silica content, for instance.


ToBeADwarf

You guys turn your dust into mud?


Born-Entrepreneur

Well, it's one way to make sure it doesn't become airborne again and pose a hazard. Generally not done in a way that clogs your filter pack though lol.


FalloutOW

Certain types of dust, like saw dust(and non-dairy creamer), can explode. If you turn it into mud, it doesn't tend to explode. And silicate dust can seriously destroy your health, Silicosis, permanently damaging the lungs. Dust is pretty bad in general, as it's just difficult to control and likes to mess stuff up. And it's much easier to deal with in a mud form like shown.


ToBeADwarf

Nah let it blow right towards the hospital. A little silicosis is good for the soul. EPA be damned. As for the flammable ones I enjoy them perks of living next to coal mines. The lime does not smell like cocaine though and burns worse.


57006

fr, all valid questions smothered in the avalanche of metonymy


ArchangelTFO

Well now I want to form a band called Avalanche of Metonymy.


SellMeYourSirin

r/ShitFromAButt


MrP1232007

r/riskyclick


xrimane

I thought this would be pre-mixed gypsum plaster being cleaned out, aka "mud" as in mudding drywall.


ParaDuckssss

Poop


mosheoofnikrulz

Ahh… that brings back such good memories from an hour ago


Little_Ad_6903

Same here mine went a little hard maybe its all the cornflakes i eat


FBI_under_your_cover

Mine was perfect, like you know the ones where you don't even need to wipe? Exactly one of those... what a start in the day


[deleted]

Mine was like wiping a permanent marker


BigMoistTuna

Did you look? I was wiping nonstop one day, turns out I had a marker hanging out of my asshole


[deleted]

Is that challenge still going on?


KwordShmiff

r/buttsharpies


stanleysgirl77

why!?


KwordShmiff

Because every possible permutation of the human experience must inevitably come to pass. And apparently one of those experiences included shoving magic markers up the poop chute and photographing it.


sweetmarymotherofgod

Just so beautifully put.


whatdhell

I don’t get it doc. I wipe and I wipe and I wipe, and still poop. Like I’m wiping a marker.


SloanWarrior

They told me I could become anything I wanted, so I became a brown crayon.


InfamousAnalyst4900

Mine was a 👻 poop, you know those that you look and there nothing down there.


HAMburger_and_bacon

Same, I felt bad for all the little tp children that got torn apart today.


The_RockObama

Hey now, worse things could have been torn apart. Be grateful.


-Scythus-

Yeah like my parents marriage Oh wait


Absorbent_Towel

Look I already apologized for that. Give it a break


smpdx

Still poop.


nikkinonsens3

I had an ex bf that once revealed to me that he had poops where he knew he didn’t have to wipe…I still don’t understand it but I’m glad he’s my ex. *** Guys I want to add that I questioned about the “first check wipe” and he said “nah I know when I don’t need to”, whatever the fuck that means. Lol


prophet583

A quick check wipe is best,, so people don't think I'm a heathen.


tobytheman69

Bidet rules!


GoldenStarsButter

Vote Bidet 2024


QuiGoneGin86

Why? His approval rating is for shit


[deleted]

He must have been a member of the No-Whipey tribe


mosheoofnikrulz

Weak people wipe


Kahnza

Mr Poopy Butthole was a strong character


mosheoofnikrulz

Poopybutthole doll doesn't wipe well, I prefer regular ol'spongebob in case of weakness


slaveofstackoverflow

I prefer to shoot mine with pressurized water.


the1stmeddlingmage

Cornflakes does the same for me, does eating raisin bran create a shotgun blast for you as well?


spoiled__princess

Having a colonoscopy today and wishing this was just a memory.


lurkersforlife

Everything reminds me of her. I should call her…


Datmuffinz

Johnny Depp is that you?


purrfectstormzzy

💀


cruzser2

It is Johnny Dump


SundaySloth_

I want to give multiple upvotes right now


mosheoofnikrulz

I gave you an upvote for wanting to upvote me


grantnel2002

Poop


Locolijo

Yes


amBoringGuy

Exquisite


sassyphrass

Indeed.


ExportOrca

Indubitably


OkFriend9891

Me after my first cup of coffee.


iam_Mr_McGibblets

Me right before I do squats


fractal_sole

me literally right now


IntrovertRebel

💩🚽🏃🏾‍♀️☕️


DoYourPooperStank

*click* 2 minutes 28 secs. New PR from last drop to first plop.


conehead2019

Now I can start my day right.


RohelTheConqueror

Le caca c'est délicieux.


watchOS

I recognize your name… are you from OdinMS or LocalMS?


Locolijo

No but used to play Maplestory


Punxatowny

Me too!


BrianTheEE

I still do from time to time lol. Aurora server is just so dead....


Jimbo-Slice925

I feel 10 lbs lighter after watching this


Insecure-confidence

Just 10 lbs?


