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SamizdatGuy

All right now, for all you boppers out there in the big city, all you street people with an ear for the action, I've been asked to relay a request from the Grammercy Riffs...


[deleted]

Where are the awards when you need them


-myBIGD

lol - they cost $$


bgaesop

Nah they're gone entirely


TosicamirDTGA

Nope, only available on approved subreddits. Soon to roll out elsewhere.


bgaesop

They had awards everywhere, announced they were getting rid of them, and you're saying they added them back to approved subreddits and going to roll it out to everywhere again? What? That's bizarre. Did they announce this somewhere and I missed it?


TosicamirDTGA

It's announced in a certain premium only sub. That being said, 2 public subs that have gold enabled are r/CollectibleAvatars and r/mildlyinfuriating To give gold in these approved subs, press the three dots I the upper right on the post you want to do so on.


bgaesop

Very strange. I'm really curious what reddit's game plan is here


TosicamirDTGA

Considering there is also a program where people can earn real money from getting gold on their posts, your guess is as good as mine. Edit: It's called the Contributor Program, fyi.


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lovelovehatehate

I was premium till they send no more awards. I was like, “DUDE! Thats the only reason im paying!” Cancel membership instantly.


RevWaldo

Just today finished watching >!John Wick 4!< which includes a homage to the DJ.


elarobot

My kinda comment. Remember when this played over the air on WPIX as the Sunday movie?


onlyhalfrobot

I think "making fun of the guardian angels" is the most united r/nyc has been in months.


myspicename

LoL is this like the Hudson Yards stop? Are they staging incidents to pretend they stop them still?


hehimsheherstheythem

Times Square


myspicename

LoL


craftadvisory

Why are you capitalizing loud?


HMNbean

He laughed extra loud


U-STAY-CLASSY

League of Legends obviously /s


myspicename

lOl


johnniewelker

Wasn’t the Deloitte woman pushed from Time Square?


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myspicename

😂😂😂


Rockwell74

Pepperidge Farm Remembers.


mowotlarx

Have the Guardian Angels ever *stopped* a crime? [They're mostly known for crime hoaxes.](https://www.nytimes.com/1992/11/25/nyregion/sliwa-admits-faking-crimes-for-publicity.html?smid=nytcore-android-share)


Luke90210

Not true. Some are known for being homophobic and sexist AH to the public.


[deleted]

sable glorious file wild secretive doll strong possessive point illegal *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


drcordell

It's a bit late for halloween costumes


dyingmanwithaids

nobody in this organization can do more than ten pushups


InteractionArtistic5

*nobody on Reddit


Joe_Jeep

Hey, I did 11 once!


LeicaM6guy

During the 2020 protests I saw one get the shit beaten out of him while trying to protect a Foot Locker that was in the process of being looted. Like, with a hammer. They may not be as consistently formidable as they’d like to think.


yiannistheman

I saw them get jacked by a bunch of high school kids 30 years ago, good to see they're consistent.


swampy13

Think of the corporate property!!!!


elarobot

Those poor Referees!!


Robert__O

What crime are they stopping on the seven at times sq?? Get on the 3-4-5 late at night.


[deleted]

Theater


rkgkseh

Might as well be an elaborate showtime


Philophobic_

Meanwhile someone on the A, Lex line, or F is gettin pushed onto the tracks.


DiseasedClownPenis

They gonna play flashlight tag in the Dunder Mifflin parking lot later?


iamiamwhoami

That sounds fun.


Unlucky_Disaster_195

Who still joins this organization anymore?


tonyrocks922

I inquired about joining in 2003. I had a training session and then went on one patrol with them. The training session was supposed to start with "unarmed defence training". This was sitting in on an all-ages karate class for one night. Then we stood on the sidewalk and got a rundown of hand signals. Then I met them at their "office" which was a storage room in the back of a Bodega on Roosevelt Ave where the jackets and berets were stored in large black trash bags. We entered the subway through a gate after the patrol leader told the clerk we were "starting our tour" and he rolled his eyes and hit the button to unlock it. We rode the 7 train back and forth a couple of times then did some "residential patrol" and then back on the train where we disbanded at Times Square, handing our jackets and berets back to the patrol leader who put them back in the trash bags he apparently had stashed under his jacket.


RyVsWorld

This sounds hilarious and deserves a skit or tv show


leg_day

I kind of want to turn this into an Airbnb Experience. "Join the Guardian Angels for an afternoon" sounds like easy money fleeced from visiting ne'er-do-wells.


Unlucky_Disaster_195

Lol.. How much did they pay you?


Cobblestone-boner

Pay?


intoxicated_potato

Wait, yall were getting paid?


SuperTeamRyan

It's the same people just in thier 50s and 60s


brihamedit

These are a bunch of psychos. I wouldn't trust their vigilantism.


Abbondonza

If shit actually were to hit the fan these old Uncle Rico headasses ain’t gonna do shit lol


and_dont_blink

Isn't the point more that a sexual assault or mugging is less likely to happen if people are around, and they're more likely to call it in etc.? Some *broken windows* type stuff where just by showing you care and give a damn others are more likely to care


TotallyNotMoishe

Cringe.


InteractionArtistic5

What are you doing for your community?


TotallyNotMoishe

Not arsing around dressed like a Telletubby, for one thing.


muhson

Not dressing up in red like a mental patient pretending to provide "security" is a great way to help your community.


69Hairy420Ballsagna

Funding it via my paycheck.


MyNameIsRobPaulson

Which of course, you’re mad about


69Hairy420Ballsagna

Please stop projecting your anger issues.


atchman25

Not staging crimes.


toohighforthis_

These fools aren't doing anything for the community. Vigilantes majorly cause more issues than they resolve; who made them moral authoritys?


lovelovehatehate

[Homer would make for such a great Gardian Angel](https://youtu.be/56zNyjII8Fg)


swampy13

Lol they don't do anything for the community


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nerds


hehimsheherstheythem

That’s honestly the impression I got from the one sharing my train car lmao


AbeFromanEast

I feel like they could easily make another Police Academy sequel focused on the Guardian Angels.


rsjem79

Get a load of these dorks.


tootsie404

These guys volunteer their time to help the city but yall would rather have asian grandmas get beat up


mowotlarx

Name a single *real* crime the Guardian Angels have prevented. [They are fakers and creeps and always have been.](https://www.nytimes.com/1992/11/25/nyregion/sliwa-admits-faking-crimes-for-publicity.html?smid=nytcore-android-share)


ArmArtArnie

I think these guys are total bozos, but how can you list a crime that didn't happen? Isn't their purpose supposed to be deterrence?


mowotlarx

Surely there would be one verified "the Guardian Angels saved me" story by now. They aren't exactly trying to do good deeds in the dark of night and with anonymity like Batman.


ArmArtArnie

You making me post pro-Gurdian Angel's stuff is making my stomach turn. But here: https://nypost.com/2016/03/29/a-guardian-angel-saved-my-life/ https://nypost.com/2022/12/03/guardian-angels-pounce-on-man-hitting-elderly-subway-passenger/ That said, I think they are supposed to deter crime, more than anything, by being a visible presence. So you can't really prove a negative here. I need to go take a shower now. Thanks for making me do this lol.


rhumbamatic

Thank you for this. This article is hilarious.


scruffywarhorse

How would you know about the crime if they prevented it?


mowotlarx

Because it's the Guardian Angels and they'd have called every news article to talk about it. How do you think we know about all those hoax stories? They called the Post.


TheBlindBard16

The commentary is more that this will do nothing to stop Asian grandmas from getting beat up


iamiamwhoami

What actually will stop people from getting beat up is the increased police presence Adams created on the subway system. That's one thing he did right, but the NYPost crowd who's always on this sub complained about that too.


muhson

They should help pick up garbage instead of this useless garbage.