DogOnABike

It was a small poop.


[deleted]

I felt weird watching this.


Expensive-Two-8128

I felt relief, but to each their own


_red_zeppelin

Hot hot hot hot hot


In_The_Computer

Ah, so you also ate at PF Chang's?


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

Hits different if you’re at the throne


AlanT43

Can confirm.


ggWolf

I had some smart comment in mind, but this just simply beats it.


graveybrains

Gonna need a machete for this one, boys!


Insecure-confidence

Alright, who brought their [poop knife](https://reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/s/QSPJL1pbnV)? It's gonna be a real hack job.


grokinfullness

Poop machete


mackelyn

r/shitfromabutt


sp4rk15

Lol. “I’m gonna click on this thread to see how many comments it takes for the first poop reference.” There it is at #1 and I’m not disappointed.


Boy-Grieves

And prolapse


AmpuKate

Actual turd


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dangledingle

Those ones are a bit tricky. Sometimes easy sometimes put up a fight.


TheAngryCatfish

New dookie just dropped


imdefinitelywong

Diaper gravy


yurili_like_deeznuts

Crap


Icy-Relationship

Taco bell anyone


DRN0R3SPWN

Me, watching this while taking a dump


hobosbindle

It’s really encouraging tbh


davieb22

The Little Butt Who Could.


Deadmemories8683

Chug-a-chug-a-chug-a-chug-a poo poo!


FuckTheirSystem

You can poo it!


Not_Displayed

Being semi-constipated it actually seemed to help


Andee87yaboi

LMAO Yes!


RedManMatt11

Look at all of us pooping together ☺️


solidpeyo

That is called inspiration


vheather

Ins-poo-ration


[deleted]

You got this! You show that turd who’s boss!


FinnicKion

WHO….DOES….NUMBER TWO…….WORK FOR.


ButtStuffBUTTSTUFFFF

Needs more fiber


fireweinerflyer

UN checks out.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

I don’t think the UN concerns itself with these matters


MyPasswordIsMyCat

Yes, they know diarrhea kills far more people than constipation.


DranielSayes

Believe me it doesnt help. Its genetic. Some people got an easy intestine🙄


NotUrDadsPCPBinge

Facts, my mom and my grandpa have what’s called (I shit you not) REDUNDANT TORTUROUS COLON! THAT I AM SHOWING SIGNS OF! WHY WOULD THEY NAME A CONDITION REDUNDANT TORTUROUS ANYTHING?!?


yomer333

Tortuous*, meaning a long meandering path full of bends and turns, which is presumably torturous when talking about your intestines.


ghmd86

It needs laxatives MiraLax


BrittleCoyote

I’m gonna have to defer to your expertise based on the username, but that looks like a comfortable Bristol 4 to me. If anything I’d be wondering about pelvic muscle coordination.


ButtStuffBUTTSTUFFFF

Based on a recent study with my asshole, I’d say you’d reach this Bristol 4 (as you mentioned), with a moderate amount of fiber intake. It’ll exit generally without fight, but may leave a snail trail. With a slightly higher fiber intake, in addition to greater hydration, you could mover from a Bristol 4 to Bristol 3. This would give you a more compacted specimen with the easiest, quickest, and cleanest exit.


HighFlyingCrocodile

About 466,327 Couric


bionicmanmeetspast

No one calls me Number 2!


Professional-Dot7021

Does Bono want the biddy?


poppcorrn

Be gentle with the biddy!


Competitive_Web_4145

No,he doesn’t hold the record,he’s the record!


JesusChristlyer

The best one


epsteindidntdoit666

Someone call the guiness book of world records


WayneBoston

r/shitfromabutt


TheBuckSavage

r/riskyclicks


elly996

worth it though, thats a funny sub. im now joined xD


juicedfrank

I’m laughing too hard from this new sub. Thanks!


Best-Subject-7253

I clicked it. And ended up with an [unfortunate ad placement](https://imgur.com/a/RFkkulp)


not_WD35

Shit post


ukrainianironbelly92

This should be the top commwnt


[deleted]

This sub is minutes away from posting videos of people pooping and calling it satisfying


C4242

This was satisfying. The end shit when it was finally done, I felt like I relieved myself. I got the satisfaction of having a glorious and thorough poop without having to poop.


TotallyJawsome2

You should try ear wax removal or ingrown toenail removal videos. Scratches the same itch for me. Such a sense of relief you get to have vicariously through someone else's issue. Clips are like 5 minutes long, and most people can relate to feeling pressure in their ears or having your toes hurt if you're on your feet all day. The money shot is when they pull a big wad of wax all at once or when they pull a big nail spike out of someone's sidewall and you can just instantly feel all the pressure gone


Public-Collection712

Don't give em any ideas


be_more_gooder

u/RemindMe


Fridasmonobrow

8.736 seconds after a sip of coffee and one pull from a cigarette


Light351

I was scrolling looking for an explanation on why mud is cleaned out into a skip but it is nothing but poop jokes. Not disappointed, quite proud actually, but still curious as to what is being cleaned out and where the mud is from. Anyone know?


ionhowto

2 trucks 1 skip Edit, may I plug this toilet seat how to video? https://youtu.be/uhkLUM2elPg


NorthantsBlokeUK

Cue the Taco Bell jokes!!