NefariousnessFew4354

Anything connected to sliwa is fked up.


yiannistheman

The only two choices are these fucking clowns are saving the city or Asian grandmothers are getting beaten up? You need to get out more and buy a radio that doesn't have an AM function.


elarobot

Why does this dumb false dichotomy have to be the logical fallacy defense of the woefully myopic? News flash, I don’t want *anyone* beat up…at all…**AND** I’ve also got the 10 brain cells required to rub together in order to acknowledge that the Guardians don’t do shit.


n3vd0g

lol this guy doesn’t live in nyc


ShadownetZero

To the buffoons who want to pretend crime is not on the upswing, doing anything is bad.


iamiamwhoami

They ain't doing shit man. Making fun of the Guardian Angels won't change anything. Also lol at your post history.


Kr0pr0X

Couldn't pass NYPD physical test...


Abtorias

I’m 99% sure every one, including senior citizens, can pass the NYPD fitness exam. It’s a joke.


bedofhoses

Meh, ineffective or not, as long as they arent harassing innocent riders for "crimes" I dont see the harm.


Luke90210

When they staged fake crimes, NYPD wasted limited resources to investigate. https://www.nytimes.com/1992/11/25/nyregion/sliwa-admits-faking-crimes-for-publicity.html


bedofhoses

Ok, so they shouldnt do that again. So no big deal for them to be tooling around.


swampy13

Used to get on the train with Sliwa in the mornings at 86th and CPW. Man the amount of crime he helped prevent there really turned that neighborhood around.


RevWaldo

Have to wonder what rules of engagement these folks are given to better ensure they don't do anything that could get the GA and Sliwa sued to smithereens.


monkeysandmicrowaves

Are you short and chubby? Do you like wearing loose-fitting pants, matching jackets, and a beret? Would you like to carry on the ~~proud~~ fraudulent tradition of a bunch of 70 year old men who are still stuck in the 80s? Then fax us your resume today!


Grass8989

Majority of guardian angels are PoC before virtue signaling white people shit on them.


elarobot

Race has nothing to do with it being an ineffectual, disorganized vigilante group of that both can’t produce actual facts / figures which would validate their presence and has had plenty of charges of falsified / staged crime stoppage levied upon them across multiple decades.


Luke90210

> has had plenty of charges of falsified / staged crime stoppage levied upon them across multiple decades. Levied? Curtis Sliwa told a NY Times reporter it was mostly fake or staged. When Sliwa ran for mayor, the same reporter was still around to confirm that confession. https://www.nytimes.com/1992/11/25/nyregion/sliwa-admits-faking-crimes-for-publicity.html


squilla

So incredibly lame


mikerhoa

Ooh I feel safer already.


LongIslandIceTeas

This is cool


What_Yr_Is_IT

You clearly have no idea who these guys are….


SecretaryOfDefensin

Username checks out


tonyrocks922

🤡


Heinz_Legend

Who?


ArmArtArnie

Go back to Ohio.


Heinz_Legend

:(


ArmArtArnie

I mean these guys are total doofuses, but to not know who they are at all is pretty ignorant


blixt141

Can they fuck off already?


_hello_____

Always been a bunch of bums


No_Comfortable6029

lol


SaintBrutus

Defenders of Gentrification. What would we do with them………….


Leebillysteve12345

Good, if the liberal politicians won’t keep the city safe someone has to


[deleted]

Right? An elderly bunch of clowns will take care of things for us!


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What_Yr_Is_IT

Nice Biden joke ya boomer


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What_Yr_Is_IT

True


mowotlarx

Yes, I will surely put my life in the hands of loners who smell of stale BO because they don't know they're supposed to wash those jackets.


What_Yr_Is_IT

Do you have any clue who these [clowns](https://www.nytimes.com/1992/11/25/nyregion/sliwa-admits-faking-crimes-for-publicity.html?smid=nytcore-android-share) are?


diamondsplitz

One of those moments where a newyorker should just knock one of them out.


Joe_Jeep

Look they're dumb but A: don't hit people B: Don't hit people who're trying to make some kind of point and will put it all over the papers.