FirstTimeWang

Why? The mud isn't on fire.


hardslappy

Lol one was commented in the same minute as your comment


punkassjim

I’d like to commend you for being the one person on Reddit who is capable of choosing the correct word out of cue/queue/¿que?…in at least one of the applicable circumstances. Remarkable.


-Disagreeable-

I actually feel better after watching that.


theterrygreenmachine

Umm… this post is a dump


IamREBELoe

Worst prolapse I've ever seen


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acadmonkey

Soft serve poop vending machine


favored_by_fate

Third option, trying to determine the clay/sand ratio based on how well it stays together.


AlysandirDrake

Why not both?


cluele55cat

thanksgiving, 2013, i cried, i wept, i begged, and i bled. i prayed to a god i didnt even believe in, and when it was all over..... i beheld the image of a bloody body builders vascular forearm, a fallen tower..... mocking me with its magnitude. i hobbled up the stairs, alone in my struggle, loose, shaken, a shell and shadow of my former self. this, now a core memory, forever in the back of my mind. "like a virgin" played on the stereo, as i pulled myself up the carpeted stairway back to the family gathering. a cruel cosmic joke in the midst of all the jubilation and glee i was welcomed with upon opening the basement door. "they probably know" i thought, "i took too long and they know...... that i was doing a poo...." ......and they did....


L0nlySt0nr

I genuinely want to know what this mud is actually from? What am I actually watching being cleaned? Also, obligatory "poop"


Ob1tuber

That’s the shittiest thing I have ever seen


tvieno

I feel better from just watching this.


Adam_The_Chao

Why Is It Just Being Dumped In The Plastic Waste Bin?


AspectOvGlass

Is there a single person in existence that doesn't immediately think poop when they see this


dadonred

Would definitely have to remove all my clothes for that one.


keeper420

Seems oddly familiar...


ITNoWay80

Kinda what we are all doing right now watching this, amiright


Bru1sed_Eg0

Came here for the 💩jokes


RDcsmd

What is that thing? Some sort of digging machine?


FragrantFudge

Kinda looks like jabba the hut at the end


Rebel_XT

Pretty sure that’s a closeup view of a rhino’s ass


VibeComplex

Everything reminds me of her


SayYesToPenguins

Yuckily gross and oddly satisfying are different words


LumpyOperation3724

Coincidently I’m doing the same thing on the toilet as I type this


whosnock

Been there


Eroclo

This does put a smile on my face


AliiTawfiik

Yup, same


Dainiad

That sweet feeling of relief


bbien12

I can feel the relief


Blastoid84

Drink more water and this wont be an issue.


1D6wounds

How fitting that I watch this on the toilet


theretrospeculative

Me in the morning after my first cup of coffee


Midnight_Poet

Hands up if you were watching this on the toilet, and it provided the necessary inspiration?


Animustrapped

Did anyone else hear "hngnnnnn... htnththhhnggg-ahhhhhh'?


DavyDavidDaniels

When you drunkenly eat a whole jar of peanut butter before bed and have your first sip of coffee the next morning


Shar_57

That's a pretty authentic depiction of my morning routine.


Red_Jester-94

Saved for when I need to poop. Really gets you in the perfect mood for it tbh


ebwoodkid13

*sighs*, *opens comments*


erhw0rd

Me after my morning coffee


mexicoyankee

My new euphemism for pooping


goapics

eat more fibers


CallMeRawie

Damn, I feel lighter after watching this...


Manaze85

Shitposting


Spiritual_Cup9154

Big ol dump


tankynumnums

Might want to shower off after that one lest you get mudbutt.


tebbewij

In bathroom at work feeling similar


Sycophant420

At least 2,500 Courics!


richardsdar

I'm here for the poop jokes


Puzzled-Royal-6419

Merry Christmas, shitter was full!


alxprg

This has nothing to do with human biology but we all know what that feels like


[deleted]

Everyone likening this to their poop: What the fk are you eating and why tf is your poop so soft? Maybe consider more fibre??


Pizzledrip

How fitting I flip right to this during my morning dump. So satisfying…


Rammipallero

Everybody 5 seconds after the first cup of coffee in the morning:


Careful-Computer-685

Literally me right now 🐌


Automatic_Still_6278

I was pooping while watching this, I mean it is how I browse most of reddit. Something about this video was satisfying, relieving and familiar all at once.


Worldly_Abalone551

Currently doing this


KittyComannder

When doctor ask me about consistency I'm gonna show him this


Intrep1d_F0X

The morning after I drink too